>Odysseus tricks Circe >instead of just breaking her wand

>>52584968
>if the odyssey had been what i wish my rpg campaigns were

FTFY

>>52584968
Back to /d/

>Odysseus rolls up with the herb that gives him immunity to circe's powers
>Kills circe and loots her body
>"Cool wand, shame I'm a fighter and not qualified to use it"
>Makes his men loot her house and carry the spoils to his ship
>sells as much of the mansion as he can to the closest town's merchants
>immediately departs for the next quest
>Spends the rest of the campaign trying to sell the wand

FTFY

>>52584968

>claims this is an RPG version
>Odysseus doesn't even turn himself into circe with her wand

Get the fuck out normie

>>52584968
>rpg
>not even trying to change her alignment and bring her to his side through seduction and heroic dickings

Are you even trying brah?

>>52587463
Odysseus is a married man. Also, he knows the GM well enough to know that if he tried to fuck the witch things would only get worse, because the GM has a hardon for 'seductive women who are secretly monsters'.

But then how would be have had a son by her who eventually goes on to kill him and marry Penelope, while his son by Penelope goes on to marry Circe?

>>52587974
>Odysseus was a married man

This literally meant nothing in the story

>>52584968
The sirens would be a TPK

>>52587974
>Odysseus dares not enter his GM's magical realm

>>52588266
>This literally meant nothing in the story

It's literally the whole point of the story. Odie gets a fleet's worth of men killed and keeps going for 10 years, despite multiple opportunities to stop and have a nice life on some island with magical girls, because he wanted to get back to Ithaca and see his wife and son.

Or to see his dog. One or the other.

>>52588266
>The sirens would be a TPK

The sirens would be included so the bard would get an opportunity to finally use Countersong.

>>52588398
It's the point of the story in that he was traveling home to make sure no one else was nailing his wife. It never once stopped him from getting some ass along the way.

>>52588841
He refused to stay with Calypso and love her, despite the promise of immortality. They were intimate, but only because she was literally holding him prisoner (the text says that he was crying and wishing for home). The man sleeping with other women was not unusual in that time and place, but he was faithful to Penelope by the standards of his culture.

Why didn't Circe use her powers on herself to become a dragon and just murder Odysseus when he proved to be resistant to her entrancement?

>>52589245
Hit dice limit; she'd already used up her higher spell slots

>>52589391

Tiger or a wolf then. He didn't have any weapons

>>52589492
Virtue compulsion - she can't overcome by force without trying all elements of guile.

>>52584984
If this was /d/ Circe would've mindbroken Odysseus with liberal use of tentacles and inflation/deflation and then fuck him up the ass with her futa dick until he ahegaos so hard he forgets about his family and becomes Circe's beloved and loyal live-in servant.

>>52584968
those body proportions are fucking gross

>>52590305

Welcome to Genzoman, where anatomy is optional