What's the most ridiculous fantasy race/species you've

Yuan-Ti, or those weird rainbow winged wolf things (can't remember name)

>>53113001
Those fucking backwards-hand tiger people

why are their goddamn hands backwards

why

>>53113539
That's why.

I saw a neckbeard and two people in blackface at my table

>>53113516
fuckin SENMURVS. Those things are awful. At least Yuan Ti have a kind of interesting concept beyond "rainbow furry wolf friend who's maaaaaaaaagic"

>>53113539
>take basically the entire category of "demon" in Hindu mythology
>make them evil tigermen with reverse hands
Sasuga Gygax-san

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>>53113661
I once asked a drawfag to make a half-orc barbarian with senmurv hide armor. I was not disappointed.

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>>53113768
Another drawfag in the thread took liberties with my request and made him penisguy.

>>53113768
He looks fukkin fabulous anon. Be proud.

>>53113768
>>53113786
Truly, the best use of Senmurv I've seen.

>>53113790
He was awesome. The second pic eventually became another PC's character when he lost his first. We became the setting's version of the guys from Cho-Aniki cross with Hans and Frans, constantly searching for the sacred protein to achieve maximum gains.

>half fey
>half celestial
>also has red dragon blood in him so hes constantly fighting his "inner evil"

>>53113539
IIRC it was how you found they were demons while shapeshifted. Like how arabic demons always had blue eyes.

>>53113001
Tiefling, for now.
I don't play much, yeah...

>>53113001

Elves. I hate those freaky treefags.

>>53113871
I've only ever seen that kinda character in freeform shit tee bee aitch.

>>53113001
Humans. No claws, no teeth worth shit, no horns, no fur, no magic, and hopelessly stupid; HOW do they still exist?!

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>>53113539
>>53113767
>Be uneducated American
>find thing
>WOW BUT THING DOESNT MAKE SENSE AT ALL WHY IS IT THING
>complain about thing because you couldn't be arsed to google it for 5 minutes
>other ignorant retard americans start clapping because they dont understand thing but all agree that thing is bad

Every single fucking time, whether it is about history, folklore or mythology.

>>53115806
If you could channel the power of your butthurt into a rocket, you might actually be able to go all the way to where YOUR country put its flag on the moo- Oh wait.

>>53113001
Source on the webcomic?

>>53115870
>Y-Y-Y-You a-a-are s-s-so b-b-butthurt

Nah.

On a different note though:
You managed to channel your ignorance into thinking you have won two world wars yet dont do not stop to think why a bunch of commie rice farmers in a swampy shithole managed to kick you out of it.

>>53116043
>thinking /tg/ is the correct board for /pol/ garbage
Every time

>>53116043
>he actually replied

>tfw huge fan of centaurs
>always wanted to play one in an rpg
>either too annoying to make work in the rules or is poorly received at the table
n-not all of us are bad, I s-swear.

>>53116168
If given the chance, I would play a unicorn.
Heck, beyond making it a race, the rest is just RP.

>>53113767
>>make them evil tigermen with reverse hands
they already had backwards hands

>>53113786
Why does his face remind me of Creed so fucking much

>>53113001

Had a player who made a Amazonian foxgirl priestess who lactated potions in a campaign I was in once. Kid was a complete nutjob, fucked with the DM constantly, then disappeared from our college.

>>53116426
>lactated potions
that's hilarious

>>53116535

He was obsessed with kitsune. Made the same thing several times. DM killed him off a dozen times, then kid went nuclear after a session calling the girl we played with a whore. Guy was a true gentlemen.

>>53116222
>>53116168
Not being funny but if you genuinely want to play a pink unicorn centaur with blue hair, monkey ears and no pants you should just walk in front of a bus tomorrow.

I once played in a GURPS fantasy game with a furfag that made a Giant Blue Dog that pissed acid.

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>>53116625

Unicorns were brutal creatures who defended various holy sites and lived in wild nature. They could take down dragons.

Sadly they also became tied to purity and virginity and femininity, but old school unicorns were pretty beast.

>>53116625
Just a unicorn, maybe a cleric or favored soul of Mielikki. Not anything that would require a new civilisation to justify.

Also, where did you get that idea?
I didn't quote OP, nor did the guy I replied to,

>>53113001
Basically all of them in Talislanta.

But it so overdoes it, takes the whole idea and runs full steam so hard that they all work anyhow.

