ITT: Things that make you oil your robes

>>52774009
Is that thing looted?

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>>52774036
Yeah, I just noticed that.

>>52774009
I enjoy that is has a giant power cable out the back, as if there may be an enormous 3 prong connector it's plugged into on the base.

>>52774161
I'd hate to be that infantryman advancing within yards of the doomsday cannon's target.

>>52774052
Ew, the only thing worse than 2010s GW's CG artwork is BL's HH artwork.

>>52774036
>>52774052
it's from an only war adventure, it's a sonic (IIRC) weapon based ordinatus, looted then recaptured by the guard in the campaign

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>>52774000

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>>52774188
Get this blatant tech heresy off my Vox-waves!!!!

>>52777611
>oiling your robes for the worst tactical dreadnought variant

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>Cogitates erotically

>>52777679
Brain-cogitator-implants clearly can't fix your poor taste, it seems.

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>With Heat and Iron and Industry we'll purge you from this world,
>you will Sunder, Melt and Shatter from the bolts of wrath we've hurled,
>and upon your ruined end our blood red banner stands unfurled.
>Our Might has come online!

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>>52774036
Would a looted Ordinatus minor or a looted Warlord be a bigger catastrophe?
anyone know of any instances of looted Titans or Knights in the fluff?

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>>52778044
warlords are better than the Ordinatus minor, they get two of the exact same volcano cannons, plus all the other grubbin's but I don't bout controlling it, maybe they put a weird boy in it?

Knights too, they have to rewire the brainy bits, orky know whats arnt they same.

>>52774188
Your fetish is bad and you should feel bad.

>>52778108
how about an Ordinatus Major and a Warlord Titan? I remember in Mechanicus an Ordinatus one-shot kills a Reaver, but the Dias Irae then blows it up.

Also, I ask about looting because in the Space Marine vidya they are concerned about the orks looting a warhound, so obviously they think it could happen. But they could be wrong.

>>52779958
Ordinatus Majoris, as a rule of thumb, are the most powerful weapons in the Admech's arsenal Barring of course, one-of-a-kind whacky archeotech a forgeworld might have buried away. But each one is different because they're each specifically designed to conquer a specific challenge (thus why they're all named after warzones. They're named for the warzone of their birth.)

Unless of course BL changed something when I wasn't looking, in which case I'll just concede and got get draw into a fluff debate.

>>52777995
Good taste my man.

>>52777892
>OC donut steel
>good taste

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>>52774000

>>52774161
>>52774179
You get to fire the thing in the mission >>52777428
mentions (assuming you're successful). Being outside of the firing compartment when the weapon goes off deals slightly less damage than being shot by a lasgun, and anyone without proper protection is deafened for a week.

>>52774179
Why would you do that in the first place?

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Always fun to see primitive machinery

>>52774161
I see heresy in that picture.

There is a tank that makes sense. Bottom center

>>52784161
Looks like a Baneblade.

>>52784214
Too small compared to the guardsmen, the turret's too wide, flat and forward, and the cannon's too long.

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Nothing gets my loins moist quite like Space Communist war machinery T B H

>>52784520
Heretek.

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>>52780701
I find it quite interesting that Ordinati are much more "weapons" than titans are - Titans are a lot of things, they're big religious objects, the manifest will of Mankind and the Omnissiah, they've got their Legio history, they have very strong machine spirits, but the Ordinatus are pretty much just big guns with little in the way of frills.
Ordinatus Major might have alters and fanes on board, but they're still mostly just support systems for big guns - which, unlike the multi-role Titans (which are always doing something, even if it's just guarding a temple) are made for a single purpose, and often sealed away afterwards (and inevitably fought over when people re-find them).
They are also a rare example of genuine innovation - they're solutions to a problem that the admech designs mostly from scratch, and most are unique.

>>52777995
I know where that's from.

https://youtu.be/wy-sVTaZRPk

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>>52774036
>sneaky looting

Reminds me.

I have yet to see anyone realize that pic related is actually a heretek.

