Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

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ABANDON DYING IMPERIUM

JOIN TAU

GET BLUE THICCNESS

JOIN NIDS

FUCK CUTE HIVE TYRANTS!

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How's my list?

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>>52416477
>>52416532
YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES SHALL BE PURGED IN HIS NAME!!!!

Hell, this is a good thread to ask: Anyone know what Khorne demon this is? Found it already built in my dad's shop. Googling "Khorne demon" doesn't really help. For some reason, 4chan won't let me upload the pic so link:
https://imgur.com/SctfJHX

>read the SoS codex

>"The Emperor's Crusade of Atheism"
>"Enforcing logic and reason.

Atheists on a crusade? Enforcing logic and reason? That's neither logical or reasonable, guys.

>>52416618
looks like warmashit

>>52416662
Warmachine? Nah, he's got a Khorne symbol on him. Part of the mold itself.

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>>52416618
gotcha, it's not a daemon i believe

>>52416699
Those aren't Khorne symbols.

>>52416618
Isn't that a Khorgorath from AoS?

>>52416618
It's an AOS Khorne Bloodbound thing

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Moments before:

"Alright thats two force wounds. Does Cawl have eternal warrior?"

>>52416576
>Chosen
But why.

Assembling DS8 Tactical turret- is it safe to just glue on the SMS, or do I need to magnetize to be able to use the MP? I'm mostly seeing the SMS in lists and advice.

>>52416532
Hive Tyrants are dudes.

>>52416806
You say that like it matters. Find an orifice.

>>52416576
Needs more cultists.

>>52416618
That's something from the Age of Sigmar range, I think

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>>52416532
>Picks the one male type of Tyranid
>laughing norn-queen.jpg

When can we expect the new DG releases do you think?

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What can I do to make this viable

How are the Ork rules looking for the "new" game?

>>52416903

April-May, shortly after dwarfenstien

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So what does the Space Rangers chapter specialize in?

>>52416865
>implying that's a problem

>>52416865
That norn queen is sexy, model when.

>>52416771
Because they can infiltrate with Alpha Legion and take up to 4 special/power weapons and 1 heavy/special weapon per unit.

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>Be fit bodybuilder and 6'3"
>Have played Warhammer for 11 years
>Start getting back into the game seriously and try new venues
>Go to LGS
>Try to find game with newly painted Custodes
>Overweight neckbeards everywhere
>One literally tells me "Isn't a gym more of the place for you?"

Holy fuck I just want to play with my fucking models and properly learn to play 30k.

>>52417035
Factions getting squat in Age of the Primarch
Nids
SoB
IG
BT
Ork Klans

>>52416949
Charting the uncharted, finding new alien life and killing it mercilessly.

>>52417047
Should have said that Taco Bell was more the place for him.

I've seen all sorts play tabletop.

>>52417047
Nice.
I've got similar feels, about other /tg/, but I managed to quit my 40k addiction. Genestealer Cults very nearly pulled me back in.

>>52416662
waaahh, My plastic toys are awesome and everyone else's is shit.

With the current state of 40k we don't have a leg to stand on to mock other games.

>>52417047
Just set up your models all display-like and then start curling a chair, or bring some 35 lb bells and curl those. They'll be so flustered by the dichotomy they'll accuse you of fatshaming.

>>52416842
Cultists only really exist to die and take points; they're not worth it for 50 points and any upgrades make them massively overcosted;

A guardsmen infantry squad costs 50 points as well, but they get flak armor AND free lasguns AND they can take special weapons AND their sergeants get actual options.

If I were to kit out cultists with autoguns it'd cost 59 points for a whole unit, and they'd lost their extra attack from having a pistol and CCW, and they'd still only have a t-shirt save.

Cultists are the worst unit in the CSM codex other than defilers and apostles.

>>52417125
t. triggered warmacuck

>>52417131
I've curled the manager before. She's a qt.

That a good substitute?

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>>52417131
>35 lb bells

>>52417131
Nazi, pedophile, racist and misogynist are the top insults for when you clearly lost and can't deal with your own failure.

>>52417165
He means dumbbells you retard

>>52417152
Daaaaaayum!

But srsly you can't do that for a full set, she's running the place. A girl got shit to do.

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>>52417165
What, can't curl a 35 lb kettlebell? I do those on occcasion. Mostly floor exercises though.

Does Chaos Rhino still come with the spiky bits sprue? Not the one that has the combi-bolter, the other one.

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>>52417185
I was >imlpying that 35lbs curls aren't impresive.

>lol 2pl8
>he can't even curl 50lbs fucking lanklet
>unironically not thinking every day is leg day

they're /fit/ memes you dip

>>52417180
Handle this by wearing that 'coexist' shirt for extra I'm-tolerant-and-also-not-an-oppressed-minority.

>>52417220
That is less than my old metal army in its metal case.

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Len here with a PDF of the codex as requested, yeah i guess im an idiot for not doing that in the beginning. either way, an easier to read version with no weird effects breaking everything

>>52417225
Yeah it does, it actually costs slightly more than the regular version because of it.

