Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1461: Murder Orgy Festival Edition

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How much attention do you like?

>>52884103
None, and it's amusing to see women act like children and sociopaths just to get attention.

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Posting PDFs of Marvel's WIPs from a few threads back.

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Tell me the secret rules of your alt-chains, /jc/.

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>>52884152
And Carmen Sandiego.

>>52884165
Potato mode.

>>52884103
Depends on the setting. I kept myself mostly unknown in KOTOR but purposely became a publicly known figure in RWBY.

What are everyone's Kingdom Hearts builds like?

>>52884165
Any conscious decision to Stay or Go Home must be unanimous between me and all Companions.

There's also the one with the vow of chastity.

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>>52884205
It's too big for a single post, so I'mma pastebin it. https://pastebin.com/Riz9JYna

Everything is suffering, kupo.

So Jumpers, if you have a fighting style, what does it look like?

Mine is pretty much just a modified Dragon Style: powerful attacks using my hands as claws, with punches and chops thrown in as needed, and kicks that resemble the sweeping of a dragon's tail. I use my overwhelming strength and speed and my insane flexibility, along with ki and elemental attacks, to keep my attacks coming in from random directions and keep my opponent unable to get a break and counterattack.

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>>52884205
Straight Magician, except I dropped the Barrier perk for the A Heart to Call My Own perk and the Local Hero's Endurance perk. I also took the Plotbound drawback to pay for it all.

I was a bit nervous at first, but Goofy of all people survives just fine. I like to believe that I have at least as much survivability as Goofy

So what's the deal with Overwatch? It seems pretty street-level?

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>>52884165
>Destroyer of Worlds, Jumper! What is reflected in his eyes as he crosses the infinite worlds...?

Jump 20: Kamen Rider Neo-Heisei Part 2
Origin: Hopeful Orphan
Perks:
You Know The Rules, And So Do I
At Least I've Got My Donuts
The Sorcerer's Apprentice [1400]
Just The Beginning [1100]
You've Got That Wrong [1000]
Never Gonna Give You Up [900]
Never Gonna Let You Down [700]
Missing Piece [400]
Oh, Dragon In My Heart x8 [0]

Items: [+400 for Items Only]
Promotional Movie Crossover Toy - Merge WizardDriver with OOOs belt [300i]
Jeweler's Special x3 [0i]
Variety Bag of Donuts

Drawbacks:
Warlock, NOW! [1400]
Delicious Tears [1500]
Plain Sugar [1600]
I'm Already A Demon - Duende, Al-Miraj, Makara, Cadejo [2000]

[1800AP]
Phantom: Lechuza - Wind[1500P]
Powers:
Blessed Wind [1400P]
Infinite Possibility [800P]
Mystic Liquid x2 [600P]
Last Engage x2 [400P]
Strength of the Earth x2 [200P]
Phantom Limbs [0P]
PhantoRise

Magic Rings: Connect, Driver, Defend, Kick Strike, Copy, Special, Excite, Thunder, Blizzard, Gravity, Dress Up, Fall, Drill, Bind, Light.

I have magic! Well, more magic, really. There was this very unpleasant owl in my soul, feeding off of my despair. Confronting it gave me magical powers. On top of what I had already, anyways. And now I'm two Kamen Riders for the price of one!

If only I had any idea what the actual plot of Wizard is. I should go ask him myself. Hey, Kamen Rider Wizard, what is your plot about why are you picking up a gun. Why are you shooting me?! WHY IS METAL CORGI WITH YOU?!

OH GOD THERE'S MORE OF THEM, TOO. QUICK, LUCAS, GET BASTION IN GUN MODE!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S BUSY EATING DONUTS

>>52884205
Traverse Town
Merchant Moogle
Traps and Gizmos800
Master Synthesist.500
Companion Import 200.
didn't need anything else so just dropped the CP.

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>>52884073
Also known as Dominatrix Aristotle Edition

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>>52884349
Nice.

>>52884205
On a related note, how great are Keyblades? I'm not particularly impressed by how the jump describes them, but apparently they're "it" for Kingdom Hearts. Are they worth it?

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I know in the Medaka Box jump it says you will lose any powers not bought by cp with "growing up" but didn't someone find a way around it by using Adult Mode from Lyrical Nanoha jump? Just curious if that would actually work.

>>52884165
No drawback caps. Plus, my only two "companions" are actually fellow jumpers that are helping me stop a massively overpowered evil Jumper. So, Potato Mode?

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Tell me about a time when you took a non drop-in origin, and discovered the life you'd been living up to that point believed or had done something with which you strongly disagreed.

>>52884394
It wouldn't. The jump is quite clear on that, even if some people try to abuse the exact wording to get around what it means.

>>52884421
That's totally Potato Mode.

>>52884388
I didn't find the keyblades to be anything that amazing. Kingdom Hearts doesn't exist in every multiverse, and I don't need a keyblade to open things regardless of whether they're conceptual or physical. If you like the looks, I'd say just craft one yourself for the looks. If you like the magic effects then get it from the jump

>>52884165
Infinite Tea

>>52884346
>>52884165
Am I drunk. I didn't mean to quote that.

Uh...only alt-chain rule of note I've done is no fiat backing at all. Purchases from previous jumps had a chance of backfiring or mixing poorly with other world elements. That chain had a VERY different dynamic.

>>52884294
Normally, it's pretty much just Aikido modified to include strikes/holds using my Kamui's scarf tails.

In decidedly unfriendly bouts, some Susanoo-inspired moves creep in.
https://youtu.be/skGwYM4FeFg

>>52884165
I've got a few test chains that went a little like this.

No drawbacks, No buying perks that cost 500cp or more, no warehouse or bodymod, no companions and every origin is just a drop in with different discounts.

Getting BS is so much more satisfying when you have to work for it and there's a lot less to keep track of so it's easier to keep focused on what's happening in character instead of just reading the shopping list and moving on.

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>>52884312
Once upon a time robots went all Terminator on everybody but Captain America, Uther the Lightbringer, a Dwarf Fortress character, Madam-Not-Appearing-In-This-Trailer, Big Boss, and Soon-To-Be-DEATH-GUN stopped them.

Then they added Magilla Gorilla, White Mage, Clint Eastwood, Raiden, and Marty McFly to their roster, as well as some guy whose wife got kidnapped and brainwashed by terrorists so she'd kill him because he just refused to die otherwise.

Then their HQ went boom, OverGate happened and they shut down. They all went around doing their own thing until Magilla lit up the Bat-Signal again.

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>>52884103
lol i hate it. but it just keeps getting worse the more appearance perks i take and i have no idea why. pls halp.

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>>52884451
I actually really don't like the looks. Not even because of the whole key look, which is pretty cool, I guess? But because of the damn retarded hand guards. How the hell are you supposed to even hold that shit?

>>52884388
Keyblades are the only thing that put Heartless down for good reliably and close a world's keyhole (which would otherwise be a way for Heartless to devour the world in its entirety) in-setting. If an anti-darkness magic foci sword isn't good enough for you, then that's just too bad.

>>52884485
So basically you have the duckface dilemma

Jumpers, what are some perks or drawbacks you never take?

>>52884525
Luck perks. It just feels like cheating.

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>remembering the old "Odin is a Jumper" theory

So which world did he start in?

