This happened today and I now require Alpharius memes. Only

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>>52437390

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>>52437400

>>52437390
> needs to be reminded to wake up by their fucking father, instead of being responsible like a grown man
> speaks in memes to their own father
> father responses in kind
Our generation is a complete failure.

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>>52437416

>>52437438
I'm a 19 year old woman who stayed up working a double shift.

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>>52437439

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>>52437479

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<<Alpharius

>>52437390
>Omegon may post if he is also Alpharius.
But anon, Omegon IS also Alpharius.

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<<Everyone in that book is actually Alpharius.

>>52437500
This is easily up there for one of my favourite tg-related stories.

>>52437451
Ignore him. He's just disapointed with his life and is redirecting his self loathing onto others in an attempt to feel empowered.

That said, tits or gtfo.

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>>52440653
Why thank you.

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>>52440663
No you idiot, like this.

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>>52440814
But he said TITS or GTFO, as in plural.

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>>52440663
>>52440814
>>52440856
This is a blue board you degenerate fucks.

>>52437438
>Only adults have smart phones
Could literally just be a 14 year old on summer break or some shit whose dad wants to make sure he doesn't ruin his sleep schedule.
>speaks in memes to their own father
Eh, only slightly cringey.
>father responses in kind
God forbid a father joke around with their son instead of treating every text conversation as a formal affair.

Dude, this thread just gave me the best idea ever!
I'm going to collect a full sisters army, but run it as Alpha Legion!

>>52441686
Pffff HAHAHA
No, do Orks! And with Ork models and everything.

>>52441708
N'ah, I already have enough Orks to do it, that would be less fun.
Imagine sitting down across from some player, and you have this beautifully painted sisters army, you tell them all the fluff of your convent, or whatever they have, you set up, you start to play, they shoot at you, say "wounding on 3s", then you correct them, "4s". They say "no, sisters are T3", and you pull out your traitor legions book, and say "yes, but alpha legion are toughness 4", with a giant shit eating grin on your face, only then does he notice your paint scheme.

>>52437438
>> needs to be reminded to wake up by their fucking father, instead of being responsible like a grown man
notice there's 2.5 hours gap between the reminder and the response

>>52441768
I can see it now, that's absolutely beautiful.

>>52437400
So it's all because Alpharius thought he was smarter than Eldrad. Got it.

>>52438012

Who's betraying whom.