Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Special 4: Kitten & Tzeentch

>>52463574
What if Kitten is secretly Creed?

>>52463574
Boy kitten sure has a lot of cat cards
Is kitten a closet furry?

>>52463894
>Is kitten a closet furry?

How do you think he and Shadowsun met?

I can see why it took awhile to get this one out, Tzeentch is a one man freakshow.

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>Magnus plays red/blue
Makes sense

>>52463574
For a lord of change, does it bother anyone that Tzeentch is consistently either a walking pile of feathers, a pile of tentacles, or warp fire for skin?

>>52464234
That's only the forms we can perceive.

The others are beyond our comprehension, therefore we only see him as the last form we can comprehend.

>>52464234
He's gotta stay vaguely recognizable when out in public.
How's a foolish imperial citizen supposed to know he's visited by the master of plans, if all he sees is a pot of petunias?

>>52464381
Through his voice. None can be more childish.

>>52464419
>none can be more childish
You seem to greatly underestimate the capacity of the Adeptus Administratum.
Mark my words, NO spawn of Chaos and in NO field, can out perform Mankind.

>>52464473
If that is so, I have never seen Administratum actually trying to outperform Tzeentch in that.

>>52463894
The Emps gave him his deck.

>>52463894
Why do you think he's called kitten?

>>52464381
The fact that it was a nuclear rocket a minute ago?

Flick

>>52465600
Flick

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>>52464355
>only forms we can perceive

Be interesting to see in ultraviolet/infrared 4D+

>>52465794
Flick

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So....based on their two deck builds((ultra powerful minions vs card flipping shenanigans)) and how they played their cards, between the GEOM and Tzeentch....who would win in a children's card game?

Also tzeentch's deck was spot on for what I would expect him to have.

>>52465794
Flick

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>>52463894

Soo am i the only one that ships Kitten and Magnus?

>>52466146
Don't kid yourself. Literally everyone ships Kitten and Magnus.

>>52466146
>>>/y/

>>52465938
Flick

>>52464233
>Magnus' deck is Storm shittery
>Emperor plays Super Pillowfort
>Kitten plays weenies

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>>52466146

>>52466146
>>52466216
Not shipping them would make you a faggot.

>>52463574
Actual episode when? I want Dorn.

>>52466288
Flick

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>>52465600
>>52465794
>>52465938
>>52466288
>>52466380

Why is Kitten Silver now?

>>52466576
Tzeentch changed him for the lulz.

>>52466405
SPACE WOLVES

>>52466901
Someone, summon Kaldor Draigo!

>>52463574
Oh joy, another fucking special instead of an actual episode. Get fucked bruva.

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>>52463574

I can't decide whether my favourite part of this special was magnus acting like a standard magic elitist or the fact that kittens deck is made almost entirely out of cats

I'm gonna need someone to make a "an interesting question asshole" gif/webm/mp4/whatever

>>52463574

We dont need you shilling your shitty show on /tg/, so why dont you just fuck off ?

>>52467763
But anon, I like it!

Don't you like things?

>>52466349

Obviously it's gotta be about Gorillaman's return.

>>52467800
Nah, judging by the pic on Alfabusas twitter it's friendship+emo primarchs turn.

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>>52467763

>>52467890
>emo primarch
Yay, Corax mentioned!

>>52467763
But anon, it makes half of /tg/ angry that it exits, and the other have enjoy it for what it is. It's absolute Meme-filled skub that will persist because we like it, and you hate it.

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>>52467763

So Tzeentch's plan was to fuck with them by changing their form, right?

>>52470050
One of his plans, yes.

>>52466291
Kitten would obviously play White Green cat tribal.

Lucius would probably do something disgusting with Mono-Black Colorless Eldrazi Tentacle porn, or Black Blue Masturbation combos.

>>52470050
Maybe, who knows? What even are plans anyway?

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>>52467890
The pic itself, if anyone's interested.

You know, you gotta respect the fact that magnus went head to head with tzeentch in a psychic fight for the last part of that duel

>>52466380
Flick

FUCK YOU TZEENTCH !
YOU'RE A NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

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Every episode Kitten gets further away from the Emperor and thereby the only thing which makes this series good, which are the times when Kitten is explaining shit to the Emperor

>>52470675
The episode where jojo custodians explained the space wolves was fucking great tho

>>52470675
This is just a spin off though. I'm sure kitten and magnus will be back soon enough

>>52470723
But aren't they on their way to see Vulkan and probably Corax.

>>52470689
Jojo-stodes would all play Red-White Human tribal Combo wank, with emphasis on overly muscled creatures.

>>52470750
Can't take too long right?

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>>52463574
This warms my greasy nerdy heart.

>>52463574
And now I have a new thing to say when me and my buddy talk shit about each other's preferred children's card game

>>52470652
Flick

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>>52464062
To think that this beautiful love story is started at a furaffinity.

>>52471734
THIS

>>52471795
IS

>>52470773
I prefer Cus-Jojo-dians.

>>52471834
NOT

>>52471872
FUCKING

>>52471882
CANON!!!

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request some webms, nerds

>>52471887
YES IT IS!

>>52471963
I suppose this video applies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk5EhG2OGtQ

>>52471900
i want the nerd rage.

>>52472022
also the nova cannon awaits you after this

>>52463574
>MST negates
FUCKING FUCK FUCKING FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK OFF FUUUUUCK

>>52472094

yeah, alfusa's youtube comment suggests that he realised that sometime after he animated it and was too lazy to change it

>>52472117
I'm pretty sure that's the ONE misplay everyone has made in yugioh. Thinking "it's destroyed so it can't get it's effect" seems logical to a simple, uninitiated mind, but not to those experienced with the game.
What I'm trying to say is I'm both triggered and nostalgic at the same time, also I genuinely thought he left it in as a joke, not a mistake. Oh well

>>52472094
What are rules really though?