>>52884525
I refuse to take certain "charisma" perks that pretty much make everybody react a certain way no matter what. I'll take perks that make me a better leader, I'll take perks that make me better at talking good, but I refuse to take perks that are nothing more than glorified brainwashing. Trap perks too.

As for drawbacks, I'm not too picky as long as it's not a guaranteed death or some kind of trap option. Fuck that shit.

Did I mention that I hate trap options?

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>>52884580
>"charisma" perks
So you're one of those guys.

>>52884500
Hold it by the outer guard instead of the inner hilt and take up the same stance you'd use for a fencing foil or epee. The softer stance lessens the chance that the offgrip gets turned against you, and switch to a hand and half stance depending on your range. Thrusts are weak due to the outer guard being a bad handling point, but swings are about the same as how you'd parry with an epee and if you're focusing on footwork enough, you shouldn't have to swing or thrust wildly all the time anyways.

It works better with keyblades that have a more pointed end like the Leopardus or the Oblivion, but it can work with other keyblades too.

>>52884580
>hate trap options
I guess you really hate Majikoi then huh?

>>52884500
Two-hand it and swing like a club most of the time. Sora actually gets pulled along by the Keyblade and/or makes it move by itself for some of his fancier moves.

>>52884577
Pokemon, of course. Sleipneir was obviously some one-of-a-kind mythical Pokemon that he took with him.

>>52884525
Always, ALWAYS take appearance perks. Always take demon perks except for that one. Always take magic or intelligence perks.

I'm never really keen on charisma perks. Or drawbacks that give you amnesia or an ugly appearance. Just feels wrong on some level.

>>52884620
>Sleipneir is just a Rapidash he imported a bunch of times and gave extra legs because why not

What's the rest of his team?

>>52884165
I Companion twins and only twins. Male/Female Twins take top priority, but any twins will do. Twins also only take up 1 slot, but any abilities they gain are at 1/2 power.

>>52884639
>spoiler

Which one?

>>52884525
I always take Harem perks and I never take Amnesia drawbacks, since I would essentially become a new person by the time I get my memories back.

>>52884642
>Odin is associated with healing, death, royalty, the gallows, knowledge, battle, sorcery, poetry, frenzy, and the runic alphabet
Dark, psychic, and fighting Pokemon?

>>52884165
Doctor's Companion Chain:

>No warehouse. That's the TARDIS's job.
>Always import companions if there is an import option. Always.
>Doctor calls the shots over jumper. If The Doctor doesn't like it, jumper doesn't do it. Jumper is allowed to go behind The Doctor's back, however. Let's hope that doesn't happen, wouldn't want to disappoint/anger him.
>If The Doctor kicks jumper out or jumper leaves, the chain is over.
>Jumper will still receive 1000 CP by default, but will still have to pay to import companions
>Not really a rule but more of a 'something to steer clear of': Jumper is allowed to gain power, but the focus here is more on using wits and cleverness instead of outright curb stomping someone simply because that isn't very interesting and this is for fun. Take a ton of luck/I'm smart perks okay to circumvent this.

>>52884525
I never take the "the heroes hate you and want to kill you" drawbacks unless I personally hate the heroes. (Which is actually quite rare in the jumps I actually take, as much as I go on and on about how I hate generic light novel protags.)

>>52884642
>forgetting he got TWO Honchkrows for some reason

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>>52884656
Berserk's Apostle option. Because fuck that option and everything that goes with it.

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>>52884165
Happiness is paramount. Give others a hand, and be kind to those you love.

>>52884701
>Also take some this makes it impossible for someone to kill/delete you/whatever and extra lives to circumvent this

What the fuck even happened last thread.

>>52884722
Never mention it again.

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>>52884722

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>>52884722

>>52884722
Normal jumpchain. Why do you feel like you need to bring it up?

What jumps have perks for being really good at dancing? Because I might as well have two left feet right now and I want to change that.

>>52884763
Seven Deadly Sins has some for Giants

>>52884722
Shat on people who deserved it. What else?

>>52884763
There's one in Last Exile, iirc.

>>52884763
Exalted Infernals.
Finally fantastic 6.
Just about any pick a mundane skill perk ever.

>>52884165
No Cap on Active Companions in jump, however, all companions need to have a slot of some kind. 8 Companion slots free. 7 Pods. Feathers and Ring work, but I can only make one Cheat Mode duplicate. after that, they stop working. DxD Evil Pieces create companions/Slots but they must be characters who died in their source media.

Basically, any method works once, or as many times in a jump as I can purchase the option. After one time, Jumpchan goes from amused at my ingenuity to annoyed at my exploiting that particular loophole.

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>>52884103
I legitimately cannot bring myself to care. Unless I'm running a business, in which case I'd prefer to have as much positive attention as I can.
>>52884165
Everything has to contribute to making her go from an optimistic plant themed witch to a jaded, poison themed scientist.
>>52884525
I tend to be pretty indiscriminate when it comes to perks, but I don't take drawbacks that make me act like an utter asshole (Or generally unpleasant.)
>>52884763
Futurama, Exalted Infernals, Crypt of the Necrodancer.

>>52884755
Because he's the shitposter.

>>52884777
>Ring
Not a pod. I don't know why people think it is because it mentions nothing about podding anyone.

>>52884165
I just kinda ignore the companion limits on how many people you can have out. The spirit of the rule was to prevent massive armies sweeping across settings, and I don't use my companions for that so I kinda went fuck it and just let everyone hang out or do whatever they want.

I also sometimes end Jumps early when there isn't much to do. That's if I'm not in danger, the plot is over, the world is at peace and I don't have any possible plans or drawbacks that would require a longer stay. I don't like gaming the system or anything, but I do just get rid of the tedious bits so the story/my personal enjoyment doesn't get dragged through the mud too much as I gotta figure out what to do in the remaining seven years of yet another modern world without significant differences compared to ours.

>>52884768
>>52884771
>>52884775
>>52884780
Thanks.

>>52884780
Who is pic?

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What jumps can get you a Valkyrie waifu?

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>>52884842
Rule 63 Dave Strider.

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Jumpers, what did you do with the Hogyoku?

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>>52884842
Genderbent Dave Strider you dingus.
You want me to tell you about homestuck?

How many people here rollchain? What are your experiences with it like compared to choosing what jumps you go to?

>>52884165
>No drawback caps
>If there's no import, companions can import themselves as drop-ins for free
>Companions can take drawbacks, so long as it only affects themselves; party/world-changing drawbacks are an everyone-or-no-one deal
>Bodymod and Warehouse start with 0cp, they gain 5cp (in a shared pool) for every completed jump.
>Purchase from gauntlets are stacked on Bodymod, so they still work on other gauntlets/powerless drawbacks
>There's no post-spark. There's no 'Stay' or 'Go home'. tHe RiDE nEvEr eNDs


>>52884205
I went Nobody Wielder. Nobody because I like their eldritch toon physics; Wielder mostly as a placeholder until we get Birth by Sleep.

>>52884880
No, I know what homestuck is.

I won't claim to understand it though, and anyone who says they do is a liar.

>>52884881
I do. It's a lot harder to make a consistent story line while rolling, and I've rolled jumps way beyond my ability to handle more then once. For example, I rolled Imperium as fucking Jump #5. That was the exact opposite of fun.

>>52884165
Creative Mode. :^)

>>52884205
I grabbed Nobody, Wielder, and the Light and Nothingness capstones. Considering I grabbed the Seeker of Darkness in Birth By Sleep I am almighty.