>>52786042
We are generally unused to orks or heretics displaying subtlety

>>52786042
What do you mean? She's just a normal... oh... now I see it

>>52784520
>xenos tech
kys
interestingly, the ad mech seem to consider Necrons archeotech not xenos - in the books they have an unhealthy interest in them.

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>>52786042
Are you sure she's not just running Linux?

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BEHOLD, THE GREATEST OF ALL TITANS!

>>52777995
Looks like the turn x

>>52774203
I always thought the designs for the giant walkers in WH40K were pretty stupid. Like, if they're that tall and are bipedal, they must fall over a lot. And then they don't have good arms or anything to help get them upright again

>>52780701
>Barring of course, one-of-a-kind whacky archeotech a forgeworld might have buried away
huh?

>>52787018
Linux = no owner = anarchy = chaos = heresy
Don't drink the /g/ kool aid.

>>52787391
Despite the general dodginess of bipedal designs in the first place, 40k does it okay, with acknowledged super materials, big feet, lumbering tread and religious reasons for being human-like

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>>52785016
This seems familiar...

>>52786985
They see them as machines, effectivly ascended over the boundaries of species, ignorant to the unliving hell being a necron is

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>>52787531
Every Forge World has a billion tons of random shit they dug up buried away, and Mars especially is only using the top few layers, there's ruined levels several Hive Cities deep below all of Maris. It's full of rogue servitors, scrapcode, fucked up DAoT nonsense and rarely something useful. Those useful things they do find are often enough to start or end a dozen wars, doctrinal or otherwise.

Likewise, each Forge World has it's own arsenal of the Magi's personal bullshit and their own specialties, which means that a Synod war meeting is basically a Cape muster from Worm, with a giant pile of varied and deadly bullshit. The Forge World uniques tend to do stuff like setting the entire Damocles Gulf on fire, or having a damn good go at closing the Maelstrom. Even the Magos ones can be pretty insane, Telok made an army of resurrecting crystal mimics who shot lasers and gave the Black Templars a hell of a hard time, and then nearly took over an Ark Mechanicus without outside direction other than "attack". Cawl managed to rez Guilliman, etcetera. We don't get those toys on the tabletop outside of the Heresy shit, where we can just loot superheavies from almost anywhere, upgrade them with BS4 and a selection of other shit for a pittance and bring them along as toys to battles. I'm making a Magos Biologis whale-airship Stormbird myself.

>>52784238
Could be a Fellblade variant for round turret. Or Bane/Shadow-sword for the long-ass cannon.

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>>52788068
You should go for a biologic-titan

>>52788432
Sort of a bio-daemon titan

>>52787056
oh shit oh shit

>>52788432
I did think about it, since I had some preserved bones from clearing out my granddad's old house a few years back, but I decided against it because the whale is basically a blob of resin that's easy to augment and edit. Building a proper bipedal walker would be a tremendous pain in the ass compared to buying, respraying and editing a £45 model as a base for the Stormbird.
Also I don't particularly like how titans look, since their sheer height makes them not fit in with the rest of the army at all, the limit is about Knight-sized. The Stormbird is lying flat and flying slightly lower than your average flyer, which means it doesn't draw the eye to about 60cm above all the other shit and doesn't have a billion details on every side to get right.
Also, there's more room to shove gubbins and dakka on something that isn't entirely limbs, cockpit and armour plating. Even the Warlord has 8 guns, the Stormbird has that plus an Orbital Strike for a third of the points.

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>>52788432

>>52774052
Holy fuck, civies in Warhammer not being dicked with.

>>52787587
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>>52790276
Where do I insert dick?

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>>52790478

>>52777724
Why does fanart of Space Marine armor look so much better than official art?

>>52790478
Get in the cockpit and poke the controls until you find something sensitive.

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>>52790509

>>52774188
Anon, thank you. Belly laughs!

>>52774203
Titan in the back taking a breather. He'll catch up.

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>>52774052
Can you imagine being one of the civilians on that bridge?
Can you imagine the fucking scale of everything?
Shit like this gets me rock hard.