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>>52472022

why do people like this shit so much its the most reddit MAGfesty shit there possible

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>>52472162

>>52463574
I've always wanted to play luigi board.

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>>52472162

>>52472230
The Mario sound effects fucking killed me. I wish they had continued that joke throughout the episode.

>>52472230
Honestly though, it's spelled "Ouija" but pronounced as "weegee". Why is that so?

>>52472188
Mostly because I enjoy how the skub really manages to skub in a way that I can't find just about anywhere else on this skub-themed image board.

>>52472144
>>52472094

They're playing anime yu gi oh, where rule of cool gives way to any form of balance.

or have people already forgotten about the big E using Zigfried von Schroeder's hacked golden castle of stormburg

>>52472300
English language.
Elsewhere is usually "weejha" or something like that.

>>52472300
Mostly because English is a dumb language. Charles Kennard, the guy who first sold these things on mass claimed Ouiji was some ancient Egyptian term for spirit, while others say the name Ouija arose out of the French and German words for yes. Oui and ja.

>>52472188
Yes, but all the memes are /tg/ unoriginals, so while it's a shitty show, it's our shitty show, and it does manage to be occasionally funny.

Oh, also because it's a gold mine of reaction images, and the threads are miles more productive than the average /tg/ post nowadays.

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>>52472188
Because they're older than you.

The form of humor you think of as "reddit" is really just the kind of humor 4chan enjoyed before Reddit existed and newfags decided irony was the only valid kind of humor because otherwise OH NOES we might laugh at the same things as another unrelated website!

Basically fuck off and don't come back until your balls have dropped.

I really like how Magnus does stupid heretical things "that will certainly work out", and then Kitten somehow makes them actually work out through pure bullshit.
Magnus tries to kill the High Lords, and this somehow turns into saving Empire from being taken over by impostors and encouraging the High Lords to do their fucking job (with implications they might just try that).
Magnus decides it's a really good idea to try talking with the dead while on a ship going through the Warp, Kitten manages to finally get his soul from Tzeentch and free him from having to worry about that.
I wonder how much further the gag of two stooges bumfucking around Imperium and making it better despite common sense will go.
Oh, and also it's kinda fun watching the doormat known as Kitten show how surprisingly competent he is once in a while. I wonder who he will face in a card game next, and what major thing he will win in that game.

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>>52472188
Because believe it or not anon people like things you don't like. Just because reddit might like something doesn't mean you should instantly hate it. I cant even imagine living like that

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>>52472188
why would I give a fuck what is on reddit?
why would you know what is on reddit anon?
you might want to go back

>>52472487
Plottwist: Kitten is actually the pharaoh, that's why he can bullshit himself to victory against such powerful cards with just his kitty deck.

>>52472608
Well they made that pretty obvious this episode what with the deeper voice and all

>>52472647
Oh shit, now that you mention it.
Maybe he'll play the Deceiver next, or the Void Dragon (with a machine deck IN AMERICA)

>>52472693
Don't you mean in mars

>>52463574
His Rogal Dorn is spot on. He's precisely how I imagined he would be.

>>52472200
>Yugi is a demon prince of Tzeentch
I fucking knew it.

>>52467763
no u

>>52471993

What's it about ? it's not available in my country apparently

>>52472300

That's what happens when you forget to set clear rules for the prononciation of your language.

>>52464732
Oh no, Not again

>>52471900
Seconding the request of >>52467622

>>52470893
Anon, they're on a boat. This could take YEARS.

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>>52463894

>>52471900
Make when kitten says "what are rules really tho ?" and then tzeentch loses his shit and answers "that's a good question asshole", please

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>>52467800
Actually, he's ignoring Gathering Storm. It's its own thing now.

New Thousand Sons Legion fucking when?

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>>52475283

>>52478451
Well, it kind of has to be its own thing.
Just the fact that a) The Inquisition is pretty much gone/Vulcan's home/etc and b) Papa Smurf isn't back yet means it deviated from canon the moment Gathering Storm was announced.

They could either roll with that fact and do their own thing, or desperately try and fit Gathering Storm into their series which would more than likely mean undoing a few years worth of pre-written content, and cause massive delays as they wait for more info to be released and to dig through all the new lore.

Also, I'm not sure if you meant to imply that, but with that picture and how much the custodies are "cravin' some Daemon misbehavin'" I actually could see a scenario where the custodies volunteer to be Magnus' new legion, probably to his great discomfort.

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>>52478871
Pls no.

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>>52478204

>>52479598
Awesome, thanks

>>52478871
>>52478451
TTS has been its own fanfiction since the Emperor got a Text-To-Speech device installed

I see no reason why having Guilliman return to Terra would be important to their story aside from the Emperor getting very mad at Kitten for his insubordinance

I like how this poked fun at Yugioh to distract you from the fact that it's literally a fucking Yugioh episode. And I love it for that.

Yugioh: Terrible as a card-game, useful as a narrative device to enable total bullshit victory at any moment.

>>52480364
Why does the Emprah hate Girlyman again ? Just because he made the codex astartes ?

>>52481724
Either that or he sees Robutte's continued existence as a threat to his new Imperium

I haven't read the new book, but doesn't Guilliman fuck up Terra once he comes back? Maybe that's why he hates him

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>>52471963
Using an old image of Nyarly was pretty great

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>>52467763

>>52481711
>I like how this poked fun at Yugioh to distract you from the fact that it's literally a fucking Yugioh episode
You should see the abridged series

>>52464473
>NO field
Was this an Administration pun?

>>52482796
The abridged series usually doesn't focus heavily on the card game with rules-as-written.

This was a straight-up start-to-finish duel.