How would a DM alter his voice to have a lightly robotic sound

>>52530696
Wear a bucket over your head.

Speak into a hand fan.

>>52530696
get a voice changer.

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Imagination.

Knight helm voice:

1. Drink a can of soda

2. Cut the top off (be careful not to cut yourself, or maybe do, whatever would make you day better)

3. Hold ~inch from mouth

4. "DEUS VULT"

>>52530971
>>52530696
Exactly. Keep a fan behind the screen, and speak into it. Bonus points for hero wind hair flow.

>>52530947
Wear bucket over head
Cut slits for eyes, breathing holes
Put sign on bucket that says DAM
Never take it off in presence of the players. Ever. They don't even know what you look like.

>>52531135
why DAM?

>>52531160
Because that's what autocorrect turned DM into
Because it's not swearing if you leave off the N
Because shut up

Stupid autocorrect

>>52531195
I thought it actually meant something, shit. Sorry for asking.

For a robotic voice? Do your best to imitate Daft Punk. Or talk into a fan. Or do both!

>>52531160
It is short or Damoclese, the sqord that hangs above your head waitinf to mete out righteous judgement. As your DM it is my duty to fulfill this role.

>>52532368
I got what you were going for, but the delivery fucked it up.

>>52530696
Talk into cupped hands. It works for the Bane Voice, too.

>>52530696
I spoke in a monotone through a cardboard tube for a tech-priest once. It was a hit at the table.

>>52531135
>Anonymous DM'ing
Might as well just start a public ERP session.

Invest in one of the Hasbro voice modulator toys if you can fit in one. Vader is good for the light robotics, and if you talk into it right you could pass as a knight. The original Bayformers Prime helmet is great in a futuristic setting, with deeper voices it makes you sound like the Combine soldiers from Half-Life.

>>52530696
Buy a Kaoss Pad

https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.korg.com/us/products/dj/kaoss_pad_quad/&ved=0ahUKEwjKrIG5mYvTAhVP0WMKHTS6DJwQFggnMAA&usg=AFQjCNHgB4ZPs1nDTr2gj7hTc8C3DC3LWw&sig2=oUPS6lNqZA_tBCDpAupBlA

>>52530971
>>52531129
>>52532289

ware wa uchuujin da

>>52530696
I speak into an empty cup or canteen when I need to voice my Keldor Jedi

>>52530696
Talk while wearing a helmet?