The guy on the middle-right, the waiter with the jug in his hand?

>>53371642
Pray to the goddess to save me.

>>53371642
>Stop chasing me!

Fuck you Carl, you won't railroad me like this.

>>53371642
Shouldn't have been skipping the leg day.

>make a run for it.

>>53371642
Shout about blue tattoo supremacy and leg it.

>>53371642
>you gotta bee onna you hat

>>53371642
Other the a quiet "motherfucker" as I turn to run, nothing. Need that breath, not wasting any more.

Probably just some brief, general screaming. It isn't like there'd appear to be anything to say really to stave off prompt death here.

>>53371642
"Let the goddess guide my hand that our lord be annointed by this sacred wine, these droplets granting a touch of divini- Whoa! I, er, clearly the goddess finds your lordship to her liking! Such a dose is enough to let one survive a coupling with her radiance, for a short while at least, so why don't we all clear out and leave you to it?"

>>53371642
*record scratch*
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down there!
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. Well, it all began...

>>53371642
>Fall to the ground
>Act out having a seizure
>Bang head against the jug of water
>Screech something along the lines of GET OUT OF MY HEAD, FIENF
Making a show insanity and/or demonic possession is probably the safest way out

>>53371642
There was a spider on your head, it's ok I got it.

>>53371642
BY RITE OF CRANIAL CONQUEST I CLAIM THE THRONE. THE DIVINES HAVE SPOKEN, GIVE ME YOUR CHAIR!

>>53371667
The goddess is clearly about to make this dude king. Big guy's gonna "trip" and impale himself on his own jaw or something.

>>53371642
>Record scratch
>Freeze Frame
>"Hey, see that idiot? The one with the jug who just pissed off the Godlike Warlod. Yeah, that's me."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ga_M5Zdn4
>"You're probably wonder how I got myself into this mess. Well, to that we're gonna have to go waaaay back..."

You looked uncomfortably hot m'lord. I figured what better way to cool you than to have you drenched in your favorite beverage? Better still, if you are displeased then you can have your concubines bath you...with their tongues.
Hopefully I'll come off as either too retarded or too endearing to murder.

>>53371642
look behind you!

What are you gonna do, stab me?

NO GODS

NO KINGS

ONLY MAN

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR

THE END IS NIGH

[then I dive out the window]