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In this thread we post birds that would make interesting anthropomorphized

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In this thread we post birds that would make interesting anthropomorphized fantasy races.

>The red-bearded vulture is the only known animal whose diet is almost exclusively bone (70-90%)!
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>>53249733
>The red-bearded vulture is the only known animal whose diet is almost exclusively bone (70-90%)!
The entry for the Ruin-Haunters from All Tomorrows talk about how this might be a less than optimal diet for an intelligent species.
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>>53249733
Red kite.

Scavenger, but not averse to taking live prey, particularly pigeons. When there's one about, pigeons all sort of shuffle up underneath TV aerials. My mother's seen one swoop down on a pigeon, and then no more pigeon.
Surprisingly large for a british bird, too. They got reintroduced and followed the thermals on the motorways and railways because they spend a lot of time soaring around looking for food and just generally enjoying flight. Long-running war with crows.
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>>53249733
>Undead Eating Vultures/Bone Marrow Suckers
Neat. Probably Wartine enemies with Gnolls who also like Carrion.
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>>53249733
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>>53249733
Cassowaries would basically be hairy Bolians from Star Trek.
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Penguin-men invaders from the far northern fringes?

>During that time, he witnessed males having sex with other males and also with dead females, including several that had died the previous year. He also saw them sexually coerce females and chicks and occasionally kill them.

>Levick blamed this "astonishing depravity" on "hooligan males" and wrote down his observations in Greek so that only an educated gentleman would understand the horrors he had witnessed.
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>>53249733
Jack Sprat, could eat no fat.
His wife could eat no lean.

Gypaeto, the exchange student they hosted this year from the Red Bearded Vulture nation...... pretty much took care of what was left.

>You know paired up with some feces eaters and organflesh devourers, eventually you could set up a pretty low-waste commune.
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Are owls birds?
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Harris hawks are the only birds of prey that hunt in a pack all year round.

Usually groups of between 2-6 birds in a cast, and they also commonly nest in threes.
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+ to intimidate
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>>53252674
>mage: spreads tail, feathers and crest light up as he casts
>Fighter: pic related
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>>53253114

>Imagine that the Peacock-men are almost completely unknown outside of a distant desert Empire where they serve as court thralls

>Imagine that the King of this Empire gives you a Peacock-man as a gift

Imagine the prestige that would come with having such a slave!
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>>53253217
>slaves
Peacocks need not be forced to explore, for the satisfaction of their curiosity is an award of its own. Their reputation as a prideful people is a result of their ornate exteriors, though it hides an inquisitive side that is arguably stronger than the vanity they supposedly possess.
>pic related: peacock diplomat
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>>53253447
Better pic of peacock diplomat at her most fearless
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>>53253114
>>53253217
>>53253447
>>53253654

I vaguely recall a thread where there was a peacock race where the men were these powerful psionic beings whom the females kept around while they made up the bulk of the military and other functions. They would have to keep males away from each because they would fight and try to kill each other.
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>>53252770
Boner points if they're all-white and have bioluminescent eye-patches for nocturnal rape-raids.
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>>53249733
>lammergeier furries
heresy! they're dragons. Dragons!
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>>53252770
Imagine all that read by Gordon Freeman.
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>>53253822

Is this an attack?
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Peregrine
Peacock
Shrike
Philippine Eagle (would quite possibly farm human settlements in a fantasy anthropomorphisation)
Oilbird
Lyrebird
Black heron (scary shit when you see a sudden shadow fall over you)
Birds of Paradise (probably a single race heavily factionalised over multiple races)
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>>53254105
You mean Morgan Freeman?
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>>53249733
OP's diet is 100% bone, fuck off.
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>>53252770
I've used penguins in games before. Ridged, xenophobic, cold in manner, extremely protective of their clans. Attitude is kinda like dwarves but as migratory raiders rather than miners. Fight in dense formations of pikeblocks or shieldwalls.
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>>53254105
I can't. He has no voice.
Put me in the screencap!
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>>53254010
That sounds super true to peacock nature.
Most of the time they flock together just fine, but if breeding season comes around, they'll attack window reflections.
They also arent afraid to chase deer away.
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>Hoatzin

The birds are actually rather pretty so i figure an anthropomorphized version of them would be as well. At a distance they would appear like attractive, albeit dishevelled humanoids, but upon closer inspection you'd start to notice how awkward and weird they are and of course their distinct odour.

