Hey /tg/ So I'm going to run a metal gear game in gurps

>>53201593
What metal gear are you going for? Action should be useful for all of them, with the crazier ones using Gun Fu and Powers. Martial Arts/Fairbairn for CQC.

In Metal Gear, you go big or go home. Don't be afraid to play it straight, either. I recall someone talking about a MGS game they played in where they were given a tutorial on the system they were playing in-universe. It sounded like a great time. Unfortunately, they didn't share any other information about the game with me.

>>53201593
>Going Metal Gear.
Throw common sense and good story telling right out the window and shoot it so hard the mass it takes on collapses in on itself.

Ghosts, psychics, backflips off rockets! It's all good here baby.

As for a plothook, go for either a VR simulation or going straight onto a minor espionage mission.

Op here I love spy movies and plan to do something in the earlier games.

What kind of bad guy should I make?

>>53201593
1. PCs are completely mundane akin to Snake, that means no super powers. Metal Gear doesn't quite work as good when non-bosses can't even touch the characters.

Tactical Shooting book.

2. Rainbow Six-like team assembled by UN under secret orders from patriots to mop up PFs after the events of MGSV.

3. Lemme play man.

>>53202316
>Implying that all the Metal Gear games (except 5, we don't talk about 5) didn't have good storytelling.

>>53202744
That's completely true though. The storytelling of MGS reminds me more of professional wrestling over anything else.

>>53201593
Depends on what you want to play, use basic set, high tech, and tactical shooting. Maybe mass combat if you want to do mother base.
Also, I want to play this.

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>>53202559
[Adjective/Noun] [Animal], he is a rogue [Secret Services] agent with poorly/tortuously explained super powers who wants to overthrow [Entity] with a convoluted plan that somehow involves Metal Gear.

>>53203042
>>53202657
Sorry guys just friends

>>53202559
The guy from the Spy Kids movie

>>53202844
The la-le-lu-le-lo?

Rolled 60, 89 = 149 (2d100)

>>53203504
Rolling for villain.

>>53205757
Silver bear

I'm a gurps gm running an MGS campaign currently.

ama so long as you're quick

Rolled 77, 3, 31, 10, 92, 74, 49, 27, 56, 81 = 500 (10d100)

>>53203504
Rolling for miniboss squad.

>>53207398
>Cruel Firefly
>Exploding Butterfly
>Solid Beaver lol
>Mysterious Sharkfucker?
>Thrasher Lemur

>>53207426
Good old solid beaver

>>53207474
>Leave it to beaver

>>53201593
A common theme I noticed is that its always a mission that seems normal, but gradually escalates into batshit insane plot twists.

There's also a lot of breaks between the main mission, which can be looking for a key, finding a weapon to get past a boss, or finding an npc to help them with something.

I once ran a MGS game.
I threw Bowie references everywhere.
it was fun.

>>53203504
Rolling for SELF

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Rolled 47, 91 = 138 (2d100)

>>53208060
>>53208060

I'm retarded

Rolled 46, 10 = 56 (2d100)

>>53203504
Here we go, maybe this will inspire me to make a metal gear game myself.

>>53208101
>Knight Butterfly

Chivalry, Honor, and having a HF Butterfly Knife the length of a longsword. Fuck yes.

Suicide sounds like the best course of action. Kill yourself OP.

>>53201593

The players are sent to SAVAGE AFRICA to rescued a VALUABLE HOSTAGE. The hostage is a scientist, working on a weapon that will change the nature of war forever. It's widely assumed he has a nuke.

But it's no nuke - It's a Metal Gear! The scientist actually 'allowed' himself to be kidnapped, because he believed that displaying the power of this Metal Gear would make war impossible. Except another team of killers is sent in to do in the PCs and to capture the Gear for the Communists.

However, it turns out that the Metal Gear has already been tampered with. A virus has been uploaded that sets the thing to 'rampage'. It turns out that the military-industrial complex actually wants an incident to ramp up the threat of terror as a means of social control.

EXCEPT one of the members of the enemy team is a deep-cover double-agent, who plans to replace the Gear's nuclear warhead with a virus payload. What should be a false-flag attack could now have apocalyptic results.

