I'm in a D&D campaign right now, I need an idea for

>>52994203
>I need an idea for a very dumb shield design
I'm not sure what you mean. A stupidly-shaped shield?

>>52994203
Just write the words "Your dead" on it

>>52994226
Like a crest design, my bad

>>52994203
A retarded frog

A kite.

A crowned beaver holds two crossed conifers (their bases chewed off) as if they were lances. Beneath, a line of four small squirrels wearing laurels each balance on their own large acorn. Below them, a carp rests atop an anvil. On the anvil, the words "fidelity without cause" are inscribed.

You said stupid.

>>52994370
A raven battles a mackerel atop a field of golden keys.

I like the text idea.

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>>52994203
A self portrait

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>>52994408
Really anything with fish.

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>>52994432

it's your own face looking incredibly smug.

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>>52994449
Fish triangle!

>>52994203
A kite.

A picture of a shield.

A picture of the hand the Barbarian is supposed to be wielding the shield with.

A picture of a kite being flown in a cancel circle so the Barbarian knows it is not a real kite.

Grocery list.

Words if you til set to be readable from looking over the lip of the shield. It points and says 'This Side Down.' On the inside of the top edge of the shield, it reads " if you can read this, you are using this shield correctly."

All is written in a language the Bard doesn't know. Literally everyone else should and not say anything

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really crudely drawn angry face

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>>52994561
In a similar vein, maybe something like this so he knows which end to hold.

Have it be a regular shield with most of the inside but out, all that's left is the run and the crossbar across the middle.

Say you hate not being able to see your enemies.