>>52417264
I feel like the number of people on /tg/ that also go on /fit/ is probably only in the double digits.

>>52417271
"I support immigrants" shirt won't protect you from those immigrants sucker punching you and taking your stuff.

Wish that news was confirmed, mostly for the irony.

>>52416659
RLY?
Read Custodes codex, they take very heavy loses during heresy, but in M41 they are even stronger than during great crusade.
There is no logic in new Talons.

>>52417264

>t. Gym rat who can't into subtlety

Anything bigger is compensating. A 35 lb bell is small enough to be able to lift with SEEMINGLY no effort and still be 'oh fuck I strained a muscle' when the fatty attempts to one-up you by trying himself.

Sisters of Battle vs Howling Banshees

who wins

>>52417322
Honestly 50lbs would be prime because the idea of having to pick that up in one hand really makes people hesitate.

Why did GW make Flash Gits Heavy Support? They're just nobz with a schizophrenic as fuck gun, they should be elites

There is literally no reason to bring them when Lootas exist

>>52417321
Can they even make new Custodes now that the Emperor is taking a power nap?

>>52416904
Anyone

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Is this modeling for advantage?

Remember that the Slabshield gives a bonus to units obscured by the wielding model, so size DOES matter.

>>52417321
Well yeah, 10000 years to replenish your numbers and greater seems pretty reasonable to me.

>>52417361
He oversaw the originals. I'm assuming there are essentially heavy guarded instructions on how to make them deep in the palace.

You could also ask the same currently alive 10k old products of his works on how he dun it

>>52417361
It looks like they can. New fluff is getting more retarded.

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Dante book share someone?

>>52417346
Can anon effortlessly curl 50lb tho

Remember to properly show off ya gotta do it like it's nothing

>>52417330
at range? the sister due to bolter. in a fight? the banshee due to ws5, i5 and a power sword

>>52417376
its more width I'd be worried about then, not much different desu, doubt anyone outside of a grognard would give a shit

>>52417387
>>52417377
Wait, so does that mean there are Custodes who haven't interacted with the Emperor aside from "See that spooky skeleton in the chair? Don't let anyone poke him."

>>52417376
Since it's units obscured by the model, there's rarely going to be a case where that extra bit of bulk is going to leave a squad of guardsmen seen where they would ordinarily not be.

>>52417414
/fit/shamed anon here.

I hammer curl 95 for 3x8.

>this thread
Wait where are do you only have fatfucks playing 40k? My local scene I'm the only fat bastard and everyone else is average. Yes I'm in the US.

>>52417433
One would assume. They probably get a fuckhueg history lesson too.

>>52417038
Infiltrate is useful but they're still hellishly expensive.

>>52417448
Got me feeling like a filthy casual, I have trouble at 50 for 3x10

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>>52417322
>Anything bigger is compensating.
>strain a muscle

T. lanklet who can't into proper form. I bet you think squatting 2pl8 is impressive as well.

>>52417422
SoB have 6++ save. That has to count for something?

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ITT: WE BALANCE THE TAU AND ELDAR CODEX'S

As a marine player, I'll offer the following as a sign of good faith.

I give up: All forms of grav.
All formations that give free models/units/upgrades as bonuses.
Any shenanigans that allow for better than 4+fnp.

>>52417422
>at range, sisters are good at flirting
>in a sexual fight, banshees win due to acrobatics and forcing the sister to munch her carpet

>>52417357

> Ork Codex
> Designed

>>52417483
Same, i do 60 at 3x10

>>52417506

eldar D weapons have gets hot, can inflict D wounds back to unit

>>52417506
Giving up White Scars is even still worth it for Tau nerfs

>>52417514
Its like SoB 6e or IA. I'm sure Ork codex along with the others was made by a bunch of unpaid interns.

>>52417473
That's going to be awkward when the Big E wakes up. "Ah, after ten thousand years it is good to see you again my dearest friends and companions. Constantin, Ra, and... uh...you..."

>>52417485
You completely missed the point. 35 is nothing for YOU. You're not actually working out, you're trying to rustle the fatties into trying. Then when they attempt to match your set they hurt themselves.

Besides anon is actually trying to get a game. Not as fun if he's all sweaty from a good set and the adrenaline makes his hands shake so hard he can't place his models.

>>52416904
get 2 more onagers at least and squad them separately(i bring 6 to 1850), swap at least one set of arquebus rangers for arc rifle vanguard, try taser sydonian dragoons instead of ballistarii (not necessary but my triple dragoons unit are some of the killiest models I have and you should try them). most of all practice, you really need to know skitarii like the back of your hand to play them effectively.

>>52417506
Riptide and up are 13/12/12 walkers and can't jump around like a toddler on a trampoline.

>>52417477
Yeah that's true, I've not had any issue with them really though. A sorcerer with the mindveil makes them pretty scary; 3d6 move ignoring terrain will get them where they need to be.

