After a weird influx of events that seem to arise in the USA

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Astral_Electricity_Manipulation

Neat, but I'm a Canadian.

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spine_Manipulation

Please no shithole..

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electromagnetic_Attacks

I hope I'm someplace cold.

>>53182907
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Doppelgeist
Guess I am spooky now.

>>53181302
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Transmutation
Well that's useless.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Innervation_Inducement

I will paralyze you with my penis.

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>>53181302
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alcohol_Manipulation
FFFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK YEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't even care where I go, I can create theoretically infinite alcohol from thin air! I AM A GOD!

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Existential_Perfection?useskin=oasis

Teeth manipulation: good dentist or the first chaos cultist? You decide!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Teeth_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Rolled 1 (1d50)

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perspective_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
I win, I guess.

>>53181302 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Avian_Manipulation

>>53185238
The thunderbird is in that area, congrats!

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pathifery

I think I'm gonna do pretty okay.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conceptual_Water_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
I am a god

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mountain_Adaptation

Well shit, I hope I get Alaska

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bacteria_Kingdom_Embodiment?useskin=oasis
Say hello to papa nurgle for me

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_Transportation?useskin=oasis

Pretty underwhelming superpower.

>>53181302

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_Aura?useskin=oasis

Hell yeah

Am going visit people in the hospital

>magma mimicry
>picture of akainu

I'm okay with this

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bio-Metal_Physiology

We T1000 now!

>>53186008
What's 08? I am not American, so I can't tell all those tiny East Coast states apart.

>>53186021

Looks like Delaware

>>53181302

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ambient_Energy_Manipulation

Well this power seems broken.

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Ability_Learning

Fuck on me.

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>>53186112
Take my energy, Anon!

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sacred_Wind_Manipulation
This doesn't seem very useful unless there are demons and shit

>>53186270

Give it a minute

Someone will start summoning demons

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Damage_Manipulation
O-oh. Well, then. That's convenient.

Tama unrelated

>>53186332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animation
That'll be me, thank you very much

>>53186270

Oh and also you could be able to heal

So don't call your power useless

>>53186360

Succubus are not your friend anon

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Transmutation
I will turn you into my 2D waifu and there is nothing you can do about it

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Reversal
BACK UP, I'M ARMED

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magical_Energy_Absorption
I guess I'll be useful if the local wizard asshole is getting rowdy. I won't even try using it for bigger stuff because that's too dangerous

>>53186387
Trade powers?
I'll ransom my roomate's wifu for rent upfront

>>53183257
>>53186387

What were the chances and how the fuck did you not see the potential

>>53186387
Nevermind, she needs to be real, not /a/ material

>>53186382
I'd be friends with a succubus

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>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heresy_Inducement?useskin=oasis
Hear and obey!

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Age_Acceleration

Looks like I'm a villain. Where do I get to terrorize with my amazing aging powers?

>>53186554
Fuck.
I shall be lord of the Eskimos.

>>53186557
Nurseries, obviously. Age them babies into soldiers and send them out to fight for you.

>>53186557
Because OP didn't specify, I'm going to take it that if your last digits are greater than 50, than subtract 50 from them. So it looks like I'm in... New Jersey?

>>53186557
Why not age deceleration?

>>53186586
Massachusetts.
I don't know what I can corrupt there but atleast it's not Alaska.

>>53186586
New York. Imma draw some planes brb

Air magic, rolling for Florida so I can be the big hero who stops hurricanes

>>53186653
there are hurricanes in Florida?
There goes my turist shopping spree

s-shot gun....?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Blast

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Empowerment?useskin=oasis
Plot empowerment, great im breaking the 4th wall, ohh and I always cause we need the next issue to make rent

>>53186707
And im from shitty ass new jersey. Lame as hell, stupid no guns state with authoritarian laws....east coast is worst coast

>>53181302

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniscience_Bestowal

I have the power to make others know everything there is to know.

If I can bestow this power to myself, I'll be able to know if this is a good idea or not.

>>53186688
Concussive shotgun, it seems.
Non lethal SWATing ?

>>53181302
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

I hate powerlisting's vague bullshit. and their plethora of powers that are just animu lasers

>>53186824
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Science_Combat

wrong link

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spatial_Displacement?useskin=oasis

I'm bringing the party with me!

