/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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>>52801728
I want to dethrone God and make everyone happy!

>>52801777
i bet god wouldnt be happy with that

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>>52801728
The other CYOA mentioned in "Lighted by the Aurora".

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>>52801777
>holy trip's
God confirmed for overthrown by the people's rebellion, fluffy tails for all.

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>>52801728

I'm torn between 'An Emerald Shard' and 'Lighted By The Aurora'

>>52801784
So? God is 1 entity; 'everyone' is... what's the current population of Earth? 6-7 billion or something? Either way, the math is pretty clear, and any utilitarian moralist worth their salt knows which choice is the right one.

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>>52801856

>>52801728
http://www.strawpoll.me/12785397

Did anyone save the most recent RWBY cyoa? I have the old version, and the new version has the better semblances.

>>52801914
Is it any of these?
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/filename/rwby/

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>>52801914

>>52801864
>any utilitarian moralist
Not so. If god's individual happiness was massively more important than any individuals, let's say 10 billion times as important, then the overthrow would be an objective bad thing.

>>52801864
the math is pretty clear that if everyone isn't happy that means that everyone isn't happy

sorry anon, if you want to make everyone happy you'll have to get a better plan

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It's weird how many action adventure games would have the word "Dark" in their titles. I'd make an expansion for this but nothing good came out recently except for Dark Souls, and I don't like that enough to know much about except it's memetically difficult and "Praise the Sun".

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>>52802142

Does someone have the dark lord cyoa + the extra page that was made later?

>>52802223
we don't need cyoas to be dork lords here, anon

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>tfw no comfy evil cyoas

>>52802304
There's one in progress, I think. Though it may not be comfy.

>>52802304
you need to be dumb to be comfy, and being evil and dumb together isn't a very good idea, mister dim lord

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>>52802333
Idiot villains are toptier though. There's something to be said for a villain so powerful he's free to act like a moron without repercussions.

>>52802333
A dragon villain that just revels in the luxury provided by its hoard could be pretty comfy.

>>52802394
>>52802333
I'm sure you can be very comfy, anons :^)

>>52802394
It's also the classic scenario where the dragon gets killed because it acted like a moron.

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>>52802333
Or you could just be so powerful you spend most of your time sleeping, eating and shitposting on 4chan.

>>52801943
Name: Obidah Slate
History: familiar face (90)

Age: 17
Sex: male
Race: human

Starting location: Shade academy

Semblance: Taskmaster

Gifts/talents
Will (80)
Intelligence (70)
Ferocity (60)
Tactics (40)
Memory (20)
Strength (0)

Weapon: Variable, Macuahuitl + chainsaw(600)

Items/Mods
Scroll
Collapsible (550)
Armor (450)
Parachute and grappling hook (300)
Rebreather (250)
Targeting glasses (150)
Wilderness gear (100)
Additional weapon form; assault rifle (0)

>>52802142
Why is the Darkness described as such a shit option when it should be the best one, huge negativs but still the best one.

>>52802543
that does sound dumb, but not very evil

>>52802473
You could put in stuff about seeing off the pesky knights that come by thinking that they'll become famous by slaying you. Minions to set traps and ambushes, or just roasting the knights. Just keeping the tone somewhat comedic can resolve that issue without hurting the comfiness level.

>>52802543
>you'll never be Yukari
>you'll never lurk /cyoag/
>you'll never manipulate the border between fiction and reality of your favourite cyoas
>you'll never cross the border into those cyoas

You're trapped on this Earth forever.

>>52801943
>However weather or not you pursue this opportunity is up to you
>However weather or not
>weather

>>52802558
Because the author barely understands anything about the games he's making writeups for.

>>52802592
Have faith anon, if you become delusional enough you can totally do those things.

Do CYOAs count as OC?

>>52802774
Yes?

>>52802142

Perfect Dark Zero. I mean, Tomb Raider is also tempting, but this way I can take off the spy catsuit once I'm done and wear a sweater or something - you know, not be videogame girl eye candy ALL the time. If I take the Tomb Raider option I'll spend the rest of my life struggling to get anybody to make eye contact ever. I'm up here, boys...

Also better guns and stuff. Which is obviously what really matters here. Yep. Totally.

>>52802774
No.

>>52802774
Maybe

>>52802916
I DONT KNOW
CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION

>>52802774
Ask again later

>>52802558
Well, to be fair, "best option" out of "universally terrible options" isn't the greatest award.

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>>52802543
>yukari is evil
That's a pretty funny meme.

>>52802936
You're not the boss of me now!

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>>52803038
She hasn't transported me to a world where I'm not considered a loser, has she?!

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>tfw you notice a big hidden surprise in one of your favourite cyoas

Why don't cyoas have more easter eggs?

>>52801728
I've noticed something peculiar about my taste in CYOA over the years.

Back when I was younger, I would always forego the choices that revolved around cultivating a domain in favor of picking options that would allow me to be an adventurer supreme, but now that I'm a bit older all of my choices revolve around gaining as high quality a stronghold as possible and constructing my choices in a manner that would allow me to have as much power and prestige over my domain as possible.

So I've been thinking that this is probably a side effect of my hormones changing with age and making me more inclined to settle down.

Do any of you think that you can accurately determine the age of other people based on their choices, or indeed, the age of the constructors of the CYOA games themselves based on what they choose to focus on?

Obviously a lot will come down to taste, but I think there may be some broad recognizable trends there.

>>52803214
a hidden surprise? like a box?

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>>52803214
That can't be real?!

>>52803038
Lady Yukari, fix the borders please and thank you.

>>52803235
Some people just don't have any cock control.

>>52803214
There something I ain't seeing here?

