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to make a long story short, I need to murder an NPC in my party, a lvl 2 aasimar cleric. She has the strong allegiance of a dragon born barbarian and she just needs to go. I'm a teifling scorcerer, also level 2. I just need any ideas on how I can off her.
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>>53080308
Put a foot of steel through her neck/heart/skull.
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>>53080308
Be creative.
Our group needed to kill a local bad guy, that had guards stronger than we were.
We ended up killing him by spooking a team of horses pulling a load of logs, into crushing him on the street.
No muss, no fuss.
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We're going into a goblin cave with support beams all around. If I can get her to delve deeper than I, I can burn the support beams and bring the mountain down on her head. I've been trying to figure out how to make her go in ahead of the party.
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Anything else?
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>>53080499
Could be a holy relic that only SHE can approach?
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>>53080308
ah fuck it... first of, why do you need to kill her?? maybe there is a better way to solve your problem?
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>>53080308
Do you need her murdered, or just removed from the party?
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>>53080308
Have you tried growing up and wearing big boy pants?
Besides, if the DM is fond of his character, it will have plot armor. Just stay home and play Wow.
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>>53085472
>play Wow
>wearing big boy pants
Pick one.
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>>53084697
I want her dead because she is getting control over my party members and isolating me. She is painting me as an enemy slowly but surely. This 13 year old bitch of an NPC is also starting to suggest that my character is a rapist. It's pissing me off and will be best if I act fast.
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>>53085495
The latter would be nice, but come on, it's OP we're talking about. The former is more realistic.
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>>53085872
>This 13 year old bitch of an NPC is also starting to suggest that my character is a rapist
I hate it when those little brats tattle on me too.
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>>53080308
If the girl is mysteriously killed, your party will almost certainly put two and two together and turn on you, and it's best to avoid that. Have you considered outright presenting your concerns to the party in a calm and rational manner?
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>>53085977
>Have you considered outright presenting your concerns to the party in a calm and rational manner?
Fuck that noise. This is DnD, murder is always the best solution.
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>>53085931
Fucking kek. I was tempted to just roll with it, but I don't want to rp that part
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