Pathfinder General /pfg/

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>>52467515

>>52467531
Yeah you're right pretending you're a barbarian that can take hits with your shit hitdie and no way to improve con is totally better

>>52467494
>How do you deal with players who insist on using a nodachi as a Western-themed character just for the weapon stats?

I say that they can use it......once they have in game traveled all the way to Tian-Xia, forged one themselves from adamantine which they had to gather themselves from Numeria and this has to happen before level 2 within the span of less than a month.

>>52467494
RE
FLUFF
IT

Seriously I've said it dozens of times now: Just call it a claymore, and be done with it. There's nothing wrong with refluffing a weapon to match what you want. A pirate-themed magus can call their scimitar a cutlass if they want to since they're functionally-identical, a Chinese paladin can wield a Dao instead of a Longsword, a Tulwar is just an Elven Curve Blade or an Aldori Dueling Sword. It DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, as long as you're not cheating with your stats.

>>52467494
I assume they imported the weapon or bought it at a Tian curio shop. The player will get curious looks, but really, whatever. It's not going to disrupt the game.

>>52467494
>How do you deal with players who insist on using a nodachi as a Western-themed character just for the weapon stats?
If that actually happened, I'd probably just get rid of the player. Optimization does have its place, but that's not it.

>>52467580
I'm pretty much fine with this too, desu

>>52467531
He's right though, with evasion and high AC, you don't need as much Con, as previous monks, in addition with 4+int skills you'll be OK most of the time and won't need to put your FCB into skills.

Plus the d10 hitdie is like a +2 to con over your regular old monk

Strength, Dex, and Wis are your most important stats, then Con

It probably goes something like

Strength/Wis/Dex > Con > Int > Cha

>>52467494

I want to give that girl a hug.

>>52467494
Probably not accept them into the party because it shows a degree of muchkining that i'm not comfortable with.

>>52467554
>>52467523

So what are the choice husbando apps if you manage to be the only female who gets into Legacy?

>>52467653
My app is too young to seek husbandos.

>>52467709
That's never stopped me.

>>52467709

This is the most delicious of forbidden loves.

>>52467709

A female character should start seeking a man once they hit 18 desu.

>>52467709
It's okay, they'll seek you.

>>52467742

It's better when the girl's a bit precocious, though, and the guy isn't a complete animal.

which WWW apps do you like anons?

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>>52467494
>"well, it IS a martial weapon and a d10 would fit for a heavier blade so as long as you can refluff it to something, go nuts"
>this is the same response to be had when a player wants to play a Ninja or Samurai, just refluff that shit nigga
>you're not some hand-sign moonspeaking weeb or LITERAL SAMURAI, you're just a rogue trained by monks or a dude really good at shooting a bow from horseback
>yes steve, I know you're sad greataxes are a meme, I told you ten times you can just use greatsword stats instead if it bothered you that much, christ

>>52467560
>>52467633
>any martial that isn't an archer
>less than 14 Con
>a Str-based, unarmored combatant
>"having good AC"

christ this is such a foreign concept to me thanks to looking at 3pp so long, no wonder monk has been such a headache. Assuming you're a Str/Wis race with 25 PB, the heck are the starting stats even gonna look like?

I'm seeking for some men to take over the kingdom.

>>52467653

>>52467523
Is right. Those are the best male apps for legacy right now. They're also all (mostly) done and not edgy as fuck.

>>52467786

Friendly reminder that women are not allowed to be queens or the leader of a noble house in Brevoy, that's something expected of the men.

Unless your character's some radical social revolutionary, your female character will likely just see it as "how it's supposed to be."

>>52467770
I wish Amias wasn't a double app, because they're cute.

>>52467494
No issue with it. I'm perfectly fine with Sansetsukons, Urumis, Katanas, Tri-point double edged swords (And slap the polearm weapon group on them for free), Naginatas, you name it.

I'd consider more issues with the person that is autistic over a player having a not-exotic weapon in a setting that is already inconsistent in so many other aspects.

What's the status on beards and dwarf women?

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>>52467859
Dwarf Women with beards can be immensely cute.

>>52467780
You could come away with a 18 Str/Wis, 14 Dex, 12 Con, 10 Int, 6 Cha build.

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>>52467780
Why are greataxes a "meme"?

Does "meme" mean anything nowadays?

>>52467859
Dwarf women don't have beards, but they sure do like it when their men's beards tickle their nethers.

>>52467828
whats wrong with double apps anon?

>>52467907
It's not that I don't like it, it's that the app it's tied to is weak.

>>52467891
>greataxe is d12, 3x crit
>vs greatsword's 2d6, 19-20/2x crit

I dunno man

>>52467690
List of prepared LoBaF apps, criteria is that they have a basic character sheet with necessities filled, include a bullet point block, and have some expanded character. I'm being lenient on my criteria here, and personally assuming the DM isn't going to look over sheets that don't meet the minimum, will give leeway on some things, and I'm also including incomplete apps that're at least formatted.

