>BBEG transforms from dainty sorceress into hulking dragon

>BBEG

How to look like a retard in 1 word.

>>52927340
>BBEG
nice.

>>52927340
YOU FOOL
YOU'RE ONLY MAKING ME HARDER!

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>>52927340
>Well shit, you're fucked now. How does your PC get out of this mess?
We kill the dragon.

Duh.

It's adventuring, not rocket science.

>Please stop making thinly veiled fetish threads

>What fetish I don't know what you're talking about stop projecting

I see that's how it is.

>>52927340
We start bitching to the GM until he recalls that Beebee Eegie title he gave her, because I don't like it. Then the game stops as I'm thrown out of the house and into the loony bin.

>>52927349
>>52927356
>BBEG
>Big Bad Evil Gal
Checkmate

There are two interesting characters.

One decides to beat this challenge through whatever means they have available- bloodshed, romance, illusions, confusing dialogue, whatever your bag is, turn it out right now, 'cause it's the big time.

The other is to retreat through means already established, and then begin plotting to a degree that's frankly disturbing to everyone else in the group, because you are not leaving this one to chance.

All other answers are scrub.

It's big bad evil womyn, shitlord

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>>52927340

>>52927340
>BBEG
No thanks.

>>52927340
Punch her in the face, just like the last five dragons. Repeat until dead.

>>52927340
Continue the planned seduction unabated.

>>52927340
>"Oh, darling, that's nice. For a moment I was afraid my dick wouldn't fit in you. Now it just might."

and we killed my party together and lived happily ever after

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>>52927349
>>52927356
>>52927754
Would you prefer VNO?

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>>52927340
>Well shit, you're fucked now.
There is no problem that can't be solved with a liberal application of explosives.

What's with all the retardation and butthurt regarding a simple term?

I mean, holy shit. Instead of being creative like >>52927440 you end up sounding like a useless player.

>>52927349
>>52927356
Newfags please leave.

>>52927340
Roll a charisma check to seduce the Dragon. Clearly the issue here is someone isn't getting enough dick.

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>>52927340
My dude is a master diplomat.

Dragons are sapient.

We will be able to reach an understanding and make a deal.

>>52927349
>>52927754
Anyone who gets triggered over BBEG is either retarded or a newfag.

>>52927361
What this guy said. The only thing that's changed is all that anti-magic gear we brought is now kinda worthless and we have to adapt on the fly.

Fuckit. We've been flying by the seat of our pants for this long anyway, so this is par for the course!

>>52928823
>>52928923
People have been complaining about "Big Bad Evil Guy" for years. The early complaints seemed to be mostly about the concept itself, with many people disagreeing that a plot needed a character as a central antagonist.

Now, it seems that some of the complaints are about the language. "Big Bad Evil Guy" was coined to sound corny, and is more of an in-joke than a designation like "Central Antagonist." It's also grown to be somewhat vague, with some people using it as the central antagonist, others using it as the final antagonist, and still others using it as simply any antagonist, which can get confusing when trying to communicate about one of these specific ideas.

As far as the shitstorm, I think that comes in part because it takes very little effort to say "BBEG sounds dumb", which is enough to trigger some people who use that phrase. These people then go to say things like "you need to respect this acronym, it's /tg/'s acronym, every true fa/tg/uy uses BBEG exclusively," and that gets even people who had no real interest in the matter upset, because it starts to sound like there's people who are actually actively trying to push BBEG.

BBEG is a meme, and like most memes it doesn't have much of a shelf life. The old joke has faded, and now it seems like people are just finding it weird for people to be so fervent in holding onto it.

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>>52928620
I guess I wouldn't particularly mind. Seems kind of pointless to come up with a new one, though.

>>52929015
Something more direct wouldn't be pointless, but VNO is just as bad, if not worse.

>>52928967
The only meme here is hating on BBEG for no particular reason. Nobody thinks the term is sacred, it's just useful, and the shitheads trying to force the "BBEG is bad" meme are just doing it to be contrarian.

And just about everything you said is wrong.

>>52928620
The fuck is VNO?

>>52927340
She's a red dragon?

Awesome! Ice Spells are my favorites.

Destroys less loot that way.

