Does your character have any pets or animal companions?
My paladin has a horse (naturally), which he named Dog, because dogs are noble and loyal companions of humanity who have stood by them since the birth of civilization.
He also has a dog, a Welsh Corgi. He named it Horse. Because Horses are noble and loyal companions of humanity who have stood beside them since the dawn of civilization.
Once, a villain tried to hurt his dog, Horse. This ended very, very badly for him. We don't talk about it anymore.
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Mimic.
one of my players has a fucking mimic.
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The party as a whole has a pseudodragon banker.
It's fun.
I know the party bard has wanted to get a Sabretoothed Tiger at one point and the Barbarian has been after a Mastadon since he was 1st level.
Pet goblin
One of mine has a giant snake. Also has a giant snake.
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My dwarven druid has a badger named Mead. He is a force to be reckon with. I love buffing him up, letting him get pissed off, then backing away as he tears things new assholes. He has become a kind of mascot of our group and we joke that we are his retinue since he is more competent than the rest of us.
Though without his buffs and rage he is incredibly weak. I'm trying to convince my DM to let me use druid magic to mutate/evolve him into a dire badger so he'll be less of a tax on my spells.
Though then he won't be able to hide in my dwarf's beard which is a shame.
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My last pet was a raptor named pickles. Game ended pretty shortly after, but he was basically a giant curious razor toe'd toddler.
My current party has an Imp named Mordecai. He looks like a plucked owl with frostbite. Or least he did, until the artificer turned him into a cross between robot chicken and megatron. The warlock was pissed for almost a minute before she learned that he can turn into a gun.
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Underated
The Fighter in our Pathfinder party has two pets - an unreasonably fearsome warhorse named Mr Sykes, and a "fucking educationally subnormal" pug named Peaches, who produces moisture and despair far in excess of what a creature of his volume should be capable of. Mr Sykes pulls the wagon and defends it when we're not there. Peaches makes the party consider their own mortality.
Oh, and the Summoner treats his Eidolon, Lysandra, like a pet. The Eidolon does not act like it. At all.
We have a draft horse named Donkey pulling our gypsy wagon
Do skeletons count?