CYOA thread

>>52765913
Pheromone Bracer and Universal Translator.
I can become The Big Anime Guy using the Translator, and become super-popular (or super-scary) at-will with the Bracer. Neato~!

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>>52765913
"With great power comes no responsibility"

Does this apply to you?

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More waifu OCs fucking when?

>>52766786
It's in the works, I swear! It's just taking a while, that's all. Please understand!

Quick, your planet needs you, post your favourite non-waifu/fetish-centric CYOAs.

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>>52767051
You can't tell me what to do!

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>>52767269
And, just for the record,
>Not picking Talei, then having her double moderate Rosynth

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Waifu cyoa's eh? Have a shitty one.

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Reposting my first cyoa to cover all timezones. Let me know what (You) think about it or what should be changed in the update.

Which boss did you pick poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12768337

To do list:
- drop more hints suggesting that Jared is gay
- make sure to underline that Elise is a big girl. This should make her a less well-rounded (hehe) choice by detracting anons who prefer thinner figures. Should buff other bosses indirectly.
- buff Janet by making her work environment less hostile and point out that she offers potentially highest salary/fastest career.
- make Alice more appealing or replace her entirely with some creative lolrandum hipster slut
- slightly buff Zoe by pointing out that the player will have flexible working hours and a lot of free time between filming sessions. I'm aware that she's not an attractive career choice but 2/34 anons picked her so she's working as intended.
- consider nerfing Roxanne slightly, she's the most popular boss together with Elise. I think I designed her well so dunno if I'm going to nerf her at all
- Buff Erica by making her less oppressive towards submissive boys who survive the first few months under her. Point out that she offers the highest starting salary.
- Slightly nerf Madeleine, probably by making her chef a dick.
- add short job descriptions to Janet, Erica and maybe Madeleine boxes. Other jobs seem self-explanatory.

Should I make Corinne and Monica more attractive?

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>>52767287

>>52767288
i'd like a stronger job description and more options. and some spaces between the fucking paragraphs.

like jesus its just a mess. I guess workshop worker.

>>52767288
Your making Erica even better. I like that.

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>>52767288
Seems the thought of working under a "powerful" woman disgusts me. Am I misogynistic now?

>>52765913
>Archives and other resources: http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu

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>>52767288
>sexually attracted to Marc
>his personality makes me vomit

Geez, I wonder what's wrong with a mean, flamboyant muscle top with a superficial preference for pretty bottoms, a spiteful attitude and a shitty sense of humour...

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For everyone who didn't catch it in the last Thread.

>>52767288
Zoe.

She won't touch my weewee, but it seems like the most fun job by a country mile.

>>52767288
>Janet
>No votes
>Zoe
>2 votes
Why though?

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>>52767495
Even if you didn't submit a build yet, don't worry, Highlander's apparently going for 210 allies.

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>>52767495
How empty and unfulfilling must your life be before you can make 200 page long cyoas?

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>>52767502
Hellish, competitive work environment under an ungrateful bitch, surrounded by people who want to murderrape you. The job isn't even particularly glamourous or high-paying to be worth the hassle. Wtf did you expect?

>>52767512
How empty and unfulfilling must your life that you browse and shitpost on /cyoag/ all day long?

>>52767444
What about a thought of working under a powerful man?

>>52767495
The way you phrased that, I thought it was an update. Damn you

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>>52767534
Hold me, anon.

>>52767553
You see >>52767507

>>52767502
I think I failed to emphasize the advantages of working under Janet so the two other office jobs (Erica and Roxanne) crowded her out. Zoe is quite niche so she doesn't have any competition.

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>>52767552
Guess it's the thought of working in general that disgusts me.

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Let's face it, it's not any worse by this point.

>>52767288
Madeleine has best job but the forced milf romance, or at least breaking her heart, is very off-putting.

>>52767502
Like I said in >>52767499
Zoe is by far the best option job-wise, & apparently, flexible hours & copious time off are comming making her an even *more* attractive option.

>>52767570
Out of curiousity... what ARE the advantages? They'd have to be pretty good to make up for cutthroat coworkers.

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>>52767612
- you have a higher status than a secretary which is more or less a dead end job. Also, you're a guy and being a male secretary (or a nurse) is kind of shameful according to some people.
- you work in advertisment which is more exciting than corporate stuff
- you're more independent than Roxanne's secretary or Erica's corporate soldier. Janet criticises you when you fuck up but doesn't tell you what to do (I should make it clearer, I know).
- Janet should be ideal for non submissive anons who want a fast, exciting and profitable career.

>>52767612
>cutthroat coworkers

I realize that's a problem and I'll make Alice more likeable in the update. Don't want to change Marc because he's working as intended (see>>52767468).

>>52767288
Zoe. Janet was a very close call, as I actually like the attitude I'm seeing, but I dislike such corporate work and definitely can't be bothered with playing these office games in that cesspool of an environment.

>>52767288
I really like Roxanne but the job is crap. So i would settle for Corine but have a better job

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>>52767747
>working as intended

If your goal was making Janet and her lackeys a dead option, you indeed succeeded.

>>52765913
Nanobots. Two cubic meters is a lot of nanobots to play with, especially if I get good at controlling them.

Temporal Reset Button. Good for making money and also for undoing things if I screw up.

Time to be a superhero!

>>52767820
Correction. Time to be a test subject. Although I honestly can't say I wasn't hoping for that result anyway.

>>52767725
See, with co-workers out to sabotage you, this is ALSO a dead-end job.

>>52767839
No, it's only a dead-end-job for the losers. It's a survival of the fittest type of environment.

>>52767572
Thanks

>>52767288
Maddie > Roxie > Ellie > Eri > Jane > Zoeshit

>>52767985
>Zoeshit
Too beta to handle the friendzone?

>>52767985
>>52767288

Erica>Zoe>Elise>Roxanne>Janet>Madeleine
This is the new order.

Erica seems hot and if she was a guy it would be even better. Zoe would be an awesome friend and I think I'd love to work with her. Elise's workplace sounds amazing and I could probably have some sexy fun with Chris. I dont think I'd like working with Roxanne, but she's probably better then the others. Im not a fan of Janet or her workplace. I dislike almost everything about Madeline.

>>52768017
>beta
>friendzone
I don't get it, you're saying the manly thing to do is to become deeply involved with someone and then realize you'll probably never get to bang them? No. The pay is just shit as well, I might be a faggot but I'm not accepting low pay unless the economy really goes to hell.
Anyway, I'd rather be FWB with the hot gay dude but sadly his office sucks.

