Just got back from work, what the fuck is going on? Gonna

Female Space Marines are a thing now.

>>53277496
Girlyman commissioned roboman to make +P+ versions of the Space Marines 10,000 years before and now sprinkling them throughout the galaxy like sprinkles on a hot fudge covered ice cream bowl.

>>53277496
Take a break from 40k fansites for a while. It's the worst on /tg/ but the entire fandom has been reduced to a loud white noise of autism shrieking at each other.

>>53277496

Harder, better, faster, stronger marines home grown on mars over 10,000 years with brand spanking new gene-seed to reinforce weakened and dying chapters and to bolster existing chapters.

I assume the idea is that these guys gene seed will begin to circulate into the chapter and everyone will eventually become primaris

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>>53277517
Please tell me this is bait.

>>53277755
It is.

>>53277496
The thumbnail looks like a rodent wearing a Zorro mask.

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>>53277764
Thanks man

They basically took the name "Ultramarines" and made it literally. Now we have Space Marines that are Spacier and Marinier than ever before.

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>>53267178
>I just got back from work and am blue-colourblind
its going to be a long summer

>>53277496
-Alpha Legion bows to Guilliman
-In contact with aeldari
-Possesses psyker-like abilities
-Controls Terra with an iron but fair fist
-Owns planets and fleets globally
-Direct descendant of the Emperor of Mankind
-Will bankroll the first human Webway (the first gateway will be built on Macragge)
-Owns 99% of geneseed editing research facilities on Mars
-First primaris in all likelihood will be ultramarines
-Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence in Milky Way has only existed amongst the Old Ones and Sensei
-Ancient eldar scriptures tell of a warrior with a flaming sword who will descend upon Terra and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
-Commands Mechanicus worlds around the galaxy
-You likely have a primaris behind you right now
-Guilliman is in direct communication with Vulkan and Jaghatai Khan, forwarding the will of the Emperor to Salamanders. Who do you think set up the return of the primarchs (second one in 1000 years) and arranged Khan's first visit to Imperial palace?
-He learned fluent tyranid in under a week
-Chapters entrust their geneseed reserves with the primarch. There’s no geneseed on Sanguinius, only on Konor.
-The primarch is about 10,000 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by the Imperium.
-In reality, he is a timeless being, existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.

>>53277496
Chadmarines

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>>53279370
wait the alt right has no pure constitutionalism
fukking hell man

>>53277693
/thread

I don't play SM, but if these new models are cheap or have a good starter I might pick them up.

>>53278810
Kek

>>53277693
To be fair, GW did EndTymes(tm) so you can't fault people from freaking out.

>>53277496
Gotta say, i like the helmet.
But then again, i like every muhreen helmet out there.

>>53279821
>New models which are bigger than older ones
>Cheaper

What reality are you from? GW rises prices at a drop of a hat, even if they make the models smaller!

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Blood Angels are fucked.

>>53279370
>The Nazis are on the radical right.

But that doesn't make sense purely because of the "Right Wing" attitude towards government size and control. I don't care for the parties on these shit charts, but the very principles of what would be considered truly radical "Right" are completely antithetical to the Nazis.

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>>53284358
It's a bit more complicated than that.

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>>53279370
What is this heresy corrupting this thread anon! You will explain yourself immediately!

>>53283560
WHERE WERE YOU THE LAST 2 YEARS WHEN PRICE DROPPED SIGNIFICANTLY ?

>>53284550
>PRICE DROPPED SIGNIFICANTLY
>34$ for single model

>>53279370
I'm not sure what the most cringworthy part of this 'info'-graphic is, so I'm just going to say all of it.

Manlet Space Marines are a thing now.

>>53284358
It's almost like a political groups based on hatred, fascism, and beliefs in melanin content superiority will use any political groups it can to leverage itself into power.

>>53277693
People with aspergers react negatively to any change in their daily routine.
They'll jump at you and beat you up if you happen to wear a new shirt or something.

It's exactly what is happening here.

>>53287068
>Lady Atia says everything about the Emperor v. Horus fight will be retconned, all the way down to Sanguinus dying.
I honestly don't get why they still call this setting Warhammer 40k. Honestly not knocking anyone who likes the new stuff, but if you demolish a building down to its foundation, then bring in a new architect and construction crew, and build a new building in its place, it's not the same building even if you recycle a few materials here and there.
GW should have honestly done just some kind of AoS/Fantasy split because the inhabitants of these very distinct buildings would probably be lot happier if they weren't being forced to occupy the same space.

I'd even suggest /tg/ self-impose such a split on themselves, if I thought the autists and shitposters were capable of it.

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>>53279370
>Zizek

>>53287068
>It's exactly what is happening here.
Nope.

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>>53277517
This is a joke right?

>>53279370
What the fuck.
Now I'm imagining the Bogdanoff brothers sitting onto a spinning top on the summit of a pyramid, floating through the cosmos.

>>53279370
What is the big deal with the Bogdanoffs? They got tons of plastic surgery, had a show in France in the 80s, and then made up a bunch of shit for their PHDs, and now they are trying to stop the jews who rule the would while they in fact actually rule the world?

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>>53277517
Is there any reason why we can't have Female Primaris Marines?

>>53284358
The right wing small government thing is pretty much solely an American thing.

>>53294403
My understanding is the existing geneseed isn't compatible with women. Fabius Bile has shown female marines are technically possible, but it would theoretically take making a female Primarch first to get appropriate geneseed. Seems a tall ask for the modern Imperium.

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>>53278810
emperor text to speech device seems more like a canon with each passing news.

>>53294489
Can't Guilliman just impregnate women to make females with Marine Geneseed?

>>53294403
Because sisters if battle are superior. Why do you want female space marines?

>>53294541
why not

>>53277745
Sounds about right since it's outright stated that some existing chapters have full companies being primaris now

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>>53279370
>there are five lights

>>53278425
>its going to be a long summer
especially with the summerfag memes being constantly repeated

>>53278810
well played

>>53287490
Wait seriously? Where was this stated?

>>53278425
Well thanks for making me realize summer hasn't even started yet. Maybe this is the year of my freedom.

>>53294447
I'm not even going to really call it right wing.
You faggots have two left wings, angry liberals with guns and smug socialists that don't like guns

>>53302303
That's funny because when you ask an euro leftie they'll say america has no real left wing, only classical liberals and christian conservatives.
Both are wrong.
There is only the Bogdanoffs

>>53277517
hurrah!

>>53299741
>Wait seriously? Where was this stated?
What do you mean? He's making an observation based on 40k circa before 5e-ish, and 40k now. You might be new, but the late 2000s and the 2010s brought a raging torrent of divisive retcons that set up the mess /tg/ is today. And he's saying maybe it'd be for the best if the community had an official split.

>>53278810
Its meant to be a joke, sure, but still kinda depressing that Roboute comes back and instantly the Imperium is better and stronger and pretty much all its internal problems stop over night.