>>52803392
The scrawny man has a big erection that jumps up as the strong man flexes.

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>>52803224
For me it's always been like this

Humble but Pleasant>Eternal Traveler>Castlelord of Comfy>Paladin Fucklaw>Death Destroyer of Worlds

I'm averse to opulence and prefer simple things, whether it be travelling or settling down.

>>52803397
That's not big. That's enormous.

>>52803224
>>52803406
Let me chime in. For me it's:

Death the Destroyer of Worlds living a Humble, Pleasant life in a Comfy castle, occasionally going out to Travel and mingle with the mortals, and bully Paladins who come destroy me.

This is the ultimate powerfantasy.

>>52803199
But anon, there is no such world.

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>>52803467
Rude.

>>52803214
Those are called mystery boxes dear and many cheat and read them.
If you mean references and shit that gets done all the time. Either you get them or you don't.

>>52803494
It's better that you know now. Before anything truly disastrous happens.

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We ended up doing a double elimination challenge for this CYOA a few days ago.

When the thread died, the two challengers ended up being

"The Trapper"
>Elf
>Chainmail
>Net

>Calculated
>Sword

Accuracy 9.6
Speed 8
Power 9

Deflection 2
Dodge 0
Absorption 1

Prowess 30
Final damage * 1.3

at 3 wins and 1 loss, and

"Halfling Berserker"
hobbit, brutal, none, sword, shield
attack: 8, 9, 6, prow 30, -50% base to enemy's base armor stats
defend: 1, 5, -1

at 2 wins, 1 loss.

>>52799865
http://imgur.com/a/A25Uy
It's also linked on the 1d4chan page for Conduit.

>>52801728
I really like the Black Sun but face it, it's the Fermi paradox. You'll almost certainly never met another single living being in the entire universe.
Unless you hang with Spirits Beyond one-man zombie show and the Emerald Shard on the rare occasions they leave their hidey-hole or go ghost hunting with Void Promise or dungeon delving with Truth in the Ruins, you'll be alone forever.

>>52802394
Fucking boring but go ahead and make it.

>>52803554

The Knight
>Human
>Plate
>Great weapon

>Mobile
>Sword

Accuracy: 8
Speed: 11.25
Power: 9

Deflection: 1
Dodge: -1
Absorption: 2

Prowess 90

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Rejoice! It's time to unleash yet another of my CYOAs upon this world!

Uncensored version
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>>52803718
Let's see how you fare against the other challengers.

Trapper: (9.6 - 1 = 8.6) * (8 + 1 = 9) * (9 - 2 = 7) + 30 = 571.8 * 1.3 = 743.34
Knight: (8 - 2 = 6) * (11.25) * (9 - 1 = 8) + 90 = 630

Berserker: (8 - .5 = 7.5) * (9 + .5 = 9.5) * (6 - 1 = 5) + 30 = 386.25
Knight: (8 - 1 = 7) * (11.25 - 5 = 6.25) * (9 + 1 = 10) + 90 = 527.5.

So the Trapper is at 4w 1l, the Berserker is at 2w 1l (I made a mistake; he didn't lose beforehand), and your Knight is at 1w 1l.

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>>52803783

Uncensored version
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>>52803804

Uncensored version
>>>/d/7373361
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>noone posted beri's OC yet
For shame

>>52803815
>>52803804
>>52803783
I see someone has been browsing the baggy eye thread on /d/.

My nigger

>>52803858
Baggy eyes is the shit!

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>>52803783
>no waifu (male) option

So close yet so far.

>>52803856
Sui, Because Cute is Justice!

>>52803783
Is there more to this than waifu's? Why does a waifu cyoa need an uncensored version?

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>>52803554
Haven't even looked how viable this one will be but

THE WALL
>Dwarf
>Plate
>Shield
>Spirited
>Hammer

Accuracy: 7
Speed: 7
Power: 10

Prowess 30

Deflection: 4
Dodge: -1
Absorption: 4

>>52803891
Basically you get powers and cool shit, but you pay with your waifus "sanity", the more messed up you make your waifu the more points you get for powers.

>>52803873
>Appearance - Shallow As Fuck!

>>52803922
Cool. I'm dumping her immediately. Don't give a fuck if some stranger kills herself.

>>52803922
So you make a shit waifu and get super cool powers when you make another have a shit life? You don't even need a waifu then.

>>52803964
>>52803972
>Loophole
If you dump your waifu the love godess who matched you up with your waifu will find you and kill you, its in the CYOA. So no loopholes.

>>52803964
>If you make her feel unloved or break her heart, I will find you and murder you in your sleep.

Wouldn't recommend it, anon.

>>52803783
The fact that i am ok with so many of the ''quirks'' worries me...

>>52803996
>>52804002
So just kill her instead. It also says she'll hook you up with the waifu of your dreams, but no one wants a shit waifu. This is basically that broken waifu CYOA except with powers and much much worse.

>>52804002
Then I die.
>>52803996
I'll cuck her instead, whatever makes you happy.

>>52803783
>choose T2 power
>omnipotence
GG.

>>52804047
If you don't want your insane waifu what are you doing with this CYOA then?

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Is there already a delinquent cyoa? I just realised how much of a fantasy of my pasty, nerdy self that's always been. To be a delinquent, ditch school, do drugs (nothing too bad), etc. Even better if it's anime-tier delinquency that's mostly just fucking cool.

If there isn't already one, then how should I go about making one? What does a good become-a-delinquent cyoa need?

>>52803804
If I take the nightmare option, will a yandere waifu see that as cheating?

>>52804069
It's just someone who hates tokhaar.

