>Decided not to take part in the defence of Terra >MUH

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>>52446958
The worst chapter couldn't bootyblast the Dark Gods.

>>52446958
Iron Hands.

>>52446958
>decided not to take part
Not our fault the fucking space wolfs made us stop at every single planet on the way to save them. We'd have been there on time if it weren't for Russ.

>>52447197
Literally who?

>>52451310
Exactly.

>>52446958
>Decided not to take part in the defence of Terra
them arriving at terra is why horus decided to try and trick the emperor into fighting him

None of the first founding are even close to the worst. That title can go to guys like the soul drinkers or lamenters.

>>52446958
Ultramarines
Grey knights

any chapter choc full of mary sues tbqh famalam.

>>52451359
>hating Ultramarines in the current year
>>>/r/eddit

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>>52446958
Raven guard. Fucking boring as fuck.

Dark Angels - ultra religious
-Pure zealots
-Are so loyal will kill loyalist to kill a single traitor
-Only Primarch to not die or run off crying into the warp
-Angel wings
-FIRST LEGION
-Lots of knightly additions
-cool colour scheme
-Robes


Literally top tier.

>>52451419
>Not hating ultramarines for any reason ever
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/gamesworkshop/
>>>/macragge/

>>52446958
>This is the worst Space Marine chapter, prove me wrong anons.

Easy.
They're not *insert OP's favorite chapter here*

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>>52451421
>Implying Raven Guard is my favourite chapter.
>Implying being religious is what makes you loyal when its the opposite of Big E vision.
>Implying killing loyalists make you loyal.
>Primarch succumbed to autistic coma.
>Implying mutations makes you loyal.
>MUH FIRST.
>Grey knights also have knightly additions, wont make you a great chapter.
>Robes make you feminine.

Literally shit tier.

Make way for the true angels of The Imperium.

>>52452106
>Closet khorne worshipers
lol no

>>52451463

/macragge/ would be a paradise compared to this shithole

>>52451330
False. It was the Space Wolves and the Ultras who went on to save the day

The Lion's only claim to fame is that he sucker punched Leman Russ. Lets also not forget that Russ had the drop on him but the Lion was too autistic to see that Russ was trying to let him walk away with some dignity. Lion then went on to act like Kurze and attack an unarmed and unarmored Russ after the Siege. Lion then wen to get rekt by a non Astartes Luther

>>52454365
>mfw Guilliman only claimed Lion was the better general because he felt bad for the autist and wanted to throw him a bone

>>52446958
I hide any
>prove me wrong
>you can't
threads I find.

Yours won't be the last.

Stop using that fucking meme.

>>52454156
>Everyone is patrician as fuck
>Everyone follows the rules of debate and keeps calm without shitflinging
>Togas nigga
>Everything is asthetic as fuck

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what would be your reaction if this nigga is Lionel Johnson ?

>>52454401
The Lion really was the worst of the loyalists.

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>>52454443
I think I've seen you post before

>>52454443

Prove me wrong.

You can do it, I believe in you, Anonymous!

>>52454461
>all that edginess turned out to just be fedora trenchcoat autism

I CAN'T TAKE THE CRINGE

Also that would mean he shrunk since he can't use his own sword anymore.

>>52454478
>the worst of the loyalists
It's going to take more than just autism to dethrone Leman "I was just pretending to be retarded" Russ from that position.

>>52454664
Russ was least trusted and respected by his brothers, the Lion was Mortarion tier to be around. Even Horus didn't like him and Horus liked everyone

>>52446958
Lion is literally locked himself in his room and started being that edgy fag who quotes edgar allen poe all the time for no reason

>>52454767
That was Corax, buddy. nevermore

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>>52454767
Uh...

>>52454712
Horus didn't like Corax

>>52454945
you got it backwards, Corax didn't like Horus

>>52454945
It was Corax who didn't like Horus. Other way around.

>>52454978
>>52454968
My bad, also what is the timeline for primarchs fucking off after the Hersey?
All I remember is that the Khan left like 80 years after and the Lion got his ass put in a coma like immediately on returning to Caliban.

>>52455047
Lion was the first since he got BTFO by Luther immediately after the siege, Corax was probably second since it's said he spend a year in solo meditation before leaving for the Eye of Terror, Russ was last unless you count Vulkan but no one really knows what's up with him since according to some he was in a coma during the siege but others say he was there to oppose Gulliman's division of the Legions, then there is also the shitshow of The War of The Beast to consider...

>>52455206
What I got from Beast was that Vulkan had left his legion by that point and was just protecting that world he was found on.

