>my character gets genderbent due to a curse >I don't

>>53217108
>PC decides he'll put his cooking skills into good uses
>declares that the delicacy he will be preparing is an "ejaculating pudding"
>the rest of the session is nothing but cum jokes

Immature nerdlings, man. The less action they see, the more they find it hilarious

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>>53217108
>unable to control their urges

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>>53217139
why do you play with autistics anon?
or are you still in high school or some shit

>>53217108

They are closeted homosexuals. Put on some Lady Gaga and let them come out.

Haven't you played Baldur's Gate? Remember when Edwin got turned to a woman? The shit (s)he took for that was hilarious.

It's just sex jokes. It's all good.

>>53217285
fuck, edwina deserved to be the but of the jokes

makes me think that >>53217108 is just an annoying dick they keep around to make fun of. doesn't even matter what he does.

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>>53217108
>tfw no weapon that inflicts genderbender curse

>>53217325
nah, the guys have shown that they're pretty immature sometimes
they've made fun of and have made sex jokes of female npcs before, i just happen to be on the end of the stick in this situation

>>53217195
No, we are all over 18, youngest guy being 23. I've got no idea how 4 voting age adults can just find ejaculations so funny, but they did. And they didn't let it go for at least a week.

>>53217384
Dude, I'm pushing 30 and I still find that funny.

>>53217384
>voting age
autism then.
you sure they aren't like high or a bit drunk or something. I'm sure me and mine were like this when we were adding liquor into the mix.
anyway humours a weird fucking thing so is taste.

>>53217418
hey anon?
semen

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>>53217453

>>53217379
if that's the case then you're going to have to get over it find a new group.
come to think of it i don't think i've seen a group of young adults how don't make a lot of sex jokes.
got a lot of faggots in my group so we like to make a bunch of gay sexual jokes in the moment.
>>53217453
how the fuck does a post have good comedic timing?
shit got a smile out of me

>>53217379

Is the curse repeatable, like you still have the item or whatever? Because if I got TGed by a cursed belt and some jerk kept making jokes about my tits, the night time he falls asleep he's waking up with a pair of his own.

Not so funny now, is it?

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>>53217539
they now begin trying to seduce everything
you should have teased the fucker

>>53217566

Could be worse.

>>53217539
>Not so funny now, is it?
That's kinda hot

>>53217108

Some people are just stupid. Don't hang out with those people.

>>53217108
>my character gets genderbent due to a curse
>I don't really mind this
>have my character tease the other characters with their newfound sexiness to bait out who's magical realm it is it's the GM's
>vanilla players can't get rid of this curse soon enough
>I get an amulet that lets me switch genders at will anyway
It's all about how you play the character, if they'd find changing gender embarrassing, have them react negatively to all the bullshit, and maybe smack a bitch if you gotta.

>>53217453
I chuckled
>>53217526
Because clicking for the spoiler was the beat before the punchline