>>52802631
well it's not even that

>>52804069
>Basically you get powers and cool shit, but you pay with your waifus "sanity",
>Basically you get powers and cool shit

>>52804100
But that is not the point!

>>52804083
Nope, its perfectly safe, otherwise the goddess wouldn't offer you that option in the first place.

>>52803783

Skill, Tier 2 (Writing) (-4)
Adventure, Tier 2 (A universe of my own creation) (-4) [-8]
Hearth and Home, Tier 2 (-3) [-11]
Power, Tier 2 (The Will and the Word) (-7) [-18]
Immortality, Tier 2 (-6) [-24]

Choosy

Exhibitionist, Tier 0 (+3)
Twin Sister, Tier 3 (+2)
Magical Girl (+1)
Cuckqueen (+1)
Fertility, Tier 0 (+1)
Snug Fit (+1)
Desserts (+1)
Weapon Obsession, Tier 99 (-1)
NEET (+1)
Loli (+1)
Seductive (+1)
Phone Sex (+1)
Pet Play (+1)
Quiet (+1)
Sexist (+1)
Horny (+1)
Bestiality (+1)
Daddy Issues (+1)
Hungry (+1)
Sensitive (+1)
Blunt, Tier 2 (+2)
Meek (+1)

>>52804113
Powers are infinitely better than a waifu.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>52803783
>That massive-ass wall of text at the start
>That autistic "HAHAHA" smeared everywhere
That's off to a bad start.

>Be the Girl Mode
Wait, so who gets the perks?

>Low Standards 1
Hoping for four, nine, or ten.

>High Libido T2 3
>Exhibitionist 4
>Magical Girl 5
>Let's Try That! 6
>Attention Whore 7
>Futanari 8
>Denial T2 10
>Seductive 11
>Nightmares 12
>Hungry 13
>Somnophilia 14
>I Say Stop 15
>Blunt 16
>Unique Style 17
>Bossy 18

Assuming the generic husbando gets the powers:

>Money T2 15
The greatest superpower - and shareable, too!
>Beauty 11
Having a 10/10 waifu sounds nice.
>Adventure 8
Comfy urban fantasy, with a splash of action and lewd.
>Hearth and Home 7
A penthouse in the fantasy universe.
>Comfort 5
Can't have a dirty waifu!
>Immortality 0
Probably not necessary, but obligatory

>>52804113
>you're not allowed to play CYOAs how you want to!!!!!

>>52804131
The goddess doesn't really seem like someone who has her shit together.

>>52804159
I agree.

>>52804176
>Rolled 7
Not bad, not great.

I'm going to try DMing a campaign for 3.5 edition D&D I've been working on the last few weeks. It's my second time DMing ever, and I was curious to how much I can lay the rules if I wish to have a certain event happen?

In particular, I want a series of spells to trap players in an extra dimensional space where their life-force is altered. There's no spells that would do what I want that are in the game, the life force altering part at least. It'll make it so instead of having their collective HD per character, each character only gets one of their HD at a time, but still have a total of HD equal to their level. So if John the Rogue has 6d6+1 for HD, then he has 7 HP at a time, for 6 total loses before he would die. Each time the players lose a single HD, their highest two ability scores drop by 1. Their scores can be regained, along with hit dice, but for every potion or spell they may use, each player may never restore HP over a HD per use. So a potion of cure serious, no matter what, would only give John one set of 7 HP and a one point increase to their weakened abilities per potion. Same for other spells and abilities. I'll then have them fighting weaker monsters than their used to, but they'll be more dangerous. And in the end, I'll have them face their own party at 5th level (they'll be 8th for this). If they lose, or die (lose all hit dice), the player or players will regain full health and abilities, but will drop one xp below their current level, and lose everything with that, permanently. This can keep happening until they lose all their levels (die). The only way the party can leave is by defeating themselves or dying.

I was thinking someone sets spell traps an item the characters are searching for or traps an area the players enter to cause this. It'll be a DC 25 Will save to negate the effects or else be transported. But does this seem unfair or OP? I was really just trying to create a challenge by introducing a new mechanic instead of a new monster.

>>52802558
Because otherwise it wouldn't be as funny.

>>52804069
Some people are petty children and think shouting I'M DOING IT WRONG ON PURPOSE is an effective method of 'punishing' and spiting people for making CYOAs they don't like.

Imagine a five year old who has to eat his vegetables.

>>52804076
>If there isn't already one, then how should I go about making one? What does a good become-a-delinquent cyoa need?

Reverse Traps that get flusterd when you call them girls or pretty

>>52801777
Good children succeed and surpass their parents in time and since it is said ¨as it is in heaven, so it shall it be on earth¨...
Let's succeed the Father, with fuffy tails.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>52803783

Didn't read the intro I hope it wasn't important. I see anime stuttering and awkward laughing.

Normal
Holy shit even more cringeworthy text and awkward laughing.
>Tier 2 money -5
>Tier 2 skill -9
>Tier 1 beauty -11
>Comfort -13
>Tier 2 power -20
Omnipotence.
>Change -23
Too long to list, basically I can do whatever I want and suffer no consequences. Steal a car, open locked doors, fuck anyone I want
>Low standards -22

Oh god he keeps this cringy monologue...
>Terrible humor -21
>Vampiress tier 1 -20
>Delusional -19
>Tier 99 dirty mouth -17
>Narcissist -16
>Tier 0 exhibitionist -12
>Cancer Tier extremist -8
Jihadist. Blows herself up. If that's not allowed see note.

Note: Use omnipotence to make my """waifu""" okay with me not acknowledging her existance. If the goddess has a shitfit I use omnipotence to make her my living stool.