>>52767913
"Survival of the fittest" sounds nice in principle, but in a corporate setting like this, it turns into "thriving of the slyest." Your life is not on the line & subterfuge is more important than capability. When everyone is using the weapon of sabotage but you, success will be nigh impossible. You could join in their activities, but personally, I don't have the heart for it.

>>52768134
Where did you get the feeling that you absolutely have to be deeply involved? I'm not interested in fucking any of those people, I'll be looking for that outside of work. So that part of their descriptions is irrelevant to me.

Hanging up on not being able to fuck someone (which, I'm guessing, is the main gripe someone might have with Zoe) is definitely something a sissy would do.

>>52768215
>hanging up on not being able to fuck
Well excuuuuse me if I'm a hedonist fuck who thinks with his dick.

Go on keep calling me a sissy and a beta for criticizing an escapist fictional scenario.

>>52768267
Why yes, I'm goind to do exactly that.

>>52768273
Cool, have fun with your "serious job seeking only! no fun allowed, also you're a sissy if you have different standards" game.

it's illegal to fuck coworkers here, are you seriously going to be a bitch about people inserting fetishes into games?

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Can I get a quick rundown on Necromancer update?

>>52768329
The skeletons in our closets' are bone'n.

>>52768329
>in contact with the Underworld

>>52768329
Will come when the ride ends.

>>52768288
I will bitch about people who cannot take a joke.

>>52767288
I wanna fug Zoe

>>52766786
Why would you want that? It would have to be exceptional (i.e. No longer just about waifus) to even be remembered the next thread

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>>52768329
It's gonna be great, it's gonna make Liber Mortis best spell book in that universe, it's gonna be so great even SDA will make DLC to startdust with it. It will make skeletons and zombies great again Vampiers and toilet-paper feels do not apply

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>>52768425
I don't have a well developed sense of humour

>>52768585
Man those tits were droopy. And at a young age too. I can understand being unhappy but a titjob must be cheaper than transitioning?

>>52768613
Yeah, but you miss the point. the point is that he got hot.

>>52768613
It's due to the fat.

>>52768685
"He" is a skinny twink asian and likely shot to boot. Not all that hot.
I won't drop points because of the tit scars that wouldn't be fair.
Now if "he" started eating and lifting "he" might become attractive.

>>52768747
Should be easy, trannies get free roids.

>>52768762
>free roids
Don't be retarded. There's no way a tranny gets as much test as a natural guy makes. They'd probably get like 200 ng/dl or some shit. Or maybe I talk out my ass I don't know any trannys.

>>52768747
nope sorry. I still think he's hot. All Im picturing his him trapping me against a wall at a house party or something. I mean, look at those arms! those are hot! He'd look straight up boss in a black v-neck. My only complaint is that I think he should stand up straighter.

>>52768762
Your technically correct. Which is the best kind of correct.

>>52768820
>. I mean, look at those arms! those are hot!
Is this real life?

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>>52767287
>>52767301
>MFW I chose the mystery box

Good work anon, I keked

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>>52768861
This is completely real. Im not even joking.

>>52756760
I know this was a day ago, but I just want to comment on the holy shit stupidity of trying to 'balance' waifus by making them shitty people. Don't do that. You're missing the point and pissing people off. Making the business worse is a more acceptable option, but in this genre you should instead look to see why people don't like the other choices, because if you present people with a bunch of bad choices they just won't play.

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>>52765913

>>52767507
Okay here goes a Socrates build:

>Origin:The Now; Watcher
because this is the only one that really works...
>Perks:
>Martial Training
cuz Socrates was allegedly a great warrior
>Silver Tongue
Gotta say savage shit some how
>Sage
Gotta be hella wise, yo
>Educated
Socrates taught the fool who started this shit
>Teacher
Gotta corrupt some youngins with somethin
>Survivor
Socrates will only die when it is for philosophy and not one moment sooner
>Pariah
Injustice is like wey for the mind
>Critical
Gonna Socratic Method all these traveller fools
>Long Player
Any changes best be meaningful yoooo
>Clothing
>Plebian 10
Gotta be comfyyyyy
>Physical Enhancement Suit 500
Socrates ain't taking shit from no one
>Weapons
>Skinning Knife 20
Back up weapon/tool is too useful
>Partizan 50
Greeks fucked hard and heavy with spears
>Kopesh 50
Day-to-day Sword
>Longbow 100
Explosive arrows and I know how to use them
>Strike Shiled 150
The best offense and the best defense, all in one
>Longinus Striker 350
Ultimate weapon, only pull it out for the worst of the worst
>Knick Knacks
>Bottomless Bag 100
Gotta keep the gear and shit somewhere
>Magical Protection Vestments 50
To keep the basic spiritual stuff away
>Advanced Medical Kit 100
Gotta keep the corrupted youth healthy after a little adventure
> Mathery Travellers Encyclopedia 20
Knowledge is power
>Ausadhirdipyamanas Flower Bed 300
Socrates is an old man but he is not gonna get any older, that's for dang sure
>Flux Generator 200
Gotta stay in melee as much as possible
>Faction: True Travelers
Not only is all the free shit good for an independent guy like Socrates, I feel Socrates would fit right in with the True Travelers, as much as Socrates could fit in with any group. Seem like they might even listen to Socrates... sometimes.
>Covenant: None
>Companions:
>Marada Yutori
>Deniz Seljuk
>Mitsubashi Goto
>Alexis 'the Watcher'
>Lunarial
The main idea is that Socrates is picking up the wayward youths...

>>52768807
"Injected testosterone esters should be started at a low dose and titrated upwards based on trough levels (blood levels drawn just before your next shot). A trough level of 500 ng/dl is sought."
This is assuming they don't go full retard and inject more than they should.

>>52768940
The thirst is fucking real. To think his arms are big in any way? Damn.

>>52768972
how is making madeleine a mother making her a shitty person

>>52769038
>The thirst is fucking real. To think his arms are big in any way? Damn.

I dont even care about the bigness. *they're toned* in almost the best possible way.

>>52769033
Okay, so trannies get about the same level of testosterone as normal young healthy men?
You disproved the level I suggested but my point still stands: Trannies do not get "free roids" (when compared to men).
>>52769102
>toned
I have to stop here before my rage eats the thread.

How would you include conceptual powers in a cyoa?

