>*Yaaaawn* >Please, do NOT say anything to me. Not one

>>53257285
Roll my eyes, say "Ugh".

I don't need to speak to cave his skull in.

>>53257302
But he might get violent with you if you try that, anon.

>>53257285
Poison his coffee.

>>53257285
Shoot him in the head while he's sluggish from caffeine withdrawal.

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parley, give offerings

>>53257285
Please no frogs

>>53257285
>How do you deal with a BBEG like this?

It depends on if we like one another or not: you can really come to respect, admire, or even be pretty good friends with your "ANTAGONIST", but there's no excusing or mercy for a prick asshole.

If we're on good terms; we can have a spot of breakfast together, maybe shoot the shit, then in an hour or a half later we can get back to keeping up appearances.

>>53257285
Play loud rock music at 4am

Maybe its one of those scenes where the hero and the villain are competing over some long con schemes and they can't really do anything to each other physically so they have a cordial coffee break before resuming hostilities.

I replace his coffee with demananated coffee and laugh at his frail wizard body that can't cast spells because he hasn't had his daily mana infused drink while the fighter hits him with a sword over and over

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>>53257285
Kill the BBEG?

>>53257285
>>53257864

Dumb frogposters.

>>53257285

Wait patiently, then ask him how his liberal arts degree is working out for him

>>53257285
Pee in his coffee.

>>53257285
Brew tea and ask him to wait until I've had my refreshment.

>>53257285
By hiding the thread.

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>>53257689
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>>53259623

>>53259623
rude.

>>53257285
I let him drink his coffee. We're sworn enemies, but we're also Gentlemen.

>>53257285
I thought this was an /r9k/ thing only. Also bumping because lel.