>The fighter attempts to punch at mach speed >Ruptures

Well time for guns

>>52671980

>The gunslinger attempts to try a new powder using dragon bones
>The explosion ruptures the barrel and blows off several fingers.

>>52671921
>>52672015
>Not testing shit outside of combat first in a controlled environment with necessary precautions and emergency materials on hand.

This is why you don't spend all your down time on hookers and booze.

>>52672074

I don't know about you but some of my best ideas come from when I'm hilted into the Tavern whore

>>52672074
Katsumi did test the Mach Punch out in the dojo before using it to fight Pickle the Caveman but he was so tough that Katsumi had to use it multiple times thus destroying his arm

>>52672190

Not only that he used an arm and a leg to do it before trying it with the arm again. apparently Yujiro can do it no problem, but that goes without sayinig.

>The Rogue attempts to use a spring loaded dagger launcher in their coat
>The mechanism backfires and launches the dagger into their ribs.

>The sorcerer attempts to use fireball
>Not knowing the proper casting pose the fireball prematurely detonated on a finger in the wrong place, dealing max damage to the sorcerer.

>>52672074
or don't use a Glock

>The barbarian attempts to rage
>In his enraged state he remembers that the cleric owes him twelve copper and decides to attack him viciously.

>The Ranger attempts to tame a mountain lion
>When goes to rub it's belly, it mauls him.

>>52672484
Somehow, I can see this actually happening.

>>52672484
>Oh thanks gorgukug the gutter! You sure do dam-
>YOU OWE ME 12 COPPER.

>>52672226
Yujiro Hanma is legitimately the most bullshit antagonist ever to disgrace fiction in terms of comparative power levels.

>>52673212
But can he beat Pickles?

>>52672603
Most cats don't like having their bellies' touch.

>>52673212
Fuck Yujiro. He's what you get when you write and irredeemable asshole villain like Dio and give him no weaknesses in his universe.

>>52673461

Baki managed to intimidate Pickles. Technically he didn't win the fight but Pickles backed off so I take that as an indication that Yujiro could have beaten him.

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>The Ogre tries to use a wooden club
>It breaks upon impact with a surface, the splinters flying into his eyes

>>52672074
>not testing your fighting moves on the hookers

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>The barbarian splits the bandits skull
>A drop of the HIV-positive bandit's blood lands in the orc's mouth
>He now has AIDS, and two months to live at best

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>>52673501

Depends on the animal

>>52673501
>>52673559
I'm not sure about lions, but if I'm not mistaken the difference between cats and dogs in regards to bellyrubs is relates to their predators. In practically all mammals the underbelly is both sensitive and vulnerable. Dogs like having it rubbed because they have close to nothing to fear due to being borderline apex predators, while cats generally dislike it more because there are creatures (like larg dogs for example) that could hunt them.

No idea where lions belong in that regard, but if I had to make an uneducated guess I'd say that in this regard they'd probably be more doglike than catlike. I can't think of a single animal that actively hunts lions.
>Inb4 man

>>52673558
What, no Fort save?

>>52673596

I make no ascertion one way or the other, I just wanted an excuse to subvert the DOTS meme.

>>52671921
>Cleric attempts to call god for healing
>God tells him to piss off

I still have no idea how Baki has a fanbase

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>>52673597
>The unmarried spinster smiles seductively to the bard
>The bard falls his fortitude check
>His dick explodes, he bleeds out

>>52671921
Critical failure charts always have and always will suck.

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>The street same goes out for a night on the town
>Forgets he has his combat stims set to go off when his adreline kicks in
>A qt3.14 starts giving him the business
>winds up turning the club into a butcher's shop

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>>52673699
One might call that a killer blowjob

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>The team's hacker attempts to subvert the security protocols on the mark's servers
>The night before he had cranked up the sensitivy on his neural filters for some porn sim
>The hacker's eyes were fried from the Server's security protocols.

>>52673900
>Team hacker tries to pwn a corpo server.
>He hasn't been keeping up to date with latest countermeasure soft posted at the usual laces.
>New version of corporate black ice released this morning uses a zero-day in his tools and pwns his brain.

>The infiltrator tries to sneak into a mercenary compound
>Maps the cameras, painstakingly plans a route through the camp to avoid guards with enhanced vision, gets a tac-suit to counter said vision
>Trips on a wire tied to some tin cans

ITT: How shit groups think natural 1s work

>>52675134
Have you tried not playing d20?

>>52675234
Have you tried our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

>>52675308

I did, but he was always hung up on something.

>>52675308
I did.

I didn't like it, so I turned to zen.

>>52673501

Personal anecdote, of course, but my cat loves to have her belly rubbed. She forces her way into my arms and rolls onto her back so I can rub her belly. Hell, I can blow raspberries on her belly and she'll just meow piteously until I rub her belly again.

>>52675328
*tips Cheeto-stained fedora*

>>52675477
Kill yourself.

>>52675328
What kind?
the
>I'm gonna go out of my way not to give in to my negative emotions and deal with problems calmly
or the
>I'm gonna actively ignore all the problems around me including myself
I'd guess you're on the latter.

>>52675477

I just don't know anymore. How is

>>52675328 more fedora tipping than >>52675325?

>>52675743
Because the first comes across as a smug faggot being smug, the second as a slightly off color but otherwise not-ill-intended joke.

>>52675325
Blewairoutofmynoseatanacceleratedrate/10

>>52673596
Wasn't the >>52673559 posture some sort of submission posture like "I'm a no threat to you" or something?

>>52675691
To be fair, the latter isn't zen, it's infantilism.

>>52676759
A lot of people confuses one for the other.

>>52671921

OK, I've read too many bad manga to fall for a single image.

What's the context behind this?

>>52677137

Grappler Baki


The guy is Katsumi Orochi and his gimmick is he came up with a way to punch and kick at the speed of sound, literally.

Later he and a bunch of others fight a revived pre-historic human name Pickle that is not only super human but can literally just stand there and take bullets to his chest like superman.

He uses the Mach Punch too many times and destroys his hand in the process because the body is not meant to break the sound barrier.

>>52677255

Thank you kind sir, you are a gentleman.

>>52673649
Baki has a fanbase?

>>52677903
I think it's less a "fan base" and more "curious onlookers."

>>52678037

That bad?

>>52674748
Shit, thats pretty much how it goes in real life. Top-tier operators spend months training in mockups of homes and buildings, months pouring over intelligence files, months of planning and training. Hone every instinct abd reflex to it's maximum edge. Go in perfect and silent, approach the target under the cover of night, get spotted by some fuckface that decided to take his dog out for a midnight stroll, or trip over a broom handle or some shit.

>>52671921

He should have invested in cybernetics!

>>52674748
>>52680076

Thus demonstrating why clutter is a very importent component of hole defense. If you spam enough different types of countermeasures, would-be operates and rogues can't account for them all.