>>52769010
...and is guiding them along the path to reason and knowledge, no matter how misguided he may or may not be. At the same time, Socrates is guided by something or someone, he isn't a heretic after all, just a bit of an ass! There really is a plan for all of his philosophizing after all!
>Home District: Central Head Quarters
Socrates gotta be able to use his Socratic method on the wise men/women/things of the Travelers, what better place to launch this criticism than on the head honchos? Though he spends as much time vagabonding around Ae or other dimensions because he is frequently banished from being anywhere near Central.
>Hubworld: Free Traveler
Socrates is not gonna slowed up by these things like missions, he has to philosophize!!
>Panic Button: The God
Socrates is not a heretic, I swear!
And finally...
>Old Soul Where Are You Going?
Helping out Alexis will prove to be a very difficult matter indeed!

Highlander I will make Socrates into an ally if you want, don't have time this second but will shortly!

>>52769128
Depends on the CYOA. Depends on the powers. Luck is conceptual and easy to do.

>>52769149
I'm talking about Touhou tier bullshittery which gives me rock hard erections. Like Reimu using her power of "flight" to fly above reality and become invincible.

>>52769116
>Trannies do not get "free roids"
Of course they dont get free roids! they have to pay for them.

>I have to stop here before my rage eats the thread.
I dont understand where your anger is coming from. Are you feeling left out? If you want you can post other pics and we can lust after them? Or are you angry that our subjective standards of hotness are different?

>>52769170
Then I suggest describing things well, really well, so that you let people actually know what they could do with them.

>>52769128
First you would need to explain it to us dumb people.

>>52769058
Because you're making anons miserable by making them raise another man's child. Most just won't go with her at that point.

It's strange that you focus on that and not the general message about 'nerfing' waifus with character assassination being a bad idea.

>>52769058
Also it's really easy to say why a single mother is a shitty person. She drove a man off, she was a dumb slut that fucked around without a condom, a thousand ways. Single mothers are actually very rarely decent people in real life.

>>52765913
Nanobot and.....Under the Knife.

>>52767725
>>52767913
This is like those people that fetishize the apocalypse because they think they're the big tough man that'll end up like Immortan Joe and not the one that'll get torn apart and his cave looted for supplies.

>>52769116
>not free roids
They literally just have to up the dosage, which universally they... do, if they want to look manly and lift.
I have prescription hormones buddy-o, and my doctor certainly isn't looking at me to make sure I'm taking the right amount other than a visit every 6 months.

>normal young healthy men
Consider that if you have a test level of 200ng/dl and were born male you might not even get some help for that.

>>52769263
I fetishize the apocalypse because few things would make me happier than the complete obliteration of mankind. We're objectively a curse upon the Earth.

>>52769263
This is why I went for Zoe: A nice, low-stress, job.

I'm a NEET who posts on 4chan all day; anti-social hours & low pay don't matter to me.

>>52769304
>implying existence itself isn't a curse

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>>52769304

>>52769000
Indigo Sword
Yellow Enchantment
Yellow Shield
Red Enhancement
Cautious Style

Quantity has a quality of its own, especially when every hit has a chance to do damage to all my enemies.

>>52769304
>not trying to be the greatest curse upon the earth you can be.
Fucking Slacker!

>>52769215
I focus on that because my point is that I don't intend to balance the waifus out by altering their personalities. Modifying their surroundings is something entirely different.

>>52769263
I know and I'm a bit disappointed than none of those people let me know they chose Janet. I designed her for them.

>>52769426
>I don't intend to balance the waifus out by altering their personalities
Making her a single mom is actually far worse a modification than even a personality alteration. That's fucking with the character very severely.

>>52769426
>I focus on that because my point is that I don't intend to balance the waifus out by altering their personalities.
>Modifying their surroundings is something entirely different.

This is a mistake.

Surroundings can very easily be changed since you have the opportunity to enter into a romantic relationship with your boss. "Manipulating" her into getting rid of certain people or making certain changes shouldn't take much work.

Personalities are mostly static though.

So you're trying to balance a choice between static options by changing the dynamic situations around them.

That won't work.

>>52769234
There's also plenty of ways things she wouldn't be. Her husband cheated on her, her husband abused her, her husband died... but then again, /CYOA/ is basically an /r9k/ colony at this point, and that means pathological obsession with purity and everything is proof that women are evil.

>>52769493
>"Manipulating" her into getting rid of certain people or making certain changes shouldn't take much work.

I see why you don't have a girlfriend. Little bastard.

>>52769612
Yet even then, the anon would have to raise another man's child. Most people don't want to do something that pathetic.

>>52769612
Also I want to point out that behavior has a strong genetic component. The child of a man like that is going to be a disgusting little monster itself.

>>52767288

>Nerfing Madeline

Can you not

>>52769677
>>52769685
Ah, it's the anti-adoption activists again.

>>52769677
>not pretending to be interested in the single mother only to cuck her with her daughter

>>52769629
Don't exaggerate. Fact is an office bully like Marc for example, can be fired easily if you just have a heart to heart with Janet and explain to your gf/wife/waifu how his behaviour is damaging the work environment.

>>52769685
>>52769677
Adoption is a noble pursuit and people who adopt are very kind and intelligent.

>>52767288
Sauce me on the image for Patty, please

>>52769997
There's a reason it isn't common.

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>>52770042
don't have sauce, found it on one of the sites listed in the pastebin

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>>52769677
Hey, it worked for these guys.

>>52770069
Because most people aren't particularly noble.

>>52770075
She needs thicker thighs

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I think it's her too

>>52770117
I don't think it counts as pathetic if he kills your real dad & uses you as a tool to then kill your mom.

>>52770127
Yes, that was the implication he was going for. Thanks, Captain Obvious.

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>>52766660
You know it, playa!

Ill abuse the shit out of any power I gain by fucking off at eurobeat speeds to dodge responsibilities.

Uncle Ben can get fucked.

>>52770075
Thanks.

>>52770156

Just in case you didn't see my post, Don't nerf Medline

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>cyoas has waifus
>pick one to love me unconditionally
>proceed to friendzone and cuck her

Who else does this?

>>52770333
You've posted this before. I'll give you a (you) maybe that can shut you up for an hour

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>>52770233
>>52769887
are you s-sure, anon?

>>52770474
>are you s-sure, anon

Yes I am sure, Do NOT nerf her

>tfw no be the hobo cyoa

>>52767288
>- make sure to underline that Elise is a big girl. This should make her a less well-rounded (hehe) choice by detracting anons who prefer thinner figures. Should buff other bosses indirectly.
Anon, nothing about that picture says fat to me. There's maybe a bit of a muffin top.