Meanwhile, a man with NO FACE appears and disappears like a mirage, and warns the PCs that none of this is actually happening. He might have a point, when events start looping.

>>53208164
That's awesome thanks

>>53201593
>whats a radical plot hook to start off with
There are rumors that someone cloned The Boss.

>>53208538

To go with that - there's a little girl who's said to be a clone of the Boss. The PCs are supposed to extract her. Except it turns out that actually, it's fake! There's a deadly biological weapon in her blood. Her father injected her with a formula that keeps it in stasis. The government wants the PCs to bring her back so they can captured this super-plague.

However, it turns out...The girl is contagious! The PCs are all already infected with the super-plague.

Except it's not a super-plague, it's a retro-virus! It was based off the Boss's DNA, and it turns people into super-soldiers. Well, that or it kills them.

However, it turns out - the virus is actually harmless. What it does is to impart the Boss's values and memories (fragmented as they are) via genetic memory.

BUT it turns out that within the Boss's fragmented memories, there's actually a key to a deadly secret the Boss took to her grave. A secret that dates all the way back to WWII and the Wisemen's Council.

The little girl is actually a powerful medium, who is supposed to assimilate the Boss's memories in the hopes of creating a new one. However, most people are deeply skeptical of the existence of mediums. She's not a medium, but she HAS met the Boss, who was influential in her development. In other words, the Boss imparted her memes to her. The girl has an eidetic memory, and has an accurate idea of how the Boss would act and what she might want.

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An american remnant loyalist group, known as the Minute Men, have kidnapped an important scientist to build them a new secret weapon.

The players must infiltrate the Minute Men's base, which used to be an abandoned off-shore oil rig complex. The commanding officer of this mission is an advanced ai, and the tech specialist is Otacon. There they discover that the scientist is building a new Metal Gear. Metal Gear Solid Snake . This new metal gear is a complete synthetic replication of the world's greatest soldier, completely made out of nano-machines. It has the ability to merge its consciousness with other metal gears and control them.

As your players work through the mission, they discover that they are actually the clones of Liquid snake. Solid Snake's eternal arch-nemesis. Liquid snake was the one who actually designed the original concept of turning Solid Snake into a metal gear, and he was the only one besides the scientist who knew the self-destruct sequence. Unfortunately the scientist was killed by a PMC. However, the leader of this remnant group has Liquid Snake's hand as a totem somewhere in the base (Liquid was his hero).

If the players can get Liquid's hand and merge with it, then they would be able to convince him to give them the self-destruct code.

But as they break into the leader's office, they discover that he is actually the clone of Venom Snake (Liquid snake was his mentor). But when all looks lost and Metal Gear Solid Snake, Venom Snake Clone, and Liquid Snake Clone-Liquid Snake team up to take out the party, a new metal gear and Pliskin show up and saves them. Then they find out that the new metal gear is actually controlled by the advanced ai, that is actually Raiden's consciousness transferred into the metal gear (prototype for building Metal Gear Solid Snake).

When Metal Gear Solid Snake tries to possess Metal Gear Raiden, they get into a struggle to take control. However, this was all a trap by M

>>53208164
> Savage Africa
I started keking there, and then couldn't stop

>>53203504
>Cold Coyote
A western Gunslinger who can freeze time, and out draw people?

>>53209718
Either that or a people smuggler with liquid nitrogen bullets.

>>53207426
>tfw you drew the short straw and are stuck as the crew chief on Thrashing Lemur's next helo insertion
>tfw you're stuck next to Thrashing Lemur while he's all buckled down like Hannibal
>tfw the last guy who unbuckled him now only has half an ear

Fuck Thrashing Lemur.

>>53207474
Sounds like a seductress 2bh..

Rolled 20, 9 = 29 (2d100)

>>53203504
Rolling

>>53202744
>Didn't like venom snake
Kill yourself

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>>53208079
Nice m8

Rolled 90, 63 = 153 (2d100)

>>53202559

pls

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Rolled 38, 57, 17, 88, 1, 9, 24, 83, 75, 64 = 456 (10d100)

>>53213958

SNIPER GERBIL

Alright time for my FOXHOUND team who will likely be far too powerful for our hero, Gerbil.