I'm not sure how they would be viable in a society, hell i am not sure how they survive in nature. That said i kinda want a stinky bumbling hoatzin-man sidekick who always disapears moments before dangerous situations occour and reappears shortly after it's safe again.

Maybe they just live at the outskirts of society doing the nasty jobs that other races dislike, ie. garbage men. That said i like the idea that they would just try to fit in as best they could and that society at large wouldn't necessarily be able to recognize them for what they are. They'd be slightly incompetent at everything they do, but somehow be able to mostly dodge serious implications of their failures.
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>>53254260
Penguins aren't xenophobic, they'll hang out with anyone they see on the ice.
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This recalls an idea I had for subspecies of harpies most of them being small races with one or two big ones being flightless with powerful legs.
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>>53249733
I've used these vultures as the bird half of zombie-eating gryphons.

I imagine this could turn into a race dedicated to consume undeath.
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>>53256290
That's awesome. Love the idea that the natural enemy of the undead isn't some glorious divine beast, but rather a nasty-looking scavenger.
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>>53256290
cool idea mate, props
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>>53253822
>>53254223
Stop bullying the insecure and come face a real bird.
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>>53255930
Lewd.
please some anon draw this immediately
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>>53256345
Not that anon but I imagine these guys would be a neutral party. They are experts at going to battlefields and picking out the corpses and are perfectly willing to return valuable items such as armor, weapons, and trinkets carried on the person as long as they get the bodies afterwards or at least a few arms and legs and organs depending upon the state of them.

You need something to carry back home? Give us a few hours and we'll make it presentable for ya!

This one got pulped by an explosion? We found a burnt picture and his dog tags. We'll hang on to the meat bits if you don't mind too terribly.
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>>53256387
that is not a real bird though, that is newspaper with a bird coating.
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>>53256458

The names were stupid but I had a few broad generalistion for them.

World Claws were the flightless harpies. They were medium sized but typically came up to about chest hight of an average human. Their wings have degraded into raptor like claws and they have considerable dexterity with them but they fight primarily with their talons even going so far as to commission mithril leg armor and adamantine claw extensions. They take after various flightless birds like peacocks and ostriches

Fisher Kings were small sized harpies who are really good at swimming and usually tend to look like vary varities of penguins.

Cloud Dancers were the ones that can fly and have the largest variety in body shapes.
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>Shunned due to being ugly and unsavory. Thought to be bad omens and bring death/pestilence with them.
>The more their numbers dwindle, the more sickness spreads.
>Their territory is free of decay and disease because they have immunity and properly dispose of corpses
>they welcome, heal or do what they can for the sick and terminally ill when they everyone else has shunned them too
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Cockatiel/cockatoo
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>>53252848
>implying
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Fuck off furfags.
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>>53249733
Bodybuilder Seagull is the only bird that feeds solely on furries smashed into a bloody pulp, with a special preference for OP's, and can smell furries over ten thousand kilometres.
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>>53256458
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Pic Related
>Red-Tailed Hawk, Best bird
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I've developed a love of Kea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8mQiXKKfWw

New Zealand Parrots, super smart. Opportunistic eaters that live in the mountains. Endangered because the they were hunted for killing sheep by tearing into their backs to get at the fat.

Probably would make a race of social, inquisitive mages and tinkerers that everyone hates until they need something important done. Like a cross between Kender and Gnomes in settings where gnomes are somewhat competent.
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>>53254227
You beat me to Shrike. We've got them here in Florida. Cute little fuckers, and you know there's a nest nearby when you find lizards and other assorted prey impaled on the trees.
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>>53254391
Furthermore, due to the crests on their heads and the mask like nature of their face feathers, I believe Peamen would have military outfits similar to roman ones.
They would use pea-pilums, case hardened gladius' and big square shields of blue and green.
Their preferred opponents are snakes and lizards, and do not consider eating them a sin.
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>>53249733
Don't forget that when threatened they scream at and then puke on the threat.
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>>53256462
>>53256345