>>52770499
you're already a hobo anon

>>52770333
>Cuck your waifu
>Then she cucks you 1-2 years later
>Then your waifu goes full yandere and locks you in the basement forever
You know it is going to happen if you do so

>>52767495
Do Traveller's age normally or not? It says "here we are eternal", but what about when they're not on home base?

>>52770499
>tfw people would rather beg for content that'll never get made than just buckle down and make it themselves.

>>52770578
sad innit?

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>>52770522
hard to find a visually pleasing picture of a chubby girl if blobs like this pop out when you type in 'chubby' in the search field

>>52770578
Isn't that what being a hobo is all about? They want booze money, but are too laxy to actually grt a job.

>>52770333
I think waifu CYOAs that explicitly state that they love you are normally extremely awkward and stiff or just badly written 99% of the time.

I wonder how a waifu CYOA could proficiently explain a person's personality and tendencies without entering the realm of "And she loves kissing you and giving you paizuri and she needs you all the time" cringe.

>>52770621
The problem is that without that guarantee, the autists get bugs up their asses about the dumbest shit. Which would be fine, except then they fill the entire thread with their shrieking.

>>52770621
>I think waifu CYOAs that explicitly state that they love you are normally extremely awkward and stiff or just badly written 99% of the time.
I don't remember any that say this. It's implied yeah but not said.

That's much better. Of course it's hard to say/imply a waifu loves you when she has to appeal to every anon.

age the same as mine
job lawyer
background daddy big arms, rich and has a rival

personality proud, haughty, calm and collective

intelligence and knowledge above average

hobby sculpting, the occult and is also a gun nut

skin very light
eyes brown
hair black
height much taller than average
build average
breasts E cup
butt enorm-@&&
distinctive features she's blind so she needs glasses to see and is sickly

special features hidden pain and a secret hobby

weird features #@%&^?¥ magic and buxom is better

enchanted a vampire and also bitten by a werewolf and will most likely turn into a werefox by nightfall

monster girl a three tailed kitsune

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/23152731/

>>52770621
>she loves kissing you and giving you paizuri
She has a thing for kissing and titjobs, I don't really think it needs to be explained further.

>>52770693
Let's not pretend the average guy would stand a chance with the literal 10/10 1 in a billion possibly divine waifus that have become the standard. A girl like that could have anyone and as many people as she wanted.

>>52770724
Women in real life don't enjoy kissing and titjobs, it's a purely male fetish.

>>52770750
Do they enjoy anything at all?

>>52770759
Spending thier husband's money, complaining, nagging, talking smack about other women behind thier backs.

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>>52770750
>Women in real life don't enjoy kissing

>>52770778
That doesn't mean women in CYOAs need to be like that.

>>52770612
Then I get what's in the pic for Elise

>>52770738
No one would like a realistic waifu cyoa. It's been tried. It's failed.
I do like when there's some reason behind why so many hot perfect girls want my dick. Like in sda's roommate cyoas where I'm some super speshul guy.

>>52767288
>Elise is a big girl
for you

>>52770821
I actually don't even bother with a CYOA that doesn't try to justify it's premise. It's too jarring to think I've been an ugly unlikeable autist for my entire life and suddenly a cadre of beautiful women decide they want my dick.

A good setup is pretty much necessary for me, decent personalities and interesting quirks are also a huge plus.

>>52770750
Imma gonna go with this being bait, cause it's patently untrue.

>>52770750
Chicks love to kiss, dude. Maybe your breath just smells.

Titjobs are hit and miss, but it is true most girls don't get anything out of it and therefore would prefer to do something else. The ones who enjoy it, though...nothing better in this world

>>52771047
>he doesn't wanna bury his face in tits instead

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>>52770938
Don't call yourself ugly, anon! Everyone can be beautiful.

>>52770938
>A good setup
Then you run into the problem of anon REEEing because he has to be changed, like if you become prince or some shit. Pretty sure that happened with one of Ordion's.

>>52771120
You've got a point anon.
>beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
>beholders think all creatures but themselves vile, imperfect, and hideous
>therefore, everyone is ugly
>when everyone is ugly, nobody is

>>52771164
The best premises take into account anon's current situation and incorporate it into the cyoa.

You could be teleported, reïncarnated, time-travelled, etc. The cyoa could take place in your dreams or in a magical world you stumbled into. Maybe anon was always speshul and his true speshulness is now being revealed/awakened.

Ordion's are subpar because they skip that transition from current anon to new anon. His cyoas feel like you're designing a character. They don't feel like "you".

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>>52771120
You son of a bitch

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>>52767301
>tfw chose the mystery box
All right, anon, I'll play your game.

I guess I'm a blank slate right now, huh? And the first person who takes me gets to decide my name, my desires, my kinks, and... whatever they want do do with me?

All right, I guess. Just... be gentle, okay?

>>52771219
I'm going to be rude here. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and a million different kinds of beauty exist, too bad everyone shares the same tastes and all beautiful people are variations of eachother. Objectively ugly people exist in the sense that their specific facial features appeal to almost noone and they're a few millimeters of facial bone recession away from a clinical deformity.

The good news is that people are lazy as fuck and that if you don't have expectations that are too high, most people can do fairly well with a /fit/ body and by taking care of themselves in general.

You won't be a male model and you won't have all the privilege that comes with it, but you'll live a normal, humble life.

>>52771236

I'll take you

Your name is faggot, Your desire is to kill yourself and your kinks are self-Asphyxiation,Scat and Extreme Masochism

>All right, I guess. Just... be gentle, okay?

No

>>52771236
I'll take you. Let's try and figure out what your old personality was.

>>52771222
So if you have a shapeshifting option in a CYOA, and you change yourself, do you become someone else?

>>52771087
>Not doing both

>>52771299
>oo bad everyone shares the same tastes
I like small perky tits more than cow tits. This makes me unusual because most people like cow tits.

>>52765913
Youth watch and nanobots

Immortality is obligatory, and telekinesis is awesome.

>>52771436
No please don't not again

>>52771437
At the same time?

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>>52769304
You know nothing of curses.

There has been pain, and suffering, and fear since before the first of you mewling vertebrates made the critical error of squirming forth from the primordial bile in which all things then swam.

All of these things will last long after your "precious" civiliation, and the last of your tree-swinging, feces-tossing brethren have perished from the face of the earth, your monuments and their jungles alike buried under the endless desert sand.