>>52791057
Ever imagine what parades during the age of the Emperor would be like?

Fuck, I bet every time the Emperor looked out a window in the palace Terra went into full Mardi Gras mode.

>>52787391
>they must fall over a lot. And then they don't have good arms or anything to help get them upright again

Titans do get shot down, maybe not destroyed but being down does count it being out for the fight until the Imperials can get Ships to crane

>>52791396
I imagine the Emperor, who had such great social skills and built his personal base under a mountain range, probably loved the nonstop rocket-launch grade noise outside his window 24/7-365.

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>>52774203
I don't like the non beetle Warlords. I think the new design is awesome and can't wait for 8mm versions. Warhounds, on the other hand, I think the oldschool literal wolf is the best.

Reavers are pretty lame all around.

>>52793461
I love Lucius Pattern Warlords. I don't mind the new Mars-Pattern Warlords, but there's just something about those Lucius Warlords that just does it for me.

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>>52789524
>I had some preserved bones from clearing out my granddad's old house a few years back
that's fucked up

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>>52774000
How good do you think (at least Space Marine-tier) bionics are in 40k?

They tend to always look pretty clunky, but in 40k that could either mean it's a piece of shit or it's jammed full of so much tech-wizardry that it's bursting at the seams.

Incidentally I love big, pimpin' bionic eye replacements. All the glamour of an eyepatch without the disability!

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It breaks my heart that droids and their potential for culture is never explored in Star Wars

>>52796491
I was always triggered by how people treated beings that were clearly completely sentient as completely disposable tools.
Like fuck, why even give them the capacity for that sentience to begin with?

>>52794585
Range from 1980's Camcorder level to x-ray vision and laser beams.

>>52796568
Things that act sentient does not mean they ARE sentient

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>>52796568
Well, my (rather limited) knowledge of the greater Star Wars lore says that few, if any, droids are intentionally given sapience. Rather, it comes from the accumulation of learned experiences combined with glitching code to make a unique personality.

This can be prevented with memory wipes, and I always thought that spelled the perfect setting for a droids civil rights movement.

>>52788068
Dude i fucking love this book

>>52774009
Question: What kind of music would an Ork use while shooting the Looted weapon at its target?

>>52778044
Don't know don't care, BUT WHAT IS THAT SPINNING CLOTHES LINE WEAPON?

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Anyone else here just love this model? It looks great and it's great on the table.
>$50 for 45pts

>>52797065
oh boy that entier series had the coolest fucking ideas, they litteraly had bats that shat needles at boats to rip apart any signalling flags and retarded crew as well as airships made from giant whale things.

>>52797226
That throne room mech was the epitome of style

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Ooooooo m8 this get my toaster USB hard as rockcrete, the ancient Mata Nui machines are the only things that interest my cogitators now.

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>Literally nothing on the omnisiahs red planet can compare to this beauty

The shape
The sleek design
The tightness of the ports
The sound of her cooling fan

This is why we exist.

>>52797212
i got myself the box with the entier extermination cohort last week as my first 40k models and im so hyped to paint the dragoon cuz its litteraly cavalry but instead of a horse its a guy whose legs are the strider legs and his arms are the claws at the front, and this guy is being ridden by another guy with a fucking taser lance

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>>52797287
You should have seen her when she had flesh.

>>52791057
>hey this was nice spot to get some coffee Octavius


Titan rises over bridge

Massive war horn sounds

>WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

>I SAID THIS WAS-

>WHAT?!

>I SAID THIS WAS A NICE SPOT FOR A COF-!

>I CANT HEAR YOU?!

>*shakes head* FORGET IT!

>OK! *sips coffee*

titan booms off down the parade ground.

>>52787056
to be real honest I'm surprised that there's absolutely nothing in the way of crossovers with 40K
but if there is point me to it, I'm beggin' you

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>>52787391
>Like, if they're that tall and are bipedal, they must fall over a lot
Yeah, I've noticed that as well.
What's sad is the FUCKING ORKS of all races have more stable titans, simply because of the fact Gargants on average are giant patchwork mountains of metal with a couple arms and a head plus a crapton of dakka, all on two short stubby legs (or treads if the meks decide its too heavy).