>>53181302

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Freezing?useskin=oasis

Ice Cold.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Motor-Skill_Manipulation

That's the first time I've ever gotten a power that isn't absolute shit from one of these. Being able to control the movements of others is stupid useful.

>>53181302
Cool, time for my all American superhero adventure.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gluttony_Magic
Fuck you rigging the system fucking Russian shitstain

>>53181302
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

I got Dimensional Border Manipulation

Rolled 8 (1d50)

>>53187552

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Embodiment

I have become a... god! How boring...

>>53187602
Wanna make a setting?
I'll start.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immaculate_World_Creation

>>53186507
>friends with an embodiment of sex made for doing evil sex to people

You are the betaest.
Or ghei.

>>53187658

An incorruptible utopian setting where nothing ever interesting happens, and anything that does gets immediately slam jammed back into the status quo of pure paradise.

Let's do it.

>>53187773
Well it is in Vermont

>>53187773
I'll make another to use as a prison.
You can't harm, nor be harmed.
Nor break thing.
Perfect prison.

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Athleticism
well seems I bagged a boring but useful power

>>53187852
an im in some state so small i can get around by parkour

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vision_Of_Life
>The user can revive dead by making eye contact with them. If the user is very skilled, they user may be able to revive others just by a glance.

Doubt they'd send the guy who can resurrect people somewhere shitty.

>>53187937
>North Dakota

Fuck you guys, I'm retiring from being a superhero and moving somewhere tropical. Charge people millions to bring back their loved ones.

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Polearm_Construction
I can summon the Lance of Longinus. That's pretty fucking sweet. Almost makes me reconsider being a supervillain. Almost.

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Murder_Inducement

I think I'm a villain. In fact I'm definitely going to be a villain, because I'm not nearly edgy enough to try and use this power for heroing.

Mind you, because I'm fundamentally Silver Age, I will mostly use this power to instill in my targets a desire to murder someone on the other side of the planet from where I live. Putin or Xi Jingpei or something. Then I'll do my thing - rob a bank, probably - and then remove the desire from the people once I'm done so that all they've actually done is waste their time.

>>53188124
Huh, Mississippi? But I'm white...regardless, my villain name must obviously be Baron Kriminel.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baron_Kriminel

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

I take away everyone else's powers and then turn all oxygen on Earth into chocolate pudding.

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Messianic_Plane_Manipulation
guess i'm runnin for office

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Alteration_Negation?useskin=oasis

Wow. Oddly specific. Hopefully all the villains want to bend reality.

Rerolling...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Experience_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Sooooo I'm a glorified min/maxer? Nice

>>53181302
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Borrowing
Welp, time to find someone who's omnipotent so I can Pun-Pun myself into godhood.

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>>53181302

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Safety_Field_Projection

Saftey Field Projection.

Guess I'm fucked into playing support. Hit me up if you want in on my safe space.

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I'm just going to assume I can use Emrakul's powers now

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiverse_Destruction

Why whenever I click this always get superpower jackpot...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Physics_Manipulation

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Existence_Erasure

welp

also not an americuck but eh

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stagnation

look out, best power coming through

>>53189469
> Stationed in Maryland
I declare myselg Lord King God President of United States

Also all powers are negated upon use against me for nefarious purposes

>>53181302
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conceptual_Music
Please be part of the Great Lakes or Pacific Northwest

>>53181302
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychopotence
Okay, interesting but no. I'm rerolling god powers. While UNLIMITED COSMIC POWER is fun it's about as interactive as an "everything proof shield".

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Living_Database
Weaboo af but I can work this. If nothing else, the perfect recall functionality will be neat.

Time to see where I've been teleported across the Atlantic to.

>>53189620
>Tennessee
...it only occurs to me now I know absolutely nothing about most US states.

Guess I'll be using my new Database mind to learn everything about it. Google seems to say I'll be listening to a lot of country music.. Oh god please help me

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Transmutation

Hey, that's pretty good! Unfortunately now I'm going to be assigned to Captain Planet duty.

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>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Detail_Intuition?useskin=oasis

So I'm now pic related lite. I can dig it.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imprison_Realm_Creation

Imma go with prison dimension version as opposed to black void of trapping. I'll call myself The Warden in the great state of _____

>>53191304
Massachusetts so I guess I operate out of Boston. Also Boston is now home to the worlds greatest super prison.

