Oh no! An angry goblin pistoleer is challenging you! To the death!

>>52574718
"You have a dildo on your shoulder, I'm not fighting that"

>>52574751
Yeah was gonna call out that clearly dribbly cock backpack.

>>52574718
As the individual challenged, I have the right to chose the weapons...
I chose greatswords, he can then decline on the grounds that he is too small to wield one.

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>>52574718
You're in Kobold territory, greenlet.

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>>52574718
Back off! I challenged them first!

I have a rifle, so I have better range

>>52575071
>elf
Lame. Not even "elf something".

>>52574865
You really think bringing size into this is going to calm things down?

>>52574718
great! we play checkers, winner kills the loser.

Oh no ! A same fag is annoying you! To the death!
How do you politely an hero without tarnishing its or your own reputation?

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>>52574718
Shoot pic related near its feet in response. Problem solved

>>52574718
I order my Arch-Militant to kill it for me.

>>52574718
Bribe him.

"How about I suck your dick and we call it even?"

Why would I not want to tarnish its reputation, its a fucking goblin

>>52574877
Oh shit those are koboldized bird wyverns from Monster Hunter

>>52576813
Why would you kill yourself when a samefag samefags?

>>52577065
boredom?

>>52576816

Unfortunately, the retainer stick used in the particular arrow you fired is flawed, and breaks as a result of the forces placed on it when you fire it.

The resultant rift opens up virtually on top of you, leaving you hopelessly stranded on the astral plane until your slow and painful death.

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>>52577047
Damn straight

Agree and state that we shall use swords (axes and spears are also acceptable), as is my right as the challenged party.

Knowing that goblins rarely have a Plan B and it's specialty is handguns it'll probably give up, get angry, try to shoot me and I get to kill it anyway

>>52579349
and that's when I broke the PHB and DMG over the dm's head yer honor.
That was the third and last time he had done something stupid like that and needed to be purged from this holy terra

>>52574718
>politely decline

Me, a decline a duel? What do you take me for, someone who isn't the fastest draw in their state?

>>52574718
Throw it some seeds and walk away