Hear ye, hear ye. I hereby call to order this meeting of the

>>53222152
It was hard allright. Still don´t know myself if I failed or not...
>Sobs next to the guild, being 6 meters tall.

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I would just like to say, to all my necromancy students, that most of you who aren't dead passed. Mostly by not being dead. And, for any ectomancers who were dumped in our department halfway through the semester in spite of not liking necromancy or its students, I applaud you for surviving, and wish you luck in any future endeavors because I'm sure like half of you aren't coming back next semester.

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>>53222152
Two of the students entrusted to me survived three months. So they get to live.
As for the department, I barely see the head anymore so I have no idea.

I'm certain that all of my students scored perfectly on their final exams. And not just because my course was purely theoretical and didn't actually involve tests.

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>>53222152
It's a bit of an interesting thing with the geomancy department, I suppose. The lithomancers had zero applications for graduation so it's kind of a moot point how they did. The botanokinesis division did a bit worse than I'd hoped. though the terramancers overperformed.

I suppose I'll take it.

>>53222152
I believe the sciences should be worked on, because a wizard needs to know about gravity and calculus. Also, there is a governmental problem which I want to discuss.

>>53222328
There is a refugee crisis and civil war in the Balkur Mountains. It is urgent, and human rights abuses are occurring by the moment!

>>53222328
I teach thermodynamics to my students that survive the first month.
So they aren't fully neglected.

>>53222354
...
>The necromancer points to his nametag

>>53222152
That depends on what kind of test they had. I´m failing the brats learning telepathy on principle.

>>53222328
>>53222354
Well gravity has its own department but it's a bit underfunded. You may as well be throwing dosh into a black hole.

And human rights abuses...are you SURE you're in the right place?

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Why the hell are my students thinking they're classes are over?

>>53222201
...
Ehehehehehe...
Well...

>>53222455
RK: Because you keep putting apostrophes and vowels in your theirs!
RB: You probably confused all of your students!

>>53222455
Well, when are their finals?

>>53222473
>>53222455

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I give up ! no matter how much I try it seems that every year over 80% of my students fail !

It's like they're not even interested in proper exercise and a good strength value !

I'm so angry I could... I could... CAST FIST !

>>53222479
>>53222473
Dammit!
Okay, for all Oozemancy Students, let it be known that classes end on June 7th!

>>53222486
They don't have finals!
Stop assuming everyone follows the same academic schedules!

>>53222504

>>53222522
Stop having a weird one!

>>53222522
Well why don't they? I mean, is there a reason for it?

>>53222504
Uh, let's just...calm down now...
>tries in vain to placate the muscle wizard

>>53222522
Okay... Can I go travelling a bit afterwards or do I have to take summer classes as well?

>>53222504
How do you do that? I mean I´m going to be thought how to grow them myself soon.

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WHY DOES WIZARDS STOP CROGDOR RAPEFIST FROM PILLAGING WIZARD LAND? IS WAY OF LIFE FOR US OF THE RAPE CLAN.

>>53222529
I will make you suffer Veilhex!
I'll hook up your ex!

>>53222534
Yes! They progress through their lessons by passing assessments that judges whether they are competent or not. They can only fail two of them before I have a discussion with them about their enrollment.

>>53222554
...Yes you have a vacation. It'd be beneficial if you freed up some time to take some summer tutoring though.

>>53222597
THEN PILLAGE YOUR OWN LAND!
SEPARATE INTO WARRING TRIBES!

>>53222597
...Well probably because we don't want to get raped.

>>53222602
>Scowls
My Ex what?

>>53222602
Yay. I´ll make sure to show up to the lessons this time around.
>Pulls out a termin calender.

>>53222534
We are getting judged by our performance troughout the year. If we fail enough times, or don´t show up enough...

Well, you know how Glug gets sometimes...

>>53222597
...the sad thing is I don't think we make an active attempt to stop it. So...maybe you just suck at pillaging. Have you considered political activism?

>>53222602
So they have tests, just at different times from the rest of the guild...because?

>>53222612
Think he means Vex. Somehow.

>>53222611
IT IS THE FIFTH TIME CROGDOR RAPES HIS OWN LAND. IS NO FUN ANYMORE.

>>53222612
TIS HONOR TO BE RAPED BY RAPE CLAN. RAPE CLAN WOMEN VERY GOOD. CROGDOR HAS MANY RAPEWIVES.