>Hogoth Snowbeard
>Erasmus Kaldek
>Tarani Audra
>Mellisan
>Shanan al-Kelmarayn
>Iuni al-Rajiyah
>Juin Iron-brand
>Otolvian Avarinedangol
>Sakara
>Annahail
>Aida Sulqet
>Perizadah bint-Yasmin
>Aeda
>Orlan Istran

I only skimmed the apps to see if they were applicable so I don't know which ones are better or worse, but if you got an app and it's not on the list, then you're someone who'll probably be written off just on a skim. Finish your damn apps. I bet half this list could be cut without actually considering the contents if I read into them for missing criteria. The DM might be a lot nicer if your character is good, but no one wants to be dropped because they didn't read the DM posts, right?

>>52467938
I don't really mind 1d12 vs 2d6, even if 2d6 has a better average damage. I don't think most people mind, either.

>>52467992
Bigger crit range = better at high level play. Below levels 8 to 10, greatsword is king.

>>52468032
But when I give an enemy a scythe and it gets a 4x crit, killing a PC 3-5 levels above it instantly, I'm an asshole.

>>52468071
While that can happen, it's not common enough for you to really be an asshole. That player was just unlucky.

>>52468071
Big crits have more value on enemies than they do on PCs. Most enemies a decently built character crits will die on 2x, against anyone who they'd need 4x to drop, the enemy is presumably built that it's an extended fight anyways so higher ranges would squeeze out the same damage over turns.

On enemies, higher ranges just means more consistent damage to be handled over a gauntlet. Higher multipliers gives them a constant threat of lethality even below CR because there's always a chance at any given time that they'll decapitate someone.

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Gold armor is a thing, but are there any rules for wearing silver armor?

>>52468160
Silver armor spikes pierce some forms of dr.

>>52468071
>>52468117
On top of that, remember that by virtue of being PCs and therefore seeing more combat than any other character in the game, the rules are a bit different. An NPC who can use something "once per day" can reliably use it every combat they'll ever see in their lives against the PC, whereas a PC has to weigh their options on if they can afford to use it against this particular group of enemies. An enemy that gets crit was going to die anyway, but a PC that gets crit might have had dozens of more sessions ahead of them, only to be cut short by an unlucky roll.

>>52467812
You better be reading this DM.

>>52468160
Mithral armor? It counts as silver for a lot of stuff and does have the same color.

Friendly reminder you still haven't posted the app for review!

We're only here to help you! Why won't you let us help you?!

>>52467494
If the nodachi is really that strong when compared to other weapons, it'll catch on fast and everyone will use it regardless of their culture. It's not like Tian-Xia is all that isolated from the rest of Golarion; like half of all player characters are kitsune.

Should leather armor be replaced by Brigandine?

>>52468273
Should your waifu be replaced by a three kitsune shota traps in a cloak wearing a ring of greater illusion?

>>52467981
And there are still NO kitsune!

We can't let this stand! Where are my kitsubros?

>>52468314
This is why WWW is better, no kitsune allowed.

>>52468304
H-how did you know about the secret about my waifu!?

>>52468314
why dont you make one?

>>52468304
Are they casters, and loyal? If so then heck yes. I can go far in the world with a 3 for 1 deal on kitsune sorcerer minions.

>>52468340
>why dont you make one?
I already have an app.

>>52468314
Can kitsune even survive in the desert?

>>52467889
god, my mind's telling me it's functional, but playing d8 HD classes so long is making me scream internally at that 12 Con. Especially heinous is how I look at it and think about how much less painful a dex build would look to me

>>52468365
Fennecs can

>>52468363
make them a kitsune then

thats the obvious one

>>52468314
>>52468340
I thought about it, but between lack of time for a game and the fact that anything related to kitsune causes a shitstorm, it didn't feel worth it

>>52468365
F E N N A C S

>>52468234
Groceries.

>>52468388
Can't, relying on my current race for shenanigans.

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>>52468365

>>52468365
Coyotls and budas are from warmer climates and they are supported by Bloodfroge: Infusions. Sadly, there is no official fennec kitsune.

>>52468314
>>52467981
>not kitsune
what the fuck happened to you pfg

>>52468494
We live in a post half-fey shota catboy world.

>>52468494
LoBaF wasn't memed too much, so the super anime people didn't apply or had incomplete apps.

Is there any race with vagina dentata?

Why would a city boy in Brevoy know how to use a bow?

>>52468494
Times change.

>>52468504
>half-fey shota catboy
Now that is a name I haven't heard in a long, long time.

>>52468513
To impress chicks.

Duh.

"Hey girl. Watch me snipe this apple on my friend's head."

>>52468511

Tiefling.

>>52468510
yeah, i get it but damn. this was our thing, you know

>>52468522
Where does the time go, friend?

>>52468510
Well I mean, there's no kitsune but there is a cat girl. And a snake girl if she counts.

>>52468510
There's still time left, weebs! You can still turn a serious campaign into a late night animu! Most of the current apps are going to get rejected for being various forms of incomplete. He'll have no choice but to accept your kemonomimi waifu character!

>>52468547

Do you remember, anon? Do you remember the Return to Castle Ulfenstein, or Noiralog?

>>52468529

Is it strong enough to bite it off?

>>52468581

Depends on the girl?

>>52468571
>what was once a ironic /tg/ meme has become an unironic general.