>>53115806
Now, in all fairness, Google didn't exist back in 1975. It also didn't exist in 1979, or 1981. I'm looking at some pretty old monster manuals right now, and, to be quite frank, I'm surprised Gygax got as much right as he did. Have you seen that old book where he stats various myth figures? I used to have it, but lost it. It was first ed., too, so it still had Cthullhu, before lawyers had to go and ruin it. That one was awesome, and showed that sometimes, they actually did the research. Like the stats for Monkey. That son of a bitch is fucking broken, even by the more open standards of OSR.

So, Gygax occasionally got some stuff wrong, or a little off. Bear in mind, he (and Arneson, I guess) had to make these things work in his system, and his settings. It is a shame that Rakshasas were one of the only ones introduced at first, considering how awesome fighting an Asura would be. Or that dude with the ten heads. Or the blue guy. Or the other blue guy.

>>53116706
>>53116625


>Sadly they also became tied to purity and virginity

Agreed

>femininity

Disagree

>>53116946

They are tied to benign expressions of female sexuality, the enjoyment of the sexual sensation of riding without breaking the hymen, even though they have a long, scary 'horn' to penetrate with. So they're pretty much the 3rd base of monsters.

>>53116043
Why are you so butthurt about Americans on this board? Please, show me where the big mean American man touched you.

>>53113001
that unicorn grill a cute

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>>53117087

>>53117087
Horse

>>53116168
>>53116222
I feel you twoo, on a serious level. We just want to play actual fantasy races we like.

>>53116168
Centaur is the best race(for the size) to use when playing a hulking hurler, though. You wanna be able to chuck goblins into the next zip code? Centaur Hulking hurler.

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>>53116168
Have you considered running a game of Lace and Steel?

>>53117646
The only real problem I ever had with centaurs was that I was not sure which part of the body to cover with a loincloth.

Anyway, I really like this picture. To me, it emphasize the whole point of playing a centaur, and why everyone who forbids non-core races on grounds other than established setting reasons are the ones who kill fantasy gaming and roleplay.

I don't care if you don't like fantasy races as characters. They lead to many more options for roleplay and storytelling. Such as a fucking joke of a horse-guy going down a ladder rescuing a girl. This would be nice to see in my games.

>>53115995
Seconding this

>>53116043
which euro hell hole are you from? Please say France for maximum irony.

>>53116043
The Commie Rice Farmers knew that America would soon tire of the war.
So, even though we killed 10 of them for every 1 of us they killed, they could wait us out and win.

It's almost like that bleached flag on the moon has no effect on bolstering the fragile ego of the millions of Americans who pride themselves on knowing things but who know nothing.

>>53118176
Hey be nice to france they hust got fuck with an eu banker twat as their new leader.
Hes a rothchild what could go wrong

>>53118295
ehhh, I'd wait until the parliamentary elections before completely writing off france.

>>53117557
>wanting to throw small creatures
>Not playing a minotaur and throwing them like a football

>>53113001
Homebrew race from a homebrew Pathfinder setting one of my friends made. There were technically 5 seperate races, but you could easily treat them as one with 5 sub races. They were birdfolk, called only by the name of the type of bird they resembled. Not quite like kenku, they were humanoids with a few sparse patches of feathers, light builds, and a pair of functioning bird wings sprouting from their shoulders. There were swans, hawks, hummingbirds, and crows. Each got a fly speed, but hawks were fastest.

Mechanically they were powerful, but still fairly balanced. The fly speed advantage wasn't as big a deal when 7/10 NPCs can also fly, since these birdfolk made up a pretty big chunk of the setting's population.

>>53118295
He mind end up being qualified, we know that it's a big no-no for Trumpbuddies who thrive on incompetence.

>>53118352
>Assuming you could ever find a DM that doesn't whine minotaurs off the playable roster

>>53118383
On a related note, if I ever meet a DM who says no minotaurs and then allows <Generic beast/demon Race> with no racism towards them and half orcs with no one judging them for being half breeds, I will punch them.

>>53117646
Wait a tick, did the author of the Stinz comic have a hand in making this? Because there are a lot of similarities. Like, a LOT.

>>53118406
I think half-things are abominations. Either they're different species and therefore you can't make babies with they're not and then don't call them a different fucking race and why the fuck are you not playing a FULL orc instead.