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Can you do base paint on top of base paint or will that look shitty?

Trying to do Abaddon Black on top of Mechanicus Grey

>>52417506
*ahem*
Riptides now have a 3+ save. Ion accelerator costs 20pts
Ghostkeels now cost 105pts, don’t come with drones base and must purchase them at 25pts each, and the ion raker costs 20pts
Broadsides upgrade to high yield missile pods costs 10pts
Stormsurges are opened topped superheavy walkers with 13/12/10 and 6 hull points.
Wall of mirrors allows units to redeploy 2d6” when targeted by shooting once per turn.
All rail weapons get lance. Heavy rail rifles may fire two shots at half range

Wraithknights now come with Suncannon/shield base, and cost 345 points. Changing the suncannon/shield to two Heavy Wraithcannons or sword/shield costs 50 points.
Only 1 in 3 Windrider Jetbikes may upgrade their weapons.
Wraithcannons count all results of 6 as a result of 5 on the Destroyer Table
D-Scythes also have a -1 on the d3 of the “solid hit” result of the Destroyer Table
Vehicles do not gain the +1 ws/bs in the Aspect Host or Dire Avenger Shrine formations
All Aspect Warriors’ “Aspect Ability” and “exarch ability” now cost 10 points per unit each.
All exarchs now cost 20 points

What's best on a squad of 5 sisters of silence; bolters, flamers or swords?
I'm mostly building them just because I have them but I might run them alongside some Guard/Inquisitor forces.

>>52417472
The United States is enormous. At least say which state.

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>>52417579
>you're just trying to rustle people for being fat

Yes welcome to /fit/, the board where if you feel ashamed you go the gym to cry through your muscles.

>complaining about people being too autistic to look up beginner programs

wew

>>52417275
Gotta carry 50lbs of models and books 3 miles to you GW.

What's a good ground force to take objectives that is fluffy to work with Inquisitors and Deathwatch?

>>52417150
I don't even play warmachine. I play 40k and Malifaux.

>>52417617
They're cheap for Bolters; but they're best set as swords.

>>52417376
>moldlines

>>52417506
I second >>52417610

But to add onto the Tau: Just remove any formation that has the giant suits in it at all.

Also, for Farsight, you get 1 crisis troop squad for every normal troop choice. Also, Vespid are troops.

>>52417671
Tempestus Scions as Inquisitorial Storm Troopers.

>>52417656
When I was younger, back in 3rd I would walk a kilometre in order to play a game. With my old metal army in its metal case because I grew in a third world country. Fancy plastic tool boxes where more expensive than the trusty metal box.

Almost everyone back then had huge bellies and bulgings arms.

I miss those days. Sun or rain was not an excuse

>>52417689
>But to add onto the Tau: Just remove any formation that has the giant suits in it at all.
oh yeah, purge riptide wing and ghostkeel wing. And stormsurges are no longer units

>>52417488
doesn't count for much. if you have to rely on a 6++ you might as well be dead. not to mention sisters aren't for cqc outside of celestine and hqs

>>52417671
Scions.

>>52417595
What do you usually put on the onagers?
Are infiltrators worth the point cost?

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>>52417506
But Tau is fine

>>52417617
I would say Flamers. Better for flushing out objectives and holding areas against assaults.

>>52417713
I literally live 3 miles from my local GW and walk there to play unless it's raining or too hot.

NAKED SISTERS OF BATTLE

>>52417739
Gotta get that icarus array bro.

>>52417725
Yeah, pretty much. Just remove the ability for all of them to squadron at all really. You want 3 Riptides? You take a CAD and spend all the elite slots on it. Hardly that limiting anyway.

>>52417746
No

>>52417346
>>52417414
>>52417483
>translate from American
>it's 22 ish kilograms
>my go-to weights are 25kg that aren't quite effortless but heavy enough to feel good after a set
>I'm a lazy out of shape shit who is apparently carrying around impressive amounts of latent strength from hard labour work half a decade ago
Those were the days though, being strong enough to pick up and throw furniture like superheroes and eat huge amounts of unhealthy shit because your energy requirements were 2-3 times higher than the average recommended intake.

>>52417606
Anyone?

I'm pretty new to painting.

>>52417725
Stormsurges should also be superheavy walkers instead of gargantuan creatures. Seeing as they are walkers which are super heavy as opposed to creatures of any kind.

>>52417766
You really want me to purchase 40 points in upgrades for each onager?

>>52417047
>Be 5'11, can ride from frankston to melbourne and not be fucked, enough fat on me to hide muscle definition.
>Am getting treated the same way a bodybuilder 4 inches taller than I am is, and you can probably see his muscle definition

It feels good man.

>>52417750
We used to play under the rain back in the day. Our tables where outside almost in an alleyway like street.

By the way we jus put umbrellas over the table. We ended soaking wet but we had our games.