>>52929093
I assume villain number one

>>52929083
>for no particular reason
Aside from it being overly long, lacking any humor, and being unnecessarily unclear? That, and it being designed to be stupid and succeeding in that.

>it's just useful
When you want to try and say that BBEG has any use because you don't want to type three more characters in order to just say villain and be not only more clear but less cringey, you're just going in circles while being lazy.

Thinking "BBEG" sounds dumb isn't contrarian, it's natural. It's what people expected you to think when they first started using it.

And just about everything you said is wrong.

>>52929112
Are you blind? That's not red at all. It's fucking magenta.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>52927340
I ROLL TO SEDUCE

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>>52927340
>Dragon

"Guys we should take her prisoner. Make her... Uh, aanswer for her crimes. Yeah that."

>>52928967
Is this Pasta?

>>52929274
This entire thread is shitty pasta.
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/49431922/#49431922

>>52929138
It's a word that means something most everyone immediately understands, and to hate on that is the very essence of autism.

>>52929298
>"wow, that guy clearly fucked the shit out my argument. what can i possibly say now to try and perform damage control?"
>"uh, nuh uh. you need to respect this acronym, it's /tg/'s acronym, every true fa/tg/uy uses BBEG exclusively"

This is why it's so easy to dislike not only the term, but the people who don't think they're stupid for using it.

>>52927421
>Big Bad Evil 'Gina
'Cause girls are icky

>oh no someone made a legitimate argument against my point
>better misquote him in terms of things i already argued against in my previous post
>whats a strawman?

>>52927340
So you're saying that she's less dangerous now? Can I take that as her surrender?

Unless she can still use magic, she IS less dangerous now.

>>52929355
>legitimate

Only in your head, kiddo. But, I'm glad you've given up.

>kiddo
>whats an ad hominem?

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>BBEG

>>52927340
Stab it in the face until it dies or your weapon breaks. If the weapon breaks punch it in the face till either the dragon's face or your hand breaks. Repeat process until either the dragon or you are dead.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>52927340
I roll to seduce

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I hastily google the ending of Sleeping Beauty on my phone.
Turns out you stab her with a sword.

>>52927340
Transform into a larger, but less hulking dragon. Though really, it'd be more of 'drop my alternate shape'.

Then grapple. Bet she can't cast while grappled.

>>52927340

I, too, transform into a dragon. Challenge accepted.

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>>52927340
I reveal my true form as younger, smaller dragon and propose to her on the spot.

>>52928650

The building is rigged to explode and you are trapped inside.

Checkmate.

>>52929422
fucking foolproof

>>52929499

Not entirely. If the dragon is too tough to hurt and just ignores you, odds are good you just destroy your arm and pass out.

Also, the dragon can just fly away, ruining the plan.

>>52927995
>when the bard casts viscious mockery in a machinegun fashion

>>52929537
Punch it's wings

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>>52927340
I throw my magical sword at her, duh.

Good to know it's actually this easy to bait /tg/ no matter how obvious it it is

I'm gonna go start a toon thread on /v/

>>52929830
>TOON

>>52929321
>"wow I have no argument except being contrarian, better just keep slamming my keyboard and hope for the best"

>>52927340
>Maestro Sorcerer

Looks like I'm possibly sacrificing myself!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENwFAmeWEYk

>>52927349
>you
How to look like a retard in 1 post.

>>52929491
You create a counter-phased explosion that cancels out the other explosion.
Check it.

>>52929355
>>52929910
Can you please stop getting your shit kicked in all these BBEG shitstorms already? You're not doing anyone any favors except for the people you keep arguing with.

>>52929138
>Aside from it being overly long
That's why it's an abbreviation, you drooling gibbon.
>lacking any humor
It's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to convey information in a concise manner.
>and being unnecessarily unclear?
It's perfectly clear once you know what it means.

Face it, you autism just prevents you from getting it whenever it comes up, so you throw a little shitfit about it because you just can't understand.

>>52928786
Because they're from TVTropes, which uses "Big Bad" instead, and don't realise that words existed before that
>[Big Bad] is one of the most well-known tropes on the TV Tropes community, it being the first to have over thirty thousand [inbound links]

>>52927340
>BBEG transforms from dainty dragon into hulking sorceress when you finally confront her

>>52930374

You'd still get buried in rubble, wouldnt you? And counter explosion strong enough to clear the debris would squash you flat anyway.

