Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1482: Impractical Dancing Edition

How do you Jumpchain? Do you simply engage in speculative discussions on /jc/ threads? Do you writefag? Do you imagine your adventures as an internal LARP? Play a homebrew system somehow?

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I need three perks for the Fallen Perkline.

So far I have a couple Hellish Bureaucracy perks: one which gives the ability to summon a quick dossier on somebody (Complete Breakdown), and another which calls all your minions to meet with you in a metaphysical boardroom (Full Report From All Divisions).
Lew Siffer grants an unparalleled ability to remain incognito and operate behind the scenes, even if you run the entire world.
Well Practiced in Every Form of Perversion gives a jumper mad skills in bed, and an insatiable libido.
What's to Keep Me From Becoming a God eliminates morality when convenient for increasing a jumper's power, provides additional willpower proportional to ones' pride.
"Ye shall not surely die..." is a "get better at tempting" perk.

I need three more, to match the nine that the other three origins each have.

>DISCOUNTS ARE HALF OFF. DOUBLE DISCOUNTS MEANS THE FIRST PURCHASES IS FREE (ONE HALF, MINIMUM FOR ANY 800 CP PERKS),
Kinda confused by the wording. Does that mean double discounts is free on any perks below 800 CP but only 1 discount applies to 800 CO perks?

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>>53099135
I go full autism.

I was working on a homebrew system, but decided that an excel spreadsheet was too clunky.

Has the DC universe been done?

>>53099204
yes. there are probably a few sub settings that havent been done though.

>>53099204

Several times, but there's still a LOT of space left for more jumps.

>>53099204
DC comics has, yes. Do you perhaps mean DC Universe Online? Because that hasn't yet.

>>53099204
WIP
>Justice League Unlimited
>Batman Beyond

Proposed/Open
>DCEU/DC Cinimatic Universe
>DC Animated Movie Universe
>Smallville
>DC Universe Online
>Gotham
>Supergirl
>Justice League: Gods And Monsters
>Adam West's Batman
>The Batman (2004)
>Beware The Batman
>Batman: The Brave And The Bold
>Tim Burton's Batman
>Batman: Arkham Series
>Crisis On Infinite Earths
>Justice League Action
>Krypto the Superdog
>Green Lantern (2011)
>Christopher Reeve's Superman
>DC Superhero Girls

And I'm probably missing a few things from this list.

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Rolling for jump of the thread.

>>53099170
Engrish too stronk

>>53099176
I liked the first version of this, it was really meta. I would like to see an unlimited drawback option and something for stopping personality changing perks.

>>53099325
>Garzey's Wing
ABORT ABORT ABO. . .

>>53099325
>something for stopping personality changing perks
Can you give some examples of such perks?

What are all the jumps with options for replacing a canon character/the protagonist?

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>Destroyer of Worlds, Decade! What is reflected in her eyes as she crosses the infinite worlds…?

Jump 37: K-On
Origin: The Newbie
Gender: Female
Age: 15
Perks:
Black Hole
Let Me Help You To My Level [900]
Fun Things Are Fun [700]
Beatles, Round Three [400]
Items:
Giita - It's a guitar.
Holiday Tickets [300]
Never The Same Thing Twice [100]
Anywhere Board [0]

Oh. So we're doing this again.

…is your idea of chastising me for not socializing enough just tossing my nether regions into the sea of 'what the fuck'? Waking up one day with a vagina is incredibly distressing, you know! Ugh. This must be how doujin protagonists feel. Alright, where are we now? I vaguely recognize this place, but I don't think I ever actually saw it myself. Bunch of cute girls in a band during their school years. Okay, I can dig it. I can even form a band myself and train the rest of the party for it.

Oh. It's a girls-only school. Um. Sorry, Lucas!

"S'alright, I'm gonna go off and fight some bears now."

You think the Hercules Method might be going to your head a little?

"Hey, it's bears, not an entire shopping mall."

"I'm going with. I'm not cut out for this stuff."

"W-wait, Azuka, I can't just run a band wi-"

"I came along to get stronger and to face the greater multiverse, not do kid things. I'm out."

…ah. That leaves me with just

"It's okay, Anon! That means it's just the two of us~. We can finally get some time alone together and bond with the music of love~!" Hope chimed in, happily, still in her Bat Roidmude form.

This is going to be all kinds of awkward.

Not shown: Decade using Clock Up just to avoid being late to class every morning.

>>53099355
Get some disguise perks and some poison and you can replace anybody.

Rolled 281 (1d816)

>>53099325
>>53099351
Didn't we just discuss that one? Re-rollin'

>>53099356
Jump 38: Nichijou
Origin: New Student
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Perks:
My Life Is On Fire!
Jumpers are cute!
MVP In Elementary [850]
A Series of Miracles [750]
Mangaka - Drawing manga. [450]
Ch-Chan MIO! [150]

Equipment:
Classmates - Hope, Bastion, Azuka
Art Supplies [100]
Gentlemanly Attire
Pocket Change [0]

Huh. That was kind of nice, actually. Just playing in music, relaxing, no rogues to worry about or apocalyptic threats to fight…it was a nice change of pace. Even made a few fond memories before the end. I guess there's some merit to all of this, after all. Kind of a shame I can't take everyone along--

No, what am I thinking? It takes a very particular person to take along this Journey Through The Chain. They've got full lives ahead of themselves, in an ordinary world. I don't want to take that away from them. Besides, I've got my companions!

>"Anon~, let's go on a date!"
>"Hey mate, watch me punch out this entire warehouse!"
>"I must get stronger…!"
>"-Bird call noises and beeps.-"

…

I feel like I understand her a little better now, all things considered.

Where was I? Alright, everyday life, cute girls, high school yet again. I've written my own name in Japanese so many times that switching back to English feels like making a U-turn on a road made of maple syrup. There's this circle of friends I keep bumping into that are pretty entertaining, and I cross paths with the Professor more than a few times. We show off our robot companions to each other and talk about life. I bought her sweets more than a few times. Nice kid. The talking cat is a total boss at poker, though.

>>53099371
Jump 39: Generic Children's Television
Location: Jumper Theater
Age: 22
Origin: Variety
Perks:
I'd like you to meet a friend…
Look for Helpers [900]
The World According to Jumper [700]
Hello Neighbor [400]
This Is Your World [300]
Dohoho! [100]

Items:
Pleasant Home
Comfy Chair [50]
Book of Fairytales [0]

I'm not good with children. Even through all of these lifetimes, I'm a terrible teacher for ordinary, everyday people. Or figuring out what a 'normal' childhood is supposed to be like. But I still wanted to try. To try and be a good role model, to be something worth looking up to. To be…I don't know, like a parent?

That's why I tried so hard in Creation. To be someone memorable and helpful to a young Solar and Lunar, of all things. It was…ultimately a futile effort, as I learned near the end. I was just a mortal. A human. Like anyone else in any backstory, I wouldn't be relevant or helpful in any way, and they'd follow their own destinies before being swallowed by the Great Curse.

That is a regret I will carry with me, possibly forever.

So…for ordinary, everyday people, on an Earth like this…I'll try. I'll be an educator. A speaker. I'll try and prepare people for what growing up actually means, without sugarcoating it or talking down to anyone. Because it's the least I can do. And I can do it without superpowers or throwing a single punch.

…is this what she was trying to teach me? Was it all leading up to this?

…

She really is a big softie.

Can you tell I was waiting a long time for the last thread to die? I got REALLY bored.

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>>53099135
Writing, discussion, seeing what kind of broken combos I can make, etc. Speaking of which...

>https://pastebin.com/wxX3EMJn
>https://pastebin.com/heShpwkC

[Jump #17] Ultimate Spider-Man:
1500cp
------------------

>Location
•New York City-(Rolled)

>Background
•Web-Warrior-(Free)

>Age & Gender
•27-(Rolled)
•Male-(No Change)
------------------Total:(0cp)

>Skills and Perks
1.Natural Web-Head-(Free)
2.Master Manipulator-(100cp)
3.Gadgeteering-(100cp)
4.I’m summoning the Spiders-(200cp)
5.Symbiology-(600cp)
------------------Total:(1000cp)

>Powers and Abilities [+400cp Power Stipend.]
1.Symboite Perfect Host-(150cp)

++Web Shooters-(50cp)
++Regeneration-(150cp)
++Independence-(150cp)
++Camouflage Capabilities-(200cp)
------------------Total:(300cp)

>Items
1.Webshooters-(Free)
2.Companion Import-(200cp)
------------------Total:(200cp)

>Drawbacks
1.Amnesia-(+200cp)
2.Bad Bosses-(+300cp)
------------------Total:(+500cp)

>Future
•Move-On
------------------

>>53099386
This jump started off with me and my companions waking up in a bunch of high-tech prison cells while a symbiote slithered around in my bloodstream, and from that point things only got weirder. Thanks to the drawbacks I'd picked my friends and I ended up being forced to work for Doctor Octopus and several other major supervillains. Obviously we hated having to take orders from so many selfish and idiotic individuals but we were all desperate to learn of our origins in this universe so we obeyed the villain’s commands, however most of the time we only did so to the barest minimum and we all hid our full strength and tried to undermine or overlords as much as possible. Near the end of our time here my companions and I finally learned that we had originally been researchers working for Osborn and Octavius. Apparently we were trying to help Doc Ock replicate spiderman's powers but in the processes my companions were accidentally exposed to the spider mutagen and I was bonded with a symbiote. For some reason we all lost our memories after gaining our new powers, some of Osborn's people found us shortly after the incident and while he was annoyed to learn that the project "failed" he had been more than happy to take advantage of the nine new superpowered agents he had at his disposal.

Aside from the quest to regain my lost memories, my main focus in this jump was bonding with my newest companion, the symbiote who I'd decided to name Void. The creature immediately proved itself to be a valuable ally and while my companions were initially creeped out by him they came to accept the symbiote overtime. However I think it'll be a very long time before they even consider being bonded with a symbiote of their own.

Also, I made sure to grab as much info, tech, and research data as I could so that I could prepare for other Marvel jumps and try and replicate some of Iron Man's tech in later jumps.

>>53099365
No, but I mean ones which allow/force you to take their place in the story. Like Sword of Polaris from DeSu 2 or Avatar from FEF.

>>53099162
Dunno if you have these perks or if they fit what you have in mind but but:

A perk that makes one good at furthering an ideology through art and music
A perk that helps you organize huge rave parties
A perk that makes it so that nobody will suspect that you're obviously evil or will ignore it even you're screaming at everyone and calling them idiots and talking about making sacrifices in public

>>53099353
Basically anything that makes you more determined and brave would come to mind.. but those are 'positive' gains. I don't ever take anything that affects my jumper negatively, but I know there are some perks with in-built drawbacks that can do some wonky stuff to your personality.
For the life of me, I can't think of any off the top of my head though.

>>53099370
>Distant Skies Gauntlet
I know nothing about this, time for research!

>Didn't we discuss that one?
Yeah, I am pretty sure we did, sometime a few hundred threads ago

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>>53099405
[Jump #18] Venture Bros.:
1000cp
------------------

>Location
•Ünderland-(Rolled)

>Background
•Super Scientist-(100cp)

>Age & Gender
•28-(Rolled)
•Male-(No Change)
------------------Total:(100cp)

>Skills and Abilities
1.Superscience-(Free)
2.In-(100cp)
3.Quizboy-(200cp)
4.Robotics-(300cp)
------------------Total:(600cp)

>Items
1.Learning Bed-(100cp)
2.Shrink Ray-(200cp)
------------------Total:(300cp)

>Drawbacks
•None
------------------

>Future
•Move-On
------------------

>Notes/Personal Journal
I've only seen a few episodes of this show, so from what little I know I decided to spend my time here going on weird adventures, fighting supervillains, making and selling crazy inventions to the government, and trying to out SCIENCE! and out MAGIC! everyone else just for fun.

