ITT: we reimagine the classic board game "monopoly"

>>52781274
Instead of contested properties going to auction, everyone just autistically shitflings until only one person wants it anymore.

>>52781332
>>52781274
Actual shit not included

Instead of Jail there's Banned.

Instead of get out of jail free, you got proxies.

https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/111028/memeopoly

What do I win, is it an internet?

>>52781332
But that's how regular Monopoly is run anyways.

>>52781274
Players represent Old Media companies.

Instead of hundreds of dollars, properties are in the hundred millions and billions.

>Most properties run at a loss.
>Upgrades may or may not cause the site to run at a profit.
>No matter what you do a an old media company, your net revenue decreases every time you pass go.

>>52781274
Instead of passing Go you pass Google.

>>52783807
No, you pass on the opportunity for Google to try and get you to use Go but keep the money they give you anyways. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_(programming_language)

>>52783771
>No matter what you do a an old media company, your net revenue decreases every time you pass go.

This could make an interesting mechanic. Start high and each GO decreases until you pay to pass GO. It adds a sort of time limit and bankrupts the poor until only one survives.

>>52781274
"DoS attack. Go Outside. Do not pass Google. Do not collect 200 bitcoins."

>>52781274
"Safe Space".

The Safe Space is simply an empty space where nothing happens. However, a popular house rule is that any Bitcoins that should nominally go to the Jews are instead put in the Safe Space. When a player lands in the Safe Space, all the Bitcoins there are evenly distributed to each OTHER player (with any remainders being taken by the Jews), while the player in the Safe Space whines about how unfair this is.

>>52785731
But what if all the players are Jewish?

>>52785694
The Chance cards include things like "National publication slanders your content creator, pay $500 million to buy advertising to stop the bad press" and "Meme Video from your IP gets played on opponent's networks: collect $100 million from each"

If your piece landed on another company's site, you'd have to pay for the privilege of advertising there, but you could "redirect traffic" to make more money off the back end.

>>52785756
The one with the biggest nose is elected head-jew.

If there were any other search engine besides Google that were worth a damn, I'd recommend using them as the railroad replacements. But since there's not...
>Pornhub
>XVideos
>Redtube
>XnXX

Then the Utilities are replaced by
>MySpace
>Tumblr

Community Chest becomes Amazon; Chance becomes "Kickstarter".

Each player except the banker rolls before the game begins, the person who rolls highest is randomly allocated 80% of the properties and cannot become bankrupt. The banker player may randomly alter the value of properties. Free parking now cost $10 a turn and the board has electronics in it which tweet #FreeParking on your twitter account when you land on it.