>>52928786
>>52930509
Alternatively they consider it cool to make fun of TVTropes, so they mock any gaming terminology they don't recognize because they think TVTropes invented it.

>>52927340
IDK, probably by not confronting the BBEG in the first place, while continuing to buy out the local adventuring guild/suppliers

Because fuck actually doing work

>>52930549

Which is a shame, because the cancerous part of tvtropes is the commumity. The actual trope names themselves are perfectly fine, and occassionally even useful for referencing something you otherwise would have difficulty singling out.

It takes much longer to explain what a Xanatos Gambit is than it does to just drop the trope name, despite the fact that its actually really common in fiction.

>>52927340
Well, arguably the BBEG for the dimensional tear pf game is either the political priest being mind-altered by the maguffin, the maguffin itself, the dainty succubus we trust to be professional and scholarly but not necessarily nice or good, or the sibling maguffin that she is implied to have some awareness off. Perhaps a trifecta or more as other forces might find another sibling maguffin. Really, it'd just add that much more physical worry then what we're already worried about more than anything else.
I'm unsure of the BBEG for the exalted game, but them turning into a Tyrant Lizard with charms and intelligence would probably be more terrifying than a Dragon. Then again, there's always the Kukla.

>>52927340
>Proceed to transform into an equally hulking dragon
>buy time for the players to loot the BBEG
>Leave while laughing

>>52930509
>it being the first to have over thirty thousand [inbound links]

Probably because "villain" or "antagonist" isn't really a trope anymore than "protagonist" is, so there's a lot of people linking to it just because almost every story has an antagonist.

It's one of those things that reinforces that we really don't need a cutesy phrase for something as basic as milk or bread.

>>52929274
Yep, he pasta'd the same key beats from prior threads.

>BBEG is a meme, and like most memes it doesn't have much of a shelf life. The old joke has faded, and now it seems like people are just finding it weird for people to be so fervent in holding onto it.

The fact that you are still using the same pasta from months(?) back disproves what you are saying here. Telll be oh brilliant pastalord, how long is a *doesn't have much of a shelf life.* according to you?

>>52927340
According to Disney's 'Sleeping Beauty', hack your way through the wall of thorns she creates, use your shield to one-time block her fire breath, then have the magic-user enchant your sword and throw it at her chest. This should slay her.

>>52931246
I think he's saying that the joke is stale. I think that's fair to say, in that I doubt anyone uses it for the sake of trying to be funny.

>>52929440
>"sword"

I'll fuck her.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>52927340

I do what my bard was born for

Seduce

>>52931423
You have at least a +7, right?

>>52931482

...check my character sheet real quick
Yeah plus 8

How'd I do?

>>52927340
Bust out the crossbow turrets, masses of magi including powerful sorceres, the 10 meter tall golem and tens of thousands of soldiers at it.

>>52928967
This looks like pasta. I don't have any other issues with it. Everyone say whatever you want.

>>52929491
Rig small shaped charges to blow apart the larger demolition charges EOD style

>>52931550
You have distracted her momentarily. Advantage on the next attack made.

>>52927349
>How to look like a retard in 1 word.
Is the word "ugh"?

>>52927340

Well.
She's a big girl.

Guess we kill the dragon like anyone normal would do.

>>52928786
>What's with all the retardation and butthurt regarding a simple term?
It's just one anon with a specific autism that requires him to constantly check the catalog for threads that use the term BBEG.

It's no different than any of the other anons who make the repetitive threads about "why is this thread not off-topic", "there is no SJW conspiracy in RPGs", "Velma Dinkley saying 'stop that' with some olde archayiche spellings", or any of the many other customized copypastas that we regularly see on /tg/.

Mine is the best.

>>52930488
>concise
It's the exact opposite of concise.
"Bad Guy" is more concise. "Villain" is concise. "Big Bad Evil Guy" is such a mouthful that it needs to be abbreviated just in order for it to be used, and even then it doesn't clearly say anything and requires someone to walk you through that they really just wanted to talk about the villain.