Peace is an illusion, and your very existence is little more than a blip on the radar. This pathetic ball of rock and dust has brought greater castastrophes upon itself simply by discharging what lies within than a million of your hydrogen bombs could hope to cause. This cosmos has subjected it to bombardments the likes of which you will never possess the power to recreate.

You are not the villain of this story, nor are you the hero. There are no villains. There are no heroes. There is only death.

If you want to know the future, imagine the stars blinking out and falling silent, forever and ever.

>>52771616
That would be a lot more convincing if you didn't use Hearthstone art for it.

>>52771616
Nerd

>>52771616
>If you want to know the future, imagine the stars blinking out and falling silent, forever and ever.
Nigga doesn't even know about the Black Hole Era or the Photon Age.

>>52771826
Oh hey, mind answering some questions about Battlemage?

>>52771853
Give me your load

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>hammering away at SMT CYOA
>increased hours at work but can't complain
>figuring out PS as I am technologically retarded
>motivation drying up
Free me from this fucking pain.

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>>52771616
Just because you have more eyes then me doesn't make me less then you. Also, I reject your understanding of the universe. I wanted to make that clear.

>>52771858
:/

>>52771469
That's the dream

But in reality, start with one end with the other

>>52771886
It's aight nigga. All creators do that.

>>52771858
I see that Boneseekers are a thing, does that mean you can become a Lich or something like that? Also, is acoustic really a magic school? I mean, as long as you can play an instrument/sing, you should be able to "cast" the spells from the school. Unless an instrument/voice is a prerequisite to even cast the spells from that school. Another thing, since they're magitech, can you get any kind of instrument you want? As long as you can play and carry it on you somehow, unless you've got Amoroso or something.

>>52771886
Just try to forget that there are authors way better than you, that make way prettier stuff, that do it much faster while you sit there, stuck, trying to figure out which font to use...
It's been one and a half hour and I've written nothing yet

>>52767605
>working for shit pay

Enjoy being poor anon. Then when the Youtube boom ends enjoy being jobless with only >worked on a youtube show for your resume LOL

>>52772039
Look man, there are tons of people better than me at everything. You can't get brought down just cuz you aren't the best. Plenty of people succeed despite horrible skills.

It's all about luck and effort. Just try and hope for the best, and maybe one day you will RULE THIS EARTH WITH AN IRON FIST!!!

>>52772214
If you're a camera man, you can use the show itself as part of your CV, probably end up working for some minor studio for the rest of your life with better pay.

boring

>>52769426
>I know and I'm a bit disappointed than none of those people let me know they chose Janet. I designed her for them.

I'm pretty sure those people aren't all that thrilled about being a copywriter, you know. Also, I think it's too close to reality. With post apocalyptic worlds it's pretty easy to delude yourself into thinking you could actually have a chance, because being stuck in a dead end job in real life in no way correlates with your chances to do well in such scenarios, obviously.

>>52772214
Cameraman is a job that existed before youtube, you know that, right?

>>52772251
I'm working but I can still recognize I fucked up and tried something out of my league. I can't keep the mood the same, it's all over the place.
I also fucked up with how I was going to present the options.

>>52772353
I definitely see why so many make waifu cyoas. It's easy, it's effortless and no one gets mad at you.

>>52772353
Fix your fuckups as best you can and post thhe final result. These anons will be sure to help you get rid of the slag.

>>52769612
The only ones obsessed with purity is cuckanon, and he hasn't been here for a few days. No one cared that Madeleine was used goods, but if she had a child that is an entirely different matter.

Though it means stronger hours for me, which means I have more of a claim of ownership to the restaurant should I ever want to take it over.

>single mother
>hires some cute guy to manage her restaurant
>has more time to spend with her child
>guy finds some way to cut her pay since she isn't active in the business
>workers refuse to take her side since they only have a rapport with the manager
>pressure her into taking a shitty settlement for the restaurant, for best results do it when the kid is starting school so she has very little money left
>once she inevitably blows through the pittance you gave her, laugh as she is forced to take a high-stress high-hours job and her kid has to grow up alone
>once the kid graduates, have an employee float a job offer
>once the kid takes it, torment them in the office by letting them know I was why their mom wasn't around
>hire them as my official fucktoy

>>52772469
What if Jesus saw this post? Apologize to Jesus.

Traveler build incoming.

Niklaus the Untamable, 264, “Archivist”/Explorer, SPACE VIKING

+Wears Tartarus Power Armor and uses the appropriate amount of physical force
+Has a wide variety of melee weapons for lethal and non-lethal takedowns
+Has his own ship with room for five; will happily leave it docked at Ae to go adventuring, but will dimension-hop back once a month for a few hours.
-Doesn’t use ranged weapons other than the built-in bolter and flamethrower in the Tartarus suit
-Doesn’t back down from a fight; convinced of his own invincibility
-Rather easy to piss off
-/+Hunter and wanderer, highly devoted to the old Norse gods
-/+Won’t stay in one place for more than a few months, and won’t tolerate the spineless or craven.
-/+Enjoys decadence in his own way. Fighting is an indulgence, and feasting, fucking, and drinking is the only proper way to end a day. Comes with 5 barrels of any kind of alcohol per day.


High-tech understanding
Hearty
Natural Physique
Frontliner
Martial Training
Berserker
Woodsman
Languages proficiency

8750 credits

- Traveler Grade Tartaros Armor
>- Jetpack
>- Iron Halo
>- Hammer-Closet (War-Drobe)
->- Lucern Hammer - Blessed
->- Dane Axe x2 - Blessed
->- ‘Dragonslayer’ Great Sword
->- Plasma Lance
->- Urumi
->- Naginata
->- Megalithic-Tier Harpoon - Blessed
- Traveller leathers [Free]
>- Upgrade 1
- Hunting Attire
- Maori Okibar Tattoo
- Yuta Brace [Mandatory]
>- Upgrade 1
>- Yuta partner Brace
- Skinning Knife
- Power Fist x2
- Stun Hammer x2
- 'Pegs' [Free]
- Basic Survival Kit [Free]
- Basic Bag [Free]
- ID Card [Free]
- Morell Alcohol Subscription x5
- Personal Gravity Manipulator
- Non-sentient Servo-skull [Free]
- Aenathari Peach
- Tebulasi Frigate
>- Ausadhirdipyamanas Flower Bed
>- Shrine Setup Package
- Omni Camping Equipment
- Glepnir Chain x2
- Multiversal Timekeeper
- Mathery Travellers Encyclopedia
- Enhanced Occulatus
- Blessed Needle & Thread
- Leader Line

>>52772469
>hires cute guy

Immersion broken. I'm borderline deformed. Only God knows why she hired me.