Also, if anyone's interested, I decided to draw some crappy art of jumper.

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>>53099436
Thanks! The last one is especially good.
The third is one I think I'll tweak to include furthering any goal by some obtuse means. Like, somehow making homosexuality more widely accepted by teaching evolution in schools. Or devil worship through through rock music. Or witchcraft through trick or treating.

Thanks, Nika!

>>53099446
ayy lmao

>>53099534
>>53099162
This jump is going to be a fucking mess. Which I suppose will make it even closer to the source material.

Godspeed you crazy bastard.

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>>53099135
I write embarrassingly large stories that I'm almost certain no one reads all the way through because I think my stuff is pretty bad. Katawa Shoujo just passed ten pages and I'm still setting up the main characters. Like, seriously, who's going to read all that?

But it entertains me to run through these scenarios, so I'll keep doing it.

>>53099176
That's a pretty neat idea. At least to help people get started on a non-standard chain. I'm saving that for later.

>>53099371
>Decade stares at his Companions.

Okay, this made me laugh my ass off. Because, honestly, I think most Jumpers must have had a moment like that at least once in their chain. And I find that so very, very amusing.

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>>53099586
I'm actually kind of worried people won't get some of the references. Since, you know, I'm willing to bet not many people have slogged through all the tracts.

>>53099633
I'd read 10 pages of jump fiction or hell even a mediocrely done jumpchain webcomic.

>>53099648
Oh I know I won't get most of the references, but I'm just going to take you at your word at this point. The other option is to actually read the damn things myself and I refuse on principle.

>>53099648
I'm gonna be honest, I probably won't. But the sheer amount of dedication you've put into this is really impressive. Also, I'm a little worried about you. You doing okay, buddy? How you holding up?

>>53099633

Well, there's a couple of people doing Jumpchain stories over on Spacebattles, and they get a decent number of readers.

Quality isn't that important when it comes to popularity - if you enjoy writing it, chances are that someone will enjoy reading it.

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>>53099674
Well, that makes me feel a little bit less autistic. Thanks Anon.

>>53099771
Fair enough. It's not like I really write to gain any kind of popularity. But it is nice to know someone else is enjoying it. Makes the creative process more fun.

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>>53099682
There was one tract that made me laugh which I think was actually intended to be funny.
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0072/0072_01.asp

>>53099693
>How you holding up?
>God's wrath literally being poured out of a test tube by an angel on a cloud.
I just can't anymore.

>>53099176
I thought companions would already get resurrected according to Quicksilver?

>>53099922
Normally, but a some people don't use the same resurrection rules.

>>53099814
Looking forward to overthrowing God here.

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>>53100063
He's literally omnipotent within the scope of His creation.
How exactly are you planning to cast Him down?

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What's up, bitches?

I need some opinions on one of the Warrior capstones:

The Brave and The Bodolf (600 CP): You sought power. Power beyond your form and your kind. Somehow, be it through the machinations of a dark god or simply by chancing upon forgotten knowledge, you found a method to gain such power. In your lust for strength, you tracked down a great beast – a dragon at the edge of the world. Engaging in a hard-fought battle, the stuff that would have been sang of in legends for millennia had it occurred in older times, you slew the great serpent. Cutting its hearts from its chest, you changed a spell in a forgotten tongue and drank the dragon’s fiery blood. In doing so, you found the strength you so craved.
When your adrenaline flows, you undergo a transformation. Gaining several hundred pounds of muscle mass and several feet of height, your skin turns as black as night and your eyes glow red like burning coals. In this form, your strength and durability are massively increased, making you one of the strongest and tougher beings in this world. But you also lose yourself to rage, consumed as a berserker until eventually the rage subsides or you are knocked unconscious, returning you to your original form. You may be able to learn control over these transformations, but for now… try to stay calm.

Rolled 2 (1d8)

>>53098856
>>53098765
24. Kill la Kill

- Club: Anything {Crafts/Blacksmithing?}
- Background: Drop-In <Free>
- Drop-In Perks: Chef <Free>, Stunt Driver <Discount, 900 left>
- Other Perks: Makolingual <800 left>, Trapper <600 left>
- Companions: Classmates {The Magician Girl} <300 left>
- Items: Life Fiber Blade <0 left>
- Future: ???

>Bulbasaur here! Everyone's fine now. Or, uh. They would be if they weren't busy.
>Plum didn't tell me much. Lemme see if I remember how she said it...
>"The school is evil, clothes ate everybody and thank Horakhty for illusion magic. We gotta go. Keep an eye on the Dood Squad."
>...yeah, I think that's it. Good to see she's back to normal, though! Hahaha. Wait, what's that big red thing up there?

>1. Supernatural
>2. Lyrical Nanoha
>3. Nichijou
>4. Generic Children's Television
>5. JoJo's Bizzare Adventure
>6. R-Type
>7. Spice and Wolf
>8. Muppet Treasure Island

>Queue:

>>53100144
>Bodolf

Hang on what jump is this?

>>53100125
No idea, but Jack Chick comics seem to think that atheists are a very real threat to him, somehow. So there must be some way to do it.

>>53100144
So literally a magic Hulk? Cool.

>>53100125
Eh, to be honest I was kind of assuming there would be a drawback or something that would give you the chance to overthrow Him, given how He's such an asshole. Well, we do have a few post-spark omnipotent wishes, so I suppose worse comes to worst I can just wait until then, but...

Also this >>53100173.

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>>53100169
Marvel Magic. Is there a Bodolf in something else similar?

>>53100178
Yup.

>>53100195
I had forgotten that that was going to be a thing but only a certain type of jumper is going to be interested in losing Your mind and becoming a rage monster, in exchange for being better at fighting

>>53099135
I just make my builds and then daydream/imagine stuff happening.

>>53100224
The kind of jumper who already has rage control perks?

>>53100224
Just having enough focus/discipline/willpower will help a lot with controlling yourself.

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>>53100173
>Jack Chick comics seem to think that atheists are a very real threat to him, somehow
I've read over 200 tracts, and feel compelled to tell you that you are wrong.
Atheists exist to either get converted to believing in Christ, or else get mad at Christians for being "bigoted" or convinced to ignore the Christian, then die and end up in Hell.

>>53100261
yeah, but part of the overall design philosophy of this game is that No jump should ever be built with the assumption that the jumper Taking it has taken previous Jumps, it's gotta be As modular as possible
>>53100303
Okay well that's a thing. A lot of jumpers have at least

>>53100317
What am I thinking of, then? Blasphemers? Heretics? I know there's something that he treats as a threat to God.

>>53100322
Bancho, the perk itself says that you can eventually learn to control it. You don't need previous jumps to use it.

>>53100317
Is there a Cthulu Tract drawback?

>>53100341
I feel like this is the sort of thing where any real threats to God end up getting snuffed out in whatever Tract they get brought up in.

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>>53100360
There is. It's called "A Different Kind of Apocalypse".

Are there any examples of what would actually be able to harm someone who went through with the final ritual of the Third Magic? They need to be able to attack a a being existing in a higher dimension, but besides the insanity that is Umineko I can't think of anything else right now.

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>>53091609

Location: Motel Room
Age: 11
Origin: Wanderer

Perks:
Age is no barrier (Free)
Well Adjusted (Free)
Zenryuko Zenkai! (100)
Anti-AMF (100)
Blood of Kings - Sagebrecht (300)
Natural Potential - AA (100)
Telepathy (Free)
Deviceless (300)
Ancient Belken (Free)
Local Magic System (Free)

Stuff:
Stack of Cash (Free)
Sponsored by Pizza Hut (Free)
My Friends and Me - Zerakule and Flare (50)

Device - The Wizard's Hat: 800 DP (50)
Wearable Type - Wizard Hat
Standby Form - Normal Wizard Hat
Device Form - Mechanical Wizard Hat
Alternate Mode - Total Defense (100)
Basic, Armed, Storage (100)
Auto Repair, Auto Guard, Blaster System (300)
Tank Form (100)
Efficiency Boost x4 (200)

Zerakule: Backwater, Gift Of Flight, Anti AMF, Aces of Aces, AA Power Level.

Flare: Civilian, What's Old is New Again, Screening Process, Renaissance Girl, Device Meister, B power level.

>The magic here is quite marvelous, although it's mathematics could do with some work.
>>How so?
>Quite simply they lack access to the more Arcane aspects of observing the universe. Now they quite simply do have vast information that I am certain will benefit my own magics, but they seem to be somewhat...
>>Lacking in some more mystical effects?
>Indeed. You can tell since their first choice for combat is lasers.
>>WHAT'S WRONG WITH LASERS?
>Nothing, it just lacks the subtlety I prefer.
>>YES, I CAN TELL FROM HOW MANY TIMES YOU USE YOUR POWER WORD SPELLS.
>It's not my fault that they can't block non-projectile based attacks.
>>It is a notable flaw in their magic system, although you have to admit, a Fireball is nothing in comparison to their Bombardment spells.
>Yes, I do have to admit that. They're better than the bluntest school of Magic.
>>WELL I'M GOING TO GO CUT THINGS WITH MY NEW LASER SWORD WHILE YOU TWO NERDS NERD OUT OVER NERD SHIT.
>Have fun Zerakule.

Roll list
1.Grim Fandango
2.Terminator
3.Anima Beyond Fantasy
4.Age of Mythology
5.League of Legends
6.R-Type
7.The Room
8.Super Mario RPG

Queue:

>>53100341
There is literally nothing that I can recall. There are plenty of threats to human souls, but nothing that could threaten God. All of these threats to human souls are treated seriously, though. Witchcraft, rock music, drugs, Islam, Masons, Catholics, Harry Potter novels, Halloween, homosexuality, evolution - they're all a big deal in the tracts, because they can lead people to "die in their sins". and Demons are apparently invisible ugly things that influence the heart of men to accept these. But they're only a threat to the unsaved, not to God, or even to Christians, who can basically no-sell the works of Satan and evil spirits by calling on Jesus.

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>>53100341
I haven't read any more Chick Tracts than the especially memetic ones, but I'm pretty sure Jack subscribed to the belief that his god was absolutely perfect and omnipotent.

And I don't mean omnipotent like the /jc/ meme word we like to throw around as a synonym for "relly stronk", I mean it in the sense that, "Jack thought God was infallible, because he's the fucking Christian God, and if you go into a church in real life and ask how to suplex God, they're liable to ask you to leave -- and Jack was way more hardcore than most of the people you'll talk to just walking into a random church."

I genuinely don't think you can fight God. He's fucking God.
Your best defense is really that he seems pretty content to sit on his ass until people die, and then judge them and send them to hell because one time they kissed a boy out of wedlock.
So, y'know. ... you could probably fuck up the actual planet Earth pretty bad and he'd just sit there on his throne judging the people you sent to him.

>>53100317
>I've read over 200 tracts
This is like the start of a very bizarre copypasta.

>>53100448
>Masons, Catholics
I'm going to guess he's Baptist?