You allow midgets whose biggest recongnizable feature is to have gross hairy feet and wear no shoes. How is that less silly than a cool ass mino.

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>>53118443
Yes.

>>53118264
>we killed 10 of them for every 1 of us they killed, they could wait us out and win
You maybe would have a point if the war was the US vs Vietnam, when in actuality it was North Vietnam vs South Vietnam with the US helping on the side.

One of our players is that guy and he used to run games until we forced him out of it. His homebrew setting was a mix of Dark Souls and monstergirl anime tropes. The races in his magical realm were humans, not-dwarves, not-dragonborns, not-tieflings, and monstergirls. There was a fucking race of bee people. And he tried to have us fuck at least one in each campaign. But I'll emphasize the bee people part.

>>53118367
>Trumpbuddies
If you're looking for an insulting name for Trump supporters, look harder. That one is shit, plus it's clumsy on the tongue.

Also, Macron is a complete dumbass who has no clue how to fix France's problems, and that's WITHOUT touching on his corruption.

>>53118534
The war was ultimately "lost" due to a lack of political will on the part of the United States. Had Nixon stayed in, it would probably have reached a more decisive ending.

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>>53117087

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>>53116980
Unicorns are terrifying, but no one pays attention to the stories.

>>53118582
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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>>53118544
>His homebrew setting was a mix of Dark Souls and monstergirl anime tropes

Mite b cute

>>53118544
>tfw I love bee and moth people

>>53118568
Sure, Ivan.

>>53118534
Yes, which is exactly why America got bored with it and went home.

Well, that and the Marxist infiltration of the colleges and media that happened after WW2 turned public opinion against opposing communists.

>>53116043
But they did win two world wars. They weren't the most decisive players, but they wrote the books on what happened. And we all know who writes history. Americans.

>>53118939
>Dictatorship red "Marxism" is communism
Fuck out, Putin

>>53118613

I just got the picture. If you look at the picnic basket of the one in the middle, you can see mushroom caps poking out of it.

Guys, they're mushroom hunting. For dicks.

>>53113001
The one the DM just made up for his girlfriend, a Lycan.

No, not a Lycanthrope. Not a werewolf. A lycan. I tuned out of the conversation after she said the word "Underworld".

She constantly makes mary-sue type characters.

>>53119247
It's all the same shit.
Marxism, Communism, Socialism.

They all claim to want to empower the worker... by removing all incentive to produce above other people.
And, it always ends the same way. The workers all in poverty, the elite living like the worst imaginable idea of the "robber baron" and the military somewhere in between to keep them from rising up against the owners of the country.

>>53118588
As the unicorn guy, let me tell you that the first time I played tabletop. it was 4e and the party was wiped by a dusk unicorn.

>>53116110
>Thinking that this whole website isn't just one big /pol/ colony since October

>>53118526
Bro, do you have the rest of this? I've wanted it ever since reading Mus of Kerbridge as a kid.

>>53116698
Please tell me he used the liquid projector skill for it.

>>53113539
Rakshasa are fucking awesome. I gave them an entire empire in my setting. Them, the drow, and the elves are the three most powerful factions in the world, not that most people would think that.

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Whats wrong with acid trip/ magic mushroom senmurv again?
Who wouldn't want this painted on the so of their van..?

>>53119564
Case in point:
>>53119464

Not that he's wrong.

>>53118544
Did you fuck them?
https://youtu.be/8CvqmD0CZao

>>53119576
Too big to post, but there's a link in the archives: >>38548327

>>53119626
That's kinda cool actually. Where the does it come from again?

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>53119782
Persian/Iranian mythology...
Though they are described differently than and I quote cracked.com "what Tobey Keith becomes under a full moon" they're was also a crack about rolling 1d6 freedom when it attacks...

The art is from d&d

>>53115806
>american boogeyman

>>53116043
"Losing" that war won us the Cold War.

Capitalism. Bitch.

>>53119727
Thank you sir. You're a gentleman and scholar whose kindness and generosity are probably only exceeded by his good looks.

>>53113001
Our fighter in a 13th age space setting is effectively a Maori street shark.

A tripedal critter with floppy ears, a flexible trunk, and antlers. He cried a lot because he was a sad creature. His name was Frondle.

