YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED BY THE WEREELF CURSE FROM NOW ON EVERY FULL

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>>52728252

I guess every full moon I'm stuck baking cookies.

>>52728252

turn into an elf at every full moon i guess

It's better than being a Were-jerry.

>>52728252
Use my altered genetic code to rape during every full moon without leaving traceable genetic evidence?

>>52728284
Those are gremlins you mong.

>>52728252
So... how much does this increase my overall lifespan? Just a little, I think, but I can't into the math at the moment.

>implying it's not the werehuman curse

A full elf or a drow?

>>52728307
Assuming your lifespan is 75 years, this would add 900 days to your life, assuming you relatively don't age on those days.

Best case scenario, you make it to a few more rounds of canasta.

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>>52728252
bisexually-active prostitution

>>52728252
I go out and spend the next days leading up to a full moon, sucking as much cock as I can find, so come the change.......I'll be prepared to feel like a real elf.

>>52728252
Destroy the moon.
It'll either remove the curse, or turn me into an elf permanently.
Regardless of the outcome, I will retain some measure of immortality as the one who destroyed the moon.

>>52728781
^^this guy is welcome at my table

>>52728340
Still, pretty good all things considered, as far as curses go.