>>52884881
You get more disappointment than not. Choose your jumps and you can stick with jumps that you actually like and avoid jumps that are just shitpost fodder. Roll and if you don't know a whole lot of IPs, then either be prepared to do too much research or get fucking bored.

>>52884103
Depends on what kind of attention and what the chain is, really.

Writer Chain is more of a quiet sort who wants to be left alone to write and will sometimes appear to observe heroes and maybe train or advise them.

Well, ideally. Inevitably their companions pull them into stuff (Cu pissing the wrong person off, Nylocke seeing a GREAT INJUSTICE that he must change, Sakura wanting to go somewhere, or whatever, as Sage like Writer Nika wants to be left alone), or someone wanting power for any reason (good or bad) shows up at their doorstep, or someone threatens a person dear to them, or basically the plot shows up at their doorstep.

I haven't completely read all of Fate/Apocrypha, but telling from spoilers I'm pretty sure once Shirou Kotomine catches on that my jumper has Third Magic it's going to be FUN getting the hell away from him.

>>52884938
>It's a lot harder to make a consistent story line while rolling
Doesn't that mean your storyline is way more genuine though?

>>52884869
I combined it with an FMA Philo Stone, the HP Philo Stone, the Bloodstone from Noblesse, a couple Dragonstones from Fire Emblem and the Angel Stone from Symphonia.. then planning a few more things before I make it into my Gem.

>>52884294

At its core, my style is basically Kosaka Style Ninjutsu with a few melee techniques and some Iaido preferences. Kosaka Style Ninjutsu comes from Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple. It's the style of a couple of the world's most dominant practitioners of weapons based martial arts and can be summed up as "absurd mastery of anything even resembling a weapon" with distinct ninja themes. I personally chose Shigure as my teacher.

That being said, my personal weapon is a Sacred Spear that I spared no expenses on stacking and customizing to my specifications. Maybe the most important upgrades from the perspective of my fighting style are the ones that allowed it to learn my skills from me wielding it and it being able to fight on its own with all the power and skill I would be able to employ.

So basically, Kosaka Style Ninjutsu that has evolved to the point where I'm literally employing teamwork with my own, magical super weapon, sometimes providing support at a distance with whatever esoteric powers I might have at my disposal.

>>52884165
>Start with PMD
>Start with a very weak form and evolution for free
>No partner, can't take Partnerless
>Not part of the main plot at all, it'll be resolved by itself over the course of a few months or so.
>Jumper is a native to that world, so no meta-knowledge of other settings beforehand
That made it a good deal of fun, actually.

>>52884968
Not if you're running a normal chain then suddenly you get shit like Sonichu or the Room. With over 800 jumps, rolling half the time leads to a jump that is just boring as shit. The storyline becomes I sat around for 10 years and waited for things to end because there either was no plot or I didn't care enough

>>52884863

Legend of Galactic Heros is easier but another one is the Ragnarok on line jump

>>52884968
Eh, true. Doesn't mean it isn't annoying when you start coming up with something and then a single roll forces you change everything up again.

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>>52884103
More than I'd care to admit. Being a protagonist is rather addictive.

>>52884165
Don't have any at the moment. Life is kicking my free time in the nuts at every opportunity, so I'm having trouble just writing for the one.

>>52884294
I still like to fall back on my Fencing. As in, wielding an actual 6 foot section of white picket fence as a weapon. I was a little silly when I picked options in Ranma 1/2, so my unique martial art is Fence Fencing. Combined with the 'hiding things up my sleeves' and 'construction master' perks from that same Jump, I've cobbled together attacks like literally nailing my opponents to the floor or tripping my foes up with a hastily planted garden.

It's surprisingly effective.

>>52884525
I never take physical beauty perks. What? I like my face the way it is. It's mine.

>>52884653
Kinky.

>>52884780
Woo! Someone else shilled my Jump for once!

>>52884881
It's more interesting than choosing. I did several chains, and after switching over to rolling instead of choosing I find I don't get bored as easily this way. I have to actually think of how I'm going to survive, or what I'm going to do for ten years, and building in ways that I usually wouldn't.

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What are some good perks for helping a non-human with Pinocchio Syndrome become a real boy?

>>52884881
I do limited Rollchaining. That means I have extra stipulations on top like rerolls and the ability to chose whatever jump I want every once in ten jumps, and it tends to work out pretty well.

>>52885063
I think there's something at Unholy Heights, but I think that might just be a disguise.

>>52885063
Maybe animorph morphing tech? Probably that one perk from unholy heights. I think there's something in invader zim? If they're a companion, import them into another jump.

That's all I got.

>>52884902
oh, I like these.

I'm tempted to start a chain under these rules.

>>52884881
>remembering some of the old rollchains

I miss the robot.

>>52884620
>>52884577

Loki is his blood-brother in some of the myths, does that mean Ragnarok was his version of potatoes? Funny how their builds seemed so similar but Loki decided to max out on drawbacks.

>>52885111
I miss Topkek, Bugli and cowboy, myself

>>52885111
What ever happened to him, anyway? I know he went to Soul Eater last, but then he suddenly disappeared. Did the robot get turned to scrap metal by the locals?

>>52885140
The robit died in Soul Eater, yes.

>>52885140
I think it was him not being used to having a soul and Madness doing Bad Things to electronics.

>>52885111
We should have more of those.

>>52884881
I've dabbled with it but it never really felt right. Mostly because you end up spending hundreds of years in settings you don't give a shit about and I usually dropped them within 10 builds or so.

Rolling a few and choosing between them worked better for me but it still felt less like a legit chain than the standard choosing I was doing initially.

>>52884881
Honestly, after doing rollchains for a while, choosing just feels like the wrong way to do jumpchain. It feels like cheating.

>>52885126
Yeah, those guys were cool.

I remember the zombie but it was a weird ending.

>>52885126
RIP Dullahanon

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>>52885305
When has somebody ever left when they were told to leave?

>>52885325
Dirge.

>>52885305
I don't know how many times you've been told to leave but you haven't followed up no matter how many times it's been.
It's hypocritical to expect anyone else to listen to you on the matter.

>>52885264
Sub-souls are inherent parts of you.

Having a slutty soul means you're cheating on your spouse every second.

>This shit again
Report and ignore

>>52885349
But what if my spouse likes that my soul is slutty?

>>52885323
Did we ever find out who the father was?

>>52885360
Sorry about this.

I should've waited a day before posting again.

>>52885333
And yet he show ups sooner or later after he's told to leave anyways. So you haven't managed to get rid of him yet either.

>>52885382
That just shows how much of a shitposter he is that he won't fuck off back to SB when the thread clearly doesn't like him or his jumps.

>>52885360
>implying mods would even know why someone would want this deleted
Unless someone on the staff uses these threads they'd have no reason to even begin to understand the autism behind what is and isn't shitposting around here.
It's not like being an asshole is a bannable offense anyways.

>>52885382
Don't worry about it. For the record there's at least one anon who thinks you're an alright guy.

>>52884103
Depends on the situation, but typically I prefer to only be on the radar of a of few individuals or small groups. If any more people than that know/care about me then it's usually because I'm trying to take over the world.

>>52884165
Able to pick my jumps instead of rolling.
Builds aren't necessary. They're basically just lists that show which jumps to take in order to get as much power as fast as possible.