>>52468581
Flesh presumably has a hardness 0 and about 8 HP per inch of thickness.

If she can make that with a bite attack, there you go.

>>52468494
fluffy tails being a bamboozle ruined all of our dreams

>>52467770
The r@ and doll?

>>52468567
Snakes don't count.

>>52468613
Doll is definitely a winner

>>52468581

Please tell me this girl is for Blingmaker.

>>52467981

Having a finished sheet is mostly pointless, I think all these DM's generally get everyone together where they may tweak things a bit before setting a session 1 date.

>>52468581

Nah, anon. She would need really strong legs and muscle pelvic muscles. It's more fetish-inducing and exotic than dangerous. Trust me.

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>>52468617
Snake superior

>>52468672
Get that cold blooded thing out of here.

>>52467330

Seems like fully half of the apps are female, how is that not enough waifus?

>>52468571
>Castle Ulfenstein

I need an explanation on this one

>>52468707
They're not going to make it.

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>>52468547
I don't know. Kitsune are in the past. Now it's all about /pfg/ games and gossips about GMs we love to hate. I wonder if all this is just to entertain ourselves, to fend off the encroaching ennui. I wonder what will come after this influx of games. What will be the next big meme. Probably something worse.

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>>52467569
>>52467617
>>52468272

Bear in mind that the nodachi absolutely requires one of four things to vindicate itself:
A. The keen magic weapon special ability.
B. A static damage bonus of +28 or higher.
C. An abundance of enemies with damage reduction X/piercing, such as rakshasas.
D. Someone wishing to use the Piercing Thunder discipline, which is not exactly a stellar discipline.

A non-keen greatsword will outdamage a non-keen nodachi unless the character's static damage is +28 or higher. At +27 and below, the non-keen greatsword will perform more aptly. Have a look at the example below:

5th-level human fighter (mutation warrior) with Combat Stamina, Focused Discipline, Power Attack, Weapon Specialization, barbarian variant multiclass, weapon training (heavy blades), and +1 non-keen weapon:
Strength: 30 = 17 base + 2 racial + 1 level advancement + 2 enhancement from belt of giant strength + 4 alchemical from mutagen + 4 morale from rage
Static Damage Bonus: +27 = 15 Strength modifier multiplied + 2 Weapon Specialization + 1 weapon training + 1 enhancement + 2 Focused Discipline + 6 Power Attack

Assuming that the character hits on a 2+ due to Furious Focus:
• Greatsword: 2d6+27 damage, critical 19-20, (0.9 * 34) + (0.1 * 0.9 * 34) = DPR 33.66
• Nodachi: 1d10+27 damage, critical 18-20, (0.9 * 32.5) + (0.15 * 0.9 * 32.5) = DPR 33.6375

A +1 keen weapon costs at least 8,300 gp. That is very costly for low-level characters, and things like full plate, a cloak of resistance, and a belt of giant strength usually take higher priority. You can only really expect to afford a +1 keen weapon by 6th- or 7th-level or so.

For a game starting at 3rd-level, Strength-based martials are almost certainly better off with greatswords than nodachis, unless they expect to face damage reduction X/piercing often.

>>52468689
Kyouko isn't cold blooded! She's warm and full of vigor and spunk! Mostly my spunk, but spunk none the less!

What do you do when one of the players don't show up for a session?

>>52468707
>>52468717
Most the female apps are FAR better than the males. The only really strong male is... I guess that Swashbuckler.

>>52468710

Nazi superscience blows a hole in reality and allows the Reich to make a foothold in Golarion at an abandoned castle in Cheliax. Party is tasked with infiltrating the castle and stopping the Nazis before their occult experiments and diabolical fusions of magic, flesh and technology win the war on Earth and Golarion.

>>52468726
Ah but what about Polearm dancer with a nodachi?! Would there be a better weapon barring custom ones to use after spending a feat on it?

>>52468718
Next meme will probably about Westernfags and their shitty Conan knockoffs and super muscle dudes.

>>52468746
For combat sessions? Puppet their character using their character sheet provided in the LFG.

For non-combat session? Just pretend they're there, but off to the left of the camera chasing butterflies or being gay by themselves.

>>52468746

Be a bit grumpy at them until they offer an explanation, and then you should just be disappointed.

Only get mad if it happens again.

>>52468758
Nodachi is not a polearm. Sorry.

>>52468749
>not liking nerd elf

>>52468761
I expect the "daddy owo what's this" thing to be more prevalent, before we go full barafags.

>>52468793
It is.

>>52468758

>tfw I want to make a male polearm dancer for Blingmaker

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>>52468761
>Next meme will probably about Westernfags and their shitty Conan knockoffs and super muscle dudes.

Let's get started then.

>>52468793
From: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/fighter/#TOC-Weapon-Training-Ex-
>Polearms: bardiche, bec de corbin, bill, crook, glaive, glaive-guisarme, guisarme, halberd, hooked lance, lucerne hammer, mancatcher, monk’s spade, naginata, nodachi, ranseur, rhomphaia, tepoztopilli, and tiger fork.
:thinking:

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>>52468797
Raises of hands... How many bulges does your character notice on a given session?