New players are rather pussy. "Store is too crowded" "it is raining" "I don't have a car"

Mother fuckers you pick up your shit and go to play. You actually have places to play now. We had to carry the damn boards and planks from storage place 4 blocks down the street from store in order to play.

"But I might get mugged on my way there" well you fucking rob them back! You sissy bitches!

>>52417833
Do you want to get dicked by any list with a flyer or FMC or do you want the best AA unit in the game?

>>52417220
>Curling kettlebells when I have a fucking 7k sisters of battle army made up of horde infantry with exorcist support

help

>>52417864
Okay that's some ghetto shit.

>>52417902
Pace yourself, the Sisters army case is for deadlifts.

>>52417864
damn, i didn't know that playing 40k could be this hardcore

>>52417857
The old classic nerd Battle dwarf.

>>52417895
>best AA in the game
>not an Aegis Quad Gun

Oh wait, it's a fortification. Carry on.

>>52417330
My dick

>>52417827
Stormsurges being walkers makes too much sense, even by GW's usual standards. The whole explanation behind MCs for them and Eldar is that they were agile compared to clunky Imperial walkers. However, the Stormsurge is basically designed to be clunky.

It even has 2 pilots.

Being an open-topped knight in regards to armor and hullpoints is entirely fair. If anything, I'd say to give it Slow and Purposeful while they're at it.

>>52417606
Yeah, you'll be fine as long as you thin properly. You just won't get much, if any, of the color underneath showing through. GW bases usually have a high pigment count.

And as a tip, pure black or white generally don't look amazing on models outside of picking small details. Nothing in real life is perfectly white or black so it looks unnatural.

>>52417939
The biggest problem for the Quad Gun is that you can pick it off fairly easily with shooting. Unlike Artillery unit types, you can't use the operating squad as ablative wounds, the gun counts as its own unit.

>>52417827
see
>>52417610, which is also me

>>52417739
I put Neutron lasers and the extra heavy stubber on them. that's 120pts/model. the manipulator isn't worth it, it's way too expensive and iwnd isn't great on three wound models.

sometimes if I want to save costs I'll keep the eradication beamer on em. There's not a lot of fliers in my local meta but I sometimes bring one and only one icarus array onager, solo, if I'm playing the nids guy.

Infiltrators are highly situational. they'll all die really quick your first game with them but they're very good if you keep them hidden and try to make your opponent forget about them.

>>52417926
>>52417922
Nah just third world country.

Being a fat weak fuck was not an option back then.

We had a fight with a group of evangelist when the fuckers took out the tg related books we had in the public library. The suckers started burning them.

That was a fun fight. Me knee is still fucked up from that day. On the flip side I know when it is going to rain because it hurts like a bitch a few days before it happens.

In a week I have a tourney, this is about as good as it gets for Orkz atm I figure

Unless one of you fags have a better idea? The Bikerz are troops btw, that's how I'm getting away with that.

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>>52418066
shit I forgot my picture

>>52418006
Still as hard to kill as a Thunderfire Cannon. 3+ armor, 4+ cover (it's behind the line, isn't it?) T7 W2 and fearless. Just hard enough to kill that it takes anti tank guns, and those are AT guns going somewhere other than your tanks.

>>52417895
Dawg how can you find yourself needing more than like 2 icarus arrays?
Are you implying I'm ever going to be up against Necron flyer spam?

>>52417047
The insecurity they feel is the same insecurity that makes you mad when you see your girl talking to another dude at a party. I wouldn't read too much into it, dudes are just super competitive.

>>52418102
6 doomscythes, 4 flyrants.

These are real armies my bros use in friendly games.

>>52418066
>>52418095
Trade out one of the warbosses for a Big Mek on bike with Kustom Force Field, also get a lucky stikk on either the warboss or big mek.

Swap bikes around to get a full unit of 15, then make a biker "deffstar"

Have the smaller units of bikes just be objective grabbers, avoid fights with them. Abuse the fact that you have ObSec on bikes.

And don't forget your free scout move for starting Zhadsnark attached to a unit.

>>52418095
that's not actually too bad desu...

>>52417971
I could understand the Eldar, but even their other Titans have Armour Values.

>>52418143
Oh and there's the 4 dreadknight guy but that's not related to icarus arrays.

>>52418002
I'm actually trying to go for a bit of an unnatural look, but I think I might just order a pot of Skavenblight Dinge or Eshin Grey so more of the color underneath comes out like you said.

Thank you for your help!

>>52417682
>>52417748

Thanks, I'll give it a think.

>>52417739
Infiltrators are worth it if you can work them properly. Flechette Blaster + Taser Goads allows them to take all comers as you bury shit in dice, and you can fuck with people by using Protocols alongside the Aura to make your opponent hit on 5+. Dunestrider + Infiltrate + Stealth makes it pretty easy to cover hop and get them into combat, provided you manoeuvre them well to avoid getting shot into oblivion.

They fill a very similar niche as Assault Marines, albeit slower. Stealth makes their life getting across the table easier, though, despite their more fragile statline.