Okay I can't bother with more. Boooring.

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>>52804076
>tfw you'll never be a delinquent girl with a harem of delinquent husbandos

Why did I have to grow up in upper middle class with a loving family?

>>52804293
You should force them make a build in a CYOA. If they pass the Will save, it's one of the comfy home ones, if they fail save, it's one of the uncensored /d/ waifu ones.

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>>52803815
>>52803804
>>52803783

Normal Mode

Money Tier 2 (-5)
Comfort (-2)
Immortality Tier 2 (-6)

Shallow As Fuck (-2)

Clingy (+1)
Fertility Tier 0 (+0)
Snug fit (+1)
NEET (+1)
Favorite Color (+1)
Let Go! (+1)
Nightmares (+1)
Quiet (+1)
Milk lover (+1)
Hungry (+1)
Crybaby (+1)
Scarred (+1)
Sensitive (+1)
Blunt (+1)
Unique Style (+1)
Meek (+1)

Infinite Money + Immortality is a good start, keeping the quirks normalized so I don't have to hide her to maintain normality. Shallow As Fuck option is her but with hair covering one eye.

>>52803815
Does body swap also result in your waifu getting any powers that you have along with your body, or do the powers follow your mind/soul/whatever into her body during the swap?

>>52804020
Many of the "quirks" are huge pluses for me.

>>52804570
If you swap body with your waifu the powers you have will stay with your body.

>>52804020
>>52804605
Isn't that the point of /d/ cyoa? Give you points for your fetishes?

>>52804542
Lol

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>>52803783
>Normal Mode

>Beauty (-2)
>Luck II (-9)
>Adventure: Urban Fantasy (-12)

>Shallow as Fuck (-14)

>High Libidox10 (-4)
>Clingy (-3)
>Super Masochist (-2)
>Delinquent (-1)
>Crybaby (0)

This might just be the best husbando cyoa ever!

I wonder how long it'll take me to conquer an urban fantasy world with godlike luck. Promises to be fun.

>>52803783

Normal Mode

Compensation
- Power (-3) Tier 2 (-4) Biomancy
- Immortality (-5)

To define the power, it is awareness of and the ability to manipulate living matter. Flesh sculpting will allow me to modify and reinforce both my own body and that of my waifu, as well as manipulate the bodies of others. Theoretically this would grant immortality as well, so I just went ahead and purchased immortality as well in order to keep everything on the level.

Appearance: Choosy, 12 (Free)

Running Total: -12

Quirks
- Vampiress (+1)
- Delusional (+1)
- Dirty Mouth (+1)
- Exhibitionist (+1)
- Extremist: Socialism (+1)
- Clingy (+1)
- Sex Marathon (+1)
- Favorite Toy: Collar (+1)
- Let Go! (+1)
- Nightmares (+1)
- Hungry (+1)
- I Say Stop (+1)

End total: 0

Most of the quirks can be dealt with using biomancy. For example, vampiress isn’t such a big deal when I can do things like rewire my own pain receptors so that I’m not bothered by her biting me, and being able to quickly regenerate any lost blood. To deal with hungry, I can use biomancy to grow tons of food for her to eat. The combination of sex marathon, let go, and I say stop can be dealt with via simply buffing up my own body to the point where I can just outlast her. While I fully intend to give her body enough durability to deal with any risk of accidental death, I can dial down her stamina at critical points so that she’ll be the one falling unconscious rather than me.

>>52804694
>This might just be the best husbando cyoa ever!
???

>>52804057
>choose T2 power
>omnipotence
That's not really one superpower tho, that's all superpowers combined and more.

>>52803856
Lyri, please and thanks.

>>52804716
Do you understand how rare it is for an husbando cyoa to give you both great powers and an interesting setting while still allowing you to design an ideal husbando?

>>52804720
Says who?

>>52804720
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
Yeah, actually, it is. It's just a power that lets you do anything. Kind of like how invisibility lets you go invisible, or flight lets you fly.

>>52804694
>>52804486
>>52804076
Now I'm in the mood to make a delinquent cyoa. Fuck you guys. If I make it, you can be sure it's going to be cliched and tacky as fuck.

>>52804293
How about a spell that transfigurates the characters into living legacys of themselves and the damage they take is damage to their narrative that manifests as loss of abilities?

>>52804736
This is a) picking your waifus fetishes not her body and b) making a waifu not a guy

>>52804753
>>52804743

Well then I guess I have to nerf that shit and specifically state in the text omnipotence is off limits.....

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>>52804753
>flight lets you fly

If you don't use the power of flight to fly above reality and become invincible, you don't deserve powers at all.

How about becoming more creative instead of trying to get boring old omnipotence, huh?

>>52804793
Who says waifus can't be guys?

>>52804196
She's probably someone's waifu who went crazy after they did this CYOA.

>tokhaar sacrifices his waifu's sanity for power
>she kills him and take his place/powers
>makes a CYOA about what happened to her to tell the world what she experienced without saying it