>>52468794
It's a well written app, but not very tied to the setting. Also

>Exploiter Wizard

>>52468797

Casimir and Sigmund came and went without an increase in either daddy apps *or* daddy-posting.

>>52468820
5-6 honestly.

>>52468749
What's wrong with the village idiot?

>>52468726

Less than .3 damage difference. Who gives a shit

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>>52468758

I did overlook that. Polearm Dancer can vindicate the nodachi, yes, for a Dexterity-based build.

>>52468838
On +27 static damage.

>>52468836
Which one is that?

>>52468807
You just want to make a male pole dancer, admit it you dirty slut.

>>52468800
If I wasn't typing on my phone, this post would have the "my mind is full of fuck" image macro.

Seriously just why Paizo.

>>52468820

... Three?

>>52468826
Are you kidding? Casimir was what started this tidal wave of daddy issues.

This place is cancer, we deserve oblivion.

>>52468838
Exactly 2hus point. He's saying the nodachi optimization is wrong.

>>52468857
>Seriously just why Paizo.
Cause you can Brace a Nodachi to receive a Charge.

Literally the only reason.

>>52468852

Of course I want to make a male pole dancer, this guy's basically Magic Mike.

>>52468836
Hey, that's not a nice thing to say about Gamze.

>>52468878
OwO what's this?

>>52468749
>the trenchcoat-wearing hat-tipping rat

>>52467494
>Western-themed
Unless you mean cowboys in not-America, I'm gonna assume you're full of shit.

But really, is there anything wrong with an eastern weapon if it's not being specifically chosen to be exploited?

It's actually hard to make a nodachi broken unless you're going for some crazy Path of War build with shit from a dozen different books.

>>52468862

Not really seeing the daddy issues, the only time it actually reached cancerous levels was with the Valeriya/Casimir shitposting, and that was months ago.

>>52468851
The warder. I personally like the app because it's not taking itself seriously or trying to be cool.

>>52468749
Most of the female apps just aren't done.

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>>52468758
>>52468841

To update the list of purely mechanical reasons to use a nodachi, then:
A. The keen magic weapon special ability.
B. A static damage bonus of +28 or higher.
C. An abundance of enemies with damage reduction X/piercing, such as rakshasas.
D. Someone wishing to use the Piercing Thunder discipline, which is not exactly a stellar discipline.
E. A Dexterity-based build using the Polearm Dancer feat.

If the above criteria are not met, and you are starting at 1st, 2nd, or 3rd level (a fair ways away from affording a keen weapon), you probably should not be using a nodachi.

>>52468967
How does it compare to a falchion rather than a greatsword

>>52468967
What about the possibility of weapon specific feats/features that must be chosen before the point of +28 damage/keen? If for what ever reason you needed weapon focus nodachi to qualify for something at like 6-7th, would you not also want to use it at 3rd?

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>>52468967
Whatever.
It's not like I really need to squeeze out that extra 1.5 points from a build, I just like the look of the thing.

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>>52468996

The nodachi's 1d10 damage wins over a mere 2d4 damage, and the choice between two damage types beats out only one damage type.

The nodachi is plainly superior to the falchion.

>>52469024

This is what the retraining rules are for.

http://www.d20pfsrd.com/basics-ability-scores/more-character-options/retraining/

>Malta changed their character art
WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY?

They were so much cuter before!

>>52469035
That's even gayer

>>52468857
>>52468877
>>52468812
You realize that originally, the no-dachi was essentially a long sword blade on a polearm haft that they would brace against a samurai or other mounted unit's charge to kill the horse and/or rider, right? That's the historical use of the weapon. It is a polearm.

>>52468962
Which ones are fully done? Which ones are the best of those?

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>want to play skeleton
>DM approves
>says it must remain a secret from other players
>all i wanted to do was make bone puns

>>52469042
That's what silversheen weapons are for.

>>52469041
And that's where the munchkin shit kicks in, it's accepted fact at higher levels falchions eventually best greatswords. So nodachis become twinkery around then

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What have you done to add more diversity to your table?

>>52469042

Rust monsters are cute.

>>52469073
You're thinking of the naginata or the nagamaki. O-dachi/no-dachi literally just means "big sword" and that's all they are or were. Big swords

>>52468571
>tfw you've been running Madman's Moon IRL this whole time
>tfw /tg/ never cared about the greentext

>>52469094
nothing?

>>52469094
Play animal ear waifus of all kinds.

Have your character ever visited a crazy town populated by madmen?

>>52469075
There's a list up higher, but the "most complete" girls and the ones I'd bet on are Sakara, the catgirl, and Pericantprememberhername.

All my favorite girls are incomplete and possibly abandoned apps. RIP Gamze, RIP DHB waifu

>>52468718
>I wonder if all this is just to entertain ourselves, to fend off the encroaching ennui.

I just realized that this is what the inside of a gnome's mind must feel like. /pfg/ is a gnomish brain trying desperately to find fresh stimuli to fend off the Bleaching.

>>52468967
At 1st level, it's also cheaper than a greatsword by a little bit.

>>52469077
Shut up Papyrus. We're going on a date.

>>52469110

... Why not?

>>52469094
That's a better line-up of diversity than Paizo's ever made. Good work, Google.