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Empowerment

i think i won

>>53182841
>spine manipulation in Montana

>>53181302
>Almighty Object

Eg a Cosmic Cube (Marvel Comics)

Power/Ability To:
>Have an almighty item
The power to wield an item that grants omnipotent powers. Advanced version of Powers Via Object.

I hope it's a sweet sword or axe or something and not just a lame magic box.

>>53191457
An anime magical girl baton. Calling it now.

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Blindspot

Uhhh, I guess I can try and team up with a guy who steals memories and start some sort of information network?

>>53191457
Rerolon because unlike Obama, I don't think we have 58 states

>>53190725
>Illinois
Well, could be worse I guess.

>>53181302
Villain.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Inducement

Absolutely perfect for a villain.
>Applications
>Suicide Inducement
Time to kys.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destroyer_Deity_Physiology

Jesus fucking christ I'm Beerus

>>53191628
GREAT I AM BEERUS IN ARKANSAS

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animated_Shadow

Seems fun, and associated with just enough edge that I could really ham it up.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Generation

>>53191645
I'm so upset, I'm the god of destruction in a place with nothing to destroy

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Beam_Emission
whelp guess its great to make things go away, like fast

>>53191776
>anytime someone tries to build something in Arkansas bigger than a gas station you crush it.

It'd suck if anyone was around to notice.

>>53191804
Dude it's so upsetting

Can I just destroy the planet and fuck off? Or am I just stuck in that part of space forever?

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frigokinetic_Creature_Creation?useskin=oasis

I feel kinda fucked if I'm anywhere warm. Oh well, hee ho.

Rolled 18 (1d50)

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hammer_Generation

Stop!
Overused joke!

>>53191849
Your stuck there. Forever. If you do manage to destroy the earth you will still reside in Arkansas.

>Catchpa is gas stations.

>>53191917
West Virginia? What the fuck happens in West Virginia?!

>>53191954
FUCK

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>>53191936
>OHIO
Truly the worst hell. At least I won't run out of crime to hammer out in the decaying ruins of American industry.

>>53191961
Coal mining, opiod abuse, and incest mostly.

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atomic_Manipulation

Well this is a damn good power. Let's see which state is irradiated.

>>53191972
If it makes you feel any better I'm stuck in Illinois.

>>53192042
Well hee my ho, time to make an unstoppable army of snowmen and ice swans and take down the redneck, methhead, inbred menace.

>>53192057
I am the god of destruction

you at least get Chicago

>>53192053
>New Hampshire
So literally nowhere? Wish I'd gotten Nevada at least, or one of those places where the US misplaced some of its nuclear bombs like NC.

>>53192079
Maybe I can use my superpower to reverse engineer the Manhattan Project or something.

>>53192079
>thinking Chicago is a plus

It's called Chiraq for a reason

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Retention

God damn am I useless. like how do you even use this? What benefit do you even get from this?

>>53181302
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Hole_Manipulation

Pretty sure wherever I end up will be my prison, considering one fuck up on my part will, at BEST, fuck up the entire planet.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate_Timeline_Creation
hue

>>53192350
Alternate timeline in which the gold rush never happened and Alaska is still a vast, untouched wilderness, please

>>53192315
Me and you are like the most powerful fucking people so far

>>53192388
At least he isn't in Arkansas.

>>53192401
RIP ME

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Combat
fucking nice
Please drop me in Texas

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Immunity

Well this is... interesting...

>>53192424
Close but not quite Dark Cajun.

Destabilization
I'm here to break your shit

>>53186021
I'm American and I can't either, because who gives a shit about the shithole known as the North East.

>>53186480
clearly they've never heard of Read or Die.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_Mimicry

please be California

>>53192773
Maine and Vermont are alright to visit. The rest of New England, I agree completely.

>>53183257
Oh fuck Flat Stanley

>>53185316
The Thunderbird's literally everywhere, man.

>>53191419
But what's in Montana?

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>>53193048
Not much, but it's comfy

>>53192773
>implying the northeast isn't the most relevant part of the country

>>53193048
Farms mostly. And the occasional cult compound or survivalist militia, but they're mostly contained.

>>53193048
It's pretty great if you're pro-2A and want land.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Creation?useskin=oasis

Behold, I have created Planet-

>>53193258
-New England hellhole. What have I done?