I imagine it more along the lines of an intense dislike for anything that is not alive but tries to act like it is.
>We know what life is. Walking corpses have no place in this world, for the corpses are ours to consume.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harpy_eagle
Does anyone have a pic of a featherless peacock?
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A detestable band of savages, yelping and hollering at all passers-by, known to attack people at random just for the fun of it. Ordinarily such beasts would have been dealt with a long time ago, but thanks to complicated political history which goes back centuries, they are actually given special privilege by the King, and others are forbidden from attacking them. One day they will go too far and find themselves eradicated.
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>>53261542
As someone from NZ let me tell you those fuckers are also scary smart, have a tendency to dissemble things like tourists cars, start avalanches for fun, work in teams and will (successfully) attack things many times their size.
As a fantasy race it would be like someone crossed gnomes, orcs, and kender and then gave them all the ability to fly.
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>>53262218
Too true
>but there is one creature they flee from
>they're no match for pic related
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>>53252964
I want to poke it with a needle and see what happens
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>>53261542
I'm more of a fan of their elusive big brothers that are so chill it almost got them all killed.
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I vaguely remember a Terror Bird race for DND...
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>>53254100
Dragons = Dinosaurs
Dinosaurs = Birds
Birds = Dragons
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>>53257219
Very friendly and communicative.
Has the annoying tendency of singing dumb jingles over and over an over
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>>53264718
They love to Netflix and chill with british guys
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>>53254063
>pale and glisteny ayylmao/cavecreature kind of white
>lidless shiny jetblack spidereyes like pic related
>bioluminescent greenglowy blood and viscera that goes all over the place
ITFYfamaflax
also muh dikk yiss
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>>53261547
Yeah, it's a nice juxtaposition between looks nice, 90% ordinary, comes across as cruel as hell.
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In these parts, we have a lot of these fellas.
Not too sure what they're called in English.
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What's going on with Cassowarys?
What would they be like?
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>>53249733
I already use that as one on my main birdman races
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>>53252770
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
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This triggers the Australian
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>>53270357
They'd be the violent crazy person of the neighborhood, who huffs gas and thinks the elf Illuminati is keeping tiny lead shooters hidden from the eyes of the public, as well as them being responsible for putting feminizing mind control chemicals in the water.
I think.
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>>53255743
These birds stink?
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>Chickens of the Underdark
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>>53272149
>The hoatzin is an herbivore, eating leaves and fruit, and has an unusual digestive system with an enlarged crop used for fermentation of vegetable matter, in a manner broadly analogous to the digestive system of mammalian ruminants. The alternative name of "stinkbird" is derived from the bird's foul odour, which is caused by the fermentation of food in its digestive system.

From Wikipedia.
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>A Bird-Man takes a Centaur as his mate

wat happen?
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>>53270148
Batmen
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>ctrl-F
>no secretary bird
How else am I going to magical realm?
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>>53272350
Pegasus centaur or hippogriff centaur.
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>>53273067
>a literal snake eater
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>>53273314
WHAT A THRILL
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>>53272262
Get thee gone, fiends!
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>>53273067
How are secretary birds magical realm
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>>53277396
I'm guessing anon wants someone to step on his trouser snake.
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>>53273067
Secretary birds are too majestic for your filthy magical realm, you degenerate
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>>53278179
fuck you anon i was about to make that joke
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>>53271271
Cassowaries are actually pretty shy most of the time, they just fuck people up if they perceive them as a threat to their young or corner them.
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>>53278518
>>53273067
no seriously how are they fucking magical realm

somebody explain this
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>>53283225
>Imagine the following spoken in the voice of Berry White.

Why just see with your eyes anon. Got them looong sexy legs that make Aaaall the birdies go tweet tweet tweet.
Ya dig?
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>>53283225
steppe on (trouser) snek
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>>53260158
>Russian
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>>53256822
So they're Jews during the Dark Ages?
>the countries that dated best during the black plague were the ones who saw how Jews were being clean and following Deuteronomy
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Unrelated, one time I walked straight through a small flock of Canada Geese that had a few goslings as well. Just followed the rule they knew that Humans Don't Leave The Sidewalk and pretended they didn't exist. The adults made some low, quiet noises to communicate with each other, and one of them almost hissed, but I guess they figured out I didn't actually give a fuck about their kids it something.

>>53257219
>good at mimicry
>loves mischief
>SCREAM
>VERY LOUD

>>53261387
Eyy, got some of those near my house. They're cool.
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>>53261387
Tobias!
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Crows
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>>53285307
>Really intelligent, fast learner
>Loud voice tends to draw negative attention, so she rarely speaks due to slight social anxiety.
>incredibly adaptable and will completely trust those she actually befriends.
>tfw no Crow Harpy GF
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>>53287635
I hope you never offend her because no one holds grudges like a crow
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>>53288033
Indeed. One would want to be on their best behavior when visiting the Crow nation.
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>>53289193
Holy fuck. If that story is even partly true...