>>52469077
The DM didn't say you couldn't make bone puns. Play a skeleton, keep it secret under your armor or robes or conspicuously missing appearance descriptions, and rattle off.

How dangerous are Rakshasas? Is it likely for one to be the BBEG?

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If i am a Air elemtal bloodline sorcerer can i change the energy type of damage that Acid Pit deals to Electricity?
If i do, does it mean that the items are not destroyed and dont get fort saves?

>>52469094

We have a nazi and a commie at the table.

>>52469094
I've always ran very racially diverse games.

I don't actually care about social normalization, I just have a very wide range of fetishes.

>>52467886
My head cannon is that she has some badass manly sideburns but her chin is as clean and feminine as that of an elf.

>>52469140

Why would anyone ever accept a catgirl app

>>52469094
>being old or crippled is analogous to being religious
socialists at work

>>52469094

What does E stands for?

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>tfw no partizan spearfu gf

>>52469140
The changeling loli looks finished too.

>>52469145
Nodachi is 60 gp vs greatsword at 50 gp anon.

>>52469247
science

>>52469168

Friendly reminder that the world does not belong to you anymore.

>>52469140
>catgirl app
>it's riding the coattails of a bad meme

into the trash it goes

>>52468820

Her husbando's alone.

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>>52469258
Funny you should mention that, I'm actually planning on doing up a female character with the new cavalier stuff sometime soon.

>>52469278
what a precocious slut

>>52469278

Your character does not have a husbando.

>>52469279
But there isn't a partizan in Pathfinder.

>>52469269

Why is there then? I see no science involved.

>>52469231
Well, the really devout ARE mentally disabled.

Fuck man one of my neighbors believes in faith healing and all that shit. Couple of months ago when he got an infection he prayed it away until someone found him unconscious in the yard and called 911. Now he's got one less finger and needs rehab for pretty much his entire upper body due to the muscle damage.

Two weeks on massive doses of antibiotics because he wouldn't go to the doctor despite severe fevers and his arm going purple, and he still has the gall to claim that it's god that cured him, not a team of professionals with years of study and experience in the matter.

>>52469094

Why do they ALWAYS represent Islam as a lovely young woman wearing a hijab?

Why? Why can't they do a bearded man?

>>52469293
If there was no partisan, we would have to make one.

>>52469293
Fluff something else into it.

The Glaive-guisarme is pretty swanky.

>>52469230
I really don't think there's much competition. LoBaF deserves way more love than it gets.

>>52469303
science is indifferent from atheism to fedoratards.

>>52469312
woman AND muslim
two birds, one stone

>>52469094

Superstitions must be exterminated.

>>52469303

It's saying the black kid is incredibly intelligent, blasting the stereotype that black people can't be geniuses.

>>52469312
The bearded man is busy beating the other 5 wives at home for showing their faces in public too. Just wait till he finds out what this slut's gone and done. He'll religion of peace the FUCK out of her face.

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>>52469279
Holy shit that cavalier archetype. It doesn't even look all that great, but that doesn't stop it from hitting all my buttons. Holy shit, bigknight spearlad monsterhunter soon.

>>52469279
Cool
IRL or R20 game?

>>52469347

No seriously, literally every example I've ever seen of a Muslim character produced by the East or West coast is a Muslim girl wearing a hijab.

Every single goddamn one.

>>52469378

Because men are expected to get real jobs or get the fuck out. This is mostly done by single, spoiled muslim princesses or housewives

>>52469094

Wtf I hate white people now.

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>>52469363
My favorite part of both of them?untyped bonus to monster identification equal to half your class level, and the archetype lets you make identification checks untrained.

you can become THE person that everybody goes to to figure out what it is you're fighting, since you have your class level as a bonus to identifying any and all monsters.

It's not even really a big thing, but i just love it so much.

>>52467981
I'm doing it tomorrow, Relax!

>>52469330
That's why I'm saying we need better, complete, female apps.

>>52469094

Why is the sexual militant in the middle angry?

>>52469378
The boondocks had some iirc.

Though to be honest it's probably because it's non threatening.

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Hmmmmmm

>>52469407
Doing what? Fixing your character to be a cute kemonomimi girl? Yes, do that.

>>52469094

What's with you fucking Westerners and black people?

Every time I watch your TV or go on your websites you're practically worshiping these black people and the ground they tread, it's some fucking weird self-hating behavior I just can't grasp.

>>52469398
>>52469094
>>52469231
>>>/pol/
This shit has nothing to do with Pathfinder and you fucking now it.

>>52469410

There are only really two days left, I doubt there are going to be any last minute amazing apps.

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>>52469142
>mfw it's true

>>52469312
You have to appear as inoffensive as possible.

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>>52469402
Fuck it's so cool. Not only will you be the one to give the strategy to take it down, you'll also be the first one into the fray with a huge fucking charge.
>"Cav, what the hell is that thing?"
>"That'd be a winterwolf, lad. Watch the jaws and the breath."
>"How the hell are we gonna take it down?"
>"You know the saying. If it bleeds-"

>>52469425

Isn't that a horrible, horrible way to go about things?