>>52418133
> insecurity that makes you mad when you see your girl talking to another dude at a party
What kind of strange maymay is this? People are really doing that?

>>52418352
Not everyone, just 90% of the male population

>can't buy hydra gauntlets on ebay
>only option is buying them in overpriced lots
>get shitload of sharsnet/impailers for cheaper than one gauntlet

I guess I'm doing preferred enemy for my wyches. The net and spear looks better anyway, and since wyches suck, that's all that matters.

Are rail rifle Broadsides at least ok? I want to run them in an allied detachment for my Orks (my fluff for my boyz is they're mercs that were recently hired to fight 'Nids for the Tau) for friendly matches (where we ignore the ally chart and such) and they are my favorite looking model in the game.

>>52417671
Red Hunters Scouts.

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>>52417939

>>52418452
They're alright. The big downside they have is having only a single shot at BS 3. I've seen a lot of games where they'll struggle to do work due to low volume of fire. Markerlight support helps that a lot though.

Still, it isn't a bad unit by any stretch.

>>52418499
Holy shit that's evil.

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>>52418350
>>52418143
>>52418015
Am I getting warmer? Colder?

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>>52418446
Just call them whatever you want. Nobody knows the difference between the special weapons, just say anyone with a special melee weapon uses hydra gauntlet profile.

>>using wyches
Neato. Show me your list. Im just curious.

>>52418499
I actually read "Traktor Krannon". I was wondering what the actual Crimson fuck was this.

How do you feel about using the Daemonic Adversaries rules against my Grey Knights?

Would you want to?
Why or why not?

>>52418572

Is there any particular reason you aren't using / anyone recommended any Secutarii (Peltasts or Hoplites)?

I'm waiting for 8th edition to drop before I start buying Skitarii but those two units seem pretty damn good.

>>52417047
/fitbro checking in.

I know those feels anon. I know those feels too well.

If i go to play some pnp or 40k (lgs is quite large and has game nights till 2am on the weekends) there are three kinds of people. The first don't care and treat you like a person. The second are either that guy or become that guy and find a way to be terse, exclusionary, snobby, rude, and / or power-gamey even if they otherwise have a decent reputation. It's like what the fuck did I do to you? The third, and smallest group, while not being fit, kind of fall into the first group but will show interest in getting fit and ask questions about getting in shape.

Also, ugly or cute, fat or trim, every girl at the place has a weird way of trying to make their presence known to you. It's embarrassing. I just want to play some 40k.

t. Imperial Fists playing ranger

I have a female friend who is being harassed at the local gaming club when she goes to play 40k.

How do you deal with problems like that?

>>52418654
I can already table you reliably by turn 4
Do you want to get table by turn 2?

>>52418654
The 3++ save for my Tyranid HQ is nice, but not very fluffy. The bonuses for my Chaos Marines are nice, but not really something needed to justify those two fighting.

Ideally, I would want to use it with Deldar to make an actual Chaos Eldar force, but that's really narrow and not worth building an army around in hopes of playing one particular faction.

>>52418680
Forge world units

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>>52418717
I've never had this problem so all I can say is talk to others to clamp down on this bullshit?

>>52418717
Is your store filled with 12 years old or just the USA where people forgot how to be functional humans?

>>52418654
Imo good to use to justify fighting orks, eldar, any imperial faction, tau. I wouldn't use it on chaos marines. Just unnecessary.

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>>52418765
What are you, an SJW?

>>52418709
Jesus I fucking feel this. Every girl that comes in with their BF always ends up trying to get my attention. It's nice for a while and then gets stale super quick.

Also great army taste. I'm starting Fists alongside my Custodes for Siege Of Terra goodness.

>>52418717
Harassed how? Remind the manager she gets free models if she gets groped.

>>52418680
Peltasts look really good. They can make the knight shrouded for a turn they don't shoot and look to be THE answer in the army for wraithknights/riptides.
Are they even legal to use?

>>52418874
The guideline is that the grope compensation should have at least a $40 value.

>>52418832
Nah someone tired of retarded faggots.
"Gril in store wat do?"

I can't even understand why would it be an issue in the first place. You are playing game that requiere social interaction you can't be that incompetent at it.

>>52418717
Tell her to stay the fuck away from my hobby

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Looking for a fun and thematic Custodes army setup.

How's this look?

>>52418565
>>52418499
You still have to hit with it. They're only BS3

>>52418717
either you get a manager to tell the dude to fuck off or you get the entire group to come together and tell the dude to fuck off.

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>>52418599

Yea, maybe I could do that. There's some gnarly looking wych weapons anyway. As long as it's consistent I guess.

As for the list, I'm still assembling/painting everything, but I'm shooting for something like this. I have a venom, and I want to include a unit of Incubi for the succubus, but I don't have any Incubi yet.

I'm not expecting this list to accomplish much.

>>52418912
I think it's a more general thing; their group is comfortable with eachother but they don't usually get grils so maybe so they feel weird when one joins them.