>>52884525
Anything that erases my memories.

>>52884881
I always do rollchains because it seems more fair and interesting. However I've come to realize that I have to skip over jumps I have absolutely no interest in so that I won't drop the entire chain.

What perks are there for impersonating people?

It's all well and good to be a shapeshifter but if you can't convincingly impersonate people's accents and mannerisms you're a bit more limited.

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>>52885380
Somehow fucked up this quote.
Plz ignore the mistake

>>52885434
There's a good one for that in Lunars.

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>>52885414
You deserve a shallow grave.

>>52884525
I never take amnesia or depowerment drawbacks, ever.
Just seems like a really bad idea since my jumper is alone

Jumper, do you have an archenemy? A drawback enemy that stuck around for some reason, or an evil Jumper that follows you around, a friendly rival that has a tendency to pop up when you least expect it?

Mine is of the Evil Jumper variety. He wasn't all that bad at the start, but his Benefactor pushed and prodded him in just the right direction for him to become a serious threat, starting in Infamous (Jump 4). At that point, he was the serial killer from that one drawback. He was a power absorber, dubbed a Leech Conduit, and grabbed fire, smoke, ash, and napalm right at the fucking start, and he's been a constant threat from that point on.

What does your jumper think of his old self?

>>52885465
He doesn't.

>>52885465
Kind of a gap in her memory.

>>52885427
>However I've come to realize that I have to skip over jumps I have absolutely no interest in so that I won't drop the entire chain.

I've seen this a couple of times and I frankly don't get it. What do you mean by this?

I've had times where I don't really care for the setting or the jump itself, but that's never stopped me from finding a way to make it interesting/valuable for my chain.

I don't even really get how going to settings you know or care about even helps in this regard, since I rollchain for the specific purpose of getting way from settings I'm familiar with, and like to avoid them else my chain gets same-y.

>>52885414
>the thread clearly doesn't like him or his jumps.
Then just remove the jumps, how hard can that be?

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>>52885539
you're cute

>>52885555
Thanks

>>52885539
Because there's a very vocal minority that is autistic about anything being removed from the drive, even though they aren't even jumpchain complaint and the majority of the thread knows how bad they are and wants them replaced, not to mention that they're made by a shitposter like Dirge who even himself says he's okay having them removed.

>>52885623
If they're a minority then overruling them shouldn't be a problem at all. Doesn't seem to be a problem here, especially if the thread agrees that the jumps aren't up to par. Why aren't they removed already then?

>>52885655
Because he's lying and wrong.

>>52885655
I just told you why. Thread majority opinion is being oppressed by a vocal minority. Possibly IRC too, I don't post there but I hear they also hate Dirge, but they're still anti-removing things from the drive.

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>>52885462
The Mad King from Kamen rider Neo-Heisei has followed my jumper trying to reclaim the castle, and power he took away from him

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Alright I can see this isn't going to go anywhere good for the next 300 posts.
I trust that you faggots know what is and isn't true by now.

Let him rot from now on.

>>52885731
is this fucking loss?

>>52885701
Fuck off Dirge, stop falseflagging.

>>52885762
Yes.

Yes it is.

Jumpers, tell me about your homes? If you don't have any permanent housing, where do you prefer to stay?

>>52885701
>When the goyim realize what we're doing.
SHUT IT DOWN SCHLOMO!
PURGE EVERYTHING, LEAVE NO TRACE!

>>52885701
>Thread majority opinion is being oppressed by a vocal minority
That only makes sense if you're saying the entire thread and IRC are too lazy to get off their ass and ask Brutus to remove a couple of jumps from the drive. What could the vocal minority hope to accomplish if he removes the jumps as the majority wants him to? Scream uselessly? Try and make their own jumpchain thread?

You have the majority behind you, it shouldn't be that difficult to delete a couple pdfs.

>>52885701
I think you might be the vocal minority.
Prove me wrong.

>>52885462

One of Jumper's friends/companions may also be the chain BBEG. I'm not entirely sure on that yet since they're genuine friends and stuff and make concessions for one another all the time despite disagreeing on a few points.

The reason I say this is Jumper can't help the hero traits, while the friend/companion is classic BBEG material. We're talking eating people for power, amassing hostile takeovers for resources and social strength, plotting in the background of each setting to take down threats to herself or others in the group, etc.

At the same time, Jumper doesn't know a lot of what she's actively doing, she mixes in half-truths to cover her ass and she always makes sure to have an argument ready in the case she's ever discovered. Like, she never ends up killing people who aren't on the list we picked up from Soul Eater, and everyone in the group already agreed those people were deserving of death what with the long list of crimes and Death himself giving approval. So if we ever find out about her body count, she can retread the ground we've already tread.

So, yeah, it's a very strange situation where we're not enemies, but there's definitely potential for things implode. When I took the JUMPER drawback in F/SN, the "worst case scenario" that made the JUMPER who wanted to end everything, a big contributing factor was things going really bad between me and my friend. To be precise, she somehow got infected by JUMPER's Madness Wavelength despite relative low exposure compared to even other companions. She then orchestrated the deaths of other companions and ate their corpses to keep them safe inside of her forever. It doesn't make sense, but it makes more sense in context.

>>52885513
I used to take any random jump I rolled, including the ones that weren't very well done or were extremely long winded.

I also always end up spending a ton of time researching the jumps I take and this can get kind of tiring if the setting isn't very interesting or if the information is really hard to find.

>>52885731
Oh goddammit you cheeky fucking bastard.

>>52885800
I own many different properties and places, but when I wish to feel at home and amongst my family, I stay at the Archipelago (How to Train your Dragon). All of my Companions have personal residences here, and it's where we all convene to chat, eat, etc, etc.

What jumps have perks that make any good deed you do for someone have a greater impact? I know Madoka Magica Wraith Arc has one, but are there other jumps with it?

So are we getting a PKH jump because that is awesome.

>>52885887
>PKH
What?

>>52885887
The fuck's a PKH

>>52885887
Maybe. Maybe not. It really depends on the work ethic of hercules.

Calling PKH awesome is objectively wrong no matter how you slice it though.
It's marginally worse than my gilded life which was two and a half trainwrecks for comparison

>>52885800
I have an entire mountain with a temple on top, a big Japanese-styled castle, a big dojo with a fully stocked gym, and a nice little calm river clearing nearby for meditation. I'm only on Jump 18 too, so I'll probably be adding a lot more as time goes on.

>>52885901
>>52885906
Partially Kissed Hero
Harry Potter fanfic.
Apparently it's different enough and awful enough to qualify for… jumpdom? jumphood?
Haven't read it, heard it was so bad it wraps back around to 'love to hate it'.

>>52885925
Isn't that the one where Dumbledore sacrifices kids to Satan and accidentally caused World War 3?

My Immortal jump when?

>>52885985
Got it in one.
Don't forget dark lord colonel sanders and muh fairies.

>>52885986
Only if we also get a HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH jump too.

>>52885995
>Don't forget dark lord colonel sanders and muh fairies.
You wot?

No seriously what? I've never read this fic before and I need clarification.

>>52886063
Fairies in Harry potter are basically bugs with vaguely humanlike shapes. They also make decent decorations at christmas.

In PKH They're actually true fae serious business plot device tier perfection and the gateway for Harry to succeed at everything because the author has a thing for that.