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>>52803783
>Compatibility Mode
Because Conduit.
I actually like some girls from the low standards section. Isn't there any way I can choose from those? Screw it.
>Shallow as fuck (-2)
>Twin Sister (-1)
>Weapon Obsession, Tier 99 (-2)
>Always By Your Side (0)
>Delinquent (+1)
>Super Tight (+2)
I want more points, let me go back and find some quirks that are merely acceptable.
>Somnophilia (+3)
>Quiet (+4)
>Emasculation (+5)
>Let Go! (+6)
>Emotionless (+7)
https://1d4chan.org/images/6/6b/Conduit_Beginning.png (27)
I spent a point of a my starting amount attracting a mature least conduit. I had no idea she would take a second one with her, or that they'd get so attached to me.
>Starting World: Crucible
>Extra World: Rim (25)
>Guide (24)
>Attract Least Conduit (23)
>Sands of Time (22)
>Bridge Finding (21)
>Tongues (20)
>Crucible
>Azoth Ember (19)
>Forge (18)
>Athanor (16)
>Hearth Fire (14)
>Azoth Blaze (13)
>Azoth Conflagration (11)
>Rim
>Binding (10)
>Preaching (9)
>Beauty (8)
>Biome Adaption (7)
>Infusion (6)
>Iron Age (5)
>Classical Age (4)
>Renaissance (3)
>Industrial Age (1)
>Native Dangers (0)
My two companions might be eccentric, but they're vigilant and powerful bodyguards, skilled with Azoth and with the weapons to use them. Such a powerful security is a great help when trying to become god-king.

>>52804795
There are ways, you know.
>>52804800
I can just use omnipotence to make myself more creative.

>>52804817
The name.
Beyond that if you think "looks like this picture" and "has these five fetishes/traits", and inventing your own setting is good enough well... more power to you. You're easy to please.

I like options that are more than "cone up with it yourself"

>>52804823
Except you can't because you you stuttered and wound up impotent instead, not that that's new to you.

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>>52804720
>>52804447
>>52803783
>>52803804
>>52803815
>>52804057
>>52804743
>>52804753
>Any power I want?
>Omnipotence
>GG

Update!
Now you can't gain omnipotence and other "silly" powers from the Power option.

>>52804868
>give the appearance of a man
>give male genitalia
>give the background: raised like a boy

>>52804871
I see what you did there.

>>52804878
Too late I already made my build. Wah wah.

>>52804783
I started giving it that much thought, but it was hard to justify without a God casting the spell. And that would rewrite my whole story so far.

>>52803783
>Normal Mode

>Quirks
Delusional
Dirty Mouth
Exhibitionist
Attention Whore
Talkative
Cum Plugged, Tier 2
Snug Fit
Seductive
Nymphomaniac
Milk Lover
Horny
Milking
Daddy Issues
Cum Addict
Sensitive
Cynical Asshole

Now for the two that tie it all together...
NEET
Twin Sister

19 total

>Appearance
Shallow as Fuck (17)
Not going to get into it, but suffice to say they're ultra curvy

But how can you live in such a fashion? Twin sex maniacs who are crazy and will never leave the house?

>Compensation
Immortality (12)
Hearth and Home, Tier 2 (9)
Comfort (7)
Power- Superhuman sexual ability (0)

Live my fantasies in a pocket dimension. Forever.

This could combine wonderfully with Time Stop Chill Zone, actually. Either utilize it for Hearth and Home or just incorporate so you're not essentially cheating on points

>>52804795
This will never end because there are probably infinite ways to phrase omnipotence or near-omnipotence. Just add 'don't be a little shit' clause, imo.

>>52804878
How do I know if a power is "silly" or not? Where do you draw the line? Because I'm just going to pick Path to Victory and use it to deal with this despair goddess of whatever she is.

>>52804878
But silly is not the same for everyone. If someone thinks one thing is silly, but another one thinks it isn't, what then?

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>>52804878
How about the power to manipulate borders and boundaries? That's pretty humble, don't you think?

>>52804934
>>52804932
You did it. You beat the CYOA.

>>52804925
>This will never end because there are probably infinite ways to phrase omnipotence or near-omnipotence.
>Just add 'don't be a little shit'

Did that, but it won't stop the autists from autisting ---> >>52804932 >>52804934

>>52804878
Wrong move tokhaar, you should've just let them have their fun, especially since they just want to get a kick out of you.

>>52804988
Yeah, in hindsight I see my error.

>>52804878
You're pretty naive if you think letting anon pick a power can ever be balanced.

Even a simple power like "the ability to steal things without leaving a trace" could be used to steal lifespan, intelligence, beauty, other powers, etc.

If anon wants to exploit, he'll exploit.

>>52804973
Should have updated before I posted, guess I shouldn't be surprised.

>>52805014
>"the ability to steal things without leaving a trace"
Actually that's a pretty balanced power when you think about how many points you need to spend to get it.

>>52805014
>If anon wants to exploit, he'll exploit.

This IS /tg/ after all.
We do have a reputation to live up to.

>>52805049
Until anon uses it to steal the full identity of the goddess and do whatever the fuck he wants.

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>>52804076
>What does a good become-a-delinquent cyoa need?
Heated blood! Rival schools! More and more absurdly overpowered street toughs to test yourself against and subjugate!

Only one can stand on the summit.

>>52805068
>Steal the goddess identity
>Become the living avatar of yandere love, broken dreams, loneliness and unanswered love.
Are you sure you want to do that Anon?

>>52805115
Well then I'll go find a husbando for myself using those powers.
Anyone who gets in the way will die.
Anyone who refuses will die.

See? It'll all work out fine!

>>52804878
I pick mindcontrol and use it in the goddess to make her my slave

>>52803804
Have you (or someone else) other works of Tokhaar Gol ? I fuckin love his CYOAs, especially Enslaved and the one with the Prison

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>>52805504
>asking the author if he has any of his other works
Have this for being such a silly willy.

>>52805504
That into femdom or that different for NSFW CYOA's?

>>52805543
Your Power
Fantastic Four - Franklin Richards
Don't need anything else.

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>>52805504

>Nemesis (Picture related)
My first CYOA ever written, also one of my absolute favorites.

