>the left guide says she'll take you to where the best

>>52671232
I choose the right guide who will lead me to the left guide if you catch my drift.

>>52671232
Both of them, then we have the rogue cuff their wrists together without them noticing.

I detect evil

>>52671266
You detect evil among your party.

>>52671266
Here:
>>52671328

>>52671334
SHIT, SORRY, THAT'S MY FAULT. FORGOT TO CHARGE MY AMULET OF ALIGNMENT HIDING TODAY.

>>52671232
We ditch both and find someone who's actually useful.

>>52671232
I assume that I have to pick only one, otherwise this thread would be pointless. I also assume that they are somewhat trustworthy, otherwise I wouldn't be inquiring into their business.

I pick the left guide. Somewhat fine wares are paramount to great deals, so getting the best deals will already secure you some kind of quality goods to a reasonable price.

Buying shit wares for dirt is not amongst "the best deal".

>>52671542
He probably meant it in the "one guides you to cheap stuff in both senses of the word, while the other guides you to high quality but goddamn expensive wares."

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>>52671232
Obviously I want to save money, so I look for THE BEST DEALS ANYWHERE

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>>52671232
My stinginess dictates I must choose the left.
My penis dictates I must choose the right.

The obvious answer is to clone myself and choose both.

>>52671232
The left.

Finding the finest wares is easy, they'll be advertised and well known. Don't need a loli for that.

Now finding the best deals? That's something you gotta know.

Also because right is clearly a slut.

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>>52671232
>Hiring someone to tell me where to spend my money

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>>52671232
Which one will lead me to an actual woman who will be the love of my life?

>>52672680
>You're new to this city and would like a guide to help you around town so you can avoid the areas you need to avoid
>The the city is dangerous, gangs don't mess with tourists that have native guides
>It's a city like Ba Sing Se, the guide is complimentary, but for an "extra fee" they'll help you find the places the common person doesn't know about

Plenty of explainations. Take your pick.

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>>52671232
> implying I need either of them
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>>52672893
But, Billy, what if I want more Loli Removers? Can I only get one?

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>>52671232
Finest wares of course. And I'll give you a tip if you take us to the finest lolis after that.

>>52671328
Tried looking for it, is it nowhere on the internet?

>>52672893
I wish every house in the world had one.

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>>52671232
D-do I roll to seduce?

>>52674942
Roll acrobatics or athletics to resist grapple.

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>>52671232
>deals
all day, every day.

>>52672775
More likely they'll rob you or send you to a place where you'll get your kidneys removed, especially if its such a rough place.

>>52671232
>implying we'd go anywhere besides Weeping Orc's wares imporium

>>52671232
It's a trick. They both lead you to the same warehouse where them and their cohorts pin you down and force you to give them headpats. I've seen this scheme many, many times.

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>>52676558
They want headpats do they?
Teach them a lesson then. Give them more headpats than they can handle!

>>52676558

Do you atleast get best deals and/or fine wares in the end?

>>52676699
No, there are no wares at all! Not even classic rock CDs.

>>52676710

Craft beer?

>>52676710
Guess ya jus' gotta deal wif' it.

>>52671232
Neither. his is a trap. Neither of them have hard rock CDs or beer.

>>52671232
Get finest deals and sell it as finest wares. This lolis can't even jew.

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>>52678576
>This lolis can't even jew

Here is the Boss of the Loli warehouse dungeon. Do you feel lucky?

>>52671232
Both.

>>52681405
>Spend all day wandering about as they waste time arguing where to go first and meander pointlessly because they're trying to lead in opposite directions
>By the time you get there the only things left are awful or too expensive
>But you wasted all your money on paying for two guides anyway

Well done.

>>52672893
Heaven's been a lot louder since he passed on.

>>52671232
I don't want to have sex with either of those children.

>>52683013
Pfft. What are you gay?

>>52671232
Are there any guides that aren't children?

>>52683013
I have to agree anon I also don't want to have sex with children

>Loli shit
Fucking dropped.

>Loli shit
Fucking picked up.

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>>52676558
Pic Related, because /a/ is a magical place.