>>52418952
Not sure why the Custodes are Elites; they should be Troops.

>>52418963
I'd give you 5 command points for this.

>>52418977
T-thanks

W-where's my super fluffy bucket of rules for my fluffy list?

>>52418970
Or maybe they talk to her like they talk to each other and the fact that she has a vagina makes her get offended at everything.

>>52418958
They're only 30 points and can be taken in units of 5.

>>52418909
This only applies if the grope goes underneath the underwear of the groped party. Regular groping is normal and expected.

>>52419025
Coming soon.

Hey /tg/ what about this list for my CSM ? My meta has both very fluffy take it cool players with horde nids or 20+ terminators and fucktards who play ravenwing/taudariptides/tetrad and stuff
>How fucked are bro-tier shit list but fun dudes against me ?
>How fucked am I against WAACfags ?

The plan here is to be able to run a chaospawn deathstar with the lord and sorcs in it against waacfags with invisi/endurance and shit OR roll witchfires and fun powers on the sorcerers and have a fun game (shooting with horrors and such). I want to be able both to not get tabled by WAACbro and give FluffBro a fun game while not having to do shit like "I don't shoot with this unit this turn because else I can impair your army really hard and so itt would not be fun". I feel like this list can do both, what do you think ?

>>52419025
There are none. All of the rules for the model are on the warscroll, there are no other rules for units.

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>>52419066
Actually better if I post the list alongside it

>>52419066
That's an amazing list you got there.

>>52419041
Maybe, but when I was in highschool I was friends with a few girls that acted weird around me, like one liked to grab my butt a lot. I think it's just a part of "growing up" where people have to hang out with the opposite sex more to not be weirdos.

And yeah, a lot of people are way too fucking sensitive too.

>>52418963
Cool, dude. I won't pretend to know anything about playing deldar but this looks fun to play. Ive always wanted to fight a wych cult.

Anyone else mix in a tiny bit of their own semen when painting slaanesh models?

>>52419094
>helbutte
The worst unit ever, is it a tax for the warband? I forget.

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>>52418717
Oh look, /pol/'s back.

>>52419152
Nah, it isnt. Actually this is just there for two reasons
-It's a running joke with my friend who runs horde nids, as he used to think it was OP as hell and was making a fuss about it until he played it. Also I really like the model.
-We have 2 guys who have a hard on for terminator armor. He's my "YOU NO DEEPSTRIKE ON MY HAVOC" insurance

I know just how bad he is, but I still like to field him :)

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>>52419147
>>he thickens his paints.
What an idiot.

>>52419198
>not drinking your paint water to gain it's power

>>52419041
Well if the male and female population of your local area have this level of social incompetence please do humanity a favour and neck yourself.

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>>52419198
but i never left

>>52419201
Show me a picture of your waddly friend.

>>52419094
Looks really fun to play against.

Normally I'd say no flakk havocs but you don't have much else you could take instead that could do anti air anyway (other than some sorceries)

Iron warriors might be better for your Decurion so that you can give the Lord the Fleshmetal Exoskeleton and all your dudes stubborn/FnP 6+.

I can't speak much for the Night Lords Fear thing, the main issue with Fear in general is that on the units it affects, with the exception of Eldar and the unmarked Legions, it usually doesn't matter; there are so many fearless/ATSKNF units in the game that generally the only thing you'll cause fear on is guardsmen and firewarriors, both of which have access to leaders/buffs that make them fearless.

So yeah, all I'd recommend would be to switch to Iron Warriors and take the Fleshmetal Exoskeleton instead of the stormbolt plate. Your Havocs will get Tank Hunters too, which might make it better to take autocannons.

>>52419216
It was amazing plan but then I made mistake of buying "cancer grey" and drank it.

>>52419117
Not gonna lie, men and women act differently whenever the opposite sex is around.

Some guys go into flirt mode, others turn into wannabe alpha males who act tougher than they ever normally would, some get jealous or upset and act abusive or domineering. All this on top if a whole host of other ways to behave.

Women are the same, they just have different behavior patterns.

It may sound autistic, but it can be difficult to treat a girl with respect when she displays stereotypical, disruptive "Queen bee" behavior.

>>52418756
Is that a problem at most lgs?

>>52419201
>It's a running joke with my friend who runs horde nids
the helbrute is amazing against hordes if you equip him with double power fists and heavy flamers
well it's amazing on the offense, it will still die like a bitch from the first bit of return fire

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Vertical tables when

>>52419340
Only poorfags care about FW enough to bitch.

FW might had been broken back in 3rd-4th, but today they are mostly overcosted and overpriced crap.

