Why are dragons often depicted as incredibly vain, when they're

>>52473014
I'm the ugliest motherfucker to ever live, and you won't believe the amount of time I spend in front of the mirror.

>>52473036
That's a rather large claim, Anon. We're going to need pictures.

>>52473111
Do you think I'm stupid or something? I've seen "An ogre visits /tv/" screencap. I know how those threads go.

>>52473014
Dragon beauty standards=/=Human beauty standards

>>52473014
...Because Dragons will obviously see themselves as beautiful? Why would they follow human standards?

>>52473014
Beauty is subjective to each race. Beholders believe they're the most beautiful creations to ever exist, but we as humans would disagree. Other races would likely think our ideal human standard of beauty, and all people accordingly, are hideous.

>>52473014
They're vain because they're powerful.

And you can still be ugly (leaving asides that >>52473236 ) and still be vain. There's just an additional delusion about it.

>>52473141
what, you keep your onion in a cage?

>>52473014
Fucking humans with their normative beauty standards.

Who are you to say a dragon can't be beautiful and majestic? Shitlord.

File: Girls.png (490KB, 449x401px) Image search: [Google]

490KB, 449x401px

>he doesn't want to fuck a dragon
Get a load of this normie faggot

File: they look like monsters to you.png (377KB, 506x415px) Image search: [Google]

377KB, 506x415px

>>52473014
They look ugly to you?

A combination of this
>>52473236
and this
>>52473806

>>52473014
Have you ever visited an SJW Land Whale's Tumblr page?

File: anon_loves_scaly.png (19KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 540x540px

NEWFAAAAAAAAAG

>>52473014
>implying dragons aren't beautiful
dude, they're fucking majestic, they come is beautiful and mixed colours, their scales shiny and uniform, frills and spines, sculpted musculature, huge shining eyes. If they were real they would be considered one of the earth's most beautiful organisms without a doubt, they would be the horses of the skies

File: Rod_Planck__NXS67982007_11_04_124041-1.jpg (173KB, 600x391px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 600x391px

>>52473236 is right
To a female elephant seal, this is the sexiest man alive. Dragons probably look for different attractive features in their mates like scale glossiness or crest size.

File: tg.jpg (135KB, 571x603px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 571x603px

>>52473014
>dragons
>ugly
You take that back right now.

>>52473014
newfriends please educate yourselves before making threads

>>52473141
Do they go something like this? SOMEBODY

>>52474664
ONCE

File: PA dragon age 2.jpg (126KB, 800x401px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 800x401px

>>52473014
ugly to who?

>>52473014
From their point of view, the humans are ugly.

>>52474724
Go to bed Skywalker

File: Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder.jpg (347KB, 1500x1200px) Image search: [Google]

347KB, 1500x1200px

>>52473014
Like everyone is saying, beauty is subjective.

Even Beholders are known to consider themselves beautiful and all other creatures inferior.

>>52473014
I dare you to say that to a dragon's face.

>>52474680
TOLD ME

>>52475512
and now i know.

just cause they are ugly motherfuckers, dont mean, they are not pretty in their minds

It's kinda like looking at a cow and saying, "thats an average looking cow", meanwhile another cow would be going "Damn son, daisy Is looking fine today"

File: maxresdefault (1).jpg (141KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 1600x900px

>>52473014
dragons are perfectly capable of being pretty.

Dragons are best creatures.
If you disagree with this then I suppose /tg/ is not for you.

File: silver2.png (1MB, 1280x832px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x832px

>>52473014
>implying you wouldn't

>>52478696
I would hit it life I was bahamut himself.