>elf and dwarf are in an argument >drawf say that drawven

Kill myself for there is no hiding the shame. They are right.

Join the chant

Swelfden Yes

"It follows that Dwarven women would not enjoy big orc cock, because their cunts are only just big enough for tiny dwarf dicks."

>>53213421
Seems to be only the Elf isn't obsessed with Orc cock.

>Run home and cry to Muzgrok
>Ask him if we'll always be friends
>He says "of course, Tyralin"
>Hug his big, muscular orc bod real tight
>God he's hot
>As thanks, I help my wife finish sucking his BIG ORC COCK

>dwarf
>women
Pick one. Just because you call your bearded fuck boys women doesn't change nature fag.

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>>53213479
Damned elf sluts are taking our men, now we have to breed with ogres and create even bigger orcs with even bigger dicks.

>>53213421
It would seem that gays are also obsessed with big orc cock dont you agree?

>>53213801
I love big orc cock, especially on orc women.

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>>53213753
This guy's orc women both arouse and terrify me.

>>53213421
Run away and cry because I am the Elf Woman, and they've always sided with the dwarf over me.

>>53214003
Amd then you go to your orc friend and he pity fucks you ?

>>53213421
I wonder if I stepped into an alternate dimension or something because by setting standards elf and orc couples are so rare as to be considered aberrant, while human and orc couples are such a norm that there are some parts of the world where it's harder to find someone who isn't a human/orc mix than someone who'd be considered 'pure-blooded'.
While on the dwarf side of things, a horrible plague among the dwarven lands left most of their women infertile, so it's more or less believed that the current younglings are the last generation of dwarves. I would think he'd be happier if his kind were capable of hybridizing with orcs rather than dying out.

>>53213753
Soon they will create an Orc with a dick so big it will destroy them all!

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>>53213421
Cast Overwhelming Pressence and laugh?

>>53214127
It's almost like OP is making shit up about things that never happened, like 90% of this entire board. Especially when it comes to elves.

>>53213421
>because elven woman are obsessed with the BIG ORC COCK
What setting?

>>53214165
H doujin - the RPG

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>>53214062
I don't sleep with Orcs, damnit!

>>53214261
Because orcs are not real and your meme is shit.

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>>53214282
Oh look at this guy, acting all high and mighty with his lack of fun.

>>53214295
Can you have fun without deliberately shitting on this fictional race? Fucking Marcille-poster.

>>53214295
Doesn't mean he's any wrong

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>>53214310
>>53214282
"Hi, I'm /tg/"

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>elf and dwarf are in an argument
>efl say that eflen women are better than drawven women because drawven woman are obsessed with the BIG GOB COCK
>starts chanting BIG GOB COCK
>half the party starts chanting too
As the dwarf, how do you respond to this situation?

>>53214310
>only certain types of fun are allowed, this is by the order of the fun police

>>53214361
Kill the elf

>>53214362
>muh fun

>le elf is so lewd xD meme
>le porn thing that never happened on the table
Yes, we need more stale memes and anons that don't play traditional games making elf-bait threads.

>>53214383
That's what the dwarf would do regardless of the argument.

>>53214397
Fuck you nigger, how about you go back to Africa where you belong?

>>53213753
Source?

>>53213421
Imply that the Male Dwarf is actually obsessed with Big Orc cock sice he likes to chant it so much.

>>53214455
No, I'm here to see what quality threads in the vein of "things that never happened" will OP bring us in the future.

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>>53214261
>>53214295
Truly, Marcille is the patootiest elf.

>>53214531
Too bad anti-elf faggots use her reaction images as well.

>>53214504
>/tg/
>Not a board of stale memes, generals, and general fantasy/sci-fi buffoonery.

>>53214562
>anti-elf faggots
>Why do you hate the most evil and most deprived race ever conceived in all of fantasy, which keeps plunging the world into chaos and birthing evil gods?
Fuck off elf apologist.

>>53214960
>the most evil and most deprived race ever conceived in all of fantasy, which keeps plunging the world into chaos and birthing evil gods
Humanity?

>>53214960
Name five settings in which all these things are true. No video games.

>>53214960

Yeah humans are pretty terrible, but we also produce the most heroes so it balances out.

>>53213421
I leave the group forever for being a bunch of insufferable memesters who shit up the setting cause they can't find anything funny to say if its not straight from the internet

>>53215034
>Name five
Fuck off arbitrary cunt. Name a hundred million settings in which elves are not that way.

WH40k
The Elder Scrolls
DSA
D&D
Warcraft

In all of these settings elves keep committing more atrocious acts than humans ever could and have unleashed various great evils upon their respective worlds.

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>>53215125
>WH40k
ya blew it early pal
have a complimentary (You)

>>53215125
>if I namedrop some popular settings maybe some will stick
>implying D&D is a setting

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>>53215125
>Warcraft

Congratz, you know nothing of Warcraft.

>>53213421
Silence party, throw the dorf into nearest orc-filled den, throw some arousing magic in and cave in the entrance.

>>53215125
>D&D is a setting

>>53213421
Whip out my own dick. Let them see that it is superior for pleasuring a woman with grace, rather then the brute force of a ni... Orc dick.

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>>53215207
I could've listed FR, Eberron, Greyhawk, Darksun, etc. each seperately, but I kept it simple.

>>53215179
Quite the opposite, second only to Sargeras and his followers, the elves have caused the most evil and destruction. Fuck, they are the main cause of the Legion's invasions of Azeroth because they just can't stop trying to make themselves immortal by copying the original sunwell.
Not even the dragons and orcs come close to their level.

>>53215274
Darksun has no orcs, and elves are thieves and drug addicts.

>>53213421
Hey OP, please reply to >>53214165
I can't answer this question if I don't know what elves and orcs were are dealing with here.