It's about as unnecessary and convoluted as it can get.

>It's perfectly clear once you know what it means.
Aside from that being a tautology, one of the major issues is that everyone ends up coming up with their own definitions as to what it means, and goes ahead assuming everyone agrees with them. It's the unfortunate symptom of the phrase not carrying an inherent definition (compared to a phrase like primary antagonist), which inevitably results in a decay in clarity as people continue to make their own assumptions as to what "Big Bad Evil Guy" means and whether there really is a point to it when "Bad Guy", "Villain", and a hundred other shorter and less awkward phrases already have existed for some hundreds of years.

Please, just go on and continue to use BBEG, but accept that it's not that great or useful or concise or even remotely intelligent. It's something dumb, almost entirely for the sake of being dumb.

Please, just stop making a fool of yourself trying to defend the phrase. Use it if you wish, but enough with these lame "defenses."

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>>52927340
>BBEG transforms into a metallic dragon
>didn't account for alignment shift
>she suddenly finds her plans repulsive, and surrenders almost immediately

>>52931981
>It's just one anon with a specific autism that requires him to constantly check the catalog for threads that use the term BBEG.

This doesn't really help your argument, because even to casual observers its clear that it's a fair number of people, and it's more ridiculous to believe that only one person would find something wrong with a clumsy phrase like "Big Bad Evil Guy" than vice versa.
You're not doing yourself any favors by hoping it's all only one person, especially since not liking the phrase isn't as impossible as you seem to want to present it to be. It's hardly a one-in-a-million thought to think "Big Bad Evil Guy is dorky in the worst way". Even Joss Whedon shortened it to "Big Bad" just because the full phrase is so awkward to say out loud, and Whedon himself is already dorky in the worst ways.

>>52929083
But the BBEG *is* bad
> What do you think the second B stands for

>>52932050
There tend to be multiple bad guys and villains in...anything. BBEG is used for the one at the end, the mastermind/driving force behind the bad stuff happening, the one that 'defeat this person' becomes a major part of the narrative.

>>52930533
>>BBEG transforms from dainty dragon into hulking sorceress when you finally confront her

Jokes aside, a slender, effeminate dragon transforming into a hulking berserker human form for combat is pretty amusing.

>>52932119

>evil sorceress finally attains the ancient magical artifact she's coveted the whole campaign
>it's an mask of dragon power, crafted by the gods themselves at the birth of the world
>she cackles insanely and slips it on, ready to grasp ultimate power
>her form ripples and grows as she shreds out of her clothes, becoming a hulking scaled monster
>she turns into an elegant silver dragon
>suddenly blinks and apologizes profusely and immediately works to undo the evil she did as a human

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>After however long people still keep fucking biting
Guys please, just fucking ignore him god damn.

Can you rape a dragon?

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>>52927680
>that one autist in every thread that bitches about magical realms for no reason

>>52932774
>BBEG is used for the one at the end,

By some people, not by all. We get people talking about multiple BBEGs in their campaigns, and also common confusion over whether the BBEG is the "main" or the "final" or the "most prominent/visible" villain. It's the sort of thing where people have argued in the past over whether Vader or Palpatine are the BBEG.
In the end, a fair amount don't really care about what kind of villain you're hoping to designate, and ultimately just use it interchangeably with "villain" or "antagonist".

For instance, in Buffy, the "Big Bad" was originally to designate the villain of a season, but those were ultimately controlled by a Big Bad that ended up lasting several seasons, but even this Big Bad was just a pawn of a greater force and evil intelligence. All of them are referred to Big Bads, both inside the show and outside of it.

Compared to an older phrase "Overlord" (which has remained largely consistent with the original image of a scary person overseeing an evil plan/organization), BBEG doesn't really have that level of clear representation.

>>52933481
>that one idiot who thinks that he can pretend there's no reason to complain about stuff, even though it's very obvious that there's plenty of reasons and that there's far more than only one person that disagrees with them

What leads a person to become this level of an idiot egotist?

Really, that's the best the GM could think of?

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>that huge fucking dragon in NWN2 that me and a mate could not kill after about 20 attempts

We ended up using cheats to kill it.

