>The DM says "give me your hand" What is the optimal

>>53392683
>sinister grin
"Do I give you my left hand or right hand?"

That'll teach that fucker not to ask our marching order or ask for perception rolls for no reason.

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>>53392683
Robot blaster arm.

>>53392683
passing my Fort save and not catching anything

What is the least favorable outcome?
This is what you must ask.

>>53393777
Sad handy.

>>53392683
the imprint of the brand heals nicely with no blurring.

>>53392683
Wedding bells!

>>53392683
He takes it gently and kisses it and tells me I'm beautiful.

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>The DM says "give me your foot"

>>53392683
They put a note into it that the other players aren't allowed to see.

Way easier than making people leave the room or some such.

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>>53395061

>>53395061
Anon, you're cute, and I hope you have a great day.

under the table handjob

>>53392683
He puts a secret piece of paper in my hand telling me i was a sleep cell agent the whole time

>>53392683
New set of dice or a painted miniature that my DM put thought and effort into acquiring.

>>53392683
Trades me for a Hand of Vecna?

>>53392683
He pulls his hand back when he finds mine was covered in semen.

>>53392683
I remove my prosthetic, and make a pun about not having fingered what he's going to do, but that we're ready to knuckle down and play through whatever he's palmed away to nail us with.

>>53396958
Kek. Now that's being a good sport.

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>>53396958
>tfw

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>>53392683
>"give me your hand"

ONE HAND COMING UP!

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>>53392683
> GM takes your hand
>Feel paper drop into your hand
>pull back
> Read note
> Dude i want to date your sister
> Wat do?

>>53398404
Finally tell him that I'm an only child, and that my
"sister" was just my trap mode. It's been really awkward for me since we met at that bar and he almost recognized me. I can't keep spinning this web of lies.

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>>53398567
>tfw you will never have a qt femboy player who ends up becoming your crossdressing concubine after revealing he has no sister

>>53392711
>sinister grin
>give left hand

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optimal outcome: we hold hands

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>>53399071
Blue. Board.

>>53399025
It's the same feeling when you thought it would be sunny, but it's partial overcast.

>>53392683
You and your GM get married.

>>53392683
No dude I bought these mtg cards

>>53399038
I saw what you did there, you clever fuck.

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>>53392683

>>53392683
I place my fat cock in their hand.

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>>53399025

>>53403433
Maybe sad feminine looking people give me a boner. Maybe that's what gets me off. Maybe I should know better than to stick my dick in crazy.

>>53392683
Marriage

>>53403433
>projection from a failed male posting on 4chan

lol

>>53404571
I'll find you and kiss you. Being a trap isn't being a failed male, the dick just makes it better.

>>53392683
I receive a new hand, a stronger hand. A hand that could transcend all other hands, left or right. And then we fug

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>>53398404
do whatever you want but just a warning she is a hardcore anarcho-communist feminist. Keep the conversation on anime or game of thrones and just nod whenever she says anything retarded like "society would be so much better if we never developed past subsistence farming"

>>53392683
Nothing happens, my DM knows I don't do touching.