>>52772431
>no one gets mad at you.

Untrue. It can induce some high grade autism tears.

>>52771955
>does that mean you can become a Lich or something like that?
In the sense that you become long-lived, potentially, but only through banned rituals.

>as long as you can play an instrument/sing
Acoustic requires you to play an instrument -and- cast the spells at the same time. That's what makes acoustic magics one of the harder schools to master.

>can you get any kind of instrument you want?
Yup. Even magitech guitars. How else will you be able to post-rock your enemies to death?

(Un)Official Battlemage Album:
https://youtu.be/7c-ciZ6zMTg?t=43m42s

>As long as you can play and carry it on you somehow
Most magitech instruments are portable, actually. I imagine keys (piano, organ) are just tiny hand-held apparatuses that can project an arcane keyboard in front of you, or a drumset is a set of sticks that projects an arcane set of drum pads. Woodwinds and brass are just their mouthpieces and so on.

I intended to have two DLCs for Battlemage; one for magitech rifles (to add on to Weapon Forge) and another for an expansion of the acoustic school. Those are on hold while I work on standalone CYOAs, though.

>>52772507
>per day

*per month. I wish the alcohol came in barrels per day.

>>52772437
I kinda bumfucked myself with not leaving enough room for personality in the companions. I'll do what I can but it stings.

>>52772533
I made an acoustic build that used a standing Cello/staff, and a viola/wand. He only used the Cello when he could be stationary, or ride his mount for the entire fight.

>>52772533
Nice, sounds like I'm picking Human then.

>>52772469
Ah gay-anon, you're such a strange thing.

>>52772469
Your post makes me sad

>>52772584
That's not me. I was at uni today as you might have noticed by today's lack of memery. Won't be fully up and posting for at least an hour.

>>52772512
The CYOA suggest she thinks we are cute.

>>52772491
Soz Jesus, I'd share the kid with you

>>52772533
>Most magitech instruments are portable, actually.

New plan. Make a grand piano with magitech legs, and have my playing animate the legs. MAGITECH MECH ACOUSTICS

>>52767288

Zoe's really the only job i'd enjoy with or without sex. I'm sure she's got friends who'd be interested in meeting the smartass making skeptical comments behind the camera.

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>>52772644
>MAGITECH MECH ACOUSTICS
This is how you think.

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>Zoe has 13% pick rate

fucking pathethic lmao

>>52772584
50/50 the kid is female

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What are your ideas for a scary CYOA?

>>52772661
I bet you if she was a guy that'd be 0. It's just betafags who think they will get into her pants if they are friends long enough.

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Reposting this so I can post my build.

>Penalties: Migraines, Stench, Blindness, Whispers, Mute, Nightmares, Double Ageing, Amputation x2.
[+56, 81 total]

>Bonuses: -1 year x10, Briefcase x11.
[-81]

Sucks for everyone stuck in this prison for 10-20 years. I'll just trade my legs for $5.5 million and be on my way.

>>52772684
something scary

>>52772659
damn straight

>>52772644
Roxanne thinks the player is cute

>>52772507

And most of the 2000 words I wrote to afford his stuff.

https://pastebin.com/5iQWHuMR

>>52772585
He's a gay guy with some weird reverse-revenge fetish. Wants to break a girl's heart. Not sure why.
>>52772635
Wait shit you're multiple posters?

>>52772717
oh, whoops

>>52772759
>Wait shit you're multiple posters?
I just thought it'd be a funny idea, I didn't know there was a guy who did stuff like that already here.

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>>52772469
Pic very much related.

>>52772824
In your defense, >>52772635 DOES say he memes a lot. Sorry for getting you mixed up!

>>52772533
>Lich
>long-lived
But Liches are undead, not even alive in the first place. How do you even move when you have no muscles and shit anyway? Magic?

sword red sword
sword enhancement red enhancement

shield red shield
shield enhancement ice aegis

>>52765913
Body swap and pheromone definitly.

I am still hammering away at that comfydark CYOA. Expect some dark stuff as well as some comfy stuff. Might post WIP version later on.
>>52772867
>How do you even move when you have no muscles and shit anyway? Magic?
No, it's the power of friendship
OFC it's magic, you kucklehead.

>>52772867
Long-lived as in you last longer than normal.

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Just gonna post the first Summon for Demonologist. Not entirely sure what I'm going for here: A Summon that protects you, or a waifu...

In either case I'll finish it, of course. I came this far already.

>>52772918
What do you mean by "last"? Exist? A Lich isn't gonna die if you bury him underground or something. As far as I know Liches are biologically immortal as far as they have a phylactery and all that.

>>52766861
Looking forward to it

>>52768478
Because they're fun to see what you personally like

>>52772829
holy shit that is perfect

>>52772935
Wait what is this a part of?

>>52772469
Honestly, ignoring the "destroying her life" part, this is probably the best option of the cyoa unless you have some specific preference that applies to one of the characters or just generally a thing for soul crushing jobs.

>>52772979
An upcoming CYOA that people were sperging about a "few" theads ago. About summoning demons/choosing demon waifus, if I recall correctly.

>>52773007
I can get behind that.
Proceed.

>>52772953
Mana degrades in this setting, it's part of the underlying plot. It's part of the reason why Ifraix and Constructs don't last forever.

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>>52772935
What about both they are a protection but they are all waifu grills?

>>52772935
Looking forward to this, by far my favorite category of CYOAs. Two questions. How many demons do you plan on including? How long do I need to wait til it's finished?

What happened to the mecha musume cyoa someone was making a while ago?

>>52772935
>Cavalry spelling
But otherwise I can get behind it.
How much into the demonology aspects and so on are you going to go?

>>52773049
>Mana degrades
Still, unless there's a limited amount of mana, there's no reason you can't just can't get more mana. I mean, you need to regenerate it to cast spells, right? Or is it that mana is the thing that lets everything live/exist?

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>>52773074
I'm still working on it.
I said to expect it sometime this year, but it won't be finished soon, probably no earlier than late summer.

>>52772935
How many choices are there besides the summons? If it's mainly summons, do the others have more intricate personalities?

>>52772935
Really liking it so far!

>>52773124
A mixture of both, because it also degrades matter that it isn't attuned to correctly.

It's a plasma that biology has perfected in channeling through a body's leylines, but the process of artificially programming leylines into something to make it a sapient being is currently very inefficient and still is in Apocalypse. Think of it as akin to creating AI.