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>mfw GotG Volume 2

Okay, Ego claiming he's a Celestial is one thing, but we saw the head of a Celestial as a space station in the first movie. On top of that, we saw a Celestial use the Power Stone in a flashback. So it's pretty well looking like he's a delusional asshole.

So to the anon asking to be a Celestial child, hate to say it but I think it's gonna get turned down due to the ambiguous and contradicting tidbits of information we have. That and the fact that it all goes away at the end of the movie would make it a useless purchase.

Either way, time to begin work again, with some fixes due to the critique I received. ETA is tomorrow, guaranteed.

>>53100448
Hey how badly would God get annoyed if the flow of souls stopped and everyone started just getting reincarnated before he could judge them?

>>53100553
I think messing with his ability to do the one thing he actually does would at least annoy him yeah.

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>>53100510
God will occasionally destroy a bar or divert a car in response to prayers, and His servants seem to be directed by a higher power towards the unfortunates who are in need of saving with suspicious regularity. Beyond that, though, he does seem pretty content to wait for Satan to take over (even more), and then rain down wrath.
He doesn't do the Sodom and Gomorrah treatment anymore, apparently. But it is kind of ambiguous as to whether or not AIDS and hurricanes are the work of God.

>>53100510
How many multiverses has he destroyed? How many dimensions does he exists at the same time?

There are lots of 'omnipotents' in fiction. Does not mean they're actually that.

Even God-man is not actually omnipotent.

>>53100579
like enough to get Him to come after me and destroy the infrastructure doing it?

>>53100542
>I'm going to guess he's Baptist?
I think he's just against most organized religion, and has a special hard-on for Catholics, Mormons, and other "not Christian in HIS opinion" groups. He advocates the King James Bible as the only version of the Word of God that hasn't been tampered with, though. Make of that what you will.

>>53100549
There is a guy cosplaying as a celestial in the last Thor trailer. Or maybe he is one.

We will see.

>>53099438
>Distant Sky Gauntlet
Oh boy. Yeah. Having read it all, it's my advice just to take the "no rewards" drawback, and then rescue whoever you can and either nope out or fix the planet if you possess that power level.

>>53100510
>>53100591
It's rather frustrating, since Chick Tract God is a total asshole, but there's nothing you can do to actually to help people suffering from his dickery.

>>53100146
25. Lyrical Nanoha

- Age: 17 years
- Origin: Wanderer <Free>
- Wanderer Perks: Age Is No Barrier <Free>, Well Adjusted <Free>, Zenryoku Zenkai! <Discount, 900 left>, Friendly Rivalry <Discount, 750 left>, I CAN BE SHOT <Discount, 550 left>, Power of Friendship <Discount, 250 left>
- Magic Perks: Natural Potential A <Free>, Telepathy <Free>
- System: Mid-Childan <Free?>
- Spells: Shooting-Type <Free>, Bombardment-Type <Free>, Magic-Enhanced Attacks <Free>, Barriers and Shields <Free>, Capture-Type <Free>
- Items: Stack of Cash <Free>, Sponsored By Pizza Hut <Free>, Infinite Library Priority Access <200 left>
- Companions: My Friends and Me {EVERYONE} <0 left>
- Device: Weapon-Type Handling <Free>, Standby Form {Import Fragrant Ring} <500 DP left>, Device Form {Import Wonder Wand} <400 DP left>, Standalone Flight Mode <200 DP left>, Armed <150 DP left>, Storage <100 DP left>, Auto-Repair <Free>, Tank Form <0 DP left>
- Future: Move On?

>Companion builds and Companion Devices excluded due to character limit, next post

>>53100549
Not the anon who asked about the celestial child thing, but to be fair Celestials shapeshifting could explain that. In the comics aren't the Celestials actually higher dimensional or something, and inside the armor it's like an entire dimension full of living things? For all we know Ego was just born too far away to learn how to make the big armours that could contain his form.

Also the MCU isn't exactly known for being faithful to canon. Their Whiplash is sort of an amalmagram of Crimson Dynamo too, there's a fake Mandarin running around who invented the Extremis virus-and Dormamu of all people is presented as something on the scale of Shuma-Gorath.

Don't really care about the perk but I'm just saying-given the movies tend to simplify and condense things, I'ma believe he's a Celestial until proven otherwise.

>>53100510
There's no such thing as "omnipotent" in Jumpchain.

>>53100602
I dunno, probably tell you to knock it off first since that's usually what he does before raining fire down. He always sends a warning before interfering himself. He did it with Sodom and Gomorrah, he did it with the Plagues, he did it with the Great Flood.

So at the very least you'll have a warning before he does something.

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>>53100596
Well, it depends on what you think Jack would say. Jack was full on crazy. He'd probably say "as many as he wants" and "all of them", because Jack was fucking crazy as shit and your argument would have just pissed him off.

Honestly if he were still alive and had heard there was a jumpchain being written about his comic strips, he'd have probably written one just to talk about how no JUMPER will escape the wrath of GOD, and all are EQUAL IN HIS SIGHT.

He was that kindof guy.

>>53100652
Current Celestials are just rogue servants of an old Eternity when it was just a singular universe.

>>53100510
There's a handful of perks out there that make it so absolutes aren't absolute anymore. Just saying.

>>53100596
For reals-when has God-Man ever failed at anything?

>>53100652
>Dormamu of all people is presented as something on the scale of Shuma-Gorath.
...I mean, is he not? Isn't he supposed to be some huge threat to multiple universes?

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>>53100627
Well, you could always try to make the world a better place in spite of his dickishness. You'd probably get the support of the Fallen for doing so, too.
Actually, God might get pissy about you countermanding his desire for man to "toil, and live by the seat of his brow" after being exiled from The Garden of Eden.

>>53100678
>For reals-when has God-Man ever failed at anything?

He got beaten up by a Paradox guy, but then God-God Man rescued him so...

>>53100617
Makes sense.

>>53100668
Wait, he's dead? Huh.

>>53100619
Man, what was even up with that?

>>53100652
>Also the MCU isn't exactly known for being faithful to canon.
I was talking within the MCU setting itself, NOT the comics. It'd be stupid to correlate it to comic canon all things considered. But at this point, the point is that there's too little we know and conflicting facts within the setting itself. Plus it relied on Ego being alive for the Light to remain. I don't think I could find a way to justify it sticking around other than "lol fiat".

>>53100678
>For reals-when has God-Man ever failed at anything?

The Paradox guy defeated him. There had also been many times in the comic when he plainly admites his incompetence to do something.

>>53100668
Again, this is just another case of Jumpchain > setting. There is no other way that this can go or otherwise many perks wouldn't make sense.

>>53100687
I think Shuma-Gorath is a bit more powerful, but they both have their own 'special universe' that goes around devouring other universes.

>>53100712
Died just last year, October 23rd, yeah.

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>>53100687
Well...don't get me wrong he IS, but. The comics generally make him look like this flamey skullheaded dark lord dude, not a literal sentient universe. All things being equal Strange can find some loophole to fight on par with him.

But. On the other hand, according to Defendors he's one sister away from having enough cosmic power to beat up Eternity, then burrow into him like a chestburster and remake the universe.

Speaking of which, Defendors 2005 is hilarious and also reminds me a lot of what potatoes might actually look. Everyone talks all the shit, and eventually gets hit. Pic related.

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>>53100704
>Make the world a veritable paradise
>Chick Tract God throws a temper tantrum because it goes against what he wants

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Jump # 80 Mother
Location: Podunk
Age: 10
Gender: Female
Background: Village Kid (50)
Perks:
*Dangerous Guy (0)
*PSI (200)
*Rolling Counter (150, Discount)
*Ultimate PSI (300) With Mind Bullets!
Equipment
*Franklin Badge (300)

It almost seems cliché to call a place I wind up odd. Something about this world though seemed like it was out of a child’s dream. We met the protagonist of this world Ness and teamed up with him and his friends.

We fought undead, Hippies, Bag Ladies, Dogs and Aliens until we finally made it to the mothership.
So it turns out Giygas’ weakness was singing… I am a bard. Yeah I hammed it up a bit but this is the first time the big bad ran away crying. I actually felt sort of bad for him.

We rescued the Adults… I never did find out why they sent a Kid off to do all of this, You would think Parents would be against their child going in to such dangerous situations but I suppose there are a lot of worlds I could say that for.

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>>53100713
Well, we don't know about Celestials to actually say what is and what isn't one. The only actual entity referred as such (the skull of a death one) was much bigger than the one we see destroying a planet using the Infinity Stone.

So maybe he was just a shit-tier celestial or like the neo!Beyonder, some kind of failed experiment of other Celestials using Celestial's DNA.

Not the same anon arguing for a Celestial perk, but you could add something like being able to do things that Mortals aren't supposed to? Something like using Infinity stones and the similar in other worlds?

>>53100744
>that image
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Dormammu. I'd be a little freaked out too if I saw the 'blood' of one of the most powerful beings in the multiverse.

Besides, that looks really cool, how is it 'ick' anyway?!

>>53100713
And all I'm saying is I don't think it's THAT much of a contradiction assuming Celestials all have similar levels of matter manipulation. For all we know Ego just preferred to be a planet rather than a big guy.

Like I said, I don't care either way about the perk.

>>53100718
I think Dormamu actually calls on Shuma to power some of his spells.

Oh, and because of some IP jiggering because Howard and Lovecraft were penpals, and Marvel apparently has the rights to Conan, Shuma is a GREAT OLD ONE. For reference, the other Great Old Ones explicitly dwarf Cthulhu by orders of magnitude. Not only that, but he's the LEADER of the other Many-Angled Ones.

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>>53100793
Well, for starters Dormammu isn't saying that. Dormammu's the one trying to point out what a big deal it is. That's his big sister, Umar.

And presumably because that's Eternity's blood spilling everywhere. Actually because Umar's playing him for a sucker

>>53100711
I thought it was Super God Man who saved him.

>>53100144
I like the idea behind it, but it seems not nearly as good as being Ghost Rider with full power and control over your Angel/Spirit. Or being half Elder God. Not to mention the drawback of going berserk. Did that Bodolf guy have any other abilities?

>>53100687
Shuma's a few orders of magnitude beyond Dormammu, but they're effectively both "superpowerful magic demon that wants to use their dimension to devour other dimensions and rule everyone as a dark god". I thought the portrayal in the movie was pretty consistent with the threat he posed in the classic comics. Though his actual portrayal was pretty different.

>>53100729
Huh. Too bad the crazy bastard didn't have a Twitter account. I bet the ramblings from his last days would have been some shit.

>>53100803
There's a lot of stuff that's part of Marvel that you wouldn't expect. Like, Marvel doesn't have the rights to use the name anymore, but Godzilla exists in the Marvel universe. Those stories where the Avengers fought him with their giant robot are totally canon. The King of the Monsters is just off chilling on an island where no one bothers him, these days, he could show up again if the writers ever really wanted him to. They'd just have to never say his name.

>>53100839
No, that's what I'm saying, I agree with Dormammu. It's the blood of the most powerful being who ever existed, 'ick' isn't a proper response-

Oh. That makes sense.

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Rolled 4 (1d8)

Time for more Stalwart D. Tiger adventures!

Last Time: Tiger went to Sword and Sorcery and craved his name into Legend. Him and Ammy proceeded to beat down corrupt and mercurial Gods, crowning themselves King and Queen of those who remained. Then they proceeded to bring the world more in line with their vision, not that their vision was always aligned. Then Tiger went to Monster Hunter where he made things from the corpses of other things, so basically what he does normally as a hobby.

