No one can survive the touch of the warp unscathed. Ergo, Guilliman

File: Heresy.jpg (119KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 750x1000px

>>52457842

>>52457842
No one can survive the touch of the warp unscathed. Ergo, the Emperor is a heretic.

>>52457842
Leandros did nothing wrong.

>>52457842
No one can survive the touch of the warp unscathed. Ergo, Toby Reynolds is an assbaby.

>>52457842

No, no. You heard wrong. It's "on one can survive the touch of the warp UNSHAVED." That's why he doesn't have a beard.

>>52458110
>People shouting about "Age Old Barbarism" isn't them referring to barbaric behavior, it's people complaining about their local barbers.

>>52457842
>No one can survive the touch of the warp unscathed. Ergo, Guilliman is a heretic.
You think he was unscathed? Well, he's certainly good at hiding it.

>>52457842
No one can survive the touch of the warp unscathed. Ergo the Inquisition is heretical.

>>52458159
There is the business of Warp sorcery bringing him back, and him never being able to remove his armour according to the Eldar.

Let's not split hairs, by the assessment of most standard Inquisitors, there is maximum heresy going on here.

He's also a Primarch. So what are they going to do besides "yes sir"?

>>52457842
Do you want to be the one to tell him that?

>Guilliman, show me on the doll where the warp touched you...

File: Did+you+edit+the+lisp+heresy+_e1e521320c037ac23d0a585f790d2bdb.jpg (18KB, 294x313px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 294x313px

>>52457842

>>52458835
>Memes about how he's hooking up with a Living Saint or a Crazy Elf
>Can't remove his armor
Feels good, man. Stay celibate and lead us to victory.

>>52457842
>No one can survive the touch of the warp unscathed
Except for the motherfucking Emperor
And perhaps his sons

>>52459821
>reaches into the doll and pulls out a cotton plant that will one day make some of the fibers of the doll
"It touched me here"

>>52457842

You think he's unscathed? Look at those lines where there's no hair

>>52457842
Captain Titus coud