As for Colonel Sanders apparantly despite ruling the known world from the shadows, Dumbledore somehow doesn't know about KFC and was easily tricked into thinking that the Colonel himself was the dark lord of muggles and a serious threat to his rule. It's exactly as dumb as it sounds.

>>52885865
I recall that every property is it's own little island. Do you guys have like a little network of bridges, or boats, or artificial landbridges, or do you fanwank something, or just walk on water or what?

>>52885920
Working those jump properties. Nice! You going to stick to the Asian theme?

>>52886149
Pretty much, yeah. My Jumper's kind of got that going, what with the samurai/ninja/power armor type thing he has, and the fuckhuge odachi that he uses, it's definitely his thing.

>>52886107
Huh. Well that's a thing. Thanks anon.

>>52885887
>>52885925
>>52885985
>>52885995

Do we have a generic horrible fanfic jump?

Or is that too meta?

>>52886256
Technically we do. It's the vault in jokes.
Hyper stealth trap options on that one.

>>52886149
I acquired the Isle in the North from the same Jump, which states that it has enough room for Hundreds of Vikings. I have about fortyish Companion total, so we had more than enough room to establish a Village that houses everyone. Architecture is one of my hobbies, and I'm pretty good with tech, so I was able to build what I needed to satisfy each individual member of my Crew.

>>52885623
>dirge
Okay, I'm not a regular, having skimmed some of his jumps on the drive, what's wrong with dirge's jumps?

>>52886360
It's shitposting, ignore it.

>>52886360
Nothing it's either one guy with a vendetta or shitposters have realized that it's a really really easy way to get yous by shitting on him and his work.

The only real complaint I've seen so far is that Dirge does this thing with a survey team, but that's as easy to ignore as the Outsider in Dishonored so there's really nothing.

>>52886360
Besides anon being a complete bitch about the fact that Dirge doesn't listen to him, honestly Dirge's a verbose motherfucker.

Like really verbose.

Other than that, not much besides one or two people using his existence to try and make people here miserable. Just more instances of assholes not wanting people to have nice things.

>>52886107
>Dumbledore somehow doesn't know about KFC and was easily tricked into thinking that the Colonel himself was the dark lord of muggles
Okay then, new plan. How do I make Colonel Sanders into a Dark Lord?

>>52886424
Well, we have several jumps where you can acquire magic that can be taught to people. Alternatively, you could give him Force powers and make him a Dark Lord of the Sith, that ought to be something unique. Also, you can teach him how to be a dark lord in terms of scheming and all that, or you can just use stuff like Sacrificial Bestowment or the Loyalty reward from Dishonored 1 to give him a copy of your scheming/villain perks, if you have any.

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>>52886424
Dc already has one

>>52886498
I'm sorry, what.

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>>52886540
The best crossover DC has ever made

>>52886462
>Dark Lord of the Sith
On a related note, how can I become a Dark Lord of the Sith without actually being consumed by the Dark Side?

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>>52886498
>>52886540
>>52886554
There is also the Colonel Corps

>>52886557
We have a few perks that allow you to deal with that, one from the Spyro jump and another from Once Upon a Time.

>>52886498
>>52886554
Is this what DC is up to while Marvel is strangling itself to death and blaming the fans for not being PC enough? Because that's honestly great. This is the kind of stupid shit that comics are supposed to be about.

>>52886360
Shitposting aside the main problems that have been brought up about those jumps are as follows.
The narrative for the "jumps" doesn't fit jumpchain, so to begin with they should have been in /cyoag/ not here. They're just CYOAs using a similar template.
The second problem is that his English skills are poor and his writing level is low, so he often makes jumps that are difficult to read and are low in quality. Jumps that are too long for their own good or have confusing and pointless wording.
The third problem is that his jumps don't stick to canon and often add things that aren't found in canon.
The fourth problem is that the jumps are rarely checked for balance because people look at how long they are and just wave it along. If you look back there's barely any critique on it, which goes to show that they aren't checked for quality to begin with.
The fifth overlaps with the second and third and that's dead weight. If you look through the jumps normally over half of the jump can be ignored completely which means that the length wasn't necessary to begin with.

He's one of the better examples of a low tier jumpmaker, but that's not saying much since the only redeeming quality of his is that he's alright at formatting.

>>52886589
>The third problem is that his jumps don't stick to canon and often add things that aren't found in canon.

So you yell at Dirge about this but then Red gets away with it scot-free.

Hypocrite.

What does a supernaturally beautiful Jumper actually look like?

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>>52886626

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I'm going to claim Persona 5, since it's a good game and stealing things is fun. Any requests, other than a soundtrack and menu perk?

>>52886647
Maybe a table of Personas to roll for?

Or at least a list of names to give us ideas for our personas. It'd be a lot of help.

>>52886647
An actual, legitimate Wild Card option. Not barred like the existing trash that's the Persona jump.

>>52886647
OC personas The ability to go to back before P3/P4 start Please dont kill me anons

>>52886647
Post-Jump Velvet Room

>>52886647
Work with Igor

>>52886589
The third isn't a problem. Unless it's clearly for the sake of powergrabs original flavor is a good thing.
Fourth isn't a fault either. If someone has a balance problem they can go and take it up with him. He does listen you know.

As for the first. It's easily ignored if you don't like it. To me the survey team is neat and is a recurring team of friendly faces for when I don't keep companions around.

For the second. I wouldn't say they're poor, but that's an opinion. He does have problems with length, but it's always readable even if it's longwinded. At worst I'd say he's average. I've never had to take a step back and reread a perk 3 times to figure out what the text says for example.

I do thank you for not shitting the bed while expressing those opinions. It's a lot better than what usually happens.

>>52886647
An Attendant origin. Also, something for being able to work with your Shadow, like Futaba.

>>52886647
Go to bed drawback needs to be in there.

>>52886647
The ability to go inside someone's brain and steal their Treasure and solve their problems would be cool.

>>52886647
Someone other then you does it.

>>52886614
I judge SB jumpmakers differently from our jumpmakers, there's nothing wrong about that. I would trust an experienced jumpmakers with more liberties than an inexperienced one, and Red is a more experienced jumpmaker that knows how to use OC properly. Dirge doesn't and it makes his jumps bloated for no good reason.

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>>52886647
Perk for being a crazy evil ham like Goro. Also, something for being able to summon/create a Palace yourself, please..

>>52886647
+100 drawback where everyone calls you a NASTY CRIME BOY and treats you like one for no reason

>>52886647
>>52886723
Wait, is Persona 5 just Inception?

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How do you alignment /jc/?

>>52886739
Stop being a fanboy for once you dipshit.

>>52886739
Dirge has been doing this for 3 years dude.
He's one of the most experienced jumpmakers around.

>>52886747
It's more like "Phantom Thieves end up fighting government conspiracy and also God by entering their minds/souls/hearts or some shit, more news at 11."

>>52886747
replace gunfights with stand battles and you've got a basic idea
>>52886647
perhaps a drawback where you have developed your own palace, either having to defend it from invaders or confront the root issue to avoid going completely nuts

>>52886762
>/jc/ is over three years old
Where does the time go?

>>52886693
>The third isn't a problem. Unless it's clearly for the sake of powergrabs original flavor is a good thing.
The last time this was brought up people explained that this was a problem because inserting original flavor in the way that he does it prevented people from making jumps in the same franchise, because he inserts things where they don't belong. Also there's no clue where he gets these original ideas from so no one has a clue what they're supposed to do.