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>>52933535
>"Everything I dont like is MAGICAL REALM" is an acceptable opinion to have
>calls others idiot egotists

Congrats, I cant tell if you are legitimately retarded or just pretending to be.

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>>52932935
Route when

>>52932177
I'm not arguing with you, ya dork. I'm explaining your autism to the other anon.

I know it's hard for you to understand, but your typing style is extremely obvious, so it's easy to tell which posts are yours.

>>52934516

wut

>>52927340
Draw Excalibur

>>52931572
> I know nothing about EOD but what the acronym stands for, let me look smart
Please.... dont.

>>52927340
Charm / Charisma roll?

>>52934535
>still trying
You realize that you may be the guy solely responsible for escalating this into the mess that it's become? Even I didn't join into this mess until you kept trying to pretend only one person couldn't like your phrase.

Roll for anal circumference. I'm going in, Houston

>>52927421
You did not say "Athiests"
I'm afraid I can only spare 1 (you).

>>52927340

...it helps greatly that my character has been preparing for a battle against a dragon for years by now, including a shitload of dragon-slaying objects, rings of protection from elements of sort, and so on.
This is going to be a good warm up for the other gigantic dragon he'll have to deal with.

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>>52929453
>>52929474
>tfw you're the only one who wasn't secretly a dragon

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>>52929875
>NOOT

>>52927340
I eat those who dared to challenge me

>>52934232
>GM hears this, a single sweat drop rolls down the side of his face.
>Well GM? Is your lizard going to spew her weakass fuckgirl breath on us or not? I'm ready for my Reflex save.
>GM is noticably red in the face, he starts muttering something incoherent
>Let's hurry this up, I've got an Eclipse Phase game to get to downtown.
>GM starts breathing heavily and quickly, his hands are shaking and dripping. He's trying to heft some slightly crinkled papers to the table but his bitchboi arms are failing him even though it weighs nothing
>Aww GM gonna cry cuz we killed his favorite BBEDMPCGN or whatever? Listen if you take five minutes per round this fight's going to last five whole minutes, I'm not getting that time ba-
>GM slams down his drafted drawings to the table. They reveal the sorceress is riding a dragon-shaped clockwork tank piloted by her familiar. Its articulated legs swing outward revealing fireball thrusters and he describes it taking off at rocket speeds. The PCs are caught offguard and have no actions for such a turn of events. The dragon jet makes a wide turn mid air and comes in for a pass. Canon shells and fire blast out of its mouthpiece peppering the towertop. The sorc reigns down her spells from a standing platform atop the beast. The PCs duck and cover, prepping their regular anti-dragon measures of ranged attacks, buffs, and spells, when they begin to realize why none of the shots came too close to them. If the number of dice the DM was rolling and the move speed demonstrated was any indication however, it's practically futile. The stonework begins to fall away beneath their feet, revealing the sorc's personal bunker, and several backup dragons. Without locks on their controls. The PCs jump down as another salvo shreds the northern wall.
>Ride is Dex, based right? Get the rogue on the controls. Yo Wiz, how many spells slots you got left? No, you tie him to the top with a rope this round, we'll scramble next round.
>Begin combat phase 1

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>>52927340
i roll to grapple

>>52932935
>tfw no silver dragon gf

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>52936463
>4
Top kek anon. Grapple with your arms and not your legs.

>sorceress
>turns into hulking dragon
>not hulking dragoness

All you anons trying to fuck it are going to be sorely disappointed.

>>52936493

>not a hulking dragoness turning into a hulking sorceress

He goes from charging the Big Bad Evil Guy who happens to be a woman to charging a dragon.

Doesn't stop or slow down, just starts screaming louder to make sure it can still hear him.

>>52928967
>For years
Prove it. Hate for the term BBEG only started 2 months or so ago.

>Many people
Prove it. There's one or two anons that are spamming the BBEG hate because it triggers so many anons and is guaranteed replies.

>Everything else
(You)

>>52933099
Don't you understand, anon? Most of the people replying are the same people "complaining". When no one bites the obvious bait, they have to do SOMETHING to get the attention they need to survive.