Sex Magic Uncensored version:
>>>/d/7370987
>>>/d/7370988

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>>52805599

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>>52805617

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>>52805627

>>52805504
I know the dude gets shit on, but I think he makes the best lewd CYOAs. Maybe that's because his aren't solely tg focused like the others

>>52803783
>>52803804
>>52803815
Normal mode

Compensation
>Money tier 2 (-5)
>Skill (art) (-7)
>Entertainment (-9)
>Power tier 2 (Shapeshifting) (-16)
>Change (increase the average breast size up 4 cups) (-19)

>Choosy (Seductive girl)

Quirks
>Exhibitionist (-18)
>Twin sister tier 3 (-16)
>Clingy (-15)
>Snug fit (-14)
>Desserts (breast milk) (-13)
>Yandere (-12)
>Always by your side (-10)
>Seductive (-9)
>Phone sex (-8)
>Favorite color (black) (-7)
>Milking (-6)
>Hungry (-5)
>Somnophilia (-4)
>Favorite hole tier 2 (nipples) (-2)
>Body Swap (-1)
>Unique style (Super hero/villain costumes) (0)

I tried to avoid most options that involved lots of constant sex. Since I have the waifu and her 2 sisters, I think I might die if I chose some of these options. I have infinite money so hungry isn't a big deal at all. I was thinking of taking fertility, especially since I got the money, but with 3 ladies, that'd just be waaay too many kids.

>>52805599
I'm still triggered by the lack of COMBOS for a gorgon. If not a specific combo, then they should've at least counted towards that underground kingdom thingy.

>>52805580
>that different for
* That into.

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>>52803783
Normal Mode

Compensation:
Power [Unlimited Boner Works] -7
Immortality -5

Appearance:
Shallow As Fuck [Pic Related] -2

Quirks:
High Libido Tier X [Where X is an indefinitely high number] +X
Twin Sisters Tier 2 +2
Exhibitionist Tier 0 +4
Sex Marathon Tier 2 +2
Fertility +1
Let Go +1
Seductive +1
Milk Lover +1
Horny +1
Super Tight +1
Cum Addict +1
Sensitive +1
Fuck Me Please +1

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>>52805642

>>52805655
>he makes the best lewd CYOAs.
Cause he's the only one. I applaud him for making shit even if I think they're bad in all ways.

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>>52805709

>>52802152
They got the name of the castle wrong.

>>52802152
Eh, you can just hold a bucket in front of you so that you can't see the monsters directly and you'll be ok.

Does anyone have the Saber CYOA, where you can either make or be a Saber from Fate/Stay Night?

>>52805832
No we deleted that one.

>>52805832
Saber was deleted from the Throne of Heroes, now no one can play that CYOA anymore. It no longer exists.

>>52805852
Ah, shame. Why is that?
>>52805862
Huh?

>>52805882
We decided it was shit and nobody really liked it so we asked the mods and they agreed to make it a bannable offense to post that CYOA.

Stop asking before someone reports you.

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>>52805882

>>52805906
Ahahaha Really?

>>52805906
Oh nooo. What a colossal shame.
>>52805926
How dare you. And thank you

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>>52805926

>>52805926
MODS

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>>52805926
>saber
what a trash waifu

>>52802142

Angel of Darkness; take some things from the mansion, escape and then make bank in the south-east asia of the ninties and live like a king. (Slowily sell off the melted gold and have the bars smuggled out of the mansion?)

Large comfy life; SEA is cheap as hell.

>>52801728
Void

>>52801797
Theosophist

>>52801943
Never watched this but what the hell
New arrival
Human
Haven academy
Executioner
Ferocity, will, guile
Combat, tactics
Melee, weight enhancement
Ranged
Combat drone
Rebreather
Armor
Parachute and grappling hook

>>52806002
which one?

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>>52805926
Plebeian
>>52806002
Better, but still not patrician.

>>52806002
Who is this titty monster?

>>52803815
Mind sharing the Suzy pic you used for 'Unique Style'?

>>52806055
All Sabers, though at least the original was the least terrible by not being a clone of another saber

>>52806085
Minamoto no Raikou

>>52806070
Horny girls sure are great, aren't they?

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>>52803783
>>52803804
>>52803815
Money ll -3
H&H -1
Skill -2 (drawing)
Picky -1 (5)

Delusional +1
Clingy +1
Neet +1
Sleepyhead +1
Quiet +1
Blunt +1
Meek +1

where do i sign

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>>52804878
Be the Waifu Mode
Body Swap 1
Futanari 2
Orgasm Denial
Piercings 4
Scarred 5
Infertility 6
Hungry 7
Low Standards 8
Rolled a 10

Change "Peace, love, and understanding."
Skill- Artist
Luck

This looks like a comfy enough life.

>>52804878
Power to fill anything??

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>>52803783
Question to the author - if I choose Be The Girl Mode, I still get the Compensations, right?

Working on that assumption...

>Compensation
Money (-3)
Pleasure (-2)
+Tier 2 (-1)
Luck (-2)
Comfort (-2)
Hearth and Home (-1)
Change (Worldwide Revolution of the Proletariat) (-3)

>Appearance
Shallow as Fuck (-2) (Pic related)

>Quirks
High Libido (+4)
Narcissist (+1)
Exhibitionist (+1)
+Tier 2 (+1)
Magical Girl (+1)
Attention Whore (+1)
Snug Fit (+1)
Cum Plugged (+1)
Seductive (+1)
Pet Play (+1)
Nymphomaniac (+1)
Horny (+1)
Super Tight (+1)
Sensitive (+1)

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>>52806099
Sucy is best gril

>>52806293
Yes, if you pick Be the Girl Mode you still get the compensation.

>>52803783
How do quirks work in Be The Girl Mode?

