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Oh poop in the pants, /tg/! The fossil wizard has arrived in

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Oh poop in the pants, /tg/!

The fossil wizard has arrived in a cloud of shattered dreams, bone dust, shattered anuses and coprolites and he wants to grant you (or your PC) a VERY specific wish!

You can choose one extinct animal or plant and he'll bring it back to life instantly! A whole breeding population located right where it would fare best!

What species do you (or your PC) choose?
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>>52578854

The moral white male.
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>>52578854
Intelligent blacks.
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>>52578918

Pretty sure mythical creatures can't be revived.
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>>52578901
How can it be extinct if it never existed?
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The Dodo, those poor little bastards never stood a chance.
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>>52579074
So you want them to not stand a chance a second time? Sicko.
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>>52578854
Let's give them a second chance. Would fossil wizard be nice enough to make chytrid fungus extinct in their place?
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>>52578854
Pterodactyl, I want me a flying Dino mount.
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>>52578854
Trilobites! My favorite extinct creature.
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>>52578918
>>52578901
>>52578934
>>52578944
wowza. off to a great start

I'd go with the passenger pigeon. But maybe not in such great numbers
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>>52578854
Mastadons.

Canada just got a lot more interesting.
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>>52581095
>Canada just got a lot more interesting.
>just Canada

Oh anon...
http://www.americanforests.org/magazine/article/trees-that-miss-the-mammoths/
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>>52581178
I am well aware they lived across North America and Asia, but that doesn't change the truth of my statement.
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>>52578854
AWAKEN MY CENTIPEDE
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>>52581095
I dibs one as my ride! (once I've trained it)
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>>52578854
Normally I'd say Haast's Eagle, but that'd require Moa to come back as well.
>>52580351
>>52580753
Lot of birds that got fucked over by humans aren't there?
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>>52581913
>Pterodactyl
>Bird
>Ever interacted with humans
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Any of the dozens of species that """"""""""""native"""""""""""" americans killed when they were ravaging their way down the continent from the bering strait
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>>52580669
Came here to say the same. They're cute, and I've had to settle for horseshoe crabs and giant isopods.
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>>52578854
The American locust.
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>>52578854

Euplocephalus
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>>52584525
Anon, there are still locusts in America.
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>>52584525
>wanting to destroy the Midwest

For what purpose?
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>>52580753
>wowza
>not being able to stomach racist jokes
>on 4chan
>ON 4chan
I think reddit might be a better place for you, newfriend.
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