>>53119988
>"Losing" that war won us the Cold War.
Not even close.
I know in retrospect the path history took seems like the only one it could of took but thats really not the case.
If you go back and read what people actually thought after the vietnam war and what people did after it you realize that america came seriously close to losing the cold war because of it.
Only the deft political maneuvering of nixon (whatever your opinion on watergate is) and the soviets making the same mistake in afghanistan during the 80's is what allowed america to come out on top.
So no losing vietnam did not help america win the cold war.
Not that winning would have helped either.

>>53113001
One of a line of cut-rate, killer constructs made of balsa wood with blades sticking out all over the place, because making them out of metal and giving it guns is expensive? A species of sentient floor tiles that consider people's feet delicacies?

>>53115995
thirding this

>>53113001

Aquatic negroes

>>53116110
>>53119564
>whining about /pol/ because /tg/ went Off-Topic in good old /tg/-tradition

I sure love it when people who recently arrived from reddit tell us their opinions about our fucking site. Go be cancerous somewhere else, no one wants you here.

>>53116127
>He actually replied

>>53117055
>Its so embarrassing for him to be lumped in with other US-Citizens that he pretends he aint American

wew lad

>>53113001
chacats

>>53116043
>>53118264
>>53119988
>>53120245
All wrong. Vietnam couldn't have been won, because LBJ was prolonging the conflict on purpose. He wanted to force the military to need to buy up all the WW2 bomb stockpiles from defense contractors because they were about to be obsolete. Why? Because his friends owned those companies.

>>53117425
Bagina

>>53116603
was his name Jeff

>>53113001
Any aquatic subspecies.
>Can I play an aqautic elf?
>No you'll die
>I figured it out, I can afford a chainmail shirt with permanent Create Water
>You're not going to play a character that's constantly dumping gallons of water wherever he walks.

>>53122209
Capitalism for the win.

I played in a short-lived all evil campaign in which the DM had everyone play regular races with fiendish templates on top, but not just regular old fiendish or half-fiend... we had "fiendish heritages." These were all things worth maybe a level or two.

>I was a bone-devilish gnome wizard, Karr Brownsack
>Succubus elf bard (male) played by extroverted gay man
>Bezekira (hellcat) half-orc barbarian who dressed like a scarecrow
>Can't remember the rest

Shit was weird but had potential

>>53122209
>LBJ
LeBron James ?

>>53118939

Got bored of getting royally fucked by natives, amiright

>>53113001
Kender

>>53113001
A half dwarf - half Ulath medic/engineer

>>53113873
I know nothing about history or culture but that must've been hella confusing when they met white people.

>>53123513
Lyndon B. Johnson.

JFK's VP and successor, a total cunt in life and as a President.

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>>53116168
>not playing a Centaur Cavalier being ridden by another cavalier

What are you doing?

>>53123605
Not really, their version had no pupils or iris, just solid blue eyes.

>>53113001
One game, one of the players was basically The Thing, and had created a race around that idea.

>>53116946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1esrEb9p0Wc

>>53119624
I use them as the unexpected result whenever mortals try to create artificial infernal races to do their bidding. They tend to leave no trace of their creators and hide their presence, over the centuries they inspired tales of vampires and similar creatures. There's a ton to work with in real myths and the default D&D version is just one narrow view.

>>53113001
Friend's homebrew race. It was a race of undead coral colonies which would build itself around bones like muscles. They could reconfigure themselves over long spaces of time by incorporating new limbs or body parts from skeletal parts.

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>>53119476

sick greentext brul.

>>53123782
I...

Um...

What?

>>53123865
They were pretty fucking crazy.

>>53115806
>American
I know plenty of SE Asian people that don't give a fuck about obscure Hindu mythology and their stupider monsters. It's not an American thing. Nobody cares about Hindus.

>>53123656
Oh, thanks.

>>53119988
>"Losing" that war won us the Cold War.
installing Gorbachev won you the cold war, eбaлaйкa

>>53123782
Tell me more

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>>53113539

Sign of Kung Fu grip

>>53123656
Also conspired with the CIA to remove his head and did succeed.

>>53117425
It's so small it gotta be tight

>>53118568
By Trumbuddies I do mean the while, international, shitheaded nationalist clique of demagogues.

Nobody has to agree Macron isn't fishy stuff but I really wonder how a person not being optimal suddenly makes another more trustable.

Americans have it hard with Trump now because they pay the price for that flawed logic. Sometimes you must accept that this is about the least wrong choice, not so much a good one. Stagnation is still preferable to walking backwards.

But please let's drop this.