>>53213985
Earthquake, not sniper

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>>53214001
oh man that's even better

>>53213985
>38, 57
>Screaming Llama
>17, 88
>Knife Sloth
>1, 9
>Revolver Cicada
>24, 83
>Electrifying Chimpanzee
>75, 64
>Crying Squirrel
THIS IS GONNA GET WEIRD

>>53214032
Oh snap
Revolver cicada

Plot: [COUNTRY] has NUKES and/or METAL GEAR. You have to stop them. The KGB, a prison sequence, triple agents and child-robot-assassins are optional.

>>53202844
Snake was the only real draw of his time.

What is wrong with you guys? Foxhound was only one organization. Come up with your own naming conventions. Dead Cell had code names based on slurs.

>>53214188

Foxhound used the same conventions as MSF/Diamond Dogs. Also how the fuck did Dead Cell have slurs as codenames? Vamp? Fortune? Fatman?

>>53214252
Vamp (refers to bisexuality), Fortune (honestly don't know about this one), Fatman (obvious), Chinaman (obvious), Old Boy (obvious)
"Slur" may have been the wrong word, but there's an obvious pattern of being named after descriptive insults (except maybe for Fortune).

>>53214321

Didn't know about Vamp, but I'd argue Fatman, since that was one of the bombs the US dropped on Japan. Old Boy is probably the same, since the other bomb was Little Boy.
This is the first time I've heard about Chinaman, though, wtf kojima

>>53214348
Fatman was actually fat, though, so I think it's just a "clever" double meaning, like how Vamp also means vampire. Saying that Old Boy, who wasn't even involved with bombs, is a reference to Little Boy is a stretch, though.

>>53214385

I'm just assuming Fatman and ___ Boy aren't a coincidence, more than anything. Especially since Kojima's from Japan and they have an entire industry dedicated to remembering they got fucking nuked.

>>53201593
I think it's important to remember that Metal Gear is mostly ruled by "plausibility." If you could describe a plot point, character, technology, etc. to the average, untrained citizen and have them say "well, that might work/be true," then feel free to include it. Contrary to popular belief, Metal Gear doesn't let itself get all that far out there. It rarely leaves the grip of this kind of "plausibility."

>>53214467
In any case, "Old" is included, and Old Boy was basically the Axis Powers version of the End, so it fits the insult theme.

>>53214486
Better than the "lol i dunno nanomachines" theme I've got going, so I'll give you that one.

>>53201593
>what would be the best way to run a game like this?
Everyone in the squad has a different specialty, but they're all special ops grunts instead of a good-aligned miniboss squad. Stuff like demolitions, infiltration, communications, and medical specialists. Teamwork and everyone's specialties are required to move through the complex the game is set in and beat bosses. There should also be a support team that provide most of the NPC dialogue and exposition, and to explain the concepts the game is running with.

>whats a radical plot hook to start off with?
DEEP IN THE HIMALAYAS, a secret facility has been constructed by the Chinese branch of the Philosophers, containing a secret nuclear weapons project. Your team has been instructed to infiltrate the facility, steal the data of the project, and destroy any prototypes they find. But the rabbit hole goes deeper when when the results of the human experimentation and cloning projects also kept at the facility conduct an armed takeover 4 hours prior to the team's arrival at the base. They plan to use the nuclear project, a Metal Gear, to wipe out life on earth.

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>>53203504

>>53208134
See, now I'm imagining a character who wears heavy, highly-effective, military-style armor that just so happens to resemble plate (think of the heavy infantry in MGSV). His armor makes most firearms useless, and he starts flipping his blade around his body when someone gets close. Nice

Metal . . . Gear?

THE YEAR IS 1421. IN THE MIDST OF THE HUNDRED YEARS WAR, A SECRET CONSPIRACY OF MILITANT CATHARS PLOT TO USE MERCENARIES TO MANIPULATE THE COURSE OF THE WAR AND SEIZE CONTROL OF BOTH COUNTRIES. FROM THERE THEY WILL EXPAND THEIR DOMINION UNTIL THEY ARE MASTERS OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.