I dont know weather to be impressed or disgusted.
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>>53262218
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>>53271069
We found the BBEG.
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>>53292945
>BBEG

Ugh
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>>53293316
Found the Australian.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyfCMrqitWI

>WAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!
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>>53256822
Could also base a splinter group on Turkey vultures instead, whose scientific name means 'Golden Purifier', and make them zealous paladins.
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>>53261547
Their matign ritual involves finding lizards and mice and impaling them next to each other, then eating the mate's catch. They also do this to eat poisonous prey, where the venom leaks out from the wound. So an alchemist or poison oriented rogue
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>>53249733
While very common, this species is known to follow surveyors and guides to find other birds nest to eat their eggs. They would be a great ranger / druid race.
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Pitohui are one of but a handful of birds that use toxins to defend themselves from predation.
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The shoebill is scary.
The Shoebill will stand there, motionless as a statue, and wait for some poor lungfish or baby crocodile to swim by. Then the bird will pounce forward, all five feet of it, with its massive bill wide open, engulfing its target along with water, mud, vegetation, and probably any other hapless fish minding their own business. Clamping down on its prey, the bird will start to swing its massive head back and forth, tipping out whatever stuff it doesn’t want to eat. When there’s nothing but lungfish or crocodile left, the Shoebill will give it a quick decapitation with the sharp edges of the bill and swallow away.
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>>53295459
Forgot pic
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>>53295459
>>53295479

Spooky
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>>53295512
What would they be like as a race?
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>>53295558
not those other guys, but shoebills are weird. You could picture a sort of ambitious, warlike but refined culture applied to them from the above description and their looks, and it would almost work until you was what they do in their casual time, which is to just kinda do nothing. Sometimes, if you've got a real active one, it might wander about and be curious (and quite frankly cute), but generally speaking, they're like spooky statues.
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>>53295656
>was what they do
other way fingers, other way. *saw
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>>53294997
>mfw angry bird used to pull up hundreds of images like this on google and it is now dominated by a phone game.
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>>53295558

Most could prey on travellers. They'd set-up near narrow passes or the like. After a time, they could move to some other similar place.

Some could sneak into cities where they might stand still in the shadowy doorways of dark alleys. Standing still at night--waiting for someone to walk by.
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>>53295656
Neato
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>>53284322
>couldn't own land, so relied heavily on trade
>Black Death brought to Europe through middle eastern trade routes
>jewish merchants die in droves due to poor health habits associated with constantly traveling and plague
>plague blamed on jew traders...burned them alive as punishment
>jews keep stealing the silver from well-bottoms (used to purify the water)
>town gets sick from unclean water...and the drowned jew at the bottom of the well
>plague blamed on jews...burned them alive as punishment

Yeah, nah. Not like jews at all desu.
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>>53295728
that is not a small animal
it would not take much changing to get this race-sized
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>>53295728
"I told yoU TO STAY OUT OF MY TERRITORY"
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>>53295690
Imagine standing still for hours on end during the winter.
Just maliciously staring into the night waiting for the next hit.
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>>53255743

Oh, I am playing one of these in a current GURPS campaign, we were allowed D&D inspired races, and I got away with putting birds, dragonblooded, lizardmen, and such in a blender, upgraded the claws to talons, because why the fuck not. Think feathered kobolds but violently effective.

He's a goddamn murder bird.

Swamp adapted, super climbing, extra attack (wings only), controlled gliding.

Anyways, since I'm a GM I couldn't resist world building.

They're a hegemony of city states. Inside the city states the basic unit is a group of Hoatzin called a wing, with a minim of 4 members. Sometimes families, sometimes not, often not in many cases.

They're Shamanistic, but not a full out theocracy, there's three branches beyond civilians, Civil, Holy, and Military. Civilians form wings and leave them as they wish, for rulership members of all three branches of goverment come together.

Because they lay more than one egg at a time they can be very prone to overpopulation, to that end they enchant members of the military to be sexless (the spell is easily removed) and it is only removed once they become officers or retire. There's a cadre of them which are basically brainwashed and their intelligence throtled.

That cadre are specialized bodyguards.


and there's some other thoughts but holy shitfucks I'm exhausted
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>>53295718
>Faggotry

The fuck? Go back to /pol/
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>>53297167
I feel like the neck extension sounds something like..
Swooce.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY436JiiCjg
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>>53271069
I mean really, they DID win the war
They're basically really shitty avian goblins
These fuckers >>53270357 would be the orcs.
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>>53295459
>>53295479
>>53295656
>>53295728
Shoebills strike me as the kind of guys you'd meet in some Gothic mansion, telling twisted tales of macabre, morbid madmen or sinister scoundrels in their study, all of them with more truth than the party would feel comfortable with. They would be cold but not openly hostile, just this eerie, super tall bird dude who's been through some dark shit but brushes it off calmly. And always having that piercing stare, never flinching, rarely blinking.