>Islam is a religion of peace and love, but the men frighten us so much the only way we can draw a Muslim without getting scared is a hijab hottie.

>>52469490
Yes, SJW's are hypocrites. Now fuck off to /pol/.

>>52469456
Two days is plenty of time to put together an app. Get 2hufag to help you with a cutebuild.

>>52469398
>>52469094
>>52469231
yall are some weirdos

bring this shit elsewhere

>>52469378
My answer was serious. If she's female AND muslim, you get to check two boxes on the diversity list. You win beaucoup brownie points.

>>52469446

Paizo cheers and cherishes this sort of content, and actively tries to include it in their games. It's completely relevant.

>>52469490

Nobody listens to men, though.

Even MRAs and antifeminists get women to do outreach for them. Karen Straughan has made a career out of that despite doing nothing more than quoting articles and research done by men.

>>52469508

I've already applied anon.

>>52469456
Some people work on their apps over a period and only post them on the last day, so I'd expect at least one good app out of nowhere.

>>52469516
No it's not. And you fucking know it.

We get it. You don't like looking at brown people, please just fuck off.

>>52469513
>>52469516
>>52469519
Go the fuck awayyyy

>>52469519

It's posts like this that make me hope for global warming to ruin our planet.

>>52469541

You know that us nonwhites hate SJW degeneracy too, right

>>52469544
why don't you roll for it and make me

>>52469541

>No it's not

Then why does Nirmathas look like wartorn Africa now?

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>The latest blingmaker app is an older male Daddy character

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>>52469482
It also eliminates the mount which, while it kind of hurts, is also kind of a good thing. Because, you know, dungeons tend to not be kind to horses and similar beasts. It's also less bookkeeping for the player and GM.

Brace is actually also really cool as a mechanic, and a lot of polearms get it. Something charges you? Brace, deal double damage to it, get an AoO for it passing through your threatened area. Can completely shut down even large beasties.

god i love this archetype and order combo.

>>52469519
>>52469516
>>52469513
>>52469553

can you dudes really not go anywhere without saying this shit?

yall are like the new 40k/ponies/furries

So my Lev 14ish shaman recently became a juju zombie. What items/stuff should I get for him for healing, and to embrace the voodoo shaman image?

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>52469559
Do it faggot

>>52469428
writing a backstory for my Burnout Mercenary.

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>>52469574
>he will never make you his waifu
>he will make you his daughteru

>>52469574

It's kind of bad, desu.

>>52469587
DC was 15, better luck next time

>>52469598
>writing a backstory for my Burnout Mercenary.
Gay

Told you guys, Daddy-posting will ruin us.

inb4 barafags take over.

Is there any race with more than two arms?

>>52469553
What degeneracy? Seriously. They;re not saying "go out and let Tyrone fuck your wife and then lick his cream" or some shit. The fucking google image is just some generic ass "lets all get along shit"

>>52469630
Kasatha. It is kickass, possibly too kickass for the gm to allow it by default. Ask first.

>>52468632
>>52468613
what's so good about the doll? just wondering, to see if i can spice up my apps

>>52469644

Gentleman's Quarterly had a whole article dedicated to how cuckoldry and being called a cuck is actually manly, and a sign that you're a good person.

>>52469630
Thri-kreen
Actually-two-midgets-in-a-greatcoat
Glabrezu (though there's pretty damn steep LA)

>>52469611
I think it's fine. He's just an old guy who wants to adventure again.

>>52469456
But we need it. I don't want to be stuck in a party of all men.

>>52469626

Oh shut up, it was one older male character with a boring as fuck backstory and I'm too angry at all this shitposting to soften that fact with tact.

>>52469644
This, only Nazis see more than that to it.

>>52469644
>>52469666
Please stop. We're trying to talk about pathfinder waifus and husbandos

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>>52469652
Kasatha is too fucking awesome for its own good. Always wanted to play one.

>>52469665
Doll is straightforward and unique, and the app isn't too long. Its just fuckin right.

>>52469666
And we're not talking about some random fucking periodical.

We're talking about the image you posted or pathfinder, not some random fucking periodical. If want to rant about much you hate those damn brownies touching your women, take it to /pol/.

>>52469697

Google has a long, colorful history doing stuff like this.

Remember Veteran's Day, the NASA sprites and Shakespeare?

I want /pol/ to go

>>52469705
When I ran Iron Gods, I wanted to make that Kasatha encounter memorable. Having a badass warrior run and jump circles around you throwing javelins while being more than able to hold his own in melee was fancy.

>>52469666
wtf that shit has to do with pfg, nigger ?

>>52469140
I still have time to finish Essa. All I have to do is expand on the summary and actually write out her back story rather than keep it in bullet points. There's still time!

>>52469705
Man, I just realized Destiny Fallen art can be used for Kasatha.

I'm both disappointed in myself and happy about this revelation.

>>52469754

Still preferable to PLDposting

>>52469764
Its really not

fuck off.

>>52469279
One thing would make the archetype perfect. Make their cavalier levels count as fighter levels for the purpose of taking feats.

>>52469724
again literally nothing wrong

Has your DM ever cuckolded your character before?

>>52469757
You need to condense the fuck out of your bullet points. Also spruce up your waifu potential. Female characters are rated solely based on that.

