Could a half orc/half dwarf hybrid work well? It seems like it'd

>>52737868
>How was he born?
>You see, when mommy orc and daddy dwarf get very very very VERY drunk....

>>52738516
So it could happen at any time always

>>52738553
See also: Stubbornly playing chicken meets recklessly playing chicken.

That's just a very hairy shorter orc

It wouldn't work very well, as Orcs prefer to rape Elves instead.

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>>52737868
I think the end result would be pretty much like Trolls in ElfQuest: dwarf-sized, green, nasty, bearded creatures with a penchant for metallurgy, gemstones and backstabbing.

But you have to call it a dork for extra funnies, intentionally miss spelt so everyone knows you're doing it ironically

>>52737868
The 5e MM explicitly calls out dwarves as a potential progenitors for half-orcs, so, yeah, it's just fine and dandy in 5e. It's just assumed that dwarf/orcs are no different, stat-wise, to human/orcs.

What about half orc/half gnome?

>>52739161
Sound painful.

>>52737868
I had a player try to argue that then demand I give him weapon familiarity. The player was highly autistic though. I don't say that in a /tg/ kind of way, I say it in a "almost too autistic to function in society" kind of way.

>>52737868

So is a half orc half dwarf called a dork?

In 3.5 Midnight D&D they're called "Dworgs" and they're sort of awesome...

Why haven't all the species interbred with each other and formed a single "race"?

>>52747171
sterile like ligers and mules perhaps?

>>52739203
As painful as a half red dragon/ half pixie?

>>52748587
At least one of the partners can shapeshift in this pairing.

>>52748623
Red dragons can't and pixies can't either in the good editions.

>>52739092
5e says most orc half-breeds come out full orc because they're horrible rape monsters made to override everyone else. It's only a few races where orc genes don't always come out dominant

I a half orc dragon

No self respecting dwarf would ever breed with the greenemy

>>52739203
The Orc's a pretty big gal

>>52752023
4u

>>52738628
"But.....you're both male..."

"Laddie, gay chicken has nae half-measures and I cannae stand ta lose."