TO THIS END, A TERRIBLE ENGINE OF WAR HAS BEEN CREATED. WODEN GEAR IS EQUIPPED WITH MOORISH CANNON AND FRANKISH TREBUCHETS MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY YET SEEN BY MAN. ENGINEERED WITH CUTTING EDGE HUSSITE WAR WAGON TECHNOLOGY AND CREWED BY A MYSTERIOUS SURVIVING CHAPTER OF THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR, IT CANNOT BE DEFEATED BY CONVENTIONAL MEANS. WORSE STILL, HERETIC MONKS FROM THE ABBEY OF MENTE-ABSOLUE HAVE CULTIVATED A TERRIFYING STRAIN OF THE BLACK DEATH WHICH CAN BE DELIVERED DIRECTLY FROM THE WEAPON

THE COMMANDER OF THIS SIEGE ENGINE HAS TAKEN THE NAME REYNARD THE FOX, AND DEVASTATES FRANCE WITH HIS LIEUTENANTS YSENGRIM THE WOLF, CUWARD THE HARE, GRIMBEERT THE BADGER, BRUIN THE BEAR AND CHANTICLEER THE COCK.

ONLY A RAGTAG SQUAD OF RANDOM TECHNOLOGISTS, HERETICS AND GENETIC FREAKS FROM ACROSS THE ARMIES OF EUROPE CAN UNITE TO SAVE THE KNOWN WORLD FROM CATHAR CONTROL.

>>53208890
This is one of the most Kojima things I've ever read. Thank you.

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>>53218271
That sounds awesome.

>>53218271
That's actually pretty sweet
-OP

>>53218271
Okay, now what's the twist? It's never as simple as just beat Metal Gear.

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Like others anons have said make it tacticool and don't give superpowers/supertechnology to PCs(give them to bosses instead) Take inspiration from MGS1-3 rather than 4,PW and V. Throw them into one giant hostile isolated place surrounded by enemies. Make them communicate through codec so when they split up they can still exchange informations and make plans.

Use Shadowrun instead.

Just don't have essence loss for Cybernetics.

>>53218500
Or better yet, just have everyone be a magic 6 Adept.

>>53218434
Obviously Reynard is actually in league with the pope and goes rogue on his Cathar masters at some point. And probably the disease isn't actually the black death, but some kind of brain fever that makes people docile and religious - the idea is to have a means of population control without creating the reduction in labour that led to a worker boom and a reduction of the nobility's power from the actual black death. And IDK I guess the crown jewels of both countries contain the minds/souls of their kings and the knights templar want to secretly resurrect the actual companions of Charlemagne by stealing Joyeuse. They'll create a perfect cross-European monarchy led by eternal, perfect knights with perfectly docile peasants.

Something like that, I'll roll with it as we go.

>>53218748
Oh, and switch the year up so Joan of Arc was patient zero for the engineered plague but it's backfired somehow and she's no longer a controller agitator but independent and has an ambiguous direct line to God.

I have never played any TTRPG game where Joan of Arc features where the players did not put their all into trying to protect Joan of Arc.

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>>53218271
Wooden Gear should be based on secret plans of archimedes, recently rediscovered.

>>53218776
Jeanne D'Arc is pure and deserves love. Pic related is the only logical response to seeing her.

You can't do tactical espionage in a team, regardless of what those spin-off games tell you.

The PC's should be the government black ops team with weird powers turned rogue, and the antagonist should be the spy trying to save the world from them.

>>53220224
You absolutely can do tactical espionage in a team. If anything, having multiple guys makes it more tacticool cos you can do shit like lure someone into your sniper's killzone.

>>53201593
Toss away the GURPs book and run this in Feng Shui 2. It's perfect for what you're looking for.

>>53220252
What makes it a better choice?

Rolled 75, 2, 32, 92, 65, 78, 28, 80 = 452 (8d100)

>>53203504
The minibosses.jpg

>>53220773
>Crying Mosquito, a blood-controlling Femme Fatale with barely-controlled bipolar issues
>Blast Mammoth, a giant of a man immune to pressure waves, who fights with a bigass bag-o-grenades
>Praying Tick, a defrocked priest with a skin condition that allows him to skin people, mold himself into the proper shape, and wear their skin for impersonation
>Cyclone Axolotl
>I...
>I just...
>what the fuck

Rolled 40, 10, 96, 47, 80, 92, 54, 80 = 499 (8d100)

>>53220859
>>53220773
Let's try again.

