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Is being part of a cult or magical conspiracy something to be proud of? Are these the expressions you should be making while placing your hands on a magical orb?
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He's just making all the best deals with Isengard, anon.
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>>53374701
Hey, I remember when you made this thread yesterday!
That was great.
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>>53375718
>everyone on /tg/ is the same person
Alas, fair shitposter, some of us are no longer young enough to spend the whole day and night here.
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>>53374701
I dunno, shareblue. Please tell us about how You go about being part of a cult, we can tell you are a lot more experienced on such things than us.
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>>53374701
They're expressions you make when a Saudi King who is so old he shits himself asks you to touch his glowing globe. You enjoy the moment.
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>>53376512
lol nigga take a break from your fucking shill crusade and look at this shit
bitch shops Saruman into this picture and nobody fucking blinks
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>>53375415
>Frodo fails in his quest
>Go with plan B
>Send Trump instead
>Trump simply walks into Mordor
>Meets with Sauron to negotiate
>Uses Art Of The Deal
>Both sides walk away happy
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>>53375415
minor edit.
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>>53375415
>"Nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power."
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>>53379425
What does the eye command?
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>>53379485
good post
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What the shit?
You fucking arseholes are seriously having a glowing orb party and I wasn't invited.
God fucking damn it
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>>53378749
>the deal is Sauron gets his ring back and Trump gets to say he accomplished something
Art of the deal.
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>>53378749
You know what would actually happen
>trump goes over to mordor
>"I had a token I was bidden to show thee"
>the mouth of sauron offers him a ring of power with his name on it in chunky gold letters
>trump accepts the ring
>his advisors screech incoherently at him to avoid putting it on
>he puts it on anyway
>immediately seduced by his greed to become a nazgul under the control of the Dark Lord
>BadEnd.jpg
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>>53380386
Hey, we need a new Witch King since the old guy got backstabbed by a midget and finished off by a cross-dresser in the most politically correct death ever.
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>>53380363
You're forgetting the part where he gets Sauron to kick the orcs out of Minas Morgul so Trump can redevelop it as luxury condominiums.
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>>53380452
>there must always be a witch king
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They're in the same room as the avatar of the God of chaos and they feel the gaze of Kek upon their normie forms. Of course they look spooked.
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>>53380452
>The previous Witch-King was so, so low on energy
>You know why he's a loser? Cause no-one remembers his name, that's why
>Our country, is so weak, the last guy got stabbed by a woman. A WO-MAN.
>The Angmarian dream, is dead, folks. Dead.
>I alone will make Angmar great again!
>[Witch King Candidate found speaking as if Angmar still existed]
>[Experts baffled by the newly-made wraith's ignorance regarding mankind's history]
>[Exhausted-looking advisors offer conflicting explanations for their masters behavior]
>[Investigations continue into possible links between Trump and Mordor]
>[In a public statement the wraith hissed "You know nothing, I never even met Sauron"]
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>>53374701
I'm sorry folks. I usually don't get political, but I figured I better have my turn with this meme image, so I posted it. Don't worry, I'm sure the post will 404. Until then, blame me for this mess.
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>>53380363
>We discussed it over some beautiful lembas bread, let me tell you, you've never seen lembas bread like this
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>>53381021
I really like this post
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