>>53222612
Ex-girlfriend.
>Angry eye squints

>>53222633
Where are you going for vacation?
A family trip?

>>53222640
Because it's a different curriculum.

>>53222644
Then give it to other people and then rape it!

>>53222640
...Why and how?
>>53222644
I don't even want to know how that works.
>>53222675
You know damn well why that'd never work.

>>53222597
We have an opening in Remedial Fistomancy next term.

>>53222689
No, not me, I'll find a nice guy for her and have them get together.
I already have a girlfriend.

>>53222675
...Of course.

>>53222689
I'm not even going to take a guess at that.

>>53222675
I´m travelling the world. Like usual. Might try Asiahani this time around.

>>53222727
HMMM... CROGDOR SHALL PONDER THIS OFFER. FISTOMANCY SOUNDS LIKE GOOD WIZARD

CROGDOR ALSO COMES TO SEEK WIZARD HELP. RAPEWIFE WARA HAS FALLEN ILL TO UNKNOWN CURSE.

>>53222745
Then clearly you have no idea where she even is. Neither do I.
>>53222770
>Sighs

>>53222222
Partially wasted.

>>53222770
I don't see why I shouldn't be allowed to follow the same curriculum as everyone else.

>>53222776
All of the Asiahani countries or a specific one?

>>53222807
You're right but I'll find a way.
So stop oppressing me.

>>53222832
There are more than one?
>Fails at geology despite being well travelled.

>>53222832
>Grumbles in misery

>>53222830
>Two of the students
>Two
>Called gets ever a waste

>>53222832
It seems like you're being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian is all.

>>53222865
Yeah. There's Dyuang, Jiso-Hideki, Byohang, Jinhai, Tenebrus, Yellow Sands and Azahad.
I don't think Rethage is considered part of the Asiahani region.

>>53222874
And you enjoy that mediocre misery.

>>53222958
I've had this curriculum since I've started teaching Sam.

>>53223034
You are the only one with this no-finals schedule.

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>>53222902
How many students graduated from your department, then?

>>53223034
...Hokay.
>She seems to drop it.

>>53223034
I think I start with Teneburs then. It´s the one I´m the most familiar with.
>Looks at her papers.
What´s the worst than could happen?

>>53222152
I dunno archwizard, how DO you think my favorite/only student fared in the nepotism final exam?

>>53223082
You don't mince words, do you?

>>53223126
It's Pierre. I don't think he ever has minced words.

>>53223082
...I'm going to guess they managed to meet your expectations.

>>53223065
And that's a problem why?
I find it puts less stress on the students.

>>53223066
To tell the truth I have a different schedule because when my classes were approved for teaching it was already a quarter into everyone else's first semester.

>>53223070
Ask Veilhex about it.
He handles the education in the country I think.

>>53223126
Nope. I only accept the most capable students into my program in the first place. All the attrition occurs in the aptitude tests. And no, there's no hope for the failures. They're either dead or no longer interested in pursuing a career guided by my teachings. It's almost like you can save yourself a lot of work come finals season that way.

>>53223082
YOU have students? Weird world we live in...

>>53223165
Okay, I´ll do. Thanks, Glug.

>>53223126
Hey Veilhex? Could I get a rundown on the worst that could happen in Tenebrus?
>By the faux innocent look on her face, she isn´t expecting much.

>>53223162
Yes, Melina met and exceeded expectations. My program is an apprenticeship. She works at it until she grasps the concept and is able to apply it to my standards.
>>53223195
One student. The other one fucked off and did his own thing.

>>53223179
...Of course.
>Hrms
Do you think my niece would be able to handle your test?
>>53223195
In terms of education, or just in general? Because the state of education is woefully lacking but that's only because it's so new. And in general, undead.

>>53223165
...Huh.

>>53223213
Good to know.

Though...truth be told I could use a bit of advice regarding apprenticeships. One of Noel's daughters...

>>53223226
>At this, he falls over laughing
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA! Hah.. Hah... Ahem. No. Entirely unsuitable temperament.
>>53223247
First bit of advice: ask yourself if you can actually see yourself working with this individual for the next century.

>>53223258
Century?

That's...asking a lot of forethought I haven't really thought of. She only needs a year for graduation.