1.Dragonlance
2.Pacific Rim
3.Heist
4.Jojo
5.Beyblade
6.Persona 5
7.Peter Pan
8.Mario

Gonna need a replacement.

>>53100668
Sounds like you'd have an easier time trying to beat CWC in Sonichu than beating Chick Tract God desu
Also, I almost feel like the jump would need some sort of free perk that makes it so he doesn't notice you unless you were to go to Heaven to challenge him or something because he sounds like the kind of deity that would smite you for just showing up due to being an "aberration in His universe" or something.

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>>53100781
Man, fucked if I know. I'd need to think about it. I'mma get back to fixing shit and finishing the table.

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>>53100803
>Oh, and because of some IP jiggering because Howard and Lovecraft were penpals, and Marvel apparently has the rights to Conan, Shuma is a GREAT OLD ONE. For reference, the other Great Old Ones explicitly dwarf Cthulhu by orders of magnitude. Not only that, but he's the LEADER of the other Many-Angled Ones.

Except in Marvel the Great Old Ones are just from a Chaos dimension. While Lovecraft's outer gods are outside the concepts of space and time.

He is not Azathoth, and the Many Angled Ones are not Azathoth's court. They're just another bunch of universal conquerors.

Full power Dormammu and Shuma-Gorath aren't that different. Shuma-Gorath would probably come on top, but it wouldn't be a stomp.

>>53100425
Anything that could attack the soul could work, probably

>>53100510
>Take the Sky Palace in Actraiser
>Take the dead to the heaven in it

>>53100897
That Ogre jump Val put out

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>>53100921
oh, need to finish this.
>Take the Sky Palace in Actraiser
>Take the dead to the heaven in it
>Watch as god gets super mad that you're stealing his job

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>>53100897
>Stalwart D. Tiger is going to Jojo
Oh no. How the fuck am I gonna turn "Stalwart D. Tiger of the Sagacious Dawn" into "Jojo"?

>>53100921
Fine, accepted.

>>53100921
>>Take the Sky Palace in Actraiser
>>Take the dead to the heaven in it
Isn't there only room in there for a few million souls?

>>53100955
It's some number like 999*999*999*999*999 souls or something like that? I'm pretty sure the asterisk is supposed to stand for the exponent.

>>53100955
It can hold nine hundred ninety six billion five million nine hundred ninety six thousand and one souls at max. I think.

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>>53100946
Well, you could make it Stalwart Dio Tiger.

>>53100921
Did you actually read my post? The ritual ascends the soul of the user, meaning normal attacks would not even be able to reach it. I was asking which people would be able to attack beings in a higher dimension.

>>53100876
Oh right, my mistake. Fair enough.

>>53100875
I'm a little impressed that rather than solve the problem with biggatons, the Marvel superhero's response to Shuma has been more or less "hope that fucker never gets a big enough window into our reality so we can keep beating up his puny avatars"

>>53100913
>just from a Chaos dimension

To be fair given how flexible the meaning of a dimension is in comics that doesn't necessarily contradict anything else. And hey, I never said he was an outer god.

I...don't never said they were either, again. I'm just saying even regular Great Old Ones are hardcore.

I somehow doubt that when sans-external-god-powers Dormammu apparently can be beaten by Strange in a straight up duel where Strange has backup from Umar.

>>53101017
>Implying
OCC: I love Hamon too much to do that
IC: Ammy is going to take control of Tiger's choices, again.

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How asymmetric is your default appearance, Jumpers?

>>53100946
Well, what language did Stalwart Tiger use in Creation? You could always say that the written version of it allows multiple meanings depending on how you write it, like how it works in Japanese. That's how Part 4 got a second Jo out of the name Higashikata.

>>53100974
No, the carat (this symbol: ^) is exponentiation. An asterisk is multiplication. So the Sky Palace holding 999*999*999*999 souls means the total number is a bit over 996 trillion. Still more than enough to hold everyone on Earth, though, for many generations.

>>53100445

Oh in the land of the dead, heck boy ain't it grand?

Location: Eighth Underworld
Age: 12
Origin: Newly Departed

Perks: 700
You're dead! (Free)
Dia de Muertos (100)
Los Angelitos (100)
Saintly Sympathy (200)
Four Year Journey Of The Soul (300)

Stuff: 400
The Excelsior Line (Free)
Big Bands, Bebop, and Bones (100)
Mass Death - Zerakule, Flare (300)

Drawbacks: (+100)
They're all after the same thing, except you! (+100)

ZERAKULE: Great Demon, Spirit Of The Land, TO DRIVE!, LIKE EAGLES ON POGOSTICKS!, AND I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT TO THE ENGINES?, SPEED IS THE FOOD OF THE GREAT JUMPER!

Flare: Travel Agent, You're Dead!, Sales Experience, It's Got Potential, For I Am The Grim Reaper, Point-And-Click Protagonist.

>So, how's business?
>>I'm still annoyed you killed me.
>Only technically!
>>It doesn't help that Zerakule is constantly tinkering with his car now, I was expecting him to be a gangster.
>What can I say, he found his spirit animal.
>>*Loud VROOMING in the background*
>>YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>I really shouldn't have given him inspiration.
>As long as he's having fun.

Roll list
1.
2.Terminator
3.Anima Beyond Fantasy
4.Age of Mythology
5.League of Legends
6.R-Type
7.The Room
8.Super Mario RPG

Queue: Need a new jump for the 1 Slot.

>>53101051
I hang low and to the left so pretty asymmetrical.

>>53101022
Can't help you there, then.

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>>53100744
Remind me, but didn't they hand wave it with some "cosmic event" that "tilted the cosmic axis" and temporarily drastically weakened Eternity?

>>53100872
No, I mean, it turned a normal human into a magic-based Hulk that beat the shit out of (albeit a relatively young and lacking Mjolnir) Thor. It'd be a bigger strength/durability boost than Elder God Hybrid (unless you're a god of Strength like Thor is) and would definitely physically outclassed even an unbound Ghost Rider at the cost of obviously not having the hax that a Rider would.

>>53101023
Well technically Strange actually killed him by becoming Shuma-Gorath and then killing himself before he was corrupted. But then they both came back because, I mean, comics.

>>53100425
I'm sure there are plenty of Elder Gods that could do it. Dealing with higher dimensions is kind of the point of being an Elder God, without it you're just some weird squid thing playing at divinity.

>>53101022
Well, the chaps me and other anon were discussing-Shuma-Gorath, the other many-angled ones and Dormammu could. Probably the Celestials too. On the DC side you got any given angel assuming it's sufficiently in favor with the Presence, the more powerful lords of Hell (and a few plot-relevant demons who just happen to know the right trick), the Endless (Dream at least has definitely fought worse), the Jin-en-Mok (immortal demons that predate Creation), the cannier magicians (John Constantine once restabilised reality by having a threesome), most of the deities (the prehistoric ones could outright grant wishes, the Japanese pantheon hijacked mythological artifacts as a font of faith) and a whole bunch of other stuff.

>>53101093
Well, Dormammu did. Nobody else really took it seriously; apparently the power differential of 2 Faltines working together is just that big of a gamechanger.

Also wasn't it the Ancient Master who did that?

>>53101104
For a second there I thought you meant the Marvel Elder Gods. Who could definitely do it too, given Gaia once bitchslapped Dormammu for getting uppity.

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>>53100718
> Again, this is just another case of Jumpchain > setting.
Well, the original topic was, "Aren't atheists considered dangerous to God?", and the answer was, "No, nothing in that setting is dangerous to God. He's God."
It's God, as depicted by real world religions -- who absolutely throw around the omni- words around like they're candy and mean them -- and then further wankified by an insane man with a sketchbook.
So at that point, I'm saying that if you want to beat him up, you basically have to outside context problem something a belligerent religious extremist made up to auto-win his arguments, while going directly into his setting where he has all this power, and simultaneously doing a "My God can beat up your God".

And you can do that? But it seems in poor taste, even by our usual standards of taste. That's like going over to Chris-chan's house and punching him while saying "NOW I'M THE SONICHU"
Nobody really wins in that situation, anon.

But if you really want, might I suggest picking up Lord of Light's Noble Eightfold Path, Nightmare City's Obey Me Or Defy Me, and Percy Jackson's God Slayer?
That last one specifically becomes more effective the more powerful the God in question is.

>>53101055
Generic Dungeon Builder.

>>53101054
His native tongue was a tribal-language, as his people lived far to the north and well away from the more 'populated' areas of the north. He also primarily spoke Old Realm(Both Malfean Dialect, and the dialect used by the terrestrial gods in his area)

And sure, why not. Somehow his name can have the Jojo sounds, via the magic of language.

>>53101104
Oh yeah, how could I forget about those. Although, I do tend to stay away from settings that feature them prominently, so I should be safe.

>>53101121
Well, that's the usual comics bullshit I guess. Shouldn't be surprised that that also got a lot of dimensional fuckery. Luckily DC Occult and Justice League Dark offer more than enough power to defend against that stuff.

>>53101054
>Still more than enough to hold everyone on Earth, though, for many generations.
Some 18000 years if we assume somewhat comparable amounts of people dying globally, yeah. Should be enough to last a jumper for quite a while... Except in space settings.

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>>53101051
Um.

>>53101155
>"NOW I'M THE SONICHU"
Thank you for this.

>>53101121
>Also wasn't it the Ancient Master who did that?
Pretty sure it was Strange. The Ancient One just became one with Eternity.

>>53101192
I would not recommend using stuff you got from DC Occult to get into dick measuring contests with the Principalities and Many-Angled-Ones and what have you, anon.

>>53100974
https://www.wolframalpha.com

this is for your math stuff,trust me . Once you figure out what math directly have to do, it'll do it for you

>>53101051
my Jumper is in fact perfectly symmetrical except for the beard, it just kind of hard to tell. Since his features can only be discerned through silhouette or contrast.

>>53101093
Thor beat Bodolf once he serioused up. Not to mention he's rarely stated to be a God of Strength. Generally it's just Storms or Thunder. Plus, given how fast Thor is when he is in his own book or not jobbing to a more popular character, wouldn't Bodolf need to be kinda fast to not get obliterated?

Either way, I just noticed the second sentence, which suggests that it's basically a superform whether you're a human or a half whatever. So I guess it'll be useful regardless of whether you are already have one of the other perks.

