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What are the most absurd things you've heard around the

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What are the most absurd things you've heard around the game table?

>Here is your character's backstory, I wrote it myself as you were finalizing your sheet
>You will have to send me a video of you writing with both hands or I wont let you pick ambidexterity
>What's the problem with playing an unaligned antisocial hermit in a political campaign?
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>>52900040
>A height of 1.68 centimeters is perfectly normal and the only reason you're objecting is because you're an ignorant American who wants to pretend he knows about the metric system.
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>>52900097
I choose to allow it.
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>>52900097
Was that person playibg as tom thumb?
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>>52900097
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>>52900133
No, he was playing a human sword for hire on the move. I really thought he just meant to put in 1.68m and made a thoughtless mistake.
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>>52900156
Is that player a midget?
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>>52900276
No. He was pretty average height.
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>>52900290
I can't think of unit system where 1.68 wouldn't be a midget.
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>>52900040
>Here is your character's backstory, I wrote it myself as you were finalizing your sheet
I honestly think this would be a lot of fun

I guess it would depend on how much leeway the GM gave me after the fact.
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>>52900306
In metric that wouldn't even be a fetus.
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>>52900306
I have bigger toes than that. So yeah.
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>>52900306
>>52900342
>>52900363
If it's in meters, which is what I still think he actually meant and was just retarded about it, that's about 5'6" which is short for a man, but hardly midget level.
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>>52900040
Thing is, if they're a good roleplayer, an unaligned antisocial hermit could really blossom in a political campaign.
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