>>53223195
Not a problem.
Also, were you actually worrying about having to reprove things you've already shown competency in?

>>53223247
And to tell the truth, some departments have really bizarre curriculums.
Like the Eldritch Department.
Which I had to be in because that was where the offered classroom was.

>>53223213
And that was per chance by your own doing? I hear you yelling through the guild a lot.

>>53223226
So you´re populated by undead that are slow and lazy learners? Wow, Tenebrus sounds wonderfully dull.

>>53223307
Well, I´m not really all that competent yet.
>Miras personal opinion.

>>53223342
>Goddamn different nametags for two different fucking threads, sorry.

>>53223258
Well, what temperament is suited?
>>53223342
No, the people there are normal. But it was ruled by vampires, and is now ruled by necromancers. So...

>>53223296
Graduation means nothing with regards to competence. This whole degree program is just to fund Antruthius' undying coke habit.
>>53223342
I don't have to yell at Melina, and that's why she's still my apprentice.

>>53223360
The kind that lets you lie through your teeth for the sake of a greater goal to people that trust you.

>>53223342
But you have proved that you knew how to perform the spells that were taught in the assessment periods you had been available for.
Though you have failed this semester because of how many classes you've missed.
But again, I'll have a new course set up for students in situations similar to your own.

>>53223307
...fine, fine, fine...

>>53223361
I mean...she really just needs a warm body to sign off on her certs, and me instead of her mom avoids a conflict of interest.

I figure that if I'm going to be Lyn's mentor on paper for a year, the least I can do is teach her some geomancy stuff right?

>>53223401
Oh, yeah, that's... Not her.

>>53223360
Ah, I see... But, erm... You like it there? I´m going there during summer vacation.

>>53223361
She must be one of a kind, not getting yelled at by you: I mean, how often do you lose your temper again?
>Mira is actually waiting for his reaction.

>>53223421
I´m not going to be held back next year. Wait, you had other students that pulled similar stunts to my own. The nerve of some people...

>>53223445
Well, no, I mean because of complications they missed too many days for me to get them all the knowledge they need to pass into the next year.

>>53223424
Then she's not really your apprentice, is she? Which makes this line of questioning a bit of a waste of time, doesn't it?
>>53223441
Absolutely not. Why in the nine hells would you want to throw her to me, anyways? I was under the impression that you actually liked her. She wouldn't last a week.
>>53223445
One of a kind in that she can actually pick out worthwhile information from a mountain of bullshit. Common sense is severely lacking around here.

>>53223445
It's certainly not the worst country in the world.
>>53223489
She's looking to join a new department. Her exact words were 'LITERALLY anywhere is better than necromancy'

>>53223445
Ouch. General mess in the archives, I quess?

>>53223489
You tend to forget what common sense is, after a while of staying here.

>>53223516
There is a worser place than Tenebrus? Do tell.

>>53223479
>>53223544
>General mess in the archives?

>>53223516
So have her learn to make golems, that seems within a necromantress' comfort zone. Plus the archowhatevers are a bunch of timid and simpering ninnies, so the worse she'll face is passive aggression.
>>53223544
I don't. Idiots do.

>>53223489
Am I wrong for wanting to do teach her something, then?

Keep in mind, I was given this job instead of Noel BECAUSE they didn't want a rubber stamp.

>>53223544
The Nor Marches. if you go there, they will kill you.

>>53223604
...Archo-whatevers?

>>53223629
Golem making people. Can't remember the title, don't care to.
>>53223614
If she doesn't want to learn? You're wasting your time.

>>53223604
I see. Quite the high opinion, eh? Well, you wouldn´t be the same withou- WAIT, I´m no idiot!

>>53223629
Well, tried once. Mother REALLY wasn´t happy. never thought that would be the reason.

>>53223673
...You... Tried going to the Nor Marches?
>>53223647
Architects?

>>53223647
If she doesn't want to learn, maybe I don't want to sign her papers.

>>53223687
The golem specialists in geomancy at least call themselves architects, yes.

>>53223673
Then don't lose sight of common sense.
>>53223687
No. The ones that make magic items that aren't called enchanters or alchemists and instead insist upon a more pretentious title.

>>53223687
I was 10. One of my first trips. I think I only got as far as I did, because my mother allowed me too. As soon as we where near the natural borders and I wanted to go further, she literally dragged me off.