>>53100640
=============================
- Maya/Dark Magician Girl: Wanderer, Age Is No Barrier <Free>, Well Adjusted <Free>, Zenryoku Zenkai! <Discount, 300 left>, Power Of Friendship <Discount, 0 left>, Mid-Childan System
- Maya's Device: Weapon Handling, Shooting Mode <500 DP left>, Auto-Repair <Free>, Elemental Affinity {Fire} <0 DP left>
- Berry: Wanderer, Age Is No Barrier <Free>, Well Adjusted <Free>, Zenryoku Zenkai! <Discount, 300 left>, Power Of Friendship <Discount, 0 left>, Mid-Childan System
- Berry's Device: Weapon Handling, Shooting Mode <500 DP left>, Auto-Repair <Free>, Elemental Affinity {Fire} <0 DP left>
- Lemon: Wanderer, Age Is No Barrier <Free>, Well Adjusted <Free>, Zenryoku Zenkai! <Discount, 300 left>, Power Of Friendship <Discount, 0 left>, Mid-Childan System
- Lemon's Device: Weapon Handling, Shooting Mode <500 DP left>, Auto-Repair <Free>, Elemental Affinity {Fire} <0 DP left>
- Apple: Wanderer, Age Is No Barrier <Free>, Well Adjusted <Free>, Zenryoku Zenkai! <Discount, 300 left>, Power Of Friendship <Discount, 0 left>, Mid-Childan System
- Apple's Device: Weapon Handling, Shooting Mode <500 DP left>, Auto-Repair <Free>, Elemental Affinity {Fire} <0 DP left>
- Chocolate: Wanderer, Age Is No Barrier <Free>, Well Adjusted <Free>, Zenryoku Zenkai! <Discount, 300 left>, Power Of Friendship <Discount, 0 left>, Mid-Childan System
- Chocolate's Device: Weapon Handling, Shooting Mode <500 DP left>, Auto-Repair <Free>, Elemental Affinity {Fire} <0 DP left>
- Kiwi: Wanderer, Age Is No Barrier <Free>, Well Adjusted <Free>, Zenryoku Zenkai! <Discount, 300 left>, Power Of Friendship <Discount, 0 left>, Mid-Childan System
- Kiwi's Device: Weapon Handling, Shooting Mode <500 DP left>, Auto-Repair <Free>, Elemental Affinity {Fire} <0 DP left>

>Cont.

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>>53101055

Probably some things I could comment on. Yes, Flare was in fact a skeleton Dragon. Nobody wanted to mess with the Draconic Grim Reaper.

Also, I'm thankful I've managed to evade The Room jump for so long, but now that I've mentioned it it's probably jinxed.

Roll list
1.Generic Dungeon Builder
2.Terminator
3.Anima Beyond Fantasy
4.Age of Mythology
5.League of Legends
6.R-Type
7.The Room
8.Super Mario RPG

Queue:

>>53101051
I got a single damn arm and my name in Fallen London is The Unequal Man, how symmetrical do you THINK I look like.

>>53101250
What's so bad about The Room? Isn't it pretty much just 10 years IRL with some notably odd individuals?

What powers increase with age? I want to troll the demon from SDS who's power is rapidly aging anyone who kills in his presence.

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Hey jumpers.

Given later in the chain, jumpers can kill gods, you'd have to bet some shmucks would think of you as a god.

What religions have you started, and what myths do they have about you (How you created the world or whatever)?

>>53101225
I mean you could probably do it with a few decades of training with Greatest Magician and the Helmet you can purchase or the real Helm of Fate. Especially since the Many-Angled-Ones are only at full power in their native dimension.

>>53101233
>Thor beat Bodolf once he serioused up.
True. But the fact he did it at all is impressive.

>Not to mention he's rarely stated to be a God of Strength.
Yeah, but that's because Thor, God of Thunder rolls off the tongue nicely. I'm going wirh the interpretation that he is a god of strength, just because it makes sense.

Also it'll be cheaper relatively speaking than being an Elder God Hybrid, because you can get a discount on it from a free origin whereas EGH is either full price for a human/demon or discounted for a god which already costs a few hundred CP.

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>>53101235
- The Dood Squad: Civilian, What's Old Is New Again <Free>, Screening Progress <Free>, Well-Learned (Architecture) <Discount, 300 left>, Device Meister <Discount, 0 left>, Mid-Childan System
- The Doods' Device: Auxilliary Control-Type Handling {Wrench}, Standby Form <Free>, Device Form <Free>, Intelligent <500 DP left>, Auto-Repair <Free>, Unison Device <100 DP left>, Sonic Boost <50 DP left>, Defenser Plus <0 DP left>
- Bulbasaur: Wanderer, Age Is No Barrier <Free>, Well Adjusted <Free>, Zenryoku Zenkai! <Discount, 300 left>, Power Of Friendship <Discount, 0 left>, Mid-Childan System
- Bulbasaur's Device: Weapon Handling, Shooting Mode <500 DP left>, Auto-Repair <Free>, Elemental Affinity {Fire} <0 DP left>
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>Plum here! Finally got a breather. I've gotta say, we really pulled through! But there's someone who wants to talk to you.

>Bulbasaur here! I. Love. Pizza. You know what else is great? This Device doodad we all got.
>"Did someone say 'dood,' dood?"
>No, just - wait, is that another one?
>"Yeah, dood! We're getting Apple's fixed up, dood!"
>...do you end all your sentences with 'dood?'
>"Can't help it, dood!"
>Ah, whatever. So, Plum, you wanna tell 'em?
>Yeah. The magic here is so varied, so powerful... it's amazing! Aaand we've just been informed that we can render all of our spells utterly non-lethal.
>You know what that means, don't you? Maya doesn't have to hold back. Even throwing Dark Aether behind our Seven-Color Magician Girls' Burning Magic doesn't mean anyone will die.
>An' my Solarbeam doesn't hurt anyone too bad, neither! Now we don't have to worry about throwing too much power around!
>I'm glad for that. If only the Spellcasters back home could reverse-engineer whatever's been done to us to let us do that. Can you imagine?


>1. Supernatural
>2.
>3. Nichijou
>4. Generic Children's Television
>5. JoJo's Bizzare Adventure
>6. R-Type
>7. Spice and Wolf
>8. Muppet Treasure Island

>Queue:

Need a new 2.

>>53101308
>some shmucks would think of you as a god.
Because you are? If you have all the qualifications, why wouldn't you be? It's really only a huge deal in monotheistic settings.

>>53101308
Why would I wanna start a religion? It's not like believing in me will help these people any more than believing in anything else.

>>53101311
At that point you could probably take Dormammu on earth. Trying to throw biggatons at Shuma or Chthon is just asking for an ass whooping.

>>53101311
>only at full power

Isn't it more that they're only FULLY THERE in their home dimension? The one time they crawled outside of it they started beating to death other cosmic entities with Galactus' corpse.

>>53101308
I'll start a religion when praying to me benefits the prayer.

>>53101282
Mostly a joke honestly, in general I'm really good at handling that sort of thing.

>>53101360
>implying all settings don't just have the One True God, along with demons and false idols

>>53101363
At that level of magic you have a hell of a lot more than just 'biggatons'. Even weaker normal magicians like Zatanna do.

>>53101344
>Need a new 2.
Generic Universal Monsters

Is there anything that passively allows your followers/worshipers to benefit? For example, if someone sends a prayer my way, they'll automatically get cured of any disease.

>>53101308

>What religions have you started

I started a Fair amount, some on purpose, some branches of other religions that have come to acknowledge me As a aspect of Their gods,some I got wrapped up in because I'm a demigod.

>and what myths do they have about you

Mostly stories Beginning with "banchô-Anon was drunk again and Monique wasn't around, so he had another stupid idea" That go. Kind of like Anansi Tales As written by Lewis Carroll, or "one day in A previous dimension this Local Deity was being a Dick so banchô-Anon revved up his groinsaw" which go kind of like stories of Hindu gods at war.

>How you created the world or whatever

I don't think it counts as a myth If you share the build notes and The majority of people who hear it have a decent grasp of the technologies involved does it?

>>53101362
>>53101392
When I say "started", what I mean is either directly or indirectly. So if someone sees you do magic in a mundane setting then makes a cult around you without your input, you were the catalyst for that religion.

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>>53100897
Jojo- ....Ammy, why are you dancing NOW!? "Because this is gonna be the best!" ...I'm not going to get any say in what I get here, am I? "....Bark!" YOU CAN'T TURN INTO A DOG TO ESCAPE QUESTIONS!
0/1600
Rolled for 26
Jovial Joestar- How the hell does my name change to 'jojo'? "Alternate pronuciations!" HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK!? "It just does"
Rolled Rising Stars
Free Calisthenics
Free Dynamic Entry
Free Joestar Secret Technique
Free Dramatic Persona
Free Steady Breathing
Discount Ripple Mastery- Seriously? Sunlight powers? "The sun is great!" Sure thing sunshine
Discount Infusion
The Arrowhead
Discount Red Stone of Aja- Why? "For me" ...Fine, whatever
The Map
Contact Book

They Take Notice+600- Bring. It. On.


And so being's Jowart Joger's bizarre adventure. Watch out boys and girl's, it's gonna get fucking insane.

Also, Companions get stabbed to get Stands.
No idea what Tiger's stand should be, but here is an example.

Frisk- "True Pacifist" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_ASUCKMRCk

>>53101437
There is a scenario reward in wakfu that does something like that, the thing is , it only grants 1/10000 of your power or so so you'll need a absolute conceptual immunity to disease for that to go like you plan.

>>53101362
>Not using scrying and self-duplication perks to watch over and communicate with your followers.
>Not granting anyone loyal to your faith magical favors.
>Not using pocket dimension and soul manipulation powers to create your own afterlife and empower yourself with the souls of your followers.

>>53101426
Well yeah, obviously. They win in the comics with trickery and intelligent uses. I thought you were just talking about how much power you'd need to bitch slap them.

>>53101467
>scenario
>Wakfu
Wut? I'm looking at the doc and not even seeing any scenario-like drawbacks, let alone actual scenarios.

Would a good solution to the Ghost-Blooded and evil god sword scenario in mortal heroes be to reach emerald circle sorcery and summon a bunch of demons with the task of non lethally subduing anyone who attacks me until Ten-Thousand Winter Nights has been captured?

>>53101525
it's all the way at the end.

>>53101437
Divine Intervention from Kamigawa is pretty much exactly what you're asking for.

>>53101523
But I've been to Exalted! That means I can combat anything~ :^)

If Digger happens to be on, I've got a quick question about the Shadow Realm jump.

The Monster Reborn spell under Book of Secret Arts mentions that it works as long as the target's soul is in the same realm, does being in the local afterlife count as being in the same realm? I just want to know if I need to support the spell with some kind of ghost-summoning perk.

>>53101525
The Equal Of A God? It's called. Apparently it's based on something Yugo did in the OVA's that affected the MMO where he became a full god for like five seconds or something.

Rolled 1 (1d8)

>>53101344
>>53101429

>1. Supernatural
>2. Generic Universal Monsters
>3. Nichijou
>4. Generic Children's Television
>5. JoJo's Bizzare Adventure
>6. R-Type
>7. Spice and Wolf
>8. Muppet Treasure Island

>Queue:

>>53101437
There's something for that in Innistrad.

>>53101560
Not really. Exalted is street-level at the highest.

>>53101578
that's the one.

>>53101608
At higher essence they use mountains as melee weapons anon.

>>53101620
Right, street-level.

>>53101620
I heard that if you use enough essence you can get the universe pregnant :^)

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>>53101560
Well sure, but if you've fully specced into combat Charms then how are you going to seduce Shuma-Gorath?

>>53101590
Muppet Treasure Island never.

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Rolled 8 (1d8)

>>53101456
1.Dragonlance
2.Pacific Rim
3.Heist
4.Warhammer Fantasy Ogres
5.Beyblade
6.Persona 5
7.Peter Pan
8.Mario


Gonna need another replacement.

>>53101560
No, you can defend from anything. Several times until you run out of essence and the cosmic horror squishes you.

>>53101650
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
everyone loves it

>>53101620
Proof?

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>>53101672
waow

>>53101526
Nope. Demon summoning depends on the Surrender Oaths made to the Exalted to actually /bind/ demons. A mortal... doesn't benefit from those.