>Fourth isn't a fault either. If someone has a balance problem they can go and take it up with him. He does listen you know.
He's a SB jumpmaker, there's no reason to make an account over there just for a single person. On top of this, there's no reason to bother since his jumps aren't made for this drive and won't be accepted here.

>As for the first. It's easily ignored if you don't like it. To me the survey team is neat and is a recurring team of friendly faces for when I don't keep companions around.
It shouldn't exist in the first place. It's unnecessary and forces people to read some story they have no clue about. If it didn't exist, people wouldn't be forced to ignore it, hence it's a fault.

>For the second. I wouldn't say they're poor, but that's an opinion. He does have problems with length, but it's always readable even if it's longwinded. At worst I'd say he's average. I've never had to take a step back and reread a perk 3 times to figure out what the text says for example.
If a person cannot express himself properly in one sentence, that is a sign of poor communication skills. His inability to write anything concise is a sign of poor writing. The average English writer is much better than this.

>>52886647
Personas that aren't just from the first few Arcana.

Create a Persona instead of choosing a canon one.

Non Wild Card second Personas.

Start with Ultimate Personas.

Cat bus.

>>52886647
A Persona 5 that acts as a replacement for the existing Persona jump.

>>52886844
4 years this August, and I think the intro debuted on cyoa that June

>>52886852
It doesn't prevent anyone from making jumps. Nothing does. He also puts notes in jumps to explain what things do if for some reason the perk text isn't enough.

His jumps have been accepted multiple times even after he left. This is BS and you know it. If you don't care enough that's your problem, but then if you don't care why are you even bothering to argue about it?

I disagree.

I disagree

We getting to the end anytime soon?

>>52886762
Just because he's been here for three years doesn't mean he's experienced. Jumpmakers like Cracker Jack and Heavens have been here for maybe a year and I'd say they're easily more experienced than he is.

>>52886693
The survey team is fucking weird as hell and isn't a part of jumpchain. It was super jarring to see the in Spirited Away and jammed me out of the immersion. I haven't too deeply read any of Dirge's other jumps for this reason. he also rambles too much in his jumps when I just want to know what the hell this perk does so I can move on.

If he's so serious about perfecting his art, he needs to learn there's value in brevity. Resorting to long ass rambles just bores the reader.

I mean I'm not someone who typically criticizes jumpmakers but Dirge like other people has problems, but the amount of demonizing he receives is ridiculous. Sure, he might be a jerk at times, but who isn't at some points?

Are ya'll's just naturally like fish?

Because you're falling for bait.

... Again.

>>52886910
He's made 30+ jumps and is still going.
Do you honestly think someone can do that and not be experienced?
Then again there's no way this isn't bait so I don't know why I even bothered to reply.

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>>52886750

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>>52886932

>>52886906
I'm explaining objectively what the faults are since that was what the question was. If you want to overlook them I can't stop you, but pretending that they don't exist by sidestepping them doesn't mean they're gone.

The people who brought up the jumpmaking point made it very clear that there wasn't a point to try and make a jump if he was just going to leech items that would have been in their jump, so it does prevent people from making jumps.

If his jumps were accepted you wouldn't have people continue to harass others about using them. You can say that on paper they're accepted, but it won't change the fact that it would be better if somebody else not associated with shitposting made the jump instead. If you're going to say accepted and add a tagline saying don't tell anyone you use it because you'll get shit on, it's better to say it just got rejected in the first place.

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>>52886663
>>52886672
I'll try to have at least a few Premade Personas.
>>52886665
That's The Capstone for The Fool Origin.
>>52886684
Item Capstone for The Fool, you can choose the aesthetic.
>>52886691
Do you mean a drawback where you're working with him against
Yaldabaoth ? Because that's already on there.
>>52886707
The Origins are The Fool, Phantom Thief of Hearts, Confidant, and Conspiracy Member. Fusion is covered by the Velvet Room Item, and there's a drawback for their situation. It's 400CP for Confidant.
>>52886723
400 CP for Phantom Thief of Hearts.
>>52886741
100 and 600 CP perks for Conspiracy.
>>52886840
+300 CP.
>>52886727
Is that an offer?
>>52886883
4: 600 CP Perk for Phantom Thief
5: 300 CP for Phantom Thief.

>>52886939
>Do you honestly think someone can do that and not be experienced?
Template copy and paste isn't very hard. This isn't /cyoag/ where every cyoa takes time to image and write for. We have plenty of jumpmakers that have made dozens of jumps like mib, Red, Heavens, so the number game isn't very impressive.

>>52886984
Replace Dirge with Red and all these arguments are the same.

But no, your dumb ass has a fixation.

>>52886883
>>52886672
Doesn't the original Purseowner jump already do OC personas?
Because other than selecting an arcana there's not a list or anything.

Unless you just want P5 to also do it too in which case nevermind me.

>>52887029
Replace the default Persona jump and it should be good regardless.

>>52887036
So what defines experience to you then?
Because if it's practicing by doing the work and if it's not having done lots of work over time then what else could it be?

>Memes

What are the safest jumps to go through for the first three or so in your chain?

>>52887029
So it's confirmed you're making this for no reason other than to get shit out of the regular Persona jump.

Wonderful.

... Okay yeah this place is a lost cause.

Ya'll a bunch of dumb hook-bitin' fish.

>>52887092
See you tomorrow too, anon.

>>52887101
Yeeeep. Same time as always.

>>52884165
Companions are brought in on a per-jump basis. Some settings just weren't made to have certain people in them, and some companions just wouldn't want to go to a few. Imagine what your D&D party would do in modern day tokyo. It would be more hassle than it's worth. So usually I just keep them timefrozen for that jump.

>>52887070
Jumpmaking isn't just about writing a jump. All of our jumpmakers have gone through the thread multiple times and developed experience through feedback here. SB jumpmakers don't have that. Anyone can write a lot, just look at fanfiction.net. But if they have the same problems consistently that means they're inexperienced because they haven't fixed the problems.

>>52887081
No Game No Life, Mystery Science Theatre, and The Sims 3.

You'd have to do something shoe on head retarded to die in any of them.

>>52887081
Symbiote, ARIA, Batman: The Animated Series.

>>52887137
He did that for years too. Part of the reason he left was because he wasn't getting feedback from anyone around here anymore.
I don't think you realize the history here.

>>52887137
Um, Dirge used to be a Jumpmaker here for a long ass time. How are you gonna try and sell your argument that Dirge isn't experienced because he wasn't here getting advice and growing like other Jumpmakers we have when he literally did post and get advice and polished Jumps here?

>>52887175
>>52887181

So it's a newfag acting like an oldfag, AND a shit-thrower.

Wonderful.

>>52887146
The april first one? >.>

>>52887175
>>52887181
Why are you still replying when it's obviously someone posting shit.
He can't even be assed to do it right so don't give him your (You)s

>>52887029
I'd like a perk for taking on a Shadow form, if that's okay. I think it would be really cool, especially if combined with the Palace perk. Also miniature versions of all the Personas and Shadows would be cool. Stuff like a little toy Arsene, or a Jack Frost plushie.

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It's pretty obvious that the shitposter is obsessed with Dirge because he had a hand in the Christmas gift exchange.
There's no other reason for him to be this persistently buttblasted.

Just remember this. Other people having a good time is anathema to him. Don't spill the spaghetti and he'll starve to death.