>>53223720
I didn´t lose sight anyway.
>Mutters to herself.

>>53223720
Artificers? They don't usually make golems.
>>53223717
I see. Obsidia might like that. Then again, she might not even continue to be a mage.
>>53223732
That was a bad idea.

>>53223717
Then find a different pyromancer to teach her. She studies pyromancy, yes? Then why in the nine hells should she be subject to rules penalizing her studies because her mother is among the faculty? It's a worthless piece of paper and anyone crying nepotism will be proven hilariously wrong if she has actually been applying herself to her studies.
>>53223732
Whatever helps you sleep at night, she-who-shrinks-her-eardrums-instead-of-learning-to-ignore-people.

>>53223750
Don't call them by their preferred name, it sets a bad example. And they handle the golem building classes here, golemancy is a stupid name for a thing that is clearly covered under the artif- ...Damnit, I'm not calling them that.

>>53223750
Well, duh. Yes, it was. But you can´t expect a 10 year old to have mostly good ideas.

>>53223764
Wait, how do you know THAT? I´m not doing it all that often anymore...

>Yawns.

>>53223784
Because I have little to no regard for personal privacy or basic common decency.

>>53223784
I like to think I was fairly intelligent at 10.

>>53223783
I shall call them whatever I wish.

>>53223804
And you complain about the common sense of other people then? The nerve...

>>53223810
When I was 10, I wasn´t you. I was me, still am.

>>53223810
They're a bunch of smug twats that refuse to acknowledge the basic superiority of the pierrebot nine thousand, and constantly decry the unique aesthetic I imparted upon it.
>He's talking about that fucking golem.
>>53223829
Common decency is not common sense. Common sense is knowing that your actions will upset someone, common decency is caring about it.

>>53223829
That's fair enough.
>>53223844
Well, they're right to.
>His eyes widen
And now I have something to do somewhere else, good bye!
>Power-walks away from Pierre

>>53223750
Amity said something about that, yeah.

What are your thoughts?

>>53223764
Then what SHOULD I do then? Just sit back and...do nothing?

Grog think he get good grades. Grog is good widdard. Learn how to read. Make much fire from hands.

>>53223844
...point taken, you damn cat...

>>53223875
Allrighty, thanks for the tips. maybe we´ll see each other in Tenebrus soon.

>Sorry, I can´t keep being awake for much longer. Going to bed now. Good Night.

>>53223881
Tell Noel she's being paranoid? See if the prospective apprentice being foisted upon you has any actual interest in rounding out her magical talents? I'm sure you can figure out which to do first and how to figure it out from there.
>>53223875
...You didn't anger Pierrebot did you?
>>53223906
Damn straight.
>>53223892
Yeah yeah, go pay for your diploma like everyone else.

>>53223942
I'll talk to her for sure.

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>>53222152
Well us medics aren't really tested like normal, it's more a continuing education with a record of how many patients you saved.
I still feel well with how I did.

...What are YOU still doing here? The semester is over, the exam period is over, even the meeting is over! You've gone and missed it all, and all that's left is to pick up!

Don't worry about me, This is my job, your job is to go down to the Archives with your fellow students and/or teachers and celebrate properly! Now get out and start partying unless you want to get conscripted into THIS job!

Anyone wanting to continue the roleplaying with the people here can do so on archived.moe at https://archived.moe/rp/thread/1648/, or if you're on mobile you can use https://archived.moe/rp/last/20/1648/ .

>>53223213
THE STUDENT SURPASSED THE MASTER YOU MEAN!

>>53225465
I'LL SKULLFUCK YOUR SOUL

>>53222152
>Staff! Discuss how you believe your department will fare in the coming results, what were the predicted grades? How well do you think the students have done? Is there even any hope for those in need of retaking the year?

Predictions were, as normal, accurate. The students have done acceptably well, two of them recognised how to reach the past-time examination hall from the future, we had one who cheated (his future self told him the trick, a clear violation of departmental procedure), and he'll have to take it again next year, while we had a fourth who fell into a time warp on the way and is presently stuck in the far future of subjective time on a red planet. We (regretfully) expelled him for carelessness.

All in all, it has been a relativistically reasonable year.

>Peeks back in
Anyone still in here?

Could someone explsin to me why this isn't on /qst/?