At best, you could bargain with demons. Preferably by using Thaumaturgy to call them.

>What demons tolerate from mortal thaumaturges, they’re less forgiving of in mortal sorcerers. When one of the rare mortal initiates of the Circle of Emerald tries to cast Demon of the First Circle, she discovers something terrible. The spell can call the demon forth but offers no binding (as that is dependent on the pledge of servitude made to the gods and Exalts alone at the close of the Primordial War), and many demons take offense at a mortal attempting their enslavement. Demons willing to “play nice” with a properly deferential thaumaturge aren’t so willing when they’re called out of Malfeas on pretense and bidden to serve one with no right to demand service. This isn’t a secret. Mortal sorcerers who attempt a casting of Demon of the First Circle are rare in the Age of Sorrows.

>>53101661
A Turtle-Dragon-Thing is gonna get punched.

>>53101672
Heaven-Spanning Staff of the Monkey King, an Essence 5 Lunar Charm, lets you use a weapon of ANY size. It's in the Glories:Luna book.

>>53101700
Damn, could I perhaps get Solar Daughteru to get to emerald circle and do it? She is a Twilight, even if a young one.

>>53101700
Could a God-Blooded or Half-Caste take advantage?

>>53101665
That's assuming I don't have quick Essence regeneration perks. It's also assuming that Shuma is familiar with the Essence economy. If he isn't, then why would he think that continually attacking the same being will suddenly become more effective? If Gilgamesh keeps casually blocking your attacks are you going to arbitrarily assume he's drawing a limited pool of resource units and keep trying? Probably not. :^) ;^) :^)

>>53101725
Possibly, if can get a child to go through the intense study and stations needed for Sorcery? And if you're then okay with them having a bunch of contact with demons.

Anyway, probably best to bind them for a year and a day if you're doing that, instead of task-binding them. Unforseen complications can come up, and they could take... interesting interpretations of things like "non lethally".

I think Elementals can still be bound as a mortal though (not entirely sure, but don't remember anything against it), so that might be a better bet?

>>53101754
Nope, they'd still be mortals.

>>53101700
God, humans just get shat on all over in Exalted.

>>53101821
But it's street level?

>>53101830
something something your mother's street level.

>>53101830
Why you wearing a trip, bucko? You make any jumps, fool?

>>53100144
Shiiet. How strong would you be if you were a god/Gaea-spawn instead of a vanilla human?

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>>53101661
Super Mario-
0/1300
3-d
Drop-in
Free E Gadd!
Free Sportsman
Discount Warp Paintings
Super Jump
Increase Charisma
Star Power
Discount Starshroom

Your Princess is in another Castles+200
Shrunk+100- Not. One. Word. "pfft!" QUIET!


Really need a replacement for that roll.

>>53101849
I'll have you know my mother's lower-dimensional
>>53101855
They never made it past the origin choices ;(

>>53101855
Probably not. Don't you just pity him?

>>53101693
The first sentence already says it's impossible.

Also, that's 3rd Edition, which we don't have.

>>53101821
Exalts are still human. But mortals get screwed over, yes.

>>53101656
I'm sure it'll get rolled eventually.

>>53101590
26. Supernatural

- Location: Purgatory
- Origin: Drop-In <Free>
- Age: 21 years
- Drop-In Perks: Clairsentience <Discount, 950 left>, Precognition <Discount, 850 left>, Mental Projection <Discount, 650 left>, Telekinesis <Discount, 450 left>, Demon Command <Discount, 150 left>
- Items: Fan Fiction <Discount, 100 left>, Meta Fiction <Discount, 0 left>
- Future: ???

Real talk, I know basically nothing about this place besides what's in thread. Send help.

>>53101880
WHERE'S MAH NAUSICAA FOO'

>>53101884
I used to pity myself too ;^)

>>53101899
DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY THIS IS A NO BULLY ZONE.

I totally didn't lose all inspiration really early on and give up, one day I'll finish a set of Studio Ghibli jumps. I'll try to pump out a WIP Nausicaa for the end of Sunday (GMT)

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>>53099135
I go full blown autism and write up my plan for each jump in cherry tree. For the Mass Effect jump I planned to make a merc group So I started writing up a Table of organization and equipment and rank structure...

>>53101871

Have you been to Generic Horror Movie yet?

>>53101813
>if can get a child to go through the intense study
She is a Solar, my being her protective father figure is more or less a game we play because she is young and wants such a person in her life. In reality she is vastly more competent than any mortal, though the demons had better be really polite to her if they don't want a yellow jade Daiklave rammed down their throats.

>>53101830
Sort of, it is primarily street level because most campaigns don't need to go into the absolute BS that is high essence exalted. Most campaigns stay E5 or lower. Once you start heading into the realm of elder Celestials. . . things get absurd really fast. Like strangling to death beings bigger than reality kind of ridiculous.

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>>53101308
Well, there's the murder cult. I think I covered them pretty well about two threads back, but for the uninitiated, I picked up a murder cult from the Hatred Gauntlet.
Because, like, the point of the gauntlet is to just murder everybody. And then you get after-jump bonuses depending on how many people you murdered. And I decided to half-ass it and just made an extinction level event happen, which apparently counts. So I got all the things and that includes a murder cult that appears in each jump and worships me for being, like, goddess of nihilism and murder or whatever.
They are not good people, and I mostly use them for experiment fodder. They're fine with it. It's weird.

Other than that, nobody "worships" me, and I disdain worship because you're worshiping someone who spends a lot of free time under a pile of blankets playing Game Boy, but I do have that Mantra Collector from Asura's Wrath, which is keyed to Sloth, so when I take over a place completely I go out of my way to make things really convenient and automated so that everyone will get really lazy.
And when you do stuff like that, people tend to praise you, because they don't realize you're purposefully trying to make them complacent. Who needs to do stuff in a post-scarcity environment? Just look at all my lazy goat minions! So cute.
But that praise, it's more like the way Thomas Edison was praised.
I purposefully said Edison, and not Tesla. I know. That's the point.

Does that count?

>>53101821
Yeah, that's kind of Creation's deal. And since, as corrupt as Yu-Shan is, humanity's Essence is needed for the gods to do their jobs when they actually are doing them, you can't just empower everyone. Letting them have access to their own Essence means less passes on to the gods through prayer. You need to find some way to artificially synthesize Quintessence if you want to fix things for humanity.

>>53101938
Let's be honest. E5+ is the only thing /jc/ is remotely interested in.

>>53101938
Just because she's hypercompetent doesn't mean she isn't also a child. She'll be acting like a child.

>>53101933
Tiger has not, accepted.

>>53101959
Hmm, fair enough maybe I'll find another way.
Any suggestions on ways to subdue the wielder of Ten-Thousand Winter Nights?

>>53101889
Seriously, though, I don't even know what to have Plum or Bulbasaur say in-character. Also we need a new 1.


>1.
>2. Generic Universal Monsters
>3. Nichijou
>4. Generic Children's Television
>5. JoJo's Bizzare Adventure
>6. R-Type
>7. Spice and Wolf
>8. Muppet Treasure Island

>Queue:

>>53101957
I just like the pseudo-demigodhood, in addition to the large swathes of innate-ish stealth and sensory abilities.

E10 Solar vs SCP-682. Go.

>>53101999
Zootopia.

Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>53101999
>>53102027
>1. Zootopia
>2. Generic Universal Monsters
>3. Nichijou
>4. Generic Children's Television
>5. JoJo's Bizzare Adventure
>6. R-Type
>7. Spice and Wolf
>8. Muppet Treasure Island

>Queue:

>>53101999
Supernatural is basically a live action Shonen series with poorer pacing and more westernized supernatural systems.

Also, there's a WIP Generic Monster Trainer jump, but if you don't care for WIP's how about Starcraft Zerg?

>>53102022
682, Solar has better firepower but that doesn't really matter. At first neither can kill the other, then Solar runs out of essence.

>>53102022
682, every time.

>>53101950
I thought gods didn't actually need worship.

>>53102055
They don't NEED it but it is really good to have, most gods don't bother training like mortals or exalts so their essence is entirely based on their worship. Unless they decide to put the work in and become powerful on their own they remain dependent on worship to maintain their powers.

Even for those who don't need the worship to maintain their essence levels it is still good for mote recovery and provides what amounts to divine currency.

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Jump 40i: Slice of Life
Age: 16
Origin: Drop-In
Setting:
Humorous Injuries
Moe Extravaganza [900]

Perks:
Sick Episode
Rock [800]
Optimism [650]
Genre-Shift [350]

Items:
Anime Collection [300]
Phone [0]

Companions:
?

Drawbacks:
?

…huh. Something's different. I'm missing my powers and my equipment. My Warehouse is gone, too. Is this another challenge world that eats my stuff and I have to overcome some kind of trial at the end? My question is answered when I hear a school bell ring in front of me, and the sudden knowledge I was late for class again.

I arrive, and everyone looks absolutely some form of handsome or adorable. It reminds me of some of the last worlds I've been to, colorful and idyllic. I didn't mind it much, figuring that I might have cheated using Clock Up one too many times. I quickly become acquainted with a trio of friends, and their names are Yuki, Ņ̀͟͡i̷͝h̴̛͜ì̶̡l̀̕͟͞͝,̷ ̸̨͞àń̷͘͞d ̧̢N̡͟͝ờ̛̕͜t̨́̕

My companions are missing. I'm a little worried about them, but this isn't the first jump they disappeared, probably back into stasis. It happened in the last 'gauntlet' too. So they'll be fine. I'm not worried about them. I am worried about where I am, though. It has all the makings of a normal slice of life world, but as the days go on, I notice something strange.

Nothing ever changes. Days go on, people age, but every single day is just slice-of-life. No serious drama. No danger. No police reports. Nothing on the news. Many of the TV channels are just static. When I look into the mirrors, sometimes the reflections don't match the room. Other times they just stare back with a glazed look in their eyes. When I take pictures with a camera, the photos come out blurred, or just give me a black picture back.

>>53102055
No, they need it. It's just that they're supposed to get it from a communal pool that fills from general prayer. You know "thank the gods" or stuff like that. It's building their own personal cults to supply prayer that they don't need to do, they just do it out of greed.

>>53102098
Nobody else noticed. No one except Yuki. Energetic, a bit on the short side, and excited at the prospect of a mystery, she ended up becoming my deputy as we examined the rest of the world together. Discover weird little 'glitches' in reality, phenomenon that didn't match up to the rest of the world, and seeing if our friends would notice. We never did. Despite the grim implications and the fact some of these 'glitches' were, she never lost her excitement or cheer, and always consoled me when I mused about the rest of the world.

Soon, my time was up, and it was just me and Yuki. I checked my watch. Just a few minutes away. I said that I had a lot of fun, looking into the weird little problems and creepy things hidden in the world, but there were no monsters jumping out at us. Just lots of little oddities that added up in a creepy fashion. I felt a little disappointed that I never really found the answers, but…it was fun. It was fun just being myself for a while, even in a weird and static world like this.

"It really is amazing, isn't it?" Yuki asked me. "How many things make perfect sense from a distance, but when you try to make sense of it yourself, you're just as mystified and clueless as everyone else."

"…weird way to put it, but yeah. Life has a lot of mysteries like that."

"Mm. I used to think it was just philosophical jargon used to make someone or their species feel important somehow, but I think it's true."

…wait, what?

