The last pyromanic, murderhobo, rapist, edgelord, snowflake or

>>52692736
Oh jeez i haven't watched King of the Hill in ages. I wouldn't be able to do him justice.

Much better because Hank hill would not flay a diplomat and hang his skin from a flagpole

>>52692736
>entire party of anime edgelords
>entire party, now Hank Hill

It would be pretty interesting, I-tell-ya-wut.

The most important thing about Hank is that he's very uncomfortable outside of a few familiar situations. He's very practical and goal oriented but his desires are very simple. I don't know how you'd write him into an adventuring party

>>52692887
>"Now gosh darn it I was given a job by Mr. Strickland to bring propane and propane accessories to these Godless heathens and I am NOT goin' to let some little punk elder dragon get in my way!"

>>52692805
>>52692887
Crusaders of the holy flame. And holy flame accessories

>>52692926
I knew what that was going to be and damn it was good.

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>>52692926
>A cleaner burning evil

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>>52692923
>>52692926
I know it's Stephen Colbert, but still.

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>>52692926

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>>52694841
Have a more appropriate pic anon

>>52692736
Well, it'd be an entire party of Hank Hills, this is gonna get weird.

>>52694918
Holy shit I forgot this existed. Oh sweet mother of propane fuck yes.

>>52694934
>>52692805
in the case of multiple characters that'd qualify, any beyond the first become other KOTH characters

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>Is now the party face

>>52692786
He'd just kick his ass.

>>52695077
Tell you what man dang ol' piles of gold man dang ol' scary cave dragon man dang ol' real dungeon man.

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I really want to play a shadowrunner based on pic related now.

>>52692736
We need more King of the Hill fanfics.

On paper the party shifts a little way away from Lawful Good.

In practise the party shifts a whole lot away from Chaotic Evil.

>>52695210
The man of the household Hill produced a small parchment with inscriptions inked in the fabled Strickland style. He presented it before the dragon Vasamel, the burning enforcer.

"For one of such a feeble stature," the powerful creature mused, "your words carry much power behind them." The man of household Hill gave a warm smile. "I am flatered Mr. Enforcer, and thanks once again for buying with Strickland Propane." The dragon nodded a respectful nod. With the addition of this magical liquid, this wondrous stuff that seemingly amplified his already searingly hot fire breath, none could deny his sovereignty.

The man of household Hill took his leave. "Same time next week Mr. Enforcer?" he called behind him. "You know it Hank!" the dragon called back.

If you too are in need of the man of household hill, you need only summon him with magical words. 'Propane Products and Accessories' and he will be there within the instant.

>>52695136
>Boomhauer ends up marrying the princess and becoming the new king after the old one passes away
>he issues a new decree

What is it, /tg/?

>>52695453
Beautiful.
I wanna adventure in a world where the man of the household of Hill is known to roam. Where his clean burning fuel warms mankind.

>>52695486
unintelligible

>>52692736
Next part of antagonists will just be the King of the Hill cast i've decided.

So much fire.

>>52695486
>What is it, /tg/?
> "Dang'ole man talking about taxes witha ding do dangit an'a dang'ole war crimes man sorta bow chaka bow wow gonna dang'O oh oh anna XOcutions, dang'ole sssmooooth man."

Better question, what makes inserting Hank Hill (and by extension characters similar to Hank Hill) into anime, video games, or other more fantastical settings so common?

>>52695620
There is so much King of the Hill x Kill la Hill art.

>>52695077
TRUE TEST!

What class is he?

>>52695635
>Kill la Hill.

Shit, even on a subconscious level I'm crossing them over.

>>52695638
Bard seems obvious, unless he's like a Wizard with super secret spells only he can pronounce?

>>52695638
No one knows until the campaign ends.

>>52695746
>blackguard

>>52695746
Mah dag gum brother o' a dif'rent' sum' mother

>>52695765
>Implying he fell out of God's favor.
>Implying it wasn't the world that fell out of his.

>>52695781
>Unintelligible Intensifies

>>52695210
But what is the greatest King of the Hill fanfic?

>>52692736
>Paladin of Propane
"Do ah look like ah know what a 'beholder' is?"
"I'm gonna go up to those bandits and kick their ass"

>Detects evil on NPC
"That boy ain't right."

Best. Game. Ever.

>>52695810
Well the first one you see if you go on fanfic and search through King of the Hill crossovers is a JoJo one. It's at the top of the page, but I think that just means it was updated the most recently.

>>52695851
>dealing with wizards
"No mooore castin' that fireball!"

>>52695926
>Diplomacy check
"Now you listen to me, mister...."

>>52695638
Well he's already a Texas Ranger, so I'm saying ranger.

I also really wanna hear him do bird calls but morphed with his speaking style

>>52692736
much worse as the last pyromaniac I played was effectively a tech wizard who's main reason for being crazy was his devotion to saving his people and the fact that things kept backfiring. Hank would certainly do a bit better in a few diplomatic situations, but then he'd be eaten by ghouls or sold as a slave, or be mutant chow.

Verily,

>>52693293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqdDjNAyPdA

>>52695638
Ranger, on account of him actually being a ranger.

>>52692736
Have you ever seen Black Lagoon?

Hank Hill was a bit villain in it.

>>52695638
Dang 'ol ranger.

>>52695620
>>52695635
He's so normal and relatable that it makes for a comedic contrast. Plus, Hank is pretty grounded, so he's usually actually helpful.

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>>52695077
>Is now the BBEG

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>>52692736
Haaaank, can I borrow some gold?

Haaaank?

Haaaanaaah?

Ser Hank of the Hill, defender of the shire of Arlen.

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>the last... heavily inspired by an anime character has been replaced by none other than Hank Hill.

My game is a JoJo FATE hack.

It has definitely been improved.

>>52695550
>"And so King Boomhauer issued the first of his wise decrees. Many more followed that the people understood to be for the greater benefit of all. His reign was renowned for his intelligent and well mannered speech."

>>52698606
So his stand is Propane Nightmares?

>Hank: the DM

>Boomhauer: Sorcerer
>Dale: Rogue
>Bill: Bard that fails every charm roll
>Bobby: ?

>>52699040
Nah, Bill would imitate Hank, picking the most Hank-like class. Something strong / with fire. Maybe the fighter subclass with a clean-burning firebolt. His backstory would include not!Peggy as his wife. Bobby would be the bard, the biggest disappointment of a class.

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>>52698973
Brilliant, Anon.

>>52694841
epically posted gentlesir!
*sips le reddit pundit*

>>52699814
Anyone have a guess what this faggot is trying to convey?

>>52699638
So, if we're talking 5e, Bill would be an Eldritch Knight with a focus in Fire spells.

In Pathfinder, probably a Magus.

>>52699996
Yeah, I can see that.

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>>52692736

>>52692923
Yeah he's be a cleric for