>>52887196
No, the one that lets you get 100 Million a month, which makes most settings pretty comfortable.

>>52887196
>emoticons

Anon what the fuck.

>>52887196
Actually, Bee Movie could also be on that list.

>>52887039
>>52887223
I like these anons, they understand

>>52887227
You don't know my life anon, so keep your shit to yourself ^_^

>>52887226
...

I'm not sure how to break it to you anon, but we've got a fucking Tumblrite making jumps.

/jc/ is so far removed from 4chan that it doesn't even deserve the title of "disowned bastard child."

>>52887181
>>52887175
It's not like there's a guide to namefags or something, so no I might not know whatever history there is. From what I see, he dumped a few jumps twice when he was active here, didn't bother going through the feedback process like most jumpmakers would and then left for SB. I don't think there's anything wrong with judging by what I see.

If he's apparently that experienced and he still has that many problems with his jumps, that says something pretty bad about his jumpmaking.

>>52887242
Don't drag me into the shitposting shitposter-chan, I simply wish to ask questions. :3

>>52887224
Was that in the drive on April 10th? I don't have it on my local backup.

>>52887226
The fuck is wrong with emoticons? o_o

>>52887242
>we've got a fucking Tumblrite making jumps
>implying we don't have multiple
:^)

>>52887260
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>52887243
You've got an archive. If you want to act like an authority you have to actually know your shit.
Otherwise don't bother posting.

>>52887274
Aaaand saved.

>>52887277
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

>>52887242
>Tumblrite
Which fag is that?

>>52887260
I don't know! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

>>52887290
...Fug.

>>52887290
I was just about to post that ya sunofabitch!
(ﾉಥ益ಥ)

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>>52887242
>a fucking tumblrite
>a

>>52887296
Well I know NikaMoth's from tumblr, but according to the other cunts we've got more.

I don't even fucking know man. Ya'll take this shit too seriously.

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>>52887304

>>52887304

=＾● ⋏ ●＾=

>>52887309
So that was the fag blathering about
>muh representation
that one time.

>>52887281
>If you want to act like an authority you have to actually know your shit.
It isn't mandatory to dig up archive, especially for some namefag who left years back and left again. The only thing that sets him apart from any other SB jumpmaker right now is that shitposters love to use the name. Otherwise he'd be a nobody just like the rest of them.

Fucking weaboos.

The lot of you.

>>52887416
You mean the rest of /tg/ isn't?

>>52887451
Most of /tg/ are westaboos, not weeaboos.

>>52887407
It's mandatory if you want people to not call you out for being wrong when shitting out factually incorrect information like it's objective.
This isn't difficult. If someone cares enough about namefag drama to even bother getting involved then they should familiarize themselves with the material. Otherwise they shouldn't bother unless they want to get BTFO by people who already did.

>>52887475
>It's mandatory if you want people to not call you out for being wrong when shitting out factually incorrect information like it's objective.
All you've done is tell me that he used to take feedback in the way distant past that you don't know about and oh he wrote a whole bunch of words so he has to be experienced. This isn't drama, it's just you insisting that your opinion is right and mine is wrong, using outdated information that doesn't match up with the current reality to justify your opinion.

If all you're going to do is just keep repeating what he apparently did all those years back then just don't bother, because all it tells me is that he's never taken feedback seriously if he's still has the same problems after all these years.

>>52887548
Damn son you really are dense.
I think that's enough for me. You've decided to be willfully ignorant and there's nothing I can do to change that.
Enjoy (Pretending?) to be retarded

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>>52887564
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL REPLYING TO THIS CHUCKLE FUCK.
HE'S OBVIOUSLY SHITPOSTING. STOP GIVING HIM YOUR ATTENTION.

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>>52887577

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>>52887577
>>52887589
WORM_ANON IS TOO PURE FOR SOMETHING AS LEWD AS HANDHOLDING.

>>52887576
If people could just accept that other people can develop negative opinions of the jumpmakers they think are good none of this would happen in the first place. But they're under the impression that they need to correct them and we get these back and forth exchanges that go nowhere as a result.

Just let them shit on the guy if they want for christ sake. It's not like the guy is here to get hurt by it.

>>52887548
>experience doesn't matter if I didn't personally see it.
Wow this really activates my almonds

>>52887577
>>52887589
THAT FIRST ONE IS SHOPPED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! DON'T TRUST THIS!

>>52887602
Thank you anon! Finally somebody gets it!

>>52887602
Anon babe, wormie hasn't been pure for years.

A dub bah di ba do bi didi da

Ugh, jumps where you are limited to a certain number of drawbacks rather than a certain amount of cp in drawbacks are annoying as hell.

>>52887577
>>52887589
do not

DO NOT.

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>>52887612
AND YOU. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO NOT REPLY. THIS ISN'T FUCKING /v/ WHERE YOU NEED TO MEME ON KIDDOS ALL DAY OR ELSE YOU'LL FAIL YOUR QUOTA.
STOP FUCKING DOING IT.

>>52887577
Dubs confirm

>>52887619
>A dub bah di ba do bi didi da
What is this?

>>52887626
Eh, just ignore it, man. Unless you plan on sharing your chain with the thread, no one is going to know or care.

>>52887612
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. Do you feel like you've won a major battle by having the last word? Or that it makes a difference if people give a shit about whether your jumpmaker of the week is considered experienced or not?

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>>52887655
He's referencing Scaramouche, one of the new villains from Samurai Jack Season 5. He basically fights via music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhNVHuLuvDM

>>52887655
Anon babe are you telling me you haven't heard the musical magic of Scaramouch?

>>52887671
Can he do the fandango?

>>52887698
He can do it all, baby!

>>52886984
>>>>>>>>>objectively

>>52886910
>Just because he's experienced doesn't mean he's experienced
FTFY

>>52887880
Lewd.

>>52887231
Me too, Kanons. Me too.

>>52887863
He's about the most objective as you're going to get for someone involved in that shitpile, so what's your point? And no, the people blindly going "Dirge has no problems it's all negligible the thread doesn't hate him" isn't objective, they just think overcompensating the other way will make the problem go away and they don't want to lose a fight even if it's one they have no business in.

>>52887907
"The thread doesn't hate him" is absolutely an objective statement.
There are 75+ people that use /jc/ it's foolish to think even a fraction of them care. Even fewer of those think negatively given how often anti dirge shitposting gets railed against.

>>52887907
>>>>>>He

>>52887907
>>>>>>>>he
Totally not you samefagging to make yourself look good.
Not at all.

>>52887907
You literally just fucking expressed an opinion, that you think his jumps are badly written, and expressed it as fact.

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>>52887907
I think the "both" of you should shut the hell up about it.
Presenting opinions as facts is shameful. Never do it again.

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>it's another restart retarded arguments because the thread was moving too slow episode
If only there was something else on TV.

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Take a fucking hint. Dumbasses. You can't win.

>>52887922
Why are you even bringing this up when neither one of them pointed out that the thread hated him? This came from a question asking what was wrong with the jumps and he brought up a list of points which have been brought up before. Everyone knows that the jumps are long. We also know that there are weird shit in them. He didn't use nice and cheery language to frame it, but neither him nor the guy who replied said the thread hated him. Not even the shitposter trying to latch on to shitpost on Red said the thread hated him.

>>52887925
It? She? Xhe? Xe? They? We? You?