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>>53120245
We didn't win the cold war, the commies lost it because, once again, Soviet-style central planning (AKA Marxism-Leninism) doesn't actually work over the long term as an economic system.

Had the USSR been doing from the beginning what the Chinese have been doing since the late 1970s - quasi-nationalist one-party dictatorship + free market economy - things might have turned out differently. Perhaps very differently.

>>53121842
>ReddiT rEDDIt reddit REDDIT AAAA HA HA HA HAAAA
Fruitcake

>>53121842
Speak for yourself. I've been here long enough to remember nazi mod.

>>53123782
That does sound ridiculous. Ridiculously COOL

>>53113001
A very intelligent shade of blue.

>>53115995
From what I could gather, it's grom a comic called Giant Days

>>53129062
Also, the OP is from one comic of the series, it's not all like that.

>>53113001
Mermoo. An intelligent cow that turns into a mermaid when wet.

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>>53126032
>international national

>>53123658
>mfw I'm a dude playing a dude being ridden by another dude

>>53129434
>If I change what he said I win, right?

>>53129434
He's right about us being the Nationalists International, though. It comes from being internet autism given human form. Where else do Australian posters use Finnish memes to try and influence a French election?

The coming Nationalist regimes will have much more connection and camaraderie between them then their globalist liberal democratic counterparts ever did, as their brotherhood is and will be forged through struggle, rather than from being forcefed the same ideology from on high.

We will see, in the end, if anything changes. The fact is, though, that the modern Nationalists are more connected and willing to work together than any of the so-called international movements that came before.

>>53129996
But he didn't change what you sad you libtard dumbass. He literally pointed out to you how what you say doesn't even make sense and how you throw around buzzwords while bitching about demagoguery.

>>53116043
>>53115806
dude just stop.
you are making us look bad infront of the burgerlanders
and after that capable brain eating thing
and people associating india with a rape crisis
and designated shitting streets
we really don't need more shit.

>>53118367
>concain addicted, turbo-banker who got in because of lineage
>says france needs to live with it's almost weekly terror attacks
>BUT MUH TRUMP
fucking every politician is in competent, lepen certainly but macron ain't better.

I've never had someone try to play an unusual race purely because they thought it was cool.

It's always to try to get at some broken power, which is always why it isn't allowed.

Birdman? Trying to get access to free flight.
Centuar? Trying to get ridiculous movespeed or size.
Snake Person? Oh I guess that's fine... oh you picked monk and you're going to spam poison bite get the fuck out of here.

>>53131409
While I agree with getting immediate access to flying can annoying to balance, I don't think centaur are too problematic rules wise. Give them the Goliath's count as one size larger for str checks and carrying and give them a natural hoof attack. The most annoying thing would be trying to navigate dungeons and things are a horse person.

>>53115806
>all nonamericans think the entire fucking world has to research their entire history and idolize them
>Americans are the ones who get called arrogant and self centered

that really summons my elector counts

>>53133147
Of all the shit he said, that's the one that made sense.

Just google the damn thing before complaining.

>>53133182
my post has nothing to do about if i like or know about some faggy brown people fable. its irrelevant to the point

actually i dont even know what your point is. im not trying to claim it doesnt exist, the exact opposite in fact

>>53133293
Before something escalates out of this, I meant that anyone should google something before complaining about it, such as the reverse handed tiger-people of the first posts in the thread, which were quoted in the post you quoted.

It has everything to do with your post unless you replied without reading, but you wouldn't do that, wouldn't you?

>>53133147
>Americans unwilling to read a book
as expected of them

>>53133339
should i google your faggot post before responding to it too?

someones opinion on if a fantasy race looks cool or not has literally nothing to do with it being a real mythological creature or not

youre basically saying that im not allowed to hate something if there is a wiki page on it. youre retarded

>>53133390
*you're

>>53113001
Sergals

>>53133406
what a pathetic asspained response. im surprised you didnt do some sweety posting

you must be embarrassed about having egg on your face though with the double whammy of knowing no one cares about your poo history

>>53133390
No. But you are being intentionally obtuse, for the posts mentioned in my post where complaining about the "non-authenticity" and "simplification" of the original mythological creature, while also complaining about the fact that they made up the backwards hands, which are a defining trait of the creature.

This, you should understand, is not about aesthetics and everything about it being a real mythological creature.