Like just imagine your party going to one of these guys to collect info on some plot thread, never sure if the scary bird man might flip out on them for any kind of slight they make against it. Could also see a dude like this having a bit of dry wit and a Laconic sense of humor. Maybe a trophy or two to show off that they're not all talk.
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>>53249733
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>>53253822
>Picking on the retard kid
You can do better.
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>>53255793
This, it's just that most things in their habitat try to eat them.
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>>53296069
>History is /pol/
Get bent tumblrite. Every race has done horrid shit to this world and jews aren't the exeption.
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>>53252770
What the fuck is that picture?
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>>53307362
Inside the mouth of a penguin, the spines keep fish from escaping.
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>>53250701
<3
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>>53301277
"Have you read "Four warrior's and the gem of greed?"
"No?"
"Well...let me begin..."
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>>53253822
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>>53262218
We're they Kangz at some point, or at least think they were?
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>>53272262
Stealth cocks
You never see them coming
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>>53307945
I wish there was a way to say this without sounding like a KKK member but no. geese are successful on their own while blacks may have gone the way of the abbo if it wasn't for white guilt.

Blacks are moas, geese are turks.
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>>53301277
>>53307656
I might have to steal this idea. It's really fascinating.
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>>53301277
>>53307656
And then they laugh inappropriately, and look goofy as hell.
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>It has also been known to sound an alarm call when hawks or other dangers are near, and smaller birds often recognize this call and hide themselves away accordingly.
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>>53309801

>It may occasionally impersonate the calls of raptors, especially those of the red-tailed and red-shouldered hawks, possibly to test if a hawk is in the vicinity
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>>53307575
Holy shit I didn't even know that birds had teeth.
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Any kind of a vulture. Purely carnivorous race that only eats putrefying meat. Incredibly bad breath, probably spreads diseases if it interacts with anyone of other species, immune to most diseases and poisons.

They raid battlegrounds for corpses sometimes, even willingly get recruited as mercenaries. A farm for them is just a guarded field of decaying flesh, whether of other sentients or lowly beasts.
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>>53295728
My bill is a battering ram, my wings are a hurricane, I am death!
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>>53309873
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150512-bird-grows-face-of-dinosaur

They all almost do.
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Corvidae, such as jackdaws, crows and ravens, are cool as fuck. They are very similar to each other and fill close ecological niches, similar to the standard fantasy races.
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>>53310462
Magpies would be like elves. Medium-sized, pretty to look at and highly intelligent.
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>>53309881
>Possibly the best immune system around
>spreads diseases
How come?
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>>53310571
They can carry alot of disease bearing bugs and not get infected by them.
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>>53308655
>>53308598
"Hm?"
"What's wrong?"
"I am no threat to you"
>Becomes pic related when you touch his family armour
After some diplomacy he calms down but tells whoever touched it to leave.
"Sorry about that."
"Back to the tale."
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>>53310534
Magpie are thieves. Basically Kender.
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Imagine an undead hunting vulture paladin, who has this look on his face 24/7
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>>53310737
Jackdaws like shiny things, too.
Also, putting in a race that only allows one type of character seems like a bad idea. The jackdaw, being a bit smaller than most corvidae, would occupy the seat of halflings or gnomes. Rooks would be dwarfs; common crows would be humans and ravens would be orcs or giants.
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>>53310751
"I smell death.
I hunt it.
And I eradicate it."
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>>53310534
>pretty to look at and highly intelligent.
They are also known from stealing relics from the other bird chapters and their enemies
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>>53295677
If you would like help finding them anon, I can help you.
That particular kind of bird is known as a Grackle, possibly either a Common or Great-tailed Grackle. They are a common genus found in the American South, and tend to compete with pigeons as the preeminant urban bird

They have very expressive eyes and features
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And another grackle
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>>53311105
>angry
Truly, is there a more worthless bird than the kiwi?
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>>53311105
>>53311119
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>>53307656
>>53308655
>>53310690
These things even blink in this strange, off-putting way.
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>>53284418
I have one that roosts near a highway I drive everyday. He or she can always be found perched somewhere along the stretch of highway looking majestic as fuck so I've taken to calling them King Red.
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>>53264656
It deflates and they don't get laid for a year
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>>53313369
Pretty sure all birds do that.
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This thread is missing best bird
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>>53283972
>eggs
>bellybuttons
Maybe fuck of with your fetish birds
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>>53289473
It's pretty obviously fake and also badly written.
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Targopan men with coat of arms bibs
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AND THEN THERE'S THE POTOOS.
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>>53318015
I mean... seriously. The fuck you gonna say about these guys?
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>>53318042
They're here to plunder your booty.
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>>53318094
Potoorates.

