>your last D&D party is transported to the modern

>>53226424
I paladin the shit out this new holy land

>>53226424
My war domain cleric begins jacking off to tanks instantly. Because concepts of tanks and bombers was his divine revelation. To make a mobile metal construction with cannon and magical engine, plus huge crossbows here and there, pair of alchemical firethrowers and some thick-ass front armor and ram to charge shit.

D&D is shit, I don't play that garbage.

>>53226424
Summon monsters or buff ourselves to become immune to non magical damage. Rule the world as horrible tyrants.

>>53226424
I honestly can't remember my last D&D party.

>>53226424
Every member of my party used magic in some variety. Now they can't. All of them lose their shit until the druid gets them to calm down. The rest of the campaign is a comedic slice of life about a gang of fish out of water trying to adjust to life in our world and hopefully find a way home. They're helped along by cute college aged npc quest giver. They never get a second season.

>>53226424
The US or Russian government begin cloning Lizardmen. Who I have proven conclusively are the optimal combat creature, if vaguely retarded.

>>53227336
>I honestly can't remember my last D&D party.
Then why reply

Fighter learns that there isn't such a thing as a city watch. Figures out what a gun is and never goes back - probably joins a suburban police department or gets picked up by a CTU.

Paladin continues to be as socially maladjusted as ever. After learning her religion doesn't exist, starts a cult that commits righteous arson. Probably burns herself to death.

Bard becomes a celebrity actor and comedian.

Monk becomes one of those medieval-weapons-obsessed YouTube uploaders. Probably goes off the deep end looking for a worthy opponent and gets shot.

Ranger tries to run with modern-day criminals. Immediately gets shot.

Sorcerer rapidly grows fond of modern society; does the reasonable thing in attempting to become the suzerain of creation. Also shot.

>>53226424
Wizard takes over the world