>>53220907
>Cunning Butterfly, a vietnamese beauty with the power to cloud minds and become unnoticeable
>Bashing Corgi, a midget that specialises in crotch-aimed uppercuts and has a napoleon complex
>Hiding Mammoth, a grappler that can slip into absurdly tiny spaces despite being nearly seven feet tall and three wide at the shoulders
>Killer Axolotl, alright, look, if you're not going to take this shit seriously I'm not either, a man with poisonous flesh and blood that can rapidly regenerate in water and is insane from being trapped in an aquatic cave for the past 200 years

>>53220859
>Cyclone Axolotl, a drug fuelled Bazilian stunt-biker with incredible regenrative powers alowing him to survive his numerous crashes and live a debauched life of narcotics and hedonism.

>>53221108
Only if he somehow has an absurdly endless supply of motorbikes filled with explosives to drive at you and jump off.
But because metal gear game, it IS finite.You just have to dodge 4857 exploding dirtbikes in succession.

The timing for this thread is pretty perfect because I was just about to make a Metal Gear thread myself.

I also want to run a campaign and am looking to a system that can handle both, the autistic gun porn and tacticool-ness that would make a /k/ user wet and the batshit powers that people like Psycho Mantis, The Pain, and Quiet have.

I thought about using a Superhero system and just hoping that it also has the tacticool part down, as far as I know Wild Talents is the successor to Godlike which was about superpowers in World War 2 so it should have good rules for gunfights, right?

Or would you recommend another system?

If you say GURPS at least say which books I should look into exactly

>>53201716
>I recall someone talking about a MGS game they played in where they were given a tutorial on the system they were playing in-universe
>"Snake watch out, you walked right into an enemy. Now you have to roll for initiative"
>"Roll for initiative?"
>"You have to roll the D20, if your rolled number is higher than that of the enemy, you can go first"

It's pretty out there but sets the right tone.

Rolled 78, 1 = 79 (2d100)

>>53203504

HERE WE GO

>>53221152
Cyclone Axolotl is a fantastically wealthy man. He has a whole AIRCRAFT CARRIER worth of explosively-filled motorbikes. There are even rumors that he has a Harley Davidson fitted out with a miniature nuke.

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>>53221167

>Maniac Spider

Okay then

>>53221210
Even better. The fight takes place in a nightmarish rally-race arena, and there's periodic air support that drops in pods with motorbikes in them, both of which you have to avoid or get exploded.

Also, luchador mask, bare chest, high collar, and fights with a chain.

What are some interesting naming conventions for boss squads besides just using this Foxhound inspired one >>53203504?

Looking back at the naming conventions we know about there seems to be plenty of freedom in what they can be
>[Adjective or noun that describes their general modus operandi]+[thematically relevant animal]
>I honestly have no idea what Dead Cell had going
>[The]+[Emotion they cause or just anything that sounds cool if you put "the" before it in The End's case]
>name of a weather phenomenom, in Mistral's case descriptive of their native country

Concept wise I thought about maybe a unit that uses colors and things associated with the color, red can stand for rage and blood but also for royalty and love, blue often expresses sadness but also stands for water/the ocean and calmness etc.

I'm thinking that someone's name just being "Yellow" or "Green" is too little but I'm struggling to come up with a second part, maybe it could be like in Foxhound where the second word is more decoration than description.

Anyway to give the color thing a Metal Gear kind of twist I'm thinking that everyone in the unit is assigned mutliple different colors, person A could be both Blue and Crimson while Person B is both Yellow and Scarlet.
My idea is that the unit is made of brain washed super soldiers and each soldier has multiple personalities, each one assigned a different color. The color that gets called to a mission is the personality they take on for the duration.

The multiple personalities stem from the people responsible for creating the super soldiers having trouble giving them proper brain capacity to remember all the stuff a super soldier should know so to trick their brains into having a higher capacity (according to metal gear science logic) they give them multiple personalities that each can individually reach the memory cap and be experts in different fields.