>>52936493
-ess as a required female designator only applies to certain older words, this isn't fucking Spanish with their gendered nouns you damn dirty commie

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>>52932774
That's "Final Boss" (though even then, often followed by "Final Final Boss" or "This isn't even my final form, boss.").

I mean, yes, that's the usual usage, BBEG can be any old big bad evil G. (Unless it's Beautiful Bad End Gal, like pic related.)


...It's a bit odd this thread got turned into a huge debate about the usage of BBEG from post 1, but I suppose the original topic wasn't that interesting anyways.

But really, /tg/ will debate anything - we swim in an ocean of dead horses.

>>52927440
The latter is the way my ranger would go.

"Oh shit she's a Dragon time to hide and run and prep... How many poison ivy bags of fuck you do I need for a fucking Dragon holy shit"

>>52928958
Best way to fly. You get frequent flyer miles?

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>>52927349
>>52928967

>>52936487
Sup, Pot, name's Kettle. Have we met?

>>52927340
>Gladiatrix Demigoddess
Third time she's been in this situation if you can believe it. First time was solved with lesbianism and the second was solved with a broken neck.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>52936463
one last roll to salvage myself

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>>52927340
>dragon

>>52937995
But that's a PC, after having chosen an exceedingly misleading option from the troll GM, who did so because the player derailed the game horribly just by being a huge goddamn flake and missing every other session (but the GM didn't have the nerve to boot them or change their role in the game)

>>52928958
>all that anti-magic gear we brought is now kinda worthless
Even that depends on the game and edition. In most versions of D&D, for example, you still want anti-magic when going up against dragons.

>>52927340

>fucked

...to Hell with it, at the very least, the broken remains of my street sammy can brag that he both lost his virginity AND shagged a dragon!

>>52937742
>it triggers so many anons
Triggering three autists isn't exactly a landslide of dissent. You'd really need to be an egomaniac to think that people care about triggering you, rather than simply not liking a not particularly likable phrase.

>>52927340
>I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
Someone is forgetting the rules of villainy.

>>52936426
I'm stealing this

>>52927340
Dispel Magic.

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>>52939746
>you still want anti-magic when going up against dragons.
Since fucking when?

>>52927340
the brad uses his incredible high charisma to seduce the dragon.

>>52927680
>this person is intensely worried about the state of others genitals at all times

>>52932935
>realizing they're too late, the party prepares to make a last stand against her
>nobody knows quite what to do when she starts crying

>>52932050
Look if you're too dense to get it that isn't any shame on you. Just keep your ignorance to yourself and stop shitting up the place.

Or if you can't help but shit up threads you could go to one of the containment boards like /ck/ or /mu/ and hang out with the other 'trolls'

>>52937765
It's called 'roleplaying' you should read about it sometime.

>>52929265
My players tried that once.

Damn, even as a dragon you're still a gorgeous creature. Before you slay me in your new form would you let this bard have the honor of a date?

>Roll to seduce

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>Big Busty Evil Girl turns into dragon and starts wrecking the party
>bust is still big
How to tell you have a god-tier GM in 1 fight.

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>>52927340
Depends. Do I have to deal with just her, or with her and ALL THE POWERS OF HELL?

>>52927340
Roll for seduction.

>>52927340
I feel like we've had this thread before

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>>52927340
>getting out
We're getting in

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>>52927340
Misty Step away
>Screw you guys, I'm going home.

>>52944709

>PCs and dragon talk it out and she helps them dismantle her organization
¨>FRIENDSHIP

>>52944371
Since always? Dragons have a pile of SLAs

>>52932935
I remember a similar story, except without anybody turning into dragons. The villain was after a lost crown that would let him claim to be a prophesied ruler, and was also supposed to grant the bearer great wisdom although everybody assumed that part was bullshit. The heroes try to keep the crown out of his hands, but he eventually captures them and plans to have them executed during his coronation. However, as soon as he puts the crown on, he turns into a wise and good ruler, renounces his former evil ways, and lets the heroes go.

>>52928967
>People have been complaining about "Big Bad Evil Guy" for years
Weird how the /tg/ archive shows that you only started complaining about it last fall.

>>52927340
I turn to the Arch-Militant expectantly.
Her increase in size category has just increased the number of hits he'll get on her with his Heavy Bolter.
Poor stupid witch.