And your last line is nonsensical, and you should work to fix that. By googling something you are meant to find superficial and easy to access data, such as a wiki page.

>>53133499
ah so you are comming out and making it clear that you got triggered. ok noted. you can go back to tumblr now

>>53133538
My friend, you should calm down.
This can't be good for you.

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>>53119712

I once had a player bring a literal monkey to the game. An awakened one, sure, but he was a monkey. Weird part was that he went out of his way to hide it, even OOC - even after we'd all learned what the character was.

How do people view Grippli players? They've always been my favorite race, but everyone hates the idea of a frog person in my groups.

>>53118544
>didnt fuck the bees
damn nigga why u so stupie?

>>53113786
holy shit it's gay purple man
I feel old as fuck now

>>53115221
Lvl 1 trait and stats opop

>>53113001
A potato would be tame.

>>53136430
What sort of humorless degenerates haven't played as a frog at least once in their lives?

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>>53136945
He isn't gay. He fucks multiple girls in the comic he came from.

>>53126550
>crane has tracks around the building
That's cool as fuck, yo.

>>53133409
Because they couldn't play them as anything else but furry characters?

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(Pic Related)
I was in a D&D game where every goddamn halfling in the setting had orange skin, green hair, wore maroon shirts, white gloves and white bib overalls. in fact they were the ONLY race in the setting that had the technology for bib overalls. and they were called the Oompa-Loompa halflings.
We, the PCs decided they were too stupid looking to live, so we set out to kill every last one of them. I'm talking Pol Pot levels of death. After the first 10 the DM quit giving us xp for killing any of them.
Once we had reduced their population to double digits, we were told OOC that they had an important place in the ecosystem and were the only beings that could eat a particularly invasive plant, and their shit (containing the digested remains of this plant) was what made magic happen, and our actions had destroyed the world.

>>53137799
Worth it imo

>>53137849
Yeah even if I were playing a Good character totally.

>>53131809
Install cattlegrids around all of your dungeons.

>>53137891
So? Good characters can make heel turns, or even remain good with enough good deeds to balance out the genocide.

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I googled senmurv and found this majestic beast. Can you imagine this thing elegantly gliding towards your party and bequeathing them with a magical artifact?

>>53126032
>going backwards
I'm glad that you enjoy the continual muslim buttfucking, nu-ahmed. I'll enjoy my "insensitive" enhanced border and growing unease with Islam.

>>53113539
I've talked to three people raised in India and researched for decades and the only source I've found that has backwards hands is Gygax.

I ignore it as stupid.

>>53138831
What's so great about it. All I see is a pigeon.

>>53116110
>leftist faggot shits on the thread, obviously baiting
>wow sure is /pol/'s fault
Want to know how I know you're not from around here?

>>53124164

The fact that you had been lying to yourselves about what you had for decades lost you the cold war, тyпeц.

>>53126550
You realize the chinks aren't a free market economy, right? Hong Kong is not China. You can't use it as your example.

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>>53137799
>their shit was what made magic happen

>>53123674
That explains where Dune got it from then.

>>53113516
>"snake man" is outrageous to you

get out more, anon

>>53139559

>implying /pol/ is only right wing when there are all sorts of left wing threads there daily

>implying /pol/ doesn't pretend to be left wing to say dumb shit that pisses people off

It's almost as if you aren't from around here and just know a few memes about /pol/ being some sort of Stormfront: 4chan edition.

>>53133353
Again, missing the point. Why do burgers have to read up on every other culture when the same is not expected of, say, Spain? Or Kenya? 4/10 here's a (you)

>>53137799
Is this the origin of Dark Sun?

>>53139192
You mean the "enhanced border security" that's being shit on in courts right now? Or the wall that's never going to happen and wouldn't stop people even if it did happen?

>>53140334
Illegal immigration is already down something like 60% from Obama's presidency.

I mean, I'm not that guy, but them's the facts.

>>53141149
Obama was already sending people packing, it was pissing the mexi's off something fierce a democrat was deporting them. You didn't hear about this shit way back when Trump was still a joke candidate?

>>53123782
this may be strange but its also realy cool.
maybe ill steal that

>>53141216

Yepyep, deporter in chief. It came up pretty often. Still, it's good to secure this achievement.

Funnily Obama and Trump have a great deal of overlap in terms of policy in some areas, moreso than Obama and Hillary or Trump and other GOPniks. Their biggest differences are stylistic and in terms of which sectional constituencies (e.g. blacks or whites) they pander to more.