Detritus corruption is what happens when mana "programming" is done wrong.

>>52773152
Better late and high quality than now and with shit quality.

>>52773217
So there are no such problems if there is no physical body?

>>52773252
Elementals are mana "AI" generated through chaotic circumstances, but last a very short time because of how volatile it's put together.

>>52773217
So mana is a limited resource or it regenerates?

>>52773270
Yeah but they still have a physical body, regardless of what it's made of. I don't know what you were trying to say by that, really.

>>52772976
reverse flash and black manta (aquamans hatestalker) are the most spergalicious superpsychos in the dc continuity and it generally comes off tragically amusing
(you know if you ignore all the civilian bodies that piles up anyway)

>>52773271
I imagine everyone/thing gets a limited amount of mana for the duration of their existence, and while it regenerates, you pretty much die when you fully run out of it.

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>>52773271
Everything's a limited resource, anon.

>>52773298
What exactly do you mean by "no physical body" then? I don't really have any entity that's considered with a non-physical body in the setting.

Devote your life to its research, then.

>>52773362
I mean like force ghosts and shit, dude. You know. BattleNecromancer when?

>>52772693
I chose her because it's the only job that wouldn't make me want to kill myself in the long term.

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>>52767288
Instead of nerfing the good options, why don't you try to make the bad options better?

>>52773390
>ghosts and shit
I haven't thought that far into the physics but I wouldn't say it's impossible. It's certainly not something achieved yet in the setting though, but it would certainly bring a new era on humanity.

>>52773430
>It's certainly not something achieved yet in the setting
Aw yeah. I've got something to aim for now. Aside from just killing everything.

>>52767280
Klerryl
Responsibilities: Metra Studies (Seems more like a cool boon than a drawback).
Special: Bonus Credits
Equipment: Hover Pad, Compression Armor, Flight Armor, Speed Upgrade, Armor Upgrade, Aquatic Flight Upgrade, Nested House, Mecha, Gel Launcher (Seems like an awesome weapon for things besides Colossals, as the CYOA hints).

I chose Klerryl because she triples my lifespan and theres no way I can turn that down. I've got ann awesome mecha and flight suit now as well.

>>52773362
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmological_constant#Positive_value

There may be a limit to potential entropy

>>52773362
I'm pretty sure your smugness is an infinite resource.

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>>52773073
>How many demons do you plan on including?
Probably like ten or something. I got 28 pictures from the thread but some aren't exactly useable for protraits
>How long do I need to wait til it's finished?
Don't know. Probably gonna make 1-3 more tonight. I finished the skeleton for the options and I have the pictures. All I gotta do is write.
>>52773072
Probably how it ends up.
>>52773115
There's a section before on how you summoned it but it is not as indepth as you probably would like. No long description on summoning circles, which ingredients to use, which chants etc etc
>>52773157
Two other choices.
Don't know what you mean by intricate personalities. She's supposed to be a blank slate, "Anon's first summon" type deal.

>>52772714
>he'd rather have an extra $3.5 million than a leg

>>52773362
>limited resource
Your smugness sure i >>52773549

Ah fuck you I'm late!

>>52773535
Well knowing this years ago would had been great

>>52771120
top kek, laughed out loud

>>52772935
>balroc
>cavallery
>strugling
Definitely needs some proofreading. But it looks interesting so far.

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>>52773621
Should've gone fast.

>>52773535
That's actually pretty cool. I wonder how this could impact current theories of the end of the universe.

I'm no physics guy but I still don't see how this will resolve the decay of electrons and protons, though.

>>52773582
>Don't know what you mean by intricate personalities. She's supposed to be a blank slate, "Anon's first summon" type deal.
I'm wondering whether they are all going to be like that with the focus being on the other traits.

>>52773362
Would you like to make a contract, anon?

>>52767288
I'll have to pick the Restaurant Manager.
Being a cameraman sounds fun but being blueballed by Zoe is a big detractor.

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I like everything about Ordion's superhero cyoa except the powers which are dogshit.

>>52767288
Picking Zoe and gradually conditioning her to be slightly less of a cocktease and then spending a week or so actually breaking her sounds like the best option. Assuming she has a backlog of videos, it would be easy to completely change her with no one noticing.

>>52773697
>proofreading when you've only written one option
You do that last you goofball.
>>52773738
I still don't know what you mean. The other options will have the same amount of text dedicated to the Summon's goal, their race and then their personality.

>>52773850
What's so terrible about the powers? They're pretty standard. What you'd expect.

>tfw writing a waifu CYOA and masturbating and now have no desire to keep writing it

dammit I let my inspiration escape.

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>>52772935
>cleans up the big guys


>having you watch her fight brings joy to her black heart
That is pretty romantic

>>52773876
They feel too gamey, like vidya abilities instead of superpowers.

>>52773878
As someone that's done a couple of /d/ CYOAs, you don't masturbate during. Only after.

>>52773897
That's something he does in pretty much all of his works, unfortunately.

>>52773878
That's why all professional authors only fap to gay porn so they can stay pure for and invested into their waifus.

>>52773897
Pretty much every other CYOA with powers is like that.

>>52773217
>It's a plasma that biology has perfected in channeling through a body's leylines, but the process of artificially programming leylines into something to make it a sapient being is currently very inefficient and still is in Apocalypse. Think of it as akin to creating AI.

Wait I thought Apocalypse was a Stardust CYOA? Is it a crossover then?

>>52773897
That's how you know you're playing an ordion CYOA

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What really triggers your almonds in cyoas?

>>52769000
Yellow sword + purple enchantment
Red shield + green enchantment
Cautious style

>>52774003
>triggers
activates
Mismatching styles of pictures. Anime next to real life photos next to hand-painted stuff. Not a big issue but still gets on my nerves.

>>52773878
>waifu cyoas get you hard
How long has it been anon?

>>52773918
Not really. Most powers have some level of breadth to them. His are basically just take straight from a WoW skill tree.

>>52774003
>All the powers are named after philosophers/philosophical terms

>Characters hate you right off the bat

>Hostile narrator blames you for what's happening in the CYOA

>The metanarrative implies that no matter your choices everything will end badly

stop doing this

>>52774003
You do.
>>52774048
>Hostile narrator blames you for what's happening in the CYOA
Example?

>>52774003
>Necromancy magic an option
>It's mainly health sapping spells
or
>white magic gets full restoration while you get decaying drones
What's the point of venturing into the darkest form of magic known to man when praying to a priest gets you a more potent version with much less drawbacks?