If that doesn't work, I vox the ship for immediate evac via Teleportarium.
Then bombard the site from orbit.

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>>52937995
Yeah but are the horses really dead? Seems kind of nonsensical and completely illogical when water or even living horses are much easier to swim in.

>>52944371
>>52946088
In 3.5, for example, tons of dragons get Sorcerer spellcasting based on their age.

>>52936468

Silver dragons are super QT too

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>you and the dragoness accidentally transform each other when you both miscast your spells

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>>52927340
>BBEG transforms from dainty sorceress into hulking dragon
So is she as human who assumes the form of a dragon, or was she always a dragon who merely assumed the form of a human for convenience? Why is the human dainty while the dragon is hulking? Is she merely hulking by human standards but actually quite dainty by dragon standards? Does she shapeshift into something utterly different, or is she like a Platonic eidolon which can substantiate itself as either a human or a dragon?

>>52927340
>unzips dick

>>52949909

Into what?

>>52927340
She looks surprisingly cute like that.

>>52949956
Shut up Tzeetch, nobody likes you

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>>52950250
Everyone loves Best Goddess though.

>>52950037
you into a dragon, her into a human

This is my first visit to /tg/ since like 2012. Why do you nerds hate the term BBEG now?

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>>52927340
Do what he planned to do to start with. Have a conversation with them to see if they might be willing to change their ways. He didn't come this far and learn how to make biscuits and gravy this well for nothing. He'll just need bigger biscuits is all.

>>52927340
Does the dragon have a stat block?
Yes?
I kill it.

>>52950624
It's one guy who always makes the same arguements. Ignore him.

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>>52927340

>The BBEG transforms everyone in the party into a dragon and laughs maniacally

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>party member transforms from dainty sorceress into hulking dragon when hit with dispel magic
>looks identical to another dragon you defeated shortly before meeting her
>she insists she was only traveling with you to, uh, learn your weaknesses
>not because she likes you or anything
>stupid human

>>52950624
Just ignore >>52950751 who wants to pretend no one could possibly hate his favorite phrase.

This pasta summarizes the issue.
>>52928967

I roll my eyes and ask if she could have possibly come up with anything more cliche. Proceed to roll speech checks to humiliate and shame her for such a flagrant lack of imagination and for being such a let down, since we expected something truly great from her unlike all those other weaklings who have to turn into dragons to fulfil their own petty vanity, etc etc

Charisma isn't a dump stat.

>>52953682

>male paladin transforms into dragoness when hit by dispel magic

>>52927349
you know its funny but i just realized that i've been saying BBG in my head instead of BBEG

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>>52927361
>>52928958
It may not be easy but by the end of it we will all have earned a new title: dragonslayer.

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>>52936147
>tfw you're a kobold trying to decide which dragon to serve.

>>52927340
>*unzips dick*

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>>52954486
>kobold in an adventuring party
>generally get treated like the party bitch but its okay because you're a kobold and are used to it
>in the big climactic battle, right as your party is about to be defeated, the sorceress reveals she's actually a dragon
>and the paladin reveals he's actually a dragon
>and the bard reveals he's actually a dragon
>and the barbarian reveals she's actually a dragon
>none of them knew about the others
>the BBEG is put down easily
>Holy fuck you've been hanging out with multiple dragons
>Holy fuck you can't wait to go on more adventures with a bunch of fucking dragons
>but then they all start fighting

>>52928893
Dragon casts [Quickened Futanari].
You succeed on your [seduce] roll.
Clearly that someone is you.
.
.
.
Bad end.

>>52928910
"The time for words was SHED WITH MY HUMAN FORM!"
The Dragon [takes in a deep breath]...

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>>52927340
Shape change from goat to germ.

>>52950690
In a blink of an eye you whip your sword out and run it through the dragon's stat block, killing it like a little statblock bitch it is. The dragon now does not have a stat block and is effectively invincible and immortal. If only your hands were nimble and long enough to pat yourself on the back.

>>52927340
The same way we did the last time this thread was posted.

At least put in the effort to find a new pic goddamnit.

>>52956840

i want to fuck dragon mim