WELP. I'M DONE HERE.
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>>53295459
>all five feet of it
>Think "naw can't be that big"
>see pic
JESUS CHRIST, NATURE
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>>53272350
Sphinx, duh.
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>>53283225
Secretary fetishis my guess
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>>53284322
O hi (((CTR))).
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>only one brief mention of Best Bard
>no information on why it's Best Bard
Lyrebirds can mimic things like chainsaws - imagine playing a bard who can be their own orchestra.
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>>53295927
>feathered kobolds but violently effective.
Raptors. You made sentient raptors.
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I like myself a single bird race with type of bird acting as ethnicity. In any setting that I've included them I've asked players to pick a type of bird based loosely off of their starting stats (someone who can swim well might be a sea bird for example).
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>>53289193
Kill a man and you're a murderer.
Kill many and you're a conquerer.
Kill them all and you're a god.
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>>53295927
I like it, but it seems more inspired by protobirds, than the hoatzin in particular. In my mind they can't really escape the image of being essentially cow-birds living in a manner that their body is highly ill-suited for.
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>>53266991
>duck dragon
>2017
>not a
>drake
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>>53316362
Just want to point out that bellybuttons are the result of an umbilical connection. A harpy embryo's connection to it's egg's yolk could generate one.
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>>53261387
If it wasn't Best Bird, why would would they use his voice for all birds?
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>>53285307
Soooo... tengu?

Its tengu right?
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>>53262122
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>>53271069
>This triggers the Australian
Fuck off, they live a scavengers existence wandering in herds in the wild while we thrive in cities and rule all habitable parts of the country. We've got a gov't and a functioning society, they eat grubs and lizards off the ground.
We won that war.
Also my dad died in the Emu War, so show some fucking respect.
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>>53335116
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>>53337336
And they say America lost Vietnam, but look at their casualties compared to the slopes.
This was a stalemate more than anything. Our guns couldn't hurt them and they lack opposable thumbs. For now we just leave each other alone, but it's a naive man that thinks they won and we lost, regardless of what Jewpedia says.
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desu the current ~ultra-science and realistic~ visual depictions of dromeosaurs are heavily based on extant raptors - they could be a refreshing counterpoint to lizardmen.
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>>53337425
>they could be a refreshing counterpoint to lizardmen.
Fuck...I'm going to have to draw this now.
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>casually walking through the forest
>suddenly find a corpse impaled on a tree
>keep walking, more corpses
>the fucking forest is full of dead people from all origins stabbed into branches and left to die from blood loss
>the equivalent of a birdsfolk midget comes out and looks at you
>three seconds later you're part of the background
>don't even know what happened
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>>53322040
>mine grin is an evil grin
...I bought heavy into grappling skills. I made a sentient Flying Fleshraker...in plate mail.

I was thinking about making a more realistic pic related but decided fuckit, I wanna step outside my comfort zone and murder some shit up close and personal. Also I wanna see what I can sneak past the GM.

>>53324648
>I like it, but it seems more inspired by protobirds, than the hoatzin in particular. In my mind they can't really escape the image of being essentially cow-birds living in a manner that their body is highly ill-suited for.

Yeah, I was swinging around like nuts, and I figured that once they discovered magic they'd start modifying themselves a bit.

Basically I started with Hoatzin, added dragonblood, and got murderous protobird raptor people.
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>>53337336
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>>53254260
This is why basement dwelling neckbeards sshouldn't be allowed to homebrew even staple races, much less exotic ones. You have no idea of how animals function, or humans for that matter.
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>>53339340
Honestly, that seems to be a problem with 95% creative people. You are lucky if the societies are even based on behavior of the actual animal rather than some endlessly distorted stereotype that pidgeonholes the species into one behavior.

