Its an " argument about a current political topic stalls the the game for an hour" session.
>>52839066
This remnids me of the time in which my paladin convinces the goblins and other humanoids working in the upper levels of a dungeon to join our cause because they were clearly being exploited.
This is the exact reason my group forced out our local feminist pc with pure autism and hyperbolic sexism.
>>52839245
>>52839245
>>52839952
If organizing a workers' revolution isn't a legitimate method of overcoming a dungeon, then that's not a campaign worth playing in.
>>52839066
Shit DM. Players should be this inspired.
>>52839245
>>52840056
>Mercenary band is laying siege to a fortress, we're tasked with stopping them
>5 of us
>2000 of them
>Infiltrate the camp, steal uniforms, fake a bunch of letters from HQ to the camp officers basically saying that there won't be any pay this period and to keep it hush-hush
>"Intercept" the letters
>Start a workers riot
>>52840056
Nothing quite like putting Goblin-Lenin on the fastest horse back to Assholia and just waiting.
>>52841062
objectively better than feudalism
>>52839066
I had this almost happen in a game I run on IRC, because a player was uncomfortable with a non-modern social standard and made some (incorrect) sinister guesses as to an NPC's motivations.
I like this shit
My paladin convinced the goblins to rebel against the troll that ruled the dungeon
10 goblins vs 1 troll, fucking awesome.
>>52839348
Instead of growing a sack and asking her to leave?
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>>52839066
Fuck you, Best GM. Picture's just missing the other two players on the opposite side of the table that are sick of Sociology-guy's shit.
>>52840847
Fucking awesome. Did this really happen in one of your games, or is it just a hypothetical?
>>52840847
10/10 plan.
>>52841209
Actually happened, was pretty much this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzz8BvaQL9Q
I always try to play manipulative, speech-oriented rogue classes, that's when pen & paper RPGs shine the most
>>52841263
>I always try to play manipulative, speech-oriented rogue classes
it's the best part of the game
being able to be where you shouldn't
saying thing you ought not to
>>52841322
Pretty much, the campaign started off as a typical "you must defeat the demons who are trying to take over the world" fantasy but with our group it basically turned into a Tom Clancy novel. By the time we were smuggling drugs to fund a civil war against a demon-corrupted emperor we were pretty much an alegory for the CIA war on communism.
So... How do I get to play a worker's union in table top instead of a bougie "hero" type? Just roll up 6 Level one commoners?
>>52841322
>in the bucket
Q-quoi?
>>52841148
Instead of growing a brain and taking responsibility for their own behavior.
>>52839066
A better punchline would have been "You're a dwarf!"
>>52841148
Not as fun.
>>52841766
You know you're a fanatic when not agreeing with someone's anti-scientific ideology that ignores biology and psychology for the sake of feelings is "brainless."
>>52839066
>UNIQUE GENDER NOTIONS