>>52419362
That's a freaking cool idea

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Holy fuck I love peltasts but this list seems so bad
I love the idea of a unit of 20 with misfortune

>>52419287
I actually prefer Night Lords for the nat 2+ jink on the Chaos Lord (I play around him, he's modeled as Zakk Wylde), free nightfighting (there's almost only shooting armies around) and +1 cover, and also the super useful "reroll all failed charges" shit. I don't use fear at all. The havocs actually don't have anti-air, but that's ok because there ain't many flyers around
But yeah, IW looks good aswell, especially for the havocs, have you tried it on a similar list ?
>>52419351
I run him barebones against him, and he has gained the title "HavocKeeper" so long ago I don't even know how to play it anymore

>>52419138

I've always wanted to run a wych cult. The problem is that wyches really aren't that good. Like, at all.

WS4 S/T3 I6 6+ with a 4++ in melee and are 10ppm. They have combat drugs, but half of them are worthless. What the shit is +1I going to do for a model with I6? With a decent drug roll and a 4th turn charge when they have furious charge and feel no pain from power from pain, they might feel like a dedicated melee unit.

Still, oh well. The leader gets a Haywire grenade and a 4+ poison power sword at least. If I soften them up from afar first, maybe they'll do fine if I work a hammer/anvil with the Reavers.

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>>52419310
Oh yeah, I know what you mean; women CAN be bossy (male equivalent would be """alpha"""). I think it depends on how much self confidence someone has; the more confident they are the less they act bossy, etc.

>>52419362
Only thing stopping you is taking the time to build it, anon. I've seen a few pics of that on a smaller (vertical at least - the tables were still fucking huge) scale on some Games Day tables. If I remember right, they had a WHFB table where the Skaven were coming up through an underground sewer system built into the side of the table, under the city on top of the table and lighted with green LEDs. I've always wanted to play a game on a more vertical level like that.

>>52419448
Wyches are essentially hormagaunts.

>>52419043
and you can buy ammo grots for a single reroll. but if that one shot matters...

>>52419472
They're actually better than hormagaunts. They're a little slower though and more expensive.

>>52419362
Vertical tables look cool, and seem like fun.

In reality they fucking suck to play on. Imagine trying to move and measure to a model down in the center of that rig.

>>52419424
I tried a list once with IW against Tau that was a bit similar, but it was a Warband+Fist of the Gods.

I had Autocannon and Missile Havocs and a Bike Lord with the Fleshmetal Exoskeleton.

I rolled the 4+ FnP warlord trait and basically had a budget smash fucker that ended up punching his Stormsurge to death.

The 6+ FnP mainly helped when they got shot at by lighter guns, but Stubborn was the real MVP; I gave 0 ground during the game because of it.

>>52419514
they can also shoot poison

>>52419198
I browse /pol/ and /tg/ almost exclusively at this point, yes your boogeyman is real, deal with it tbqhfam

>>52419472

In a sense, I guess. Except without the fleet, poison, bounding leap, ect. We do get the chance for +1WS/S/T/A/I/Ld and will get FnP, and eventually furious Charge.

>>52419514

That, too. 10ppm is a lot for their performance. It would be cool if they had rules to reflect their arena performance for mother units.

>>52419544
Eh

>>52417387
>It is retarded that the Emperor's elite bodyguards should be able to reproduce without the supreme ruler of the galaxy wasting time on literally every one of them.

What.

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>>52419557
>your boogeyman is real

oh lawd

Can someone give me a list of points on why orks are bad? My friend insists they are god's given gif to the earth

>>52419712
gift*

>>52419712
Let him believe it, I'm not gonna give you a list of points to tear down his confidence in his army

>>52419705
>modern revolver

Immersion ruined.

>>52419712
- Almost everything is overcosted
- Lack of wargear options
- Most units aren't only overcosted, but also shit
- Almost complete lack of ap1 or 2
- Main source of AP2 is Power Klaws
- Shit special rules that make mediocre units shittier
- Rules writer is either retard or hates orks:
>"Nobs in a 'naut"
>"Flash Gitz are a premier shooting unit"
>I2
>BS2

>>52419755
He pisses me off though. He is convinced his stompa can wreck my three renegade knights

I bought some Delta brushes yesterday, as my last one died and I didn't wanna spend 20 dollarydoos on a Citadel one.

Any idea if they're any good?

>>52419833
>2001 points
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>52419833
>2001

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>>52419833
>2001

>>52419803
>wats a stubgun

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>>52419705
>Make Cadians actually look a bit neat.
>Main protag is an edgy teen.

>>52419833
>2001pts

Bait.

>>52419712
About 50% of their units don't work or even make sense from a design perspective. The units that do work are mediocre, costs are inexplicably high relative to capabilities.

The same basic shit that's wrong with tyranids but less severe.

>>52419829
Then how about you just play him and show him how shitty Orks are as you table him turn 2?

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>>52419852
>>52419864
>>52419872
>>52419895
ok fuck you guys
now tell me what you actually think about them

>>52414683

OK, it took a few hours, but here's my notes on that ork homebrew codex:

https://pastebin.com/ddaGk37Q

>>52419829
So do a 2000 point game and watch him get tabled.

>>52419925
>1 point under
5/10, challenge yourself.

