I'm a superlatively supple and sublime rogue, skilled at sneaking into all sorts of secret spots, and surreptitiously supplying sinister assailants with a sudden and swift bonk on the skull with a swipe and a swing of my trusty mace. Let us join forces for succor, celebration, and splendor! What say you?
>>53104265
You know, I don't think I'll actually get tired of this thread. It's cute and not mean-spirited.
>>53104265
Awwwww!
But I think you're already in too many adventuring parties, little guy. Looks like you've let yourself get spread thin.
>>53104294
>snake with hands
What is this aberration?
>>53104265
I saw what you did there, using a mace instead of a sap. Just wanted you to know.
>>53104382
Some snakes do have vestigial limbs.
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/tech/columnist/aprilholladay/2005-06-10-wonderquest_x.htm
>>53104391
Thankss, anon!
>>53104265
No yuan-ti.
>>53104265
Yiff in hell
>>53104265
I'm a veterinary with several animal companions, so this would be a nice fit.
Do you speak French?
>>53104265
That's a-maceing.