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How common should archers outside of "definitely not-England", particularly longbows? How common should be crossbows by comparasion? What's the proper ratio for more Mediterranean-inspired kingdoms?

>>52469724
You mean more shit pretty much only far right people got genuinely upset at?

>>52469764
>PLDposting
nani

>>52469757
>>52469798
Hey man, DHB is my waifu.

>>52468967
Add Shield Brace to the list, it only works with polearms and the Nodachi is the most solid of the lot.
Plus, desu, Piercing Thunder is fairly solid, if boring. The 8th level stance is crazy strong if you do a Charisma Warlord or a harbinger.

>>52469548

Good thing Trump has removed regulations on coal pollution and the Arctic is the hottest it's ever been.

>>52469822
>>52469806
>>52469796
PLEASE

FUCK OFF

>>52469798

I apply to games based on my dick, really.

Most people do. And the reason LBoaF has no applicants is a critical lack of quality waifus.

>>52469575
Brace is garbage though because you have to ready an action and anything with 3+ intelligent won't charge a braced character.

>>52469798
>You need to condense the fuck out of your bullet points.
The plan is to write a condensed bullet point version first then rewrite the current long bullet point version as a full back story. I have some ideas of changes to make it better.

> Also spruce up your waifu potential. Female characters are rated solely based on that.
I don't write female character much different than I write male characters. I am not even sure how one would "up waifu potential". Likely I'll keep it as is.

>>52469822
>not looking forward to the cheap as fuck beach front property
I'm fucking hype.

>>52469830
I don't understand why WWW doesn't have more apps then

I want to fuck that Doll.

>>52469822
Good, we do deserve annihilation, after all.

>>52469806

The West gets more and more spineless every day, it seems.

>>52469830

No one wants your shitty meme apps.

>>52469834

>waifu guide

Give her an obvious charm point.

Give her a flaw which isn't too bad.

Choose sexy art.

Note at some point that she's single

>>52469830
I hope this isn't actually the reason LoBaF has been under the radar, but I think it might be true. I swear there's been more talk about husbandos than waifus over this game.

>>52469834
Waifu potential is a shorter way to say "a smattering of idiosyncrasies and traits that endear the character to male readers specifically"

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>>52469759
This was actually the reason I played one to begin with. Yes, I played a dual-cutlass kasatha wearing plate mail and carrying a backup heavy crossbow. ELIKSNI STRONG

>>52469840

WWW has ONE waifu. And is an unorthodox setting in a community that mostly excoriates people who don't run lewd adventure paths

>>52469839

Anon, you're going to have to compete with all the Californians and New Englanders who just lost their homes.

Also tens of millions of Africans migrating their dry, dead countries to Europe will collapse those countries or strain them to the brink.

You think 2 million Syrians was bad? Get ready for 20 million Nigerians.

>>52469796

My character got a blood-related curse. He bought the services of a whore, and the whole thing ended up with my character ejaculating blood. The town went into witch-burning mode, but I saved myself from their wraith thanks to a lucky bluff check.

>>52469870
I mean there's other waifus possible, but Doll is clearly the highest tier waifu material.

>>52469854
>waifu
Shit taste, husbandos is where it's at.

>>52469851
>not getting upset that some google doodle is brown is spineless

As opposed to what, petty?

Most people don't even fucking look at that shit for >5 seconds tops. You know, because if you're using google you're probably fucking looking for something in the search results?

>>52469834
Don't listen to them, be yourself and get the husbando/lesbian you deserve! Or none at all if you feel like being strong and independent! You do what you do!

>>52469427

>Rapier
[Vibrates angrily]

>>52469878
SHUT
>>52469851
THE
>>52469848
FUCK
>>52469888
UP

>>52469857
It is. And that's why there's been this last minute push for waifus. pfg games don't work with just husbandos

>>52469860
>>52469854
niggas did you not see the fact she has the 'sleepy' trait. Sleepy poorfag flat reverse trap.

How is that not already best girl?

>>52469860

Waifus are some of the most toxic, problematic aspects of this degenerate system imaginable. They demean women and reduce them to pedophilic "cute" or simply how well they can perform as a wife or breeding sow.

>>52469878

Don't worry, most of the world is going to starve to dead while the new food superpowers, Canada, Russia, Scandinavia etc, rise up from their icy slumber.

>>52469909
GO AWAY

>>52469905
Needs more, and it needs to be more in your face.

>>52468950
The most complimentary thing I can say about it is that it would probably be a better fit in Blingmaker.

>>52469822

Thinking mankind can influence the climate is arrogance in the extreme.

>>52469919
>>52469931
KILL YOURSELVES

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>>52469427
What is this?

>>52469834
Don't worry. /pfg/'s waifu obsession isn't the case for most DMs, so it's better to make an interesting character rather than a moeblob one.

>>52469909

Not really. Some of the most quality waifus are women who are pretty far removed from being a sexual being but which have high long-term romance potential in a campaign

>>52469924
DHB doesn't really make characters is super in your face character traits since he got a massive backlash for NToRacle. I think he at least tries to be subtle.