>>53193258
Rhode Island?

>>53181302
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aeromancy
>The ability to gain insight into a question or situation using air/wind current

"And here's anon, with the weather and today's lotto numbers. How we doing anon?"
"...Fuck all of you"
"and that's the weather with anon!"

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Skin_Generation?useskin=oasis

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bestowal_Slash

>my super team job is to open up fights by stabbing my teammates repeatedly

A literal backstabbing teammate

Rolled 43 (1d51)

>>53193484
an im just gonna roll a dice and not deal with trying to get a sub 51 roll

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Endless_Attack

>>53193502
sir stabsalot of Utah

maybe I'd be better off as a villain injuring random civilians and giving them powers they have no way of controlling.

>>53185148
Now, OP told us our post's last two digits determine where we end up. Over all half the people here would end up rolling higher than 50, however, so I decided to roll a d50 to compensate for that.
I'm not sure if I'm stationed in Washington (48) or Maine (1). I could very well be in both.

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>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Religion_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

While I'm well aware that this is prime for Deus Vult, what the fuck happens if I'm an atheist? Do I just become a muggle, or do I get the power to smite the religious and tip a damn fine fedora?

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>>53193917
>I'm an atheist

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>>53193936
Eh, while the meme quality is certainly there, I'm just not feeling it, anon. It's not a 'religion is dumb' thing that most fedora-posters seem to have, just a 'not really my thing' situation; studied a lot of them for a while before ennui set in and I decided to do other stuff with my time.

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Quest_Inducement?useskin=oasis

Uh... am I the real life dungeon master?

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>>53194048
Maybe you become a really smart scientist?

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>>53194132
But quite a few religions funded scientific advancement for hundreds of years, anon. To claim 'become a smart scientist' would be a historical fabrication to the n'th degree, and making the assumption that some of the smartest people weren't also religious is pedantically wrong.

Though, it does say I become the embodiment of religion, not of the actual denominations; maybe that's the point? I mean, I try to do good in my day to day as best as I can, but like any organization of people, I, on an individual level will have instances where I'm shown to be corruptible, rough patches that show me at my worst, ect. And other instances where I can help motivate others to greatness, where I can help make the world a better place.

Thanks fedoranon; I'm not sure if it was intentional, but you helped me.

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Skin_Manipulation

SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MAN!
I have become the worst villain to ever live.

>>53192773
t. commifornian

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heresy_Inducement

By the Emperor

>>53194479
Oooooh, Skin Man. Villain in disguise.

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invisibility

This is good pretty much anywhere.

>>53181302

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Condition

Okay, so I'm Captain America?

>>53195296

Wait, no, I'm Superman without ice breath or heat/xray vision. Cool I guess.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Attack
Looks like time to beat face

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ball_Projection

So, what, I can kamehameha?

Huh. Wonder where I'm stationed. Also, this seems pretty likely to murder me.

>>53195785
>Connecticut.

Balls.

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Variable_Collapse
Well shit. Talk about great responsibility coming with great power. Would definitely try to minimize my use of the power.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haemopotent_Replication

I'm coming for all of you.

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kejourou_Physiology

>I can transform into a japanese hair prostitute ghost woman

Yes.

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire_Morphing

Turning into a vampire sounds pretty cool.

>>53196421
YEEHAW! We Kentucky now!

>>53181302
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fortitude_Weakening

Welp it's official, breaking shit is what I do best.
Always did enjoys tearing stuff apart, now I get to do it to.. everything.

Anyone running a demolition theme superteam?

>>53194319
Glad to be of help, and I didn't post the fedora pic to be a dick, I just noticed I had it and this was a good place to post it.

>>53181302
>Deity Manipulation
>The power to manipulate deities/gods. Sub-power of Supernatural Manipulation. Variation of Mythic Manipulation. Not to be confused with Divine Force Manipulation.
>User can create, destroy and manipulate deities/gods .

Alright but where

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>>53199316
South Carloina, alright

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I got Weird Science,so Science and Magic.
I guess I'll just rent a shack and experiment before doing something stupid.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rhythm_Intuition?useskin=oasis
The site never gives me anything goid. So I can identify things I hear. I feel so useless. Maybe I should be a 911 operator & direct real heroes to where they need to go.