Blue's amazing at sniping, red knows everythomg about explosives. They are the same person.

>>53221429
We should find a way for Cyclone Axolotl to be related to Jetstream Sam in some way.

>>53221158
I second the first post's recommendation of the Action series (Action 4 in particular is mai waifu). While MGS paints itself as operators operating operationally, it very much a Hollywood-gunplay setting and as such would benefit from Gun-Fu. Powers and Psionic Powers would help with Psycho Mantis-tier stuff.

>>53217254
Even better, have his boss fight arena take place in a butterfly arboretum that's all overgrown. His fight is a combination of butterfly-style natural camouflage and high octane cqc when he catches up to you.

And then in stage 2, he breaks out the butterfly wing jetpacks

>>53221686
MGS campaign I'm running right now has them named after characters from the camelot folklore shit; lancelot, morgana, nimue and oberyn.

They're all themed after the classic RPG classes too; warrior, mage, rogue and ranger

Rolled 87, 36 = 123 (2d100)

>>53203504
Protagonist

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>>53221938
>Gunner Cougar
Sounds like a discount revolver ocelot.

>>53221938
>Gunner Cougar

So he's discount revolver ocelot?

Wait, even better, he's just a giant Ocelot fanboy, complete with not really knowing how to do the revolver spin.

Alternatively, a sultry older woman with access to high powered gunships and a taste for vietnam war movies.

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>>53222003
Alternately, older woman chasing around a panicked crowd of 20something muscular supersoldiers.

>>53221429
Leading up to the boss fight area is a motorcycle chase scene where you have to impede him on his harley with a minigun attached to one side and a rocket pod on the other.>>53222037
>
How about sultry older woman with a cowboy motif that makes use of a lever action rifle, a sawed off double barrel shotgun, and a revolver that she only uses during cutscenes and a climatic final showdown at high noon with you?

Rolled 81, 6, 56, 19, 26, 77, 12, 98 = 375 (8d100)

>>53203504
You know what, I'm rolling again for the rest of >>53208134 's crew. Who will join Knight Butterfly on his quest for Metal Grail?

>>53222319
>Giant Wasp
>Thrasher Komodo
>Stone Ferret
>Axe Bat

Wow, I don't even know what to say. All I know is Thrasher Komodo knows the fine art of the alligator death roll.

>>53222135
Or perhaps a Christmas Cake veteran recalled for one last job.

>>53222312
That's fantastic.

All her entrances are foreshadowed by the sound of spurs clicking on the ground, and her costume is half wild west burlesque, half desperado gunslinger.

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Rolled 13, 42, 29, 84, 64, 97, 43, 60 = 432 (8d100)

>>53203504
ere we go ere we go

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Rolled 22, 64, 47, 15, 100, 8, 63, 52 = 371 (8d100)

>>53222447
>Lance Coyote
>Thunderstorm Chimpanzee
>Hunter Hedgehog
>Unheard Ram

uhh
rerolling

Rolled 71, 85 = 156 (2d100)

>>53203504
rollin for fun

>>53203504
Bossrush!

>>53203504
Let's see about that

>>53201593
>that image

IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE!!?!?

>>53222513
>Unheard Ram

A mute man with a shaped charge battering ram who fights like a slasher movie villain, slowly advancing towards you while blowing through any obstacles in the way.

Gimme a few minutes I'll get the Tunguska Strain copypasta

>>53222513
>>Thunderstorm Chimpanzee
>>Hunter Hedgehog
I'm fuckin dying mate.

Lance Coyote sounds pretty baller though.

Rolled 44, 42, 65, 98, 77, 5, 97, 17 = 445 (8d100)

>>53222665
Let's try that again.

>>53222714
Thunderstorm Chimpanzee is actually just a chimpanzee.

A chimpanzee with a tesla coil strapped to its back.

Rolled 38, 80, 74, 50, 48, 12, 37, 88 = 427 (8d100)

>>53203504
Might as well...

>>53222810
>Screaming Axolotl
>Destruction Hyena
>Brutal Iguana
>Laughing Sloth

...I think this is a metal band, actually.