>>52454365
Well, anon, you should bone up on the canon lore: Leman and Lion fought duels with each other at least three times - once before the Emperor himself, and once Lion left his sword in one of Leman's hearts (which is why Lemon has one artificial heart). The duel you speak of began with the treacherous strike from Leman upon Lion: the Lion merely repaid the treachery with his winning hit.
OH, and it should be noted that Leman and Lion were best buds by the time of the Terran siege. So much so that Leman abandoned the Imperium and his Space Wolves to seek his lost brother....

>>52446958
>prove me wrong anons
Marines Malevolent

>>52456247
>once before the Emperor himself, and once Lion left his sword in one of Leman's hearts (which is why Lemon has one artificial heart)

wtf are you high? That's not canon at all. Also Russ didn't "treacherously" strike Jonson, he punched him right in the chest while they were face to face.

>>52446958
> black templars take a prisoner during a crusade
> hold up, he's wearing black armour
> hold up, he's wearing Heresy-ear armour
> HOLD UP, THOSE ARE DARK ANGELS INSIGNIA
> hey dark angels we have one of your guys on our ship
> yeah yeah nah he's wearing pre-heresy armour
> nah, painted black
> says his name is 'cypher'
> w-what, you're coming to visit? o-ok
> in the meantime, we're going to interrogate him
> what do you mean 'no'?
> fuck you he's our prisoner
> wait why the fuck are your weapons cycling up
> wait why the fuck are we getting weapon locks from your ships
> fucking hell fine come on board and grab him jesus fuck
> oh he's not in the cell we left him in
> that we locked
> and posted guards on
> and hasn't been opened
> and there's no sign of exit
> oh well
> but yeah like you know we're going to need to report this to the grand marshal hey
> what do you mean 'no'
> wait why the fuck are your weapons cycling up again
And that Black Templars ship was never seen or heard from again, with the last transmission saying they were heading back to the main fleet with a report and the Dark Angels claiming they never interacted with the Black Templars ship at all.

Team-killing fucktards.

>>52457609
>t. Son of Dorn talking shit about LOYAL DARK ANGEL CHAPTER

>>52458809
> grey knights fighting some daemons
> oh hey dark angels are nearby
> come fight some daemons, dark angels
> you might be supreme grandmaster, azrael, but i'm draigo, ergo, i'm even MORE supreme grandmaster
> what do you mean you're going to just abandon the battlefield
> what do you mean you're not going to tell us why
> what do you mean 'fuck you draigo you're not in command here'
> i don't understand azrael
> are you telling me that you want me to go to the high lords of terra and tell them about the fallen?
> are you telling me that you want me to tell all the other chapters that half of your legion are traitors?
> are you telling me that you want me to throw shade over your entire chapter, and your brother chapters, as being heretics?
> whats that?
> no you don't want me to do that?
> you're going to stay and help us fight the daemons?
> fantastic
Remember when Azrael tried to talk shit to Draigo and got shut the fuck down?

>>52458932
>t. selfish GK blackmailing LOYAL DARK ANGELS CHAPTER with OBVIOUSLY FALSE INFORMATION

>>52446958
>excuse me, inquistor high general?
>oh by the emperors rotting skeleton I am fucking busy ok? I have to manage the tau sex slave trade; these blueberry sluts are selling like heroin on an industrial planet
>but the chaos forces, the xenos, we are losing the galaxy sir!
>...especially those water caste blueballing xeno whores, its incomprehensible. Where is the fucking decency and honest xenophobic racism gone? Is there a Social Justice chapter I didnt know about?
>sir we really need to deal with this
>fine whatever, send the ultramarines who gives a shit
>1000 years later
>good idea sir, the ultramarines wiped the entire galaxy clean of xenos and destroyed the eye of terror
>sir?

>>52459007
If the Fallen is Fake News, what are the Dark Angels searching for?

>>52459034
Nothing. Who told you they were searching? They're just hunting heretics. Not looking for renegade Traitor Dark Angels at all, nope, those definitely do not exist. Don't mind what you see either, the Loyal Dark Angel weapons are absolutely not powering up right now.

>>52459071
> Who told you they were searching
Azrael did. Psyche, I'm one of the Inner Circle, joke's on you. You seem mighty set on covering things up. Come over here, our Chaplains want to have a chat with you.

>>52458932
>Remember when Draigo's lore was just one stupid Mary Sue feat after another?

>>52446958

Are we talking canon only? Because I can think of some fan chapters that are way, way worse.

>>52459116
It still is. They just don't really mention it anymore, but he's still up to endless shenanigans in the warp. In Rise of the Primarch he popped out of the warp, promoted Voldrus (apparently he still has that authority even though they've apparently named a new Supreme Grand Master) and then disappeared again.

