>Please, your omnipotence, have mercy! How would your

You ever had mercy?

Let's roleplay this situation. Let's pretend you're the powerful archmage and this family here is begging for mercy. Would you give any to them?

No, you didn't.

He'd be perplexed and a little disturbed.

>>53039159
I WONDER WHATS FOR DINNER

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>>53039159
>tfw lawful good
>tfw have to forgive him

>>53039206
Why?

Punishing him for his evil deeds is lawful -and- good.

Forgiveness is more of a neutral good thing.

>>53039206
>he subscribes to prescriptive alignment paradigm, where your alignment dictates your actions
>not using descriptive alignment paradigm, where your actions dictate your alignment
pleb

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AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL THE FLOORS IN HYRULE, THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT MERCY, TAKE HIM AWAY!

>>53039236
>try to kill the king
>get punished with scrubbing
The King is too good for this world.

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>>53039159
No.

>>53039329
Was she chaotic good?

>>53039333
No, she is true evil.

The scene this gif is from? It's after she kills a man, melting and dissolving him into just another faceless victim of her lack of empathy.

"You've ... killed me ..."
"Good."

>>53039261
Scrubbing all the floors in an entire kingdom is basically putting him into forced slavery until the rest of his life.

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>>53039159

>>53039226
Mercy is not blanket forgiveness.

And for the record, King Pimp Chalice was pretty merciful; years of indentured servitude is incredibly lenient in the face of treason and betraying your king to Satan.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY

>>53039198
LOTSA SPAGHETTI

>>53039261
>>53039414
Does he have to scrub the floors in dungeons too?

>>53039761
Are the floors in Hyrule?

>>53039159
I DIDN'T PLAY THIS TERRIBLE GAME.
WHY DO SO MANY OF YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS?
HOW DO YOU, ACTUALLY?

>>53039725
Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay luigi?

>>53039820
>he doesn't know about the Golden Years of YouTube Poop

>>53039863
>they watch youtube poops AND played this awful zelda game
Goddamnit /tg/ this is sad.

>>53039159
ONCE YOU SCRUBBED ALL THE FLOORS IN HYRULE, THEN I'LL THINK ABOUT MERCY

>>53039414
This is a lenient punishment for attempted regicide.

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>>53039159
AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL THE FLOORS IN THE HYRULE
THEN
AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL THE FLOORS IN THE GAMELON
THEN
AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL OF ME
THEN
AFTER YOU'VE RUBBED OIL ON MY PENIS
THEN
YOU CAN RUB MY DICK
THEN
YOU CAN EAT SHIT
THEN
YOU CAN TAKE MAH BOI TO DINNER
THEN
AFTER YOU STRIVE FOR THIS PEACE
THEN
YOU CAN SEND LINK FOR PIZZA
THEN
YOU CAN SAVE ME FOUR PIECES OF PIZZA
THEN
YOU CAN PROTECT ZELDA'S BOOBIES
THEN
AFTER YOU GHAINZHROUFALOUBARFSWEEGHITWA
THEN
YOU CAN HELP ME PEE IN THE MORNING
THEN
AFTER YOU GO ON A DIET
THEN
YOU CAN...
THEN
YOU CAN...
Hmm... Help.

>Eat an octorock cock!
THEN YOU CAN
>Go fuck yourself!
THEN YOU CAN
>Do the duckwalk!
THEN YOU CAN
>Beat off and cum onto Ganon's beautiful face!
THEN
AFTER YOU'VE PLEASED ALL THE PLUMBERS IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM
THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT MERCY! TAKE HIM AWAY!

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>>53039159
>chaotic evil

Huehuehuehue

We'll have time for mercy after you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule!

>Boomstick
Shadowrun is fun.

>>53039159
>Well, there is no God there is no Jesus there is no Allah there is no reason to go on living.

>>53039159

Cheer up old chap! How about a cup of tea?

>slits his throat while pretending to make tea behind him
>drink tea while he bleeds out
>spit on him and walk out

fin.

>>53040491
Nothin personnel, kid

>>53040491
wow ur c00l!!1

>>53039414
That actually merciful. Wasnt the typical punishment hanging?

>>53039414
Perhaps you'd prefer drawing and quartering?

>>53039159
AAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the floors, nigga!

>>53039236
10 years later and I still kek at this video every time

>>53039961
Give us a source ol' chap.

>>53039961
Please tell me this was a video.

>>53039882
I genuinely pity you

>>53041493

I'm pretty sure it was. I remember seeing something like that, but i cant remember which ytp it was

>>53041603
>>53041493
>>53041346

I just remembered which one it was.
Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/jmIAM-hnEjQ

No mercy for the misguided!

>>53041638
Beautiful, thanks Anon.

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Is this kino?

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>>53039159

>>53039159
punishment would depend on what the psych evaluations said about their potential for rehabilitation and usefullness.

If those services were not available he may execute them, imprison them, or sentence them to long term community service.

>>53043178
Source?

>>53043178
>>53043221
>[angrily_fixes_dinner].png


I laughed. Thank you for posting these.

>>53039159
I mean, if I have Omnipotence, then I could probably go fix whatever he did and make it so he won't do it again.

I mean, if he's like a serial killer or something I can just red everyone he killed and then lock him in a sub-dimension holodexk where he can live out his days murdering as many fake people as he wants

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>>53043424
>>53043417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdWYNwEqNuQ&t=302s

>>53039159
I always wonder why the duke looks and dresses more kingly than the king.

>>53039198
IT TURNS OUT IT'S MAN

>>53040074
It was, I don't have a link though.