Help! The other day I saw theese dice in a thread. I haven't

I found them!!!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/polyherodice/polyhero-dice-wizard-set/description

>>53037838
they look like buttplugs

>>53038030
yeah that's why i want them

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>>53037838
>MFW you bring faggot spindle meme dice to my table
It's like you want to get your face caved in with a blunt object or something

>>53038030
Disappointing buttplugs at that. Need more flare to get the job done.

>>53037838

While the design is neato, I'm getting a serious fucking cheap-plastic vibe from them. Like they should be sold for a dollar a pop next to yesteryear's MTG boosters.

I dunno why that d2 makes me laugh so much

>>53038030

>implying these puny contraptions could satisfy me.

Hah! Do you have enough diameters in stock, King Of Dildos?

>>53038030
Everything can be a dildo if you are brave enough.

>>53038960
What if you used all the dice at once?

>>53037838
Dingleberry dice, or alternatively tiny french whore perfume bottles.

>>53038949
Isn't a d2 just a coin?
>>53037838
Meme dice. Almost as bad as a d4 that has the numbers on the bottom edges.

>>53040641
As bad as the d100?
The d100's only use is as a distraction so you can steal everyone's d10s in the five minutes it takes to stop rolling. It's not even a fucking dice, just a golf ball with numbers painted on the side.

>>53040737
That's what dice trays are used for.

>>53040755
Why replace percentile dice with something much shittier?

>>53038906

Their previous set, the Warrior dice, were pretty low quality, but they've said they're trying to get better materials for the Wizard set. We'll see how they go.

I'm mostly buying them for display purposes, so how they feel to roll doesn't matter as much to me.

>>53037838
Yeah the pointy diamond looking ones look kind of... sodomitic.

The potion bottle and scroll ones are cool, though.