>>52773582
Can you spoil us on any of the other images you used for demons? I was particularly fond of the bald one with the floating crown of fire

>>52774003
Female companions pretty much in bikinis revealing every detail of their bodies but male companions under 500 suits of armour covering every inch of them so they might be afro-jewish lizard people for all you know.

>>52774003
>nerdy waifu available
>she seems prefect, into anime, vidya, and cartoons
>she's into cosplay
>she's into streaming
I am literally such a overprotective anti-cuck that I don't want my waifu doing what she loves if it makes her famous online for her body.

>>52774126
>implying anyone wants attention whoring con sluts as girlfriends

>>52774126
>anti-cuck

Is that what we're calling emotionally stunted people these days?

>>52774126
I'm the reverse. I love the idea of a waifu who shows herself off online or in person. It turns me on knowing other people want her but I'm the only one who gets her.

Then again, I'm not so cripplingly insecure that my own fantasy women cheat on me.

>>52774168
Nope, that's what you call people who aren't degenerates these days.

>>52772684
I've had an idea brewing for a while for an Urban Fantasy/Horror CYOA where you can choose to give yourself a wide variety of supernatural powers or transform yourself into a supernatural creature, but to "pay" for it you'd have to make an equivalent "cost" of changes to the world in general, most of which would make your (and everyone else's) life more difficult.

For example, if you want to make yourself a Vampire, then the cost would be that other Vampires exist, and now you have to deal with them (and the less unique you are, the less becoming one yourself would cost.) If you want to be an all-powerful Wizard? Then surprise, now there are 16 other Arch-Wizards out there who are all plotting to kill you (and each other) so they can steal your power and influence for themselves. And so on.

>>52774111
>I'm gay, why won't anyone cater to me?

>>52774185
That's because in your fantasy is the only place where they don't cheat on you.

>>52774003
>Tomboy is lesbian
>Smart girl has glasses
>CYOA doesn't have male options even when it's not waifushit

>>52774003
>waifu CYOA
>all kinds of different nerdy interests represented
>vidya, anime, cosplay, literature, arts and crafts, history, etc..
>not a bloody one of them is into traditional games
Sometimes I wonder if you all really do thing /tg/ stands for Totally Gay.

>>52774241
/cyoag/ is rightful /v/a/ clay.

>>52774108
I saved them all. I haven't decided on which to use. I'll aim to include the more... eccentric options.
I want each type of Demon to be unique. Not sure if I should include a Succubus: Either she will conform to her race (she wants to bang and that's it) or be a subversion (she wants to NOT be a Succubus and instead be a housewife or something).
I'll keep thinking.

>>52774232
Ok, /r9k/. But the point remains - why the fuck are you so insecure in your own fap fantasies?

>>52774299
Hey, you're the one fantasizing about it.

Question for Photoshop-using authors: what app/program do you find yourselves using? Is there any particular component to Photoshop that is more necessary than the rest?

I know those seem like silly questions, but I do not know what to use, and I'd like to start creating a few cyoas.

>>52774185
That is an interesting question. How fucked up and insecure do you have to be that the thought of a fantasy character cheating bugs you?

>>52774003
>Game mechanics that don't translate easily, such as turns
>CYOA that just amounts to "pick one thing"

>>52774239
>Tomboy is lesbian
How many CYOAs can you remember where waifu/companions have a fixed sexuality?
>Smart girl has glasses
That's the easiest way to show it. It's a stereotype.

>>52774313
I'm specifically not. I'm fantasizing about a girl who I don't have to worry about, even while she's running around half-naked in an anime convention. You (or >>52774126 if you're doing that stupid "I'm devils advocating without telling you" thing) is the one afraid his own sex fantasy will run off if he includes cosplay in her interests.

>>52767288
I'd probably go with Erica and shoot for Corrine. I'm not quite ready to be a dad, but she seems like a really great choice and I'd like an older kid much much more.

>>52774354
>How many CYOAs can you remember where waifu/companions have a fixed sexuality?
There have been a few.

>That's the easiest way to show it. It's a stereotype.
I know, that's why I hate it. It's using a cliche that doesn't make in real sense because the author is too lazy to give a good description.

>>52772684
a man is jerking off in the dark and really getting into it. in the heat of the moment he loses his rhythm and he lets go of his dick, but the repetitive motion and feeling of someone jerking him off is still felt. just as soon as he realizes what's happened and he looks down, the feeling disappears and a cloud of black smoke is where his dick was. he then proceeds to bust the biggest nut of his life.

>>52774369
Girls who are into cosplay are sluts. Is this supposed to be something new?

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>>52774340
I don't have a problem with "pick one thing" if the cyoa isn't supposed to be more than that.
If someone writes a page full of combined flavortext for every choice and fancy layered graphics I get exasperated if it's to serve a very minor choice. If it's >>52740269 I really like it.

>>52774325
>App/program
Photoshop. Which is what you opened the question with.
>Is there [...] more necessary than the rest?
Clipping mask is essential if you want your CYOAs to look moderately decent.
Intelligent objects for whenever you want to enlarge a pic.
When changing something's size, use the horizontal & vertical scale configurators above the workspace. Avoids pics from looking uneven.

>>52774399
>implications

>>52774376
>There have been a few.
Can you name any?
> too lazy to give a good description.
Visual cues are important: Showing beats telling. How do you want to show "she's smart" visually?

>>52774468
Put "she's smart" in her description

>>52774492
That would activate my almonds.

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Watch out, we got a badass over here

>>52774468
There was one posted on /d/ but I didn't save it. I know there have been a few others but I don't really keep track of things I don't like.

>Visual cues are important
It's not a real visual cue though, it's like seeing someone with a cane and assuming they must love butter.

>How do you want to show "she's smart" visually
Girls with textbooks, girls in environments that allude to scientific work

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Any interest in a weird fiction horror CYOA?

>>52774492
>Visual cues are important: Showing beats telling. How do you want to show "she's smart" visually?

>>52774126
Yeah, I feel the same way. I hate cosplay and streaming.

>>52774577
Just have a name tag that says I'm smart on it or something.

>>52774552
yes

>>52773362
>tfw you will never experience the degenerate era onwards
>inb4 you're living in it

>>52772714
>25
>Penalties
Migranes x 3
>43
Smell
>47
Blind
>53
Mental whispers
>57
Mute
>59
Nightmares
>65
Double aging
>77

>Bonuses
Reduce period by one year x10
>7
$500,000 x7
>0

3.5 million richer for literally no trouble at all.