"I've made worlds like this a million times, but I can never get it right. It always comes out the same way. Everything is either too perfect or too sad. It always breaks down on its own. I could make a perfect, happy world that's so perfect and happy right down to the moment the stars go out. No disease, no suffering, no pain. Nothing at all. I once kept such a world going for trillions and trillions of millennia just to see if anything would change, and it never did. A perfect world was an empty world."

>>53102098
>sudden Zalgo-text

what

>>53101989
Aside from the aforementioned Elemental summoning (and summoning the Lesser Minions of the Eyeless Face)?

Using other sorcery... use the Silent Words of Dreams and Nightmare to fuck with their dreams too or use Droning Suggestion to hypnotise them.

In battle... Archery, blunt arrows if you want it non-lethal. Stay at range. Preferably up in the air somehow. Wings mutation, Cirrus Skiff spell, Landscape Travel charm, anything else.

>>53102116
Yuki…you're…

She smiled at me, tilting her head. "Come on, you're usually smarter than this. I dropped lots of hints, after all." Her eyes turned to the sky, which was beginning to resemble broken glass. "I don't remember when I was born, or even if I was something like a human before. I just knew that when I became aware of myself, I could do anything I wanted. I made things like puppies, rainbows, sunshine, stars, weapons, giant robots, all kinds of things. I could even make people. But it's when I made people try to be 'alive' that I kept messing up. They were one-note, practically little robots themselves. They'd be happy forever. Or sad forever. Or messed up forever. Early on, I…couldn't make it convincing. Not at all."

"It was just me, alone in my little toybox of worlds I could make. And no matter what I made, I had to live with the fact it was always just me, all by myself, and whatever I made. I made armies, I made friends, I made boyfriends, I made girlfriends…but it never felt real to me. Because I knew, deep down, that there was something I was still missing. So I went looking for it. And I found the Eternities. I found other worlds."

"I was so excited and happy, but I saw a lot of these worlds were in pain. They were hurting. Nothing like the perfect worlds I was in. So I thought, 'I should help them' and then 'that way, I'll have friends and they'll have hope. Everyone wins!'" A bitter smile formed on her lips. "But I never realized how different I was to these other worlds. When I stepped out into them for the first time…it broke. It broke into tiny little pieces, like glass. All those hopes, dreams, and that free will I could never get right…gone. Poof."

>>53098419
5. Sitcom
Drop In
Humorous
Laughter Track
One of the Gang
Straight Man
Protagonist (700)
Eyyy! (500)
How You Doin'? (100)
It's Always Sunny (-100)
Family Ties (-200)
Aspirational Workplaces (-300)
Where Everybody Knows Your Name (-400)
Do the Catchphrase, The Urkel (0)

So, it's basically ten years in a sitcom world? Shouldn't be too bad, so long as I didn't end up in one of the bad ones-

"Hey Jumper, what's up? BAZINGA!"

*laugh track, applause*

...!

*laugh track*

Going to need two replacements; trying to keep things low powered for now:

1. Food Fight
2. Fallen London
3.
4. Boktai
5. Supernatural
6. Ranma 1/2
7.
8. Legend of Spyro

>>53101989
Import a USM symbiote and web them down to immobilize them, then just take the sword out of their hands and call it a day.

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>>53102116
>MFW!

>>53102193
>MFW HARDER!

>>53102193
"I holed up in my own world for a long time after that. I had ended so much, broke so much, just from selfishly trying to reach out of my own little box. I tried calling for help. I tried seeing if anyone else would answer me. But no one did. The others, like me…they're so selfish, so cruel, so absorbed in their own little worlds. Or they didn't think at all like I do. Someone like me, who thinks and acts like a human…we're considered the runts of the litter, I guess."

"I gave up all hope. I realized I'd never be able to be part of other worlds, or live anywhere except my own little box. But then I heard stories. Stories of all-powerful benefactors sending normal humans and other individuals to other worlds. Empowering them. Giving them pieces and powers from each world. I then found out I could connect to those worlds in small, tiny ways, so long as I stayed out of them."

She had her hand on the railing overlooking the town beneath us. "Then you stumbled into my little box, right when I was trying it. I didn't put any extra thought into it. I just took the chance and decided you were my Jumper. You were my connection to other worlds. I'd send you on an adventure. I'd give you power, little by little. You'd have everything you could ever want. And I wouldn't be alone in my little box anymore."

>>53102193
Her mistake was trying to make things whole cloth. What you need to do is to set up a system to make things for you, and watch what comes out of them. Which I guess is what a jumper is, isn't it? Grab the output from someone else's content-generation system, modify it with your own spin, then let it loose on other worlds. I guess she figured it out in the end, then, right? So she can be happy now? Please be happy, Jump-chan.

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>>53102116
>>53102193
>>53102269

>>53101693
>>53101704
Can Infernals do that kind of stuff or do they just do esoteric demon magic like radioactive hate fire and telekinesis?

And what's the tippy top for Terrestrials look liekm

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>>53102269
Heavensx'yuki' new OTP

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>>53100769
Jump # 81 Chrono Trigger
Race: Mystic (50) (Fox girl)
Background: Soldier (50)
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Perks:
*You hath potential (0)
*Camaraderie (300, Discount)
*Legendary Hero (300, Discount)
*Power is beautiful (100, Discount)
Allies
*To Good friends (200)
Drawbacks:
*Lavos Beckons (+0)
(I really don’t know much)

So sometimes perks and circumstances combine in such a way that well things get silly. So I got drawn in to a time traveling adventure with the protagonists. I tagged around and helped how I could until we landed in 65,000,000 BC to fix a sword. Well I have abilities that increase my crafting and make my enchantments stronger the older they are. So I decided to build my own sword here using a mixture of Uru, adamantium and Vibranium. I’ll admit it was more to see what would happen after such a long time. I also had a time capsule that insured the person I wanted to get it got it, which was me.

We continued our adventures till I hit the end of time. In a destroyed and barren world I recovered the most powerful Item I had ever seen. This thing made Enuma Elish look like a cheap magical dagger. It was so powerful I needed heavy magical protection to even pick the damn thing up. Storing it was a nightmare because it was destruction in sword shape.

So with that sealed away we continued on our journey across time. We eventually reached Lavos at the time he emerged.

Everyone else was preparing for a fight against impossible odds. I knew we were powerful but this was something that practically wiped life from the planet. I decided against my better judgement to use the sword….

>>53102333
>those digits
It is meant to be!

>>53102269
https://youtu.be/5raTOTZcVfI

"Are you happy this way, Jumper? It's been four-hundred years. You don't want to go home? Not even a little?"

I didn't say anything. The answer was obvious. I shook my head. No, that's ridiculous. I'm too used to this. For all its warts and dangers, I love jumping. And even if you had an ulterior motive, this has worked out for both of us, hasn't it? I wouldn't leave you by yourself after all of that. I don't know how else I'd pay back everything you've given me.

"Even with the worlds fighting against you…?"

If I had any real complaints, you would have heard them by now. More importantly…you didn't have to make a big show like this just to tell me this. You know I would have heard you out, either way.

"Is that the perks talking?" She asked, a curious smile on her face.

You know the answer to that one, too.

"Mmm…some things have to be shown, not just explained." She said, looking up again. The stars were starting to go out, the world steadily falling into pieces of dust, like bits of crystal snowflakes falling onto the dissolving city around us. "You might never leave."

I'll worry about that when I get to it.

"Eventually, you'll be much stronger than you are. Stronger than anyone or anything. Maybe, one day, you'll even be like me."

Is that a bad thing…?"

"I don't know yet. But…I wanted to show you…" She said, as the world dissolved into a sheet of white emptiness. "If you reach where I am, you might lose something important and never get it back."

>>53102366
Lavos Emerged and he was about to try and slaughter us. I tried to hold back but I unleashed some of the power of the sword. Well Lavos was obliterated in one shot!

So were some mountains behind him… a huge amount of land behind him and half of the moon.

I think after that we were all suitably horrified at what I had just done.

After that I devoted the rest of my time in the world to fixing all the problems my victory had created. It turns out breaking the moon was really bad.

The sword was sealed away deep in my warehouse under heavy protection since I didn’t know of any safe way to dispose of it. We never did bother giving the sword a name. Still any time we say “the sword.” We know which one we are talking about.

>>53102310
Infernals can do anything they want with sorcery, their spells take on on the aesthetics of the Yoziand change somewhat but for the most part they can do whatever.

Only if the spell in question is antithetical to the Yozi whose initiation they are using does a spell become more difficult or impossible because of it.

Rolled 7 (1d8)

>>53101250

Location: Grafthorn
Race: Human
Age: 18
Origin: Drop-In

Perks: 900
Dabbler (Free)
To Seek Tomorrow (Free)
The Gift (50)
Psion (50)
See Supernatural (100)
Unnoticed (200)
Freelancer's Talents (300)
Grandmaster - Occult (200)

Stuff: 100
Gold (Free)
Adventurers Kit (Free)
Displacer (Free)
Import - Zerakule, Flare (100)

Zerakule: Human Warrior, Ki User, Nemesis User, Martial Talent, Ki Recovery, Powerful Soul

Flare: "Human" Mentalist, Psion, Indefatigable, Unfocused, Psychic Recovery, Endless Mind.

>Apparently we're evil for having magic.
>>It's absurd.
>>I WANNA PUNCH STUFF.
>Well why are you asking me? You're a grown man so go punch stuff.

Roll list
1.Generic Dungeon Builder
2.Terminator
3.
4.Age of Mythology
5.League of Legends
6.R-Type
7.The Room
8.Super Mario RPG

Queue: Need a jump for the three slot, and probably an extra one. Ah heck I'll roll anyways, it's unlikely that I'll roll another 3. If I do I'll just roll again.

>>53102197
Persona 5 and Crusader Kings. Or Mad Men and Overwatch if those are too much for now.

>>53102382
I meant in terms of Charms.

>>53102380
I don't know what I was doing, because my senses had gone numb. There was no air, space, or time anymore. We'd be in the void again soon, and I'd be on my way to my next jump. I tried speaking, and saying one last thing before I disappeared. One thing that I hoped she would hear me say.

"You're not alone anymore."

>>53102412
See, stuff like this is just encouraging the shipping, you know that, right?

>>53102310
Kind of? Aside from the literal and metaphysical sunlight, Solars' powers are about being superhuman in the most literal sense. They take things humans can do and amplify them into the absurd. A human can throw a rock, a Solar can throw a mountain.

Infernals aren't like that. Infernal powers work by making you more like the Yozi. So if you want to lift a mountain, you can't just take your strength and amplify it. You have to lift a mountain like a Yozi would lift a mountain. So you become a giant of brass and basalt, or you become infinitely dense and forceful, or you break the limits on your freedom that says you can't lift something that big.

As for Dragonblooded, they're okay, I guess. Their high-Essence stuff tends to be either massive manifestations of elemental power or weird conceptual stuff dealing with themes of lineage and self-sacrifice. So a Terrestrial can mind-control everyone that descends from them, or know perfectly what their ancestors would want them to do, or become temporarily much more powerful at a huge cost, or just summon a big dragon made of lightning.

>>53102408
Oops, sorry. But probably, they can do anything charm wise as long as it can be fit into the themes of one Yozi with open charms. If not they can make a heretical charm for it using two or more Yozi.

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>>53102412
>dat line at the end

>>53102310
The solar mountain-throwing thing is explicitly bullshit, and doesn't let actually work. Just throwing more successes at it doesn't mean you can suddenly throw a mountain, just because you hit an arbitrary number you set yourself.