>>53222843
Metal (Band) Gear, the greatest stage know to mankind. Upon it, your shreds can reach the entire world, amplifying solos with enough force to burst eardrums and destroy buildings.

Now a rogue band of the greatest musicians in the world has taken control of it, and threaten all that you know with its awe inspiring power. You have been chosen to infiltrate their facility and prevent them from activating Metal As Fuck Gear. Go forth, and rock!


You know what, fuck it. I want to play Brutal Legend Gear.

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>>53222843
>Don't underestimate Laughing Sloth!
>He's large and imposing, but pounding away on those double pedals is like running a marathon every concert. Watch out!

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>>53221429
Can anyone stop this devious lunatic?!?

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>>53223118

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>>53222513
>Freezing Squirrel
>Mysterious feral child found in a mountain range during an OP that otherwise didn't turn out. Doesn't speak a language anyone can comprehend but is extremely good at shimmying up just about anything. When he gets angry it inexplicably begins to snow.
>Fighter Snake
>Genome soldier who revered Big Boss but found himself pretty terrible about the art of stealth in general. Instead, he worships Boss's legendary combat prowess, and seeks to emulate his tactically sound, yet bombastically effective combat style.
>Lone Ant
>Sole survivor of some 3rd world village that had been utterly wiped out. Wields a bow. Rumored to be able to commune with insects.
>Diamond Buffalo
>De facto leader and aging member of the now defunct Diamond Dogs. Wants to bring back the glory days but struggles to find a place among the glut of contemporary PMC's.

Team of losers and cast-outs struggling to survive. Sometime shortly before or after GotP, I imagine

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>>53222739
>Mighty Coyote
This former U.S. army ranger sniper uses two cyborg coyotes to flush his targets into the open.
>Praying Bat
Albino Russian circus acrobat turned assassin with super senses is a master of operating in near complete darkness. His sensitivity to light and sound will need to be used to get an edge on him if you want to survive.
>Cruel Beetle
Pic related
>Raider Crocadile
Semi-aquatic guerilla fighter that utilizes a lot of traps, and grappling.

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>tfw you realise all of these work for megaman X bosses too

>>53220859
Cyclone Axolotl is OBVIOUSLY a luchador

Rolled 77, 49, 34, 9, 37, 38, 14, 95 = 353 (8d100)

>>53203504
Why not

>>53203504
rollin' bones

Rolled 43, 87 = 130 (2d100)

>>53203504
>>53224501
I am too tired for this shit.

>>53224499
>cruel chihauhau
>tank cicada
>laughing panther
>sheild hippo
These sound like villains

>>53224573
They do sound better than many of the othe names
Laughing panther sounds like an actual thing

>>53214061
ereeeeeee *blam*
ereeeeeeee *blam*
EREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *BLAM*
EREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *BLAM*

>>53224728
>>53224573
Tank Cicada, too. Boss fight entirely in the dark with a blind guy trying to hit you with artillery.

>>53224765
I would want to watch the adventures of solid beaver as he takes on the likes of revolver cicada, cruel chihauhau, and cyclone axotol

>>53224825
Sheild hippo sounds like a big blackguy with alot of padding trying to run you over or something

>>53203504

Metal Gear!?

>>53224854
He's also constantly explaining how his name is NOT lame, hippos are very dangerous animals, man

>>53209718
Or an old, bitter scavenger skulking around the ruins of battles he hasn't the courage to fight in

>>53224837
>cyclone axotol
I want this in the next Mega Man X.

>>53224960
Hippos will kill you at the drop of a hat, they are terrifying.

>>53221686
You could steal right from Twig and use the 4 humours.

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>>53224960

>>53225579
>>53225050
Exactly. For more insult to injury, make him a legitimately hard boss fight where he can pretty much kill you by accident, whining the whole time about how no one respects him.

Rolled 4, 89, 71, 29, 22, 48, 41, 91 = 395 (8d100)

>>53203504

Team!

>>53225781

Shotgun Bear

Lucky Swan

Freezing Labrador

Stealth Panda

Am not to sure about what they do but their the best at doing it

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>>53225830
STEALTH PANDA

also I can't not picture Shotgun Bear saying "Good? Bad? I'm the bear with the gun."