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> TFW the you capture a neutral enemy and the DM makes interrogation less like people talking to each other, and more like some time consuming puzzle where you have to say the exact right sentences
> TFW the bad guy decides to stop be helpful indefinitely because your group made too many "mistakes", even when offered a deal their character wouldn't refuse
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>>52505375
* TFW you
Man I hate mobile
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>>52505375
Isn't it just rolling dices?
I would say 'Tell me X or I will hurt you' and roll intimidation.
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>>52505375
>tfw you have detect thoughts and touch of truthtelling on your spell list
I can't wait to have some captives
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>>52505425
>Not convincing your victim you are his friend and trusted ally
End your life you rollplaying faggot
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>>52505557
Yeah, no. I have more intimidation than persuasion.
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>TFW you have trial of acid and fire on your spell list
>TFW you have an acid vial and the grease spell memorized
>TFW you have the Drench cantrip.
Torture can be fun.
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>>52505645
>not putting tiny wood barbs under his nails
You are like a baby.
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>>52505696
>Not recreating Chinese water torture in D&D
You're the baby.
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Can you use a well-placed teleport spell to swap two pregnant women's unborn children?
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>>52505784
Wouldn't that pierce the umbilical cordon?
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>>52505800
* sad trombone
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>>52505557
so i take it you're playing the good cop to his bad cop, then?
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>>52505738
>>52505696
>>52505645
>Not just raping him and letting that sweet, sweet stockholm settle in
>For realism also rape the DM
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>>52505800
just do it before delivery
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