Short legs+wide base> extremely top-heavy on a pair of giant chicken legs

I want to make a techpriest character but basically a German engiseer kreig is too snowflakye-y what other German based worlds are there

>>52774052
Why are they so frantically running about though? it's just a pre-heresy parade, isn't it?

>>52797199
I'm assuming like a weed whacker but for fleshy things.

>>52799393
Steel Legion are kinda germanish.

I dunno, I consider that atleast two guardsmen types belong to a real-world equivalent. Like Tallarn and Praetorian are British, Catachan and Elysium are USA, Valhallan and Vestroyan are Russian, etc.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy-sVTaZRPk

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NSFW

>>52786848
HERESY

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>>52799950
>ordinatii by the score

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>>52777890
>T90 turret
>Tau

>>52785918
https://youtu.be/-ecvLRxb3MU

>>52790947

>best girl

Great, NOW POST BIG TANKS!

>>52799393
It's spelled Krieg
KRIEG

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>>52803059

>>52799866
its not, the titan is threatening the council of terra to form the adeptus mechanicus (its from binaric succession, which it is the cover of.)

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>>52797244
This one?

I made a Titan Legion creation thread for those who are interested

>>52804718

>>52787391
>they must fall over a lot.
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY

>>52803577
Kriegfags are the worse scum on earth. even worse than Blacktemplarfags

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I've never had the time or money to even attempt 40k, but if I did it would be Orks every day. Christ, do I love their slapdash aesthetic.

>>52805301
The usual fat-bellied gargants and dreds are endearing, but I still wish there was more available like this and the Mega-Dred. The just look STOMPIER.

>>52804813
ok

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I secretly hope that the new Adeptus Titanicus gives us a modern redesign of the Lord of Battles. The current one is an extremely old model that is small and weedy.

Lord of Skulls is a good basis. Needs a bestial head and a slightly different weapons.

I love goofy shit like this. I wonder how those who don't even like 40k.

>>52806131
I imagine a similar exchange happened in-universe when this thing was designed.

Warrior:
>This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

Warpsmith:
>I wonder how you even like Chaos.

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>>52804625
I'd play the fuck out of a wargame based on Leviathan.

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>>52785016
>Sydonia
>Where Sydonian Dragoons come from
>Knights of Sydonia

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Trust the Computer.
The Computer is your Friend.

>>52799905
Harakoni are more US than Elysian

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>>52809753
But my Magos told me not to trust strange Intelligences.

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>>52810047
Friend Computer is no stranger. The "Magos" you speak of is clearly a Communist Mutant Traitor. Speaking against the Computer is Treason. Treason is punishable by Death. Trust the Computer. The Computer is your Friend.

>>52810047
You can trust Friend Computer, can't you?
Not trusting The Computer is Treason.
Treason is Punishable by Death.

>>52787751
What would the Mechanicous think about this asshole?

>>52790612
Actual love and care.

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>>52777655

>>52806131
I think that model is cool as shit. My friend is in the process of painting his right now. It's just so over the top and pure 40k.

>The designer lost track of how many skulls are on the model

>>52789524
>since I had some preserved bones from clearing out my granddad's old house a few years back
You should have at least buried him anon

>>52785869
seeing him in fallout 4 was a lot less exciting than in 3. Holy fuck was i pumped when i saw that giant robot for the first time

>>52811613
He's a reliquary now.

>>52804751
Yeah but that's only six feet tall, not six hundred.

>>52808392
At least it's not an obliterator.

>>52813251
I hope you're happy. You just made an obliterator cry, do you know how hard it is for them to wipe their eyes?

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>>52786985
It's just. So. Glowy!

>>52799952
And that's where baby space marines come from

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>>52788068
>>52789524
if there's a skull you should get an amazon echo and make a servo skull to go on your desk/hang from your ceiling

>>52819175
Brilliant.