>>53215274

Most D&D settings are very human centered, and anything of significance for good or ill was done by a human. Elves don't usually get more than a few paragraphs talking about how they used to have a great kingdom but are now in decline, because doing anything but hitting the same notes as Tolkien takes effort.

>>53215274
>Greyhawk
I'm trying to find any source on the elves, but it seems everything is human-related.

>>53215314
Elves
>One tried summoning Sargeras, which caused a civil war with a majority of elves going against her, only one you can really substantiate, but even then it was only a small group of nobles causing trouble
>Half of the elves then decided to start being massively prudish, only being 'evil' to defend themselves and nature
>Half of the others got duped by one faggot and did turn evil
>The rest also got duped, but promptly beat the fuck out of the evil ones
>New elves put between rock and a hard place, eventually manage to wiggle out of it and fight the Demons

Meanwhile
>Everything with the Eredar
>Deathwing breaking the fucking world, again
>OLD GODS
>90% of what the Orcs do, in both timelines
>Silithid
>Mogu
>Even the fucking Titans
>Mantid

Every time there were Evil Elves in Warcraft, it was a smaller group that the rest of them tried to stop. Try again.

>>53214504
>No, I'm here to see what quality threads in the vein of "things that never happened" will OP bring us in the future.
Seeing as how this board is specifically about games of pretend, that's going to be almost EVERY FUCKING THREAD, you autist.

>>53215034
>No video games.
>>53215125
>The Elder Scrolls

Go back to school, you illiterate pleb.

>>53215724
You know exactly what I meant.

>>53215764
I'm not a mind reader. I can only assume that what you mean is in accordance to the definitions of the words you use.
>things that never happened
Every single story, anecdote, and hypothetical about tabletop game are literally "things that never happened". Choose your words more carefully next time. Or better yet, gtfo since TTRPGs are apparently not your thing.

>>53215910
Things that happened on the table, my confused anon.

>>53215965
Oh, so are you psychic? Because it's SO unheard of for a group of friends to sometimes act childish or make low-brow jokes. That almost NEVER happens. Such crude behavior is just a statistical anomaly, that anyone claiming it must surely be lying. There's better chances of getting struck by lightning than something like that ever happening!

MAXIMUM SARCASM

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"Well, that's one thing Elven women have in common with Dwarven men."

>>53216024
Yeah, because anons on /tg/ that actually don't play traditional games is a completely unknown phenomenon, right? And that there are people that have an unhealthy obsession with hating elves is also unheard of. It's not like that there exists anons with entire folders dedicated to shitting on this fictional race, lying about settings, spouting memes that make them look bad etc. None of this already happened in this thread. It has never happaned that these anons will inavde threads or even boards and lash out against elves whenever, doesn't matter if they actually engage in the hobby, read the books or manga, play the games or watch the anime and will still shitpost.

>>53216144
>The loudest autists are automatically the majority

Just look at yourself. You've fed the trolls, and what do you have to show for it? Unbridled cynicism against anyone and everyone on an entire forum, and immediate dismissal of anything said as "didn't happen". All because instead of ignoring what you think is bullshit, like any rational person would do, you feel the need to call it out, to give them the attention they want, to encourage those few to continue shitting up the board. You let them taint your view of everything, and now you'll see them when they aren't even there. All because you don't have the maturity or self control to NOT FEED THE FUCKING TROLLS. You either never heard of, or have completely forgotten Poe's law.

Congratulations, you are part of the problem. Now GTFO and don't come back until you can learn to enjoy things without being a prissy little bitch baby.

>>53216231
Is... is this a troll? I've never seen a troll telling people not to feed the trolls, but the way it goes about has the tell-tale signs of a subtle troll.

WUTS GOING ON?

>Poeception

>>53213421
Say "That's elf men you idiots. Elf men like big orc cock."

>>53216231
Alright, but why won't OP tell us what the setting is?

>>53216272
How should I know? Thread was started almost 5 hours ago, he probably fucked off after people started getting salty.

>>53216340
Of course he would! Or he just wanted to drop this shitheap of a thread on the catalog and let it rot. It's not like the first questions arose like an hour after the thread was made.

>>53216431
Consider the following;

Option 1. OP was telling the truth, and already got plenty of funny answers to his question before a boring "what setting?" question.

Option 2. OP is a memeing troll.

If 1, who cares about the setting? Most settings have Orcs and Elves against each other (thanks, Tolkien), whether premade or homebrew. Were you really going to get a full dissertation on the sociopolitical environment of the setting to come up with a proper response? Because low brow situations can only be solved with an equally low brow solution. see >>53216077 for a good one. If you wanted to make an already non-serious topic into SRSBZNS, then the best option would be to ignore the thread and move on.

If 2, like you apparently suspected from the beginning, you should have ignored the thread and moved on as well.

Also, hope you've been saging, otherwise you've been actively working against yourself even more so than before.

Just be Zen, anon. Ignore all trolls and suspected trolls. Ignore all topics you don't like. It's a curious game. The only winning move is not to play.

>>53216603
>OP is a memeing troll
Yes.
>who cares about the setting?
It's simple, if we know the setting we can either deduce that the dwarf is making shit up and answer accordingly. Or we can find something to insult the dwarf based on the setting. Or whatever the setting gives us.
>Were you really going to get a full dissertation on the sociopolitical environment of the setting to come up with a proper response?
Yes, this would have been nice.
>you should have ignored the thread and moved on as well
Please don't defend shit threads. As long as /tg/ is unable to ignore the troll, this will never help.
>Also, hope you've been saging
Of course.
>Just be Zen
This is not what Zen is about.
>The only winning move is not to play
If it doesn't matter and there is nothing to win, I can still play for the sake of it.