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Only enter if you can commit.

>>52803783
What mode does "staring in abject confusion" cause as a response?

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>>52805728

>>52806540
>What mode does "staring in abject confusion" cause as a response?
Probably the same as yes, since Zynthia has really vague lines of what consent is.

>>52806510
>Quirks in Be The Girl Mode
All quirks you choose will be inflicted upon you, if you pick nymphomaniac, then you will become a nymphomaniac.

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>>52806551

>>52806551
This I can understand.

>>52806609
This is autistic.

>>52806644
To be fair, everything related to Nemesis is autistic, including the flame wars and anti-Nemesis memes.

>>52806644
>This is autistic.

He says, in the CYOA thread on the /tg/ board of 4chan.

>>52806551
This is autistic.

>>52806609
This I can understand.

>>52806652
pvp/hunger games/the culling cyoas always lead to autism

>>52806360
>Yes, if you pick Be the Girl Mode you still get the compensation.
>>52806589
>All quirks you choose will be inflicted upon you, if you pick nymphomaniac, then you will become a nymphomaniac.
If you pick "Be The Girl Mode", a "normal" waifu as your partner, and get the futa quirk, does that mean quirks like "Snug Fit" and "Cum Plugged" would effectively work in reverse?

>>52806644
This I can understand.

>>52806678
This is autistic.

Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>52803856
I can't choose. They're all adorable and most of them have amazing powers, too.

I'll just roll a die.

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>>52803783
How are these different from any normal girl?

>>52806678
This I can understand.

>>52806746
This is autistic.

>>52806528
I'm super allergic to everything furry, I will die before any of those dogs.

>>52806778
Holy shit he included 21? I haven't even started yet! This is going to be hard!
>>52806837
Har har u so funi

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>>52806837
You'd know if you weren't A SYNTH

>>52806746
This I can understand.

>>52806840
This is autistic.

>>52806837
While that's how it is for all 3D women, it can not be for 2D.

>>52803856
>noone

>>52806938
>no one

>>52803815
>>7373361
>>7373363
>>7373366

|||Messed Up Waifu
\Normal Mode
Compension
\Money+T2 -5
.|Entertainment+T2 -3
.|Pleasure+T2 -3
.|Gauntlet+T2 -3
.|Comfort -2
.|Hearth and Home -3
..\Immortality+T2 -6
Apperance
\Picky -1 (The Immortality pic.)
Quirks
\Dirty Mouth+T99 +2
.|High Libido +3
.|Exhibitionist+T2+T0 +4
.|Twin Sister+T3 +2
.|Extremeist (Nazi) +1
.|Tantric Marathon+T2 +2
.|Favorite Toy+T2 +2
.|Futanari +1
.|Favorite Color +1 (Black)
.|NEET+T2 +4
.|Nymphomaniac +1
.|Horney +1
.|Junkie +1
..\Sensitive +1

>>52806980
>peter noone

>>52803910
Completely unviable.
THE WALL does not use weapons.
THE WALL only ever dual wields the biggest shields he can find.

>>52807050
If he's THE WALL then why does he dual wield SHIELDS?

>>52803783
Time to unleash my inner degenerate

>Game mode
Normal

>Compensation
Inmortality-5
Pleasure tier 2-3
Comfort -2
Hearth and home tier 2-3
Power tier 2-7 Magical girl powers

>Appeareance
Choosy image 13

>Quirks
Clingy+1
Magical girl+1
Sex marathon+1
Fertility tier 0+1
Snug fit tier 2-2
Desserts (breast milk)+1
Loli+1
Always by your side+2
Let go!+1
Nightmares+1
Lets try that!+1
Enmasculation+1
Super tight+1
Body swap+1
Eww bugs!+1
Somnophilia+1
Blunt tier 2+2

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>tfw still not a cyoa

>>52807070
Because big shields are wall-like in nature.

>>52807070
>he doesn't know about shield walls

>>52807123
And it never will

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>>52803783
>Normal Mode
Appearance: Shallow As Fuck (-2) - i cant have her not look like my waifu given the option

Quirks-
Clingy (-1)
Seductive (0)
Unique Style (1)
Crybaby (2)
Yandere (3)
Sensitive (4)
Terrible Humor (5)
Blunt (6)
Magical Girl (7)

Perks-
Tier 2 Power (0) - http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Complete_Arsenal (- immortality)

>>52807123
>tfw people still make these posts

>>52807178
>THE WALL doesn't dual wield WALLS
Get the hell out of here you impostor
>>52807202
Inferior to actual WALLS

>>52807178
That's like saying humans obviously dual weild humans

>>52807123
>an extra-dimensional high school poulated only by girls
>age is decided only by grade, if you pass you ag one year until you're old enough to be a teacher
>most schoolgirls don't put in the effort to go up in grade and demotion is used as a disciplinary action
>all the age-gap and role reversal you can hope for

>>52807228
You don't?

>>52807070
https://youtu.be/oXp8Th41rBs

Educate yourself

>>52807214
Well, it's usually tower shields, and those are pretty close to walls.
You could probably make a house out of them if you had a welding kit and some spare scrap metal.
>>52807228
It's all about embodying what a wall is.
He's HUEG.
He's STRONK.
He's got two HUEG shields.
And he plants himself in on place and refuses to move.
THE WALL is a wall in spirit, not literally a wall or dual wielding walls.

Besides, I just make those builds for a laugh.
Even though I did save them.
37 builds.