Case in point: Basicly anything with werewolves forming societies.
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>>53311076

I got you famalam.
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>>53339340
Then tell us how penguins work.
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>>53339340
>>53339919
>fantasy needs to be realistic
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>>53306737
>jew
>race
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>>53337336
>Casualties
>Dignity
every time
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>>53262539
They also like to direct traffic.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/news/87004637/Kea-direct-traffic-after-shifting-road-cones-at-Homer-Tunnel
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>>53342276
No, if you want to write about X you do your fucking research about X instead of constantly driving in wrong information even further.
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>>53256822
Ghouls from the ringworld series.
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>>53295718
Nice propaganda. Interesting that none of this happened in Poland, despite it being a safe place for Jews.
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>>53342255
Bearded Vultures are so fucking cool.
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>>53290705
kek
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>>53293627
you're not supposed to come here anymore moot
think of the restraining order
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>>53283225

>natural long whiskers
>thin, agile form
>using the name of the bird as template for personality
>using traits like snake eater as an innuendo

That's all folks!
We've got a thin secretary bird sucking off bird-dudes and scallies.
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>>53346867
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>>53249733
>The Kakapo is a fat flightless parrot that lives in New Zealand
>they're slow lumbering small birds
>Their food source grows in the tops of trees
>meaning they have to climb up tall trees with only their feet and beaks to hoist up their fat clumsy bodies
>During mating season males dig small bowls in the ground to sit in and let out very loud low pitched calls to females
>This acts a beacon to all predators saying "FREE FOOD"
>they reproduce one a year
>Have nearly gone extinct because they've been hunted by fucking rats
This animal should not exist, I think some form of god of trickery must have made them as a sick joke.
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>>53347038
>Have nearly gone extinct because they've been hunted by fucking rats
Can't you just ban the Maoris from eating these birds or something?
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>>53253822
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So how would you guys envision a bat society?
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>>53346599
I know a guy online who plays something like that, actually. The name of the character is also a pun on the word "Secretary" which I somehow didn't realize until I'd known him for like 2 months. Pretty neat dude.
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>>53350614
Quiet, suspicious of outsiders, a big focus on self-sufficiency and giving your excess to the rest of the tribe, good hunters. Very nocturnal, have to wear veils and possibly do some stimulants to go out during the brighter parts of the day.
In the cities of other races, they form little colonies in a hidden place where each family group (or several smaller family groups) sleep in a big pile during the day. Getting invited back to the warren is a huge sign of trust, and you'll probably be taken with a blindfold the first few times, even if everyone knows approximately where it is.
Most commonly hired as night watchmen, messengers, and hunters, though the suspicious also accuse them of being thieves and murderers.

Maybe a teeeensy little bit of blood sacrifice back in the day to please mystery gods of slaughter, but mostly just stars and the moon worship these days.
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>>53311105
Based
Best bird right here
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Which of the bird races gravitate towards theocracy?
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>>53337336
>Australian casualties
>10k rounds of ammo
>dignity
My sides are in orbit.
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>>53354690
Parrots.
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>Military macaws live in large flocks and can live about 50–60 years in the wild. They can often be heard long before they are seen. They are a very noisy bird making a variety of loud cracking and shrieking sounds, including a loud kraa-aak.
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>>53354898
Ah yes, the minivan soccer mom of the animal kingdom.
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>>53311105
>.
>>53311105
>>53311119
>>53311440
>>53352131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs
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>>53355260
>I have the sash
>I am the leader now
>WE RIDE
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>>53351745
Good stuff right there
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>>53346867
>hey guys, I made a fantasy race
>they're basically anthropomorphic tits
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>>53313369
I feel like a shoebill would be a friendly but eccentric elder, with deep experiences, odd mannerisms, and gigantic raucous laughter.
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>>53355260
>are you *sure* you leave the camp unattended?
>yeah sure
>what's the worst that could happen?
>>
pumb
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>>53351745
To add to this they could also be interesting as Morticians
>Part of a Morticians job is draining out the blood of a body
>Vampire Bat family owned funeral homes spring up everywhere.
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>>53266991
barbed spiral penis attack
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>>53289193
Crow would be lucky. Apache would send fifty at once.
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>>53354690
Doves
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>>53359830
Eh, that's a little much. I could see morticians, but blood goes bad pretty quickly.
>>53355957
Thanks.
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>>53254362
No, no, you need to get *in his mind*
https://youtu.be/5SQhfkpX9bc
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>>53346895
Fun fact, most animals have this.