>>53141254
Trump doesn't pander to anyone but Trump

If people like what Trump does for Trump, that's great, because it's what Trump would like, so it must be good.

>>53113580
>drow

>>53115806
Poo. In. The. Loo.

>>53115870
this is the best response to someone trying to start a 'your country sux' fight ever. bravo anon

>>53141270

What's with all the blue lives matter stuff then? Hell, I believe the guy does respect the police that much, it is at least a very consistent line with him. But at the same time it's very much a sectional concern these days, sadly. Even if he doesn't think of it as throwing his supporters a bone, his intent doesn't make a practical difference.

>>53113001
A human-sized sponge cake with legs, arms and very bad attitude.

>>53141338

It's a song and dance that goes over well with his constituents. His past history pre-politics suggests that he doesn't really support the cops that much, except against minorities.

>>53141149
What trustworthy organization would seriously spend the resources to perform such a study with... what? Four months, at best, of data?

>>53139585
/tg/ can hardly get things right even when it concerns their supposedly beloved hobbies, what makes you think they have any grasp of geopolitics?

>>53124197
They were created by the last race of "Lords" who went around experimenting on stuff with magic to make servitor races. These things -- called Lazarui -- were kind of the "staunchly atheist science believers" of the setting. They also had cities built under the harbors of coastal cities.

>>53128537
They were one of my favorites from that campaign.

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>>53113001
So, the unicorn and the guy with the 70's porno mustache fuck, right?

>>53118534
It was actually the US vs Vietnam, Anon.

The vast majority of the US's war effort targeted the South. Its civilian population recieved most of the bombs and all of the gas.
Actions against the North were mainly geared towards keeping them from effectively interfering as the general US plan was to reverse the ongoing commie infection of the whole of Vietnam by means of divide&conquer. Thing was that the South never fell to their puppets for good, no matter how many people they gassed and other world powers prevented them from escalating the war towards the North.

The rare and deadly deepwater jew.

>>53141216
>>53141254
Bullshit the Obama administation just changed the definitions to make it look like they were deporting

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Not exactly a race all on it's own I guess, but thanks to my GM, my bard went from being a half-elf to half-elf/half-catfolk.

Had it in my backstory that my bard had never met his parents, having been dropped off at the Church as an infant, but that his father was an elvish noble and his mother was one of his maidservants. Turns out, I never explicitly specified my mother was human, so the GM decided to take liberties and introduce a catfolk NPC at some point, eventually having a reveal that said NPC was my bard's mother.

Not a twist I was completely ready for, but I can roll with it.

>>53117087
I'd put a bastard in her, that's for sure.

>>53118469
>why are you not playing a full orc instead
I would love to, but in 5e you'd have to homebrew them.

>>53118568
I've been going with 'Trumpeteers' since before the election.

Star Wars D6 - The Hoojib

These little squirrel rat things are force sensitive by nature and can eat/feed on electricity.

We had a player pick one as his species for a Jedi once. He went around drinking enemy ammo packs whenever we did a covert mission.

http://d6holocron.com/wiki/index.php?title=Hoojib

>>53128720
Que?

>>53116706
They were always tied to virginity and purity, though that lead to them being sanitised. They were wild and violent creatures but were calmed by the presence of a virgin. The scent of men drove them into a rage.

>>53113001
Sauce of webcomic?

>>53120292
>A species of sentient floor tiles that consider people's feet delicacies?
Is this tile anon's dream partner? Let's hope he's okay with indulging the tile's foot fetish.

>>53113516
Hey, fuck you. Yuan-Ti are one of my favorite races.

>>53142981
Do it then. Rules are for fags. Real men take the lead.

>>53139192
You sound mad like chill

>>53143337
>>53129062

>>53146169
Oh I have no issue with brewing Orcs and Orogs, if you don't want to put much effort into it, you could simply design them as stronger half-orcs with sunlight sensitivity.
However, I'd have to find a homebrew game, or join a game in which I'm the only one asking for, and using homebrew, which some fucker will probably turn into a That Guy story here.

>>53146593
>a game in which I'm the only one asking for
What do you mean?

>>53113001
I've seen some pretty crazy things, but Warforge still top my list and they are a standard race.

>>53146746
I really don't get why people play races that have no emotions, cannot get drunk and cannot get laid.