>>52807403
kids play really shitty games these days, don't you

>>52807425
>He's a HUMAN
>That's why he DUAL WIELDS HUMANS

>>52807454
You forgot to mention that the dualwielded humans also dualwield humans

>>52807505
And the third level of wielded humans each dual penetrates your mom

>>52807454
Fuck you, he's human, the real deal down to the fucking marrow of his humans. Don't lump him together with you faggot-ass walls.

>>52806837
good job you turbo virgin, you figured it out. too bad you'll never solve the mystery of "why won't women touch my disgusting cock"

>>52801943
>tfw want to write a story for this like anon did with the Saber cyoa
It looked so fun

>>52807546
Angel stop shitposting and finish your fucking CYOA.

>>52807520
You can't penetrate my mom She is a wall

>>52806837
the one on the left is a pretty rare personality trait actually, and ive met as many guys with it as girls, possibly more

its really fucking cringe worthy, especially when they snort to themselves while doing it

the one on the right is also really rare, and doesnt actually seem realistic outside of someone who's high as fuck or has genuine psychiatric issues that they should be on fucking meds on for

>>52803406
I'm around the same. I'm already trying to fix up my life and everyone elses irl. CYOA is my escape from that.

>>52807596
She obviously can be penetrated, anon, or you wouldn't be here

>>52807594
Angel isn't the only one that thinks you're an autistic virgin, anon

>>52807566
>I want to write a fanfic of a fanfic of something as shitty as rwby
talk about bottom feeding

>>52803406
Good taste. I'd rather live in comfort than spend my life in pursuit of some grand plan.

>>52807627
You're such a moron. Obviously his mom is a futa and impregnated his dad. How stupid can you be. Geez.

>>52807627
N-no it can't be!

>>52807663
Joke's on you, futas impregnate by recieving anal

Not that anyone cares, but imagine for a sec you play a be-the-delinquent (anime) cyoa. Would you want there to be supernatural elements or not? Regular delinquent stuff enough for you or do you want powers and shit? Fuck, should the whole setting be supernatural: superpowered delinquents in a supernatural delinquent school?

I should stop watching anime. Anime was a mistake.

>>52807727
I'd go for a slightly goofy angle, like Cromartie High School, but not overtly supernatural.

Then again Yu Yu Hakusho was fun too...

>>52807727
of course there should be supernatural things

>>52807727
Honestly I think people should get in on the magical realism genre. For a delinquent thing, I'd rather everyone just be a little off with the occasional really strange thing, but not explicitly defined superpowers. That might be difficult to communicate in a CYOA though where vagueness is often the enemy, but it would work in terms of describing the setting probably.

>>52807727
I'd really enjoy it if you went full Durarara.

>>52807727
Nah. Superpowers doesn't mean supernatural.

>>52807727
>Would you want there to be supernatural elements or not? Fuck, should the whole setting be supernatural: superpowered delinquents in a supernatural delinquent school?
Yes. Always add supernatural

>>52807781
>can't keep his semantic downs in his pants until the cyoa come out

Are there any Mass Effect CYOAs?

>>52807805
What do semantics have to do with superpowers?

>>52807594
who the fuck is angel

>>52807837
Yes. The author definitely finished it instead of acting like he was an author.

>>52807852
You're so precious, anon. I'd give you a headpat right now, and maybe pinch your cheek.

>>52807884
You should only do that to your sisters. It would be selfish to do it to anyone else.

>>52807915
Don't have any sisters, so I guess you just volunteered.

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>>52807874
A cyoa author (pic related)

>>52801728
Is anyone else having trouble downloading images?
On /pol/ the images are working just fine, but if I click on on here it buffers for about a minute and 404's.

>>52807977
same

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>>52807837
I wish

>>52807977
they work fine for me desu

dont know about pol since why the fuck would i go there

>>52808007
>>52807989
>>52807977
Checked /b/ and /gif/, both have the same problem.

>>52807977
Are the jews stealing your waifus, anon?

>>52807997
sauce on this pic?
I need it for… research purposes.

>>52807997
>>52808067

> geth fans

How does it feel to have garbage taste?

>>52807977
It's weird for me, images posted recently work fine, but past a certain point they don't work at all.

>>52807977
>>52808037
>>52808007
Welp guess the end of days is upon us. Guess we'd better start forming murderous scavver bands and worshipping 404's.

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>>52808007

/pol/ is definitively the best board anon

Looks like Image Server 2 is having a bit of trouble again. To get around it, just change the subdomain in the link from "is2" to just "is".
For example, change this:
>https://is2.4chan.org/tg/1492692269249.png
into this:
>https://is.4chan.org/tg/1492692269249.png
and it should work fine.

>>52807941
>Spank
>Gag
>Butt Rape

>>52808132
Mad max or Waterworld version?

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>>52808067
Can't remember unfortunately.
>>52808124
I'll fight you

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What do you call this body type?

>>52808271
Pear.

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>>52808234
Quarians+Geth best team.

>>52808271
As long as I dont get confirmation there's no dick on the other side, I'd say its a boy body type.

>>52808271
The best

>>52808307
What kind of boys do you know?

>>52808271
Disgustingly flat

boys dont have butts lkie that

>>52808389
Unfortunately.

>>52808271
Perfect

>>52808271
Bootylicious with a light chocolate tan.

Why is everything so gay?

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>>52808042
Yes.

>>52808369
Deliciously* flat

>>52808412
annonymous culture encourages them to be ultra gay here because its the only place where they can be gay without consequences of being gay

>>52808412
Because everyone here is a fat fucking faggot

>>52808271
Artist cockup

>>52808271
Very nice.

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>>52808304
I like you anon

>>52808402
They do if they squat

>>52808424
Deplorably* flat

>>52808271
Not big enough

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>>52808271
>No tits

what's even the point

>>52808489
Flat is justice