The lunar thing /does/ work, but only on objects designed as weapons, and you still actually need the strength to lift it.


Anyway, Infernal stuff is more esoteric in general, yes. Isidoros stuff (or maybe to a lesser extent custom Malfeas stuff) could be used to get stronk though.

Tippy top for terrestrials is probably As In The Beginning, creating miles-wide natural disasters, flavored by their Aspect.

Here's the Fire one.
>Fire: A stream of molten magma explodes up from the deepest bowels of the earth as the iconic presence of the Dragon of Fire flies to the surface, incinerating everything in its path. Where it erupts, it sends clouds of ash and soot that impose a -5 external penalty. Inside the central half, the geyser inflicts 75L piercing damage and reaches aerial targets up to 500 yards above. This effect works equally well at sea, leaving behind a small island when the lava cools.

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>>53102412
Jump-chan, I'm rooting for you!

>>53102427
>>53102441
>>53102477
So I'm confused. Every time people talk about it they seem to waffle between Exalts can really throw mountains and strangle dimensions to death or whether that's game mechanics Pun-Pun bullshit. Which is it?

>>53099135
I write and post it on spacebattles

>>53102477
So a Solar can throttle something that's bigger than all of reality

but can't throw a mountain

o i c

Rolled 8 (1d8)

>>53102402
Thank you; I'll hold off on Persona 5 until later, but the other three are good.

1. Food Fight
2. Fallen London
3. Crusader Kings
4. Boktai
5. Supernatural
6. Ranma 1/2
7. Mad Men
8. Legend of Spyro

Queue: Overwatch

>>53101884
A-Team jump when?

>>53102514
That's because different people have different ideas, which leads to arguments and shitposting.

>>53101938
Not even Elders, Merela did that during the war with the Primoridials.

>>53102427
So would it be possible to design a Devil-Tiger based around that kind of super perfection superhuman bullshit to basically let you make Solar Charms as an Infernal?

>>53102514
An exalt on their own is probably limited to mountain/city level biggatons but they can play concept ball at a decent level. This leads to a large discrepancy in power levels depending on what you focus on.

An exalt cannot actually strangle a being bigger than reality the old fashioned way, they just use hax to do it anyway despite it being impossible.

>>53102514
For the most part they can. Though I don't think they can strangle dimensions, they still need to grab hold of their target somehow.

>>53102539
To be fair "reality" is slightly smaller than earth. Still ridiculous, but somewhat less so I guess.

But yeah, they're weapons designed to fight Primordials. Of course they're better at that than anything else they do.

>>53102392

Location: San Francisco
Age: 28
Origin: Drop-In

Perks: 800
Oh hai Jumpchan (50)
So how's your sex life? (150)
I Like Watching You Guys (300)
Very Busy Working (300)

Stuff: 200
Spoons (50)
Box of Chocolates (50)
Scotchka (100)

"Drawbacks":
...and we're back (+0)

>Where'd everybody go?
>>A movie theater I believe.
>>>Oh hey! We have guests!
>>GOOD LUCK POPS, WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOU!
>Great, guess I'll have to deal with it alone. Hopefully the insanity is focused on the main cast.

>*A few weeks later*

>I was wrong, I was so, so wrong.

Roll list
1.Generic Dungeon Builder
2.Terminator
3.
4.Age of Mythology
5.League of Legends
6.R-Type
7.
8.Super Mario RPG

Queue: Need a couple extra jumps to fill out my roll chart.

>>53102649
>To be fair "reality" is slightly smaller than earth.
It used to be much bigger than earth though, until SWLiHN threw her cosmic bitch fit at the end of the war.

>>53102669
How about Young Justice for one of the slots?

>>53102672
Don't forget the invasion of the Fair Folk after the Usurpation, massive amounts of Creation was unwoven into Wyld after that.

>>53102514
Exalted can do very impressive things, but their power really isn't focused in the physical for the most part. They were designed to kill beings made of living concepts, and then administer reality after they were dead, so their power is mostly tied up in conceptual weirdness and bureaucracy/mind control/infrastructure. That said, at high levels an Exalted can do quite nasty things by applying conceptual powers to physical situations. There's a Solar charm, Guarding Star Tactics, that can take a perfect defense and apply it to the large scale. So a Solar can do things like parry mountains falling on their army, and in the process toss the mountain kilometers away.

>>53102539
That mountain-tossing combo is a different edition than Mardukth's death, and is invalid under its rules. I'm not even sure if Merela exists in 3E. Our jumps are based on 2E, though, so it's definitely possible for you to throttle the Mountain and the Beast Upon It. You know, if he wasn't already dead. You could throttle his Neverborn form, He Who Holds In Thrall, though. Not sure if it would do anything, but you can try it.

>>53102696
Sounds cool.

What are some good 'reality corruption' perks? Stuff like the Corrupt power from the Guide to Evil supplement.

>>53102669
How about Ravenloft, if you haven't been there already?

>>53102771
Existing.

>>53102771
>implying jumpers aren't innately a corruption of everything tasteful and decent
Wew lad.

>>53102771
Madness Wavelength from Soul Eater.

>>53102771
Isn't that pretty much what a Mary Sue is? It's already part of the Jumper package.

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What is the best Holy race option in jumpchain? I want to awe them all with my auti- I mean Holy Holiness.

>>53102941
Herald from SMT, basically makes you one of the Cardinal Archangels alongside Michael, Gabriel, Uriel, and Raphael. From what I remember, you're in the middle of the pack, right behind Gabriel but a ways behind Michael.

Also, the Journey of Heaven from Shadow Realm is pretty good. The Capstone is especially good, since it not only makes you a powerful holy warrior, it also helps you get along with all angelic/heavenly beings.

Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>53102669

>I can't belive you guys ditched me to that world.
>>What can I say? They offered popcorn.
>>IT WAS DELICIOUS.
>And very salty too I bet.
>>YES, HOW DID YOU- WAIT, WAS THAT A VEILED INSULT?
>No, no, I'm sure you enjoyed your time without me. Let's just move on.

Roll list
1.Generic Dungeon Builder
2.Terminator
3.Young Justice
4.Age of Mythology
5.League of Legends
6.R-Type
7.Ravenloft
8.Super Mario RPG

Queue:

>>53102941
Goddess from SDS is amazing for that

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>>53102036
>>53102042
27. Nichijou

- Age: 15 years
- Background: New Student
- New Student Perks: Jumpers Are Cute! <Free>, MVP In Elementary {Drawing and Cookie-Baking} <Discount, 850 left>, CH-CHAN MIO! <Discount, 550 left>
- Other Perks: MY LIFE IS ON FIRE! <Free>
- Equipment: Classmates {Dark Magician Girl, Bulbasaur} <Free>, Gentlemanly Attire <Free>, Agreeable Animal {Goat} <Discount, 500 left>, Butler <Discount, 400 left>, Voucher for a Lifelong Friendship <0 left>
- Drawbacks: Slices of Life <+0>
- Future: Move On

>Bulbasaur here! Plum seems a little bored for some reason. But there's a lot of nice people here!
>I met this one girl named Nano. Someday I should ask Plum if all humans have springs inside their hands! She seemed embarassed about it, so I pretended I didn't notice.
>Also, everyone thinks my name's weird for some reason. Huh.

>1. Zootopia
>2. Generic Universal Monsters
>3.
>4. Generic Children's Television
>5. JoJo's Bizzare Adventure
>6. R-Type
>7. Spice and Wolf
>8. Muppet Treasure Island

>Queue:

>>53103002
Pacific Rim for the main and Darkstalkers for the Queue.

>>53103026
And the same to you, I guess.

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>>53102366
Jump # 82 Hamtaro
Background: Hamham
Perks:
*Peka peka! Peka peka! (0)
*Always excited for an adventure (0)
*The most lovedove (100)
*Hif Hif, Hif Hif (100, Discount)
*You got out of your cage again (200, Discount)
*It’ll Work out (300, Discount)

(I have never seen the show so I know nothing)

Companions
*When we work together, it’s much better! (300)

(I know nothing so this is going to be interesting)

Wow, I admit being a cute little furry critter was a bit unexpected. The world is rather different from down here. Thankfully my owner a little boy is surprisingly a good owner who takes good care of us.

It’s amazing how huge the backyard is to us it’s like an entire jungle…surrounded on two sides by the dread dogs, though they are caged off.

This gave use a chance to relax for a bit, it was fun watching the romance bloom between Adam and the Dark magician girl, even in this form. She really has done a lot to help heal his heart after that bitch he was with.

Snowflame loves the hamster wheel and the damn ball, he loves to get coked up and run as fast as he can… unfortunately this includes the middle of the night.

It has also been nice to be able to quietly help the boy. I started subtly, casting charisma buffs on his first day of school because he was nervous, and intelligence buffs on the days of important tests.

About the biggest thing I did was when his mother got very sick (she apparently had a form of cancer) I snuck out of cage at night and braved the dangers of the upstairs (and that damn cat) to make it to his parents’ bedroom to reach her and cured her illness.

Now he is in collage and I am trying to use my matchmaking skills to find him a good mate. It won’t be long until we have to go and he should be looked after when we are gone.

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>>53102941

You just posted it.

Code Key of Pride for the win.

Are there any Exalted jumps that don't forbid podding the Incarnae? I ask this not because of wanting OP companions, but because I want to prank them by taking them to the Lunars jump and importing the Unconquered Sun as a Lunar and Luna as his Solar mate.

Rolled 2 (1d8)

>>53103026
>>53103049
>1. Zootopia
>2. Generic Universal Monsters
>3. Pacific Rim
>4. Generic Children's Television
>5. JoJo's Bizzare Adventure
>6. R-Type
>7. Spice and Wolf
>8. Muppet Treasure Island

>Queue: Darkstalkers

>>53103093
Say hi to Dracula and Frankenstein for me!

What happened to the google drive folder for the lewd jumps?

>>53103247
Brutus made a new drive explicitly to separate it from that one.

>>53103275
huh okay, was it for any particular reason?

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Rolled 1 (1d8)

>>53103093
>>53103134
28. Generic Universal Monsters

- Background: Scientist
- Location: Morajo Bay, Brazil
- Scientist Perks: Occult Research <Free>, Hypnotist <Discount, 900 left>, Essence Distillation <Discount, 700 left>, IT'S ALIVE! <Discount, 400 left>
- Other Perks: Weight of Ages <300 left>
- Items: Library <Free>, Lab <Discount, 200 left>, Invisibility Serum <Discount, 0 left>
- Future: Move On

>Plum here! I'm not sure what it is I've let loose, but... it actually turned out pretty well? I mean, it's one thing for people to get hooked on a new drink, but when that drink literally makes them better people - if but for a moment. Well, that's... good?
>That is good, right? I haven't done something I'm going to regret later?
>Bulbasaur doesn't seem to think anything will go wrong.
>But he doesn't know much, does he?

>1. Zootopia
>2. Darkstalkers
>3. Pacific Rim
>4. Generic Children's Television
>5. JoJo's Bizzare Adventure
>6. R-Type
>7. Spice and Wolf
>8. Muppet Treasure Island

>Queue:

>>53103341
For a replacement, have Disney.

>>53103318
I think it was partly because some other people had permissions on files or folders in the google drive (and thus could potentially dick around with it), and the easiest way to clear it all up was to make a new drive with a sole curator.