>>52469888

You want to talk to me about petty? How about committee-driven diversity quotas, the demand to remove male pronouns and words in university lingo or manspreading/mansplaining?

I hope FotJR has fun

>>52469952
how about fucking off to /pol/

>>52469943
That picture is weapons. Your picture is adorable.

>>52469929
Better than the rat, though.

Can we stick to one shitpost topic at a time? I can't keep up with all the threads in this thread.

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>>52469939

>>52469955
I hope they wipe.

>>52469969
Good.

>>52469963
whats wrong with r@s

>>52469963
Why bring the rat into this? I think it might be abandoned anyways.

>>52469931

I just want to see Europe flooded with climate related migrants and see their days of plenty melt away.

>>52469992
I JUST WANT /POL/ TO FUCK OFF

>>52469821
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/combat-feats/shield-brace-combat-shield-mastery/
Wow, it's nothing.

>>52469943
>What is this?
owo

It's a diagram from the melee tactics toolbox, I was looking for some art of the elven branched spear, but it's not anywhere as far as I can tell. But the book had this, and it's upsetting to both me and >>52469890

>>52469990
Follow the reply chain. The swashbuckler is the rat.

>>52469963
The gunslinger? I don't agree that the Int 14, Wis 14 "idiot" is better, but I agree that a cowboy in Arabia is at least as strange. He'd be a better fit in WWW.

>>52469945

By that metric any of the female apps would be long term waifu potential.

>>52469919

I can't wait to see Russia become the big dick power player in the EU bloc, the melting of that Siberian permafrost is going to open serious opportunities for them while Europe scorches.

>>52469952
Your bullshit is not welcome here.

>>52469909
Waifus are fucking life, bro.

>>52470030

Of course it is, maybe we should talk about Anevia and Irabeth?

>>52470014
Isn't the swashbuckler the swashbuckler?

>>52469955
Thanks man

>>52470014
People are very clearly referring to Shanan when they say "the swashbuckler", not some rat that took a dip.

>>52469834
Friends, I believe DHB is too autistic to realize what makes a good waifu.

He already has some of the parts as >>52469905 says. However they are not there enough. Come friends, let us help an autist out for how to make a waifu.

>>52470028
i can't wait for /pol to fuck off

>>52470051
My ctrl-f only returns one swashbuckler and that's for the gunslinger multiclass.

>>52469909
Good, that's the only value women have.
I literally can't wait for the day we finally replace them as a whole with artificial wombs.

>>52470036
no waifu no laifu

>>52470081
woah there

i didnt think we were fedoratipping this hard

>>52470067
Get your hands on the current waifu sheetmakers!

>>52470062
I kinda skimmed over that one because it was wordy. Let me double check it.

>>52470085
life>laifu
Therefore no waifu>waifu

>>52470067
Do we actually think that maximumsleep, of all people, actually care about waifu potential enough to base his selections on it?

>>52470088
>>52470081
a bridge

jump off it

>>52470067
WAIT NO. WE'RE THINKING ABOUT THIS THE WRONG WAY.

What he needs to do is play a cute autistic waifu!

>>52470103
Yes. Look at where we are.

>>52470103
Yes? Unless he's gay or something.

>>52470096
>life>laifu

sounds like something some faggot without a waifu would say

>>52469963
I don't like the rat because it has one of those "everything" personalities

>stern, introspective
>oh but also talkative and good with chicks
>loyal and servile
>oh but also ambitious and wants fame
>yeah he also thinks elves are particular hot
>he thinks the race known for being particularly hot is particularly hot

>>52470103

Maximumsleep does not come across as a waifu type at all.

>>52470103
I believe that good DMs will always consider waifu potential, not necessarily because they're waifufags, but because they know that romantic plots between PCs is great roleplaying potential.

>>52470103
>maximumsleep
>character has the sleepy trait
I SMELL A CONSPIRACY

>>52470139
i'm going to fuck maximumsleep

>>52470133

You've got to wonder if when people write this stuff out they even read it out to themselves once to spot the blatant contradictions. The app wasn't bad up to the personality bits.

>>52470143
Exactly, characters with romantic potential are better than sexless ones

-usually-

Sometimes sexless weirdos can be weird enough that they're worth seeing.

I want to play a character that punches shit left and right but it's not weak like unchained/chained monk

>>52470167
>Sometimes sexless weirdos can be weird enough that they're worth seeing.
Falafel was a good example of a sexless weirdo. It would be entirely believable that despite being 250 he was still a virgin. Though he still made a better villain than party member.

>>52470103
>>52470139
He doesn't seem like it, from talking to him about my app. I think a lot of the apps have trouble with tone in the game. He put a lot of work into a setting document, and you've got people ignoring it so they can play catgirls and lolis. They're setting themselves up for disappointment.

>>52470177
Rinka is another good sexless weirdo, but Falafel is a top tier sexless weirdo character

I do think he was too omnicidal to fit in a party though, even an evil party.

>>52470103
Possibly? He hides his power level, but he *did* apply to Wrath of the Raunchy and RotJR, and the only things those had going for them were lewd.

>>52470174
Are you open to 3pp? Also unchained monk isn't so bad

>>52470182

I think everyone's ignoring that game, mate.

>>52470174
Play a Brawler.