>This barbarian woman approaches your party and asks your

I'm wondering when you'll get tired of posting this.

>>53072305
I eat the heart and tell my newfound avian allies to peak out her eyes.

>>53072305
I ask her to join and make her fatter and eventually marry her

>>53072305
What happens to her after she eats the magical dragon?

Also, aren't Ur-Dragons like 100 feet tall or something?

>>53072632

Either she gains its strength and power, or she has indigestion.

>>53072305
Well she's obviously done this before. Welcome aboard! Large monster hunter/eater

>>53072305
Well I wasn't planning on eating it.

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You have a problem.

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>>53072305

What kind of powers would an Ur-dragon heart give you?

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>>53072305
Okah, so here's what I don't get: what's the appeal of fat women? That is not a healthy weight, which either indicates a health problem or a personality problem. They can't physically reach all parts of their body, so they can't properly clean themselves. I just don't understand literally fetishizing unhealth.

>>53076003

The lady in the OP pic? Probably a powerlifter that never cuts weight. Still decently fit.

Your typical hamplanet? No excuses.

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>>53076040

Yeah not too many people know about how that works and think ANY amount offat is unhealthy. If someone has a convex abdomen they're instantly a weasing mess seconds away from a heart attack.

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>>53076040
She is not fit, she has gone past the point of stabilizing fat and right on into just fat. Not cutting does not cause that kind of weight or shape, she is overeating.

>>53076040
Powerlifter doesn't mean that you look like your thyroid exploded. Mark Henry is a thing, sure, but he doesn't come even close at "decently fit."

>>53072305
Well clearly she knows what she is doing. Every one knows that feasting on the flesh of your foes grants you their courage

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>>53076529
>search "fat barbarian"
>want to kill myself

>>53076663
>hating metalforever
Vore aside he's pretty good imo.

>>53076413
>>53076529
She's clearly above optimal fitness, carrying a fair whack more fat than a proper athlete would consider ideal. But having too much fat doesn't make you less strong underneath, ever try and wrestle someone who ways a half again as much as you? It's not fun.

Not justifying OP's fetish, but I would at least let her fight a dragon with me.

>>53076689
If not vore, then shitty Adobe inflation fetish. You might have the shittiest taste

I kill the barbarian. Gluttony is a sin, and I am lawful good.

>>53076912
>Actually, she had thyroid problems and she couldn't help her. Your paladin falls and now I have a spicy /tg/ story to post online

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>>53076946
>Implying a true Paladin would have a crisis of faith over killing disgusting fat degenerates

>>53076946
I kill the gamemaster. Railroading is a sin, and I am lawful good.

>>53076946
>Thyroid Meme
Calories in < Calories out faggot
Also cure disease is low level spell.

>Heart
Okay that seems fair but
>Body
How the fuck is the bitch gonna eat 2 tons of dragon meat before it spoils? I feel like this is a set-up so that she can claim we didn't uphold our end of the bargain afterwards because she didn't get to eat the whole thing

>>53077099
Salt/smoke it?

>>53077128
>Dragon Jerky
In that case the bitch isn't getting her terms because that sounds like something I could make a mint selling to bored/gullible nobles

>>53077043
>railroading
>doesn't try saying no first

Ask why she wants to eat it's heart

Ask her why she thought killing an Ur-Dragon with that tiny ads meat cleaver was ever a good idea in her mind

Silent Cast Detect Thoughts and find out if she's lying at all. If yes kill her, if no say maybe.

>>53077328
>find out if she's lying
>If yes kill her
That's a bit edgy, since when is a lie a murder-worthy offence

>>53077366
Lying is a sin. He might be Lawful Good.

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>>53077128
You only get the power if its fresh off the bone

>>53076003
Honestly, I don't know. My dick likes it, though. I am actually autistic, so that probably has something to do with it.

>>53072305
Sorry, I don't work with fatties.

>>53072305
We're keeping liver, eyes, and half the skin & scales. She can have the rest. Leave it or take it.

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>this thread again.
Look dude, I like the character, I like the concept and I understand that weakly disguised fetish posting has been normalized; but just chill, alright?

>>53079212
>so sayeth the man posting sexual elf

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>>53072305
Ignore her and find the far superior /fit/ amazon instead.

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>>53079234

They should instead fuze and become the ultimate life form. STRONGFAT

>>53076843
Of course. The hamplanet will attract the dragon first. It might even gat a heart attack after eating so much cholesteral at once