>>52887983
Cool bird, man.
What is it?

Also:

Jumpers!
Do you have a bird alt-form? What does it look like? How huge is it? Does it have any special abilities?

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>>52887983
Step 1) Pick a jump you like for a series you've never gotten into.
Step 2) Binge the whole damn thing.
Step 3) Rinse and repeat every time you finish a series.

Never take anything anybody says here seriously. Don't get invested. Just use jumps as an excuse to find new entertainment when you don't feel like actually playing jumpchain.

Using this thread for anything else is a waste of time.

>>52887983
All of them are from the same person just replying to himself. Getting past post timer isn't that hard.

>>52887907
This argument is so trite that it's meaningless.

'He may have been here for years, made dozens of jumps, received criticism gracefully and grew from it over time, but he he isn't here right now so past doesn't matter.'

'I don't like the way he writes which means that his jumps are OBJECTIVELY bad. Just because you don't accept the fact that I'm OBJECTIVELY right, doesn't mean I'm not.'

'I'm shitposting about his jumps, which means that my shitposting is justified, because if they were good I wouldn't be shitposting!'

'There's too much content here, we need to rip out the scenarios and remove all descriptive language, explanations, and context from the writing.'

This is every point that has ever been brought to bare against Dirge, and it's always delivered in the exact same way, there's no difference. It's shitposting, transparent shitposting, everyone can tell at this point because we've all seen it at this point. Anyone who hasn't seen it is new, and anyone who defends it is just you pretending to be someone else.

>>52888014
Read the post that is being replied to over carefully.
He did bring it up.

>>52888043
You replied to a samefag. Don't respond to anyone who sides with the shitposter on any level, because they are definitely the shitposter.

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>>52888017
It's a Secretary Birb.
They're the best.

>>52888039
>received criticism gracefully and grew from it over time
Can both sides at least settle on one story? On one hand I hear that he never listens to criticism, then I get people saying he always listens to criticism, then I have OAA saying he's a shithead that doesn't listen to anyone, and now you're another anon saying he grew from criticism over time. Which one is it supposed to be? I'd normally take IRC namefag over anon any day, but there's so many opinions now that it's a different flavor every day.

>>52888054
What if they're new? or perhaps a doubles advocate?
I like to give people the benefit of the doubt unless they're being total cunts first.
It lets me hold on to the little bit of faith in humanity I still have.
Don't take it from me.

>>52888069
Then you're also the shitposter. There is no reason to have any other opinion except to shitpost.

How do you justfy using the Forgotten Realms jump?

>>52888069
Anon, you need to stop believing in people. When posting on /jc/, your first instinct needs to be 'this is probably the shitposter trying to bait, or create a situation where they can bait'. Everyone is a shitposter, everyone is a samefag, everyone is a falseflagger. Don't believe in anything, don't even believe in yourself, especially don't believe in me.

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>>52888063
Do you really think there are coherent sides here?
With at least half the voices in the crowd making shit up there's no way there will be a consistent story.

>>52888086
That's nice, but it's also wrong.

>>52888093
I rolled it, so it can't be helped.

>>52888098
Right. OAA it is then.

>>52888069
There, there, Anon
~pats you on the back~
It's not so bad to lose faith in humanity.
It just means you won't ever be disappointed again in people acting like fools, since you'll know to expect it.
Just remember...
~draconic grin~
... Everything Gets Worse

>>52888086
ಠ_ಠ

Are you serious? Are you just shitposting?

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>>52888093
If it's on the drive it must have measured up to this threads impeccable quality control right?
The jumpmaker must have been a master to get it on there.
So there's no doubt in my mind it's right to use it.

>>52888110
If you're shitting on him regardless of the reason, you're shitposting. If you're thinking that they might have a point, then you're complicit in shitposting and therefore also shitposting.

>>52888063
>>52888105
The shitposter is constantly making shit up and OAA is massively salty. If you want to know the truth than trust your own eyes and look it up on the archive.

Dirge was a good guy, pretty much always nice, took advice when it was given to him, and got a good amount of critique and positive reception on every jump he's made and posted to the thread.

>>52888105
Did you actually ask him personally or did you just take the memes that people made about it as fact?
Because what OAA thinks and what people say OAA thinks are two very different things.

I'm not going to say they're friends, but this has gotten way out of control.

You are the most goddamn dense motherfuckers in the history of dense goddamn motherfuckers. You deserve the shitposter, fuck this shit, I'm out.

>>52888039
For me it's kind of funny to see this, because you're not intentionally doing it, but you're shitting on Dirge just as hard as the rest of them. Maybe you're not even aware that you're doing it either. But that's also what makes the people "defending" him so funny, because they don't even realize what they're actually doing.

>>52888139
See you tomorrow faglord.

>>52888143
please explain for the retarded folks watching at home.
I'm lost as to what you mean.

>>52888105
Why the fuck would you accept OAA's opinion on anything? I never had a problem with OAA, but he isn't credible as a source of information about Dirge if you knew anything about this saga of Namefag drama.

>>52888063
He listened to criticism. People complained about the length and the difficulty of understanding what some perks did and if you look at his newer jumps he puts in sections at the bottom that summarise the perks/items/etc and puts it in plain words what they do.

>>52888155
You bit the bait

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>>52888168
I'm but a simple fish watching from afar. I see a hook? I bite it.

But seriously I'd like to know what he meant.

>>52888137
From what I read in the archives.
>Guy says Dirge was pretty nice
>OAA points out that Dirge had been shitting on him ever since he picked up Air Gear
>OAA realizes he got himself involved in drama but felt he needed to correct people saying Dirge was nice so lost control
>People meme that Dirge has been harassing jumpmakers all over IRC

I can recognize the last part as a meme, but I don't see why OAA would lie about Dirge harassing him. Seems kind of stupid to lie about a person that's left, like, what would he even be lying for?

>>52888165
That there is a plain words section at all is a problem. There shouldn't be a need for that.

>>52888105
From what I've seen OAA seems to regret mentioning whatever argument he had with Dirge because of the autist that locked onto it. I don't think OAA ever really said anything about hating Dirge/thinking he's a bad jump maker. It's all the autist with abandonment issues trying to start shit.

>>52888155
It was a really common debate that used to show up on IRC where Dirge insisted he had issues with length and couldn't manage it, but everybody else would basically ignore him or just tell him it wasn't a problem. The impression that "Dirge never gets feedback" was because most people ignored the problems that he brought up himself, basically he shit on his own jumps so hard that other people didn't bother. I don't think the Survey Team was something he'd ever yield on and judging by his SB posts he doesn't even run normal jumpchain anymore, but the length, wordiness, and variety of options were always things he hounded himself on.

So when people turn around and deny that the problems exist in a way it's like saying Dirge's opinions were also shit. I'm not sure how SB treats his jumps, but the irony is that by the end SB gave him more criticism than we did here.

>>52888165
>People complained about the length and the difficulty of understanding what some perks did and if you look at his newer jumps he puts in sections at the bottom that summarise the perks/items/etc and puts it in plain words what they do.
I honestly don't understand why. His perks aren't unclear in what they do, and the reason they're long is because they actually fucking explain themselves. A lot of what people complained about with perks if they ever even bother to talk about them anymore is how unclear a lot of them are written. Dirge's Perk text is already pretty clear and through, I have no clue how anyone could be confused about what those perks do.