Even humans, though its less noticeable with us. We need it our heads would be constantly shaking as we move.
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>>53295625
Industrious bastard, isn't he?
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>>53249733
Either way, they are all adorable and good fun.
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>>53306737
>jews caused the black death
You are one retarded nigger
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>>53347038
>>53347061
Sad truth? Kakapo is most closely related to the common green parrot, which is doing quite well and nowhere near endangered.
Except, it's ancient ancestors made their way to a tiny, isolated, utterly uninhabited island. that had *loads* of food.

The Kakapo is a picture of evolution with no exterior pressure. No predation, no harsh weather, no shortage of food... And in absence of genuine exterior threats, they became their own interior threat.

Male "bowls" are not uncommon, many species that live in far more dangerous conditions also produce elaborate set places for their breeding purposes, to attract a mate. For further information ,see "Lemmie Smash?" on youtube. However, where the Kakapo differs is the female rejection rate: which comes close to 100%. Female Kakapos are under absolutely zero pressure to reproduce. they have absolutely everything they could want: security, food, basically, nothing the males can offer them are interesting to the females.

Theirs is a species that is only being held alive because we see it as a curiosity, and feel some measure of guilt over their situation.
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>>53364832
So just like pandas, then.

>>53249733
Crows have already been mentioned, but I've always liked the old Dragon article on their origins.
>Long ago, to go with the giant eagles and giant owls, there used to be giant ravens
>Instead of being friends with the elves and all that faggy shit, they were instead giant assholes
>Shitting on public monuments, stealing things, eating eyeballs
>Everyone else got pissed at their antics, and the elves talked the eagles and owls into fucking their shit up
>"Oh fuck", said the giant ravens
>Then this mystery white raven showed up and went "I can save you, all you gotta do is promise to do me a service after this..."
>Knowing their shit was wrecked either way, they agreed, and the next morning the eagles and owls had to run home because literally all of their eggs broke overnight
>The white raven revealed himself to be Pazuzu, Prince of the Lower Aerial Kingdoms and a Big Fucking Deal
>He told the ravens to spread the word of his cult and extend its reach and power
>And they did
>For like a month before getting bored and going back to shitting on people and stealing shiny things for fun
>Pazuzu got hella pissed and cursed them all
>Every giant raven born since has been denied the sky
>...
>They're still pretty much thieving asshat cunts, though
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>>53365272
The origins of kenku. My bad. They teamwork well, can mimic sounds, and are thieving asshat cunts.

To the point where the basic societal unit is "Thief's Guild".
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>>53249733
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>>53363787
Fair point
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>>53307362
>>53307575
>>53309873

It's the inside of a Leatherback Turtle. They mainly eat Jellyfish and those "spines" are good at holding onto them.
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>>53354690
Pigeons. They live in large flocks next to big temples. They have arbitrary complicated rules and every now and then one of them will break them. The rest will then proceed to peck him to death while maintaining the same blank expression and promptly return to their ministrations.
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>>53365963
Seems like /tg/ delivers once more.
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>>53369950
Nah, the furries delivered, /tg/ is just the messenger
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>>53283972
>thick powerful legs
surely they must have used the wrong image for it
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>>53295459
wtf the bird is as tall as I am
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>>53373588
manlet detected
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>>53264461
Few things are a match for those.
They're vicious. Beautifull and cruel.
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>>53295459
>>53373588
Please don't sexualize Kemonos.
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>>53318042
Obviously unclean terrors an Devil Cultists to the last.
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>all of them are women
>all of them go full ara~ara whenever in contact with a man
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>>53377865
>Gular sacs
>Women
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>>53378077
Those are boobs and there's nothing you can do to convince me otherwise, anon.
They're women (male)
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>>53364832
So Kakapoos are basically bird japanese?
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>>53295031
>We're your friends
>We're your friends
>We're your friends to the bitter end
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>>53351745
The idea comes to mind of a batperson taking the day shift watch, and basically needing 10 cups of coffee to function throughout the day.
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>>53355321
I thought the exact same thing and I am still in tears over it.
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>>53300524

A real life version of one of those rabbit-duck optical illusions.
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File: Kung Fu Panda 2.jpg (159KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
Kung Fu Panda 2.jpg
159KB, 800x600px
>>53253114
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File: dude what.jpg (351KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
dude what.jpg
351KB, 1920x1080px
LET ME TELL YOU
ABOUT KAKAPO BREEDING EFFORTS
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>>53381279
Isn't that the plot of Kung Fu Panda 2?
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>>53381607

Thus the filename.
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>>53381279
Is this a secret kung fu panda reference?
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>>53381279
>>53381607
I was so disappointed in the ending. I know it's a children's movie with jack black made by dreamworks, but still.
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