>>52459116
I don't think it ever stopped, did it?

>>52459125
As much as I approve of and enjoying homebrewing, fan chapters don't count because it's too easy. There was one on deviant art that was a lost legion with a female primarch who had the power of the Emperor and used that power to run an independent empire where Tau, Eldar and humans lived in harmony.

>>52459168

That's still better than the sergal legion.

>>52459168
See, I'm not one to immediate discount a lost legion, I've seen one or two that -could- fit into the setting if you discount BL's "they're dead period" for the retcon heresy.

But 99.999 repeating% of the time, for whatever reason, people who choose to do a lost legion seem to think it's carte blanche to go ham on the setting with noblebright sectors and still-living primarchs (until now at least) and shit.

>>52458932
No, your facts are off.
The grey knights begged the Dark Angels to help at Pandorax...begged so hard they were forced to concede overall command to Azrael.
GK's were getting their shit pushed in....until the entire Deathwing showed up! With all their Dark Angel bros.
Jump forward a few years of total warfare with Azrael leading the hunt for Abaddon, and we have a final Imperial victory. Draigo, for reasons, decides to run up behind Azrael and punch him in the head. An insightful chat ensues. Azrael has no idea what Draigo is on about; but then Draigo makes a direct accusation, to which the surrounding Deathwing all raise their weapons at him and Azrael queries: "Are you accusing me of heresy, brother?"
To which Draigo-sue replies: "Well, er...No," and storms off.

These are the facts.

Reports that the Dark Angels Campaign had any help from the Fallen is fake news. Once the Lion comes back we're going to win so big. We're going to win so big everyone in the Imperium will get tired of winning.

>>52459363
t. Learza and Laileb, definitely not Dark Angels

>>52459144
>>52459158
What's with GW's hard on for him and the GK's?

>>52459666
It was mostly Ward again with the Grey Knights 5th Ed Codex. Before that they were just psychic Daemon-hunting specialists. Ward was the one turning them into Khornate Knights and having Draigo just phase in and out of reality, tearing entire sections of the Warp apart

>>52452145
Don't talk shit about my fabulous hawkboy nigger

>>52459666
Because GW loves their unsubtle references.

LONG AGO ON A DISTANT PLANET
I
M'KAR
DAEMONIC MASTER OF DARKNESS UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL! BUT A FOOLISH GREY KNIGHT WARRIOR WIELDING A NEMESIS FORCE SWORD STOOD FORTH TO OPPOSE ME.
SHING
SHWING
SHING
BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN REALITY, AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE WARP, WHERE MY PATRONS' EVIL IS LAW.
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE MATERIUM AND UNDUE THE EVIL THAT IS M'KAR Until McNeil had Calgar beat him to the punch

>>52459825
He's a gigantic faggot. Worse primarch than Magnus

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>>52459899
>Worse primarch than Magnus

*blocks your path*

*fails to conquer his home planet*

*takes out his frustrations for being such a fucking failure on his utterly (if not suicidally) devoted legion*

>>52460060
There is literally no way the Emperor couldn't have fixed the Butcher's Nails if he chose to. He took like half a glance at it and was like 'Yeah nah can't be done haha'.

Like this guy has been around for tens of thousands of years. He created the Primarchs, and the Space Marines. And yet he couldn't figure out how to counterbalance the chemical imbalances in Angron's brain because of the Butcher's Nails? Bullshit.

>>52460172
>>52460172
He could have removed them, he admits it in Master of Mankind. But removing them at the point they were would have killed Angron, because of how they had rewired and restructured his brain. It wasn't a factor of adjusting chemicals, his very mind had been twisted around the Nails. And he didn't want to kill Angron, even though Angron probably wished for death.

>>52451419
>>52454454
>>52454401
Look, I know that modern /tg/ is basically 85% racist fascist eurofags, but at a certain point constantly sucking the Ultramarine cock gets really, really boring.

>>52456305
This. Also, for those who say the lamenters are the worst, I bet you never die in glory for those you cherish.

>>52446958
Blood ravens.
>steal other chapters shit
>half gets corrupted including chapter master
>Didn't do anything noticeable but Relic pretends they are somehow important to setting

>>52460920
67 posts in and only now does an Anon state the actual worst chapter.

Yet even now there is hope for mankind.

What if I told you that the fallen actually don't exist? What if the whole thing was an elaborate ruse set up by the original inner circle to keep an even bigger secret hidden?

What if caliban was blown up by azrael from the future by accident?