by the power of Slaanesh, She who thirsts and lord of pleasure.

>>52438046
I take you out to the train tracks and pistol-whip you while smoking a cigar until you keep your damn fetishes to yourself.

>>52438074
Foolish mortal, that only makes my slaanesh blessed multipronged boner even harder!

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>>52438046
It's now even easier to defeat them? This doesn't prevent them from being orcs, this doesn't prevent them from being savages and this doesn't stop them from being a threat to humanity. Unless of course they are aware of their -4 strength and stop waging war for their self-preservation. In which case I say we chase them off the land and starve them.
>B-BUT MUH BONER ;___;
This is why we don't let dumb soldiers make the decisions.

>>52438046
Sexy danger instead of goofy danger.

>>52438046
Nothing changes, because Orks don't have any sex characteristics. They are asexual spores-reproducing animal-fungi symbiotes.

>>52438046
Shattered pelvises reach epidemic levels.

>>52438046
-4 str

>>52438046
OP,it would be more interesting if only part of the orks became females.The things the boyz would do after they realized they had no penises would be hilarious.

>>52438046
The WAAAGH becomes more vicious for one week of every month...

Twenty or thirty years from now, both humans and orcs are extinct. There are only half-orcs.

>>52439258
If they are not aware of -4 str, there IS no -4 str.

>>52438046
Nah, Gork and Mork veto that on any large scale.

I'm sure they feed Slaanesh a bit anyways though. Orks are like, tailor made adrenaline junkies/sociopaths by design. This leads them to excessive lengths to FEEL something, to not be bored, really.

That's pretty Slaanesh.

Super, super loud music. Loud vehicles, loud guns, going really, really fast. I mean, do Orks seem like they have a lot of restraint?

They also obviously feed into Khorne.

I kind of wish you saw the odd Khornite Boyz (happy to fight all the Proppa Orks who want to Krump them, maybe they did it BECAUSE they get in even more fights). And also Slaaneshi ones. Again, heavily focused on the excess part, rather than the "Sexy part". So you could have a definite "Goff Rocka" flavor, or a particular extreme version of Speed Freekz, etc.

>>52438046

The green tide becomes red. Look at what you've done anon.

>>52439258
>muh male privelege: the post