>>52416949
>>52417068
Any unit that previously was not in line of sight of any unit benefiting from Space Rangers' CT now gives rending to any Space Rangers' unit that fires/assaults it. This can only be applied once per enemy unit per game.

To boldly slaughter where none have gone before

>>52416939
Actually pretty good & based on lore rather than Cruddace's extra-chromosome hack job.

>>52419653
Oh, my sweet summer child.

Space 0din actually responded on a >>reddit thread detailing all the faults & failings of the latest Ork abortion from GW. He's a sperg but he wasn't wrong about it.

>>52419944
Also, forgot to say, your Mob Rule is functional, but not elegant. I dislike counting wounds instead or models and the all-or-nothing approach seems clumsy. On the other hand, it's simple and it isn't totally shit, so a huge improvement on the current one.

>>52419992
Which? the flyer?

I actually really like his rants.

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>>52419448
Oh yeah. They're awful. They're super cool though and fun if they ever actually get in combat. It's too bad they don't get more haywire anymore. Not that that would help them survive the journey to melee, but still. Maybe 8th will give them faster movement or something.

Do you think you have enough anti armor?

>>52417047
>tfw no /fit/ friend to sperg out about 40K with

Hell I don't even have anyone to play 40K with actually, but in my experience /fit/ guys are usually pretty chill.

>>52420031
I'll play with you, friend.

Just come to bumfuck west texas

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>>52419705

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>>52419888
>Not realising this is just Your First Dark Heresy Group: The Game
>Edgy teen, serious shoot man and 'i roll to seduce' player

>>52418871
Yeah man. I first started fists because I thought they're ultras without that superiority complex bullshit. Then their chapter tactics are great. Then their 30k legion rules are amazing.

At first glance they look like a shooting legion with disciplined fire and tank hunters, but man they rock in assault too.

Their templars are one of the very best loyalist assault units and they have some of the best terminators available to anyone. Storm shield sporting, assault cannon wielding, teleporting fucking terminators.

I know people think phalanx warders are garbage but I've had amazing luck with them once i figured them out. Don't use them proactively the way you would termites, templars, vets, or support squads. Use them reactively. I make them expensive by loading them up with power axes, but combine that with their bolt pistol shots before chariging and hammer of wrath attacks for shield charge, you get a decent amount of "attacks" in before combat has even started. They also effectively have toughness 5 and so are immune to a lot of Id. Give em an apothecary and use them to rescue units from assaults you don't want them to be in.

>>52419925
Need a melta and combi bolter on that aspiring champion :^)

The list looks alright though.

>>52419925
Looks decent, but could probably use a bit more AA

>>52419586
Their save while in combat is very cool, but I think rather than giving them armor, invuln, or cover I feel like a bs penalty to shooters would better represent their flippy agile nature.

>>52420042
I live smack in the middle of the US. If I was closer I probably would. Do you have any other armies besides Custodes?

>>52420053
>Your First Dark Heresy Group
oh you mean
>me as Shooty McGuardface
>that guy as the retarded ratman scum
>the homebrew commissar that is totally not overpowered™
>and Jumpy the assassin that broke both his legs when jumping out of a 3rd floor window (or maybe 4th floor)

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>>52420098
I am not the one you are replying to, actually am fellow IF player. I really want to get into 30k but no one plays them here, I make sure to paint all my models in a 30k theme.

>>52418871
I am single so hopefully I avoid this trope, but what things should I try to avoid when playing at a LGS to not come off as that annoying chick? I am new, so I will probably be asking for rules clarification and advice; is that seen as attention seeking?

In other news, can /40kg/ help me out a bit with this 1250 point list? I have two real questions, one is: Since I have to charge the target I shoot with the bike squad, what kind of targets should I be going for? They have the melta/grav to damage higher armor, but in the melee they will only have two uses of melta bombs to do anything really.

2nd question, I have 15 points left what should I dump them in? I considered dozer blades or storm bolters x3 for my rhinos

>>52420147
I am a noob, I only have an IF army. I just recently bought the custodes/sisters box for the land raider/rhino but they are still in the box

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>>52420211
This is the 1250 point list I have that isn't a formation, I think it has too many points vested in the deathball

So what's the best "small point game mode", HoR Kill Team, regular Kill Team or Combat Patrol?

Is there any other sub-500 point game modes that I'm unaware of?

>>52419841
Citadel brushes are legit that expensive?

That's almost as much as an art brush handmade out of the fur of an animal that was beaten to death by a toothless Eastern European.

>>52419418
henlo

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How's my list? I tried to make it fluffy, but is it too WAAC?

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Howdy /tg/

I have found myself with a block of free time after a while of being inactive and I want to start playing again.

I want to run a Sisters of Battle/Scions list in a fluffy, attack dogs of the church sort of way, I am going out of my way (and my mind) to find some Sabaat pattern helmets to put on these Dream-forge models. I've seen a few people do the sisters conversion with them which look quite good but I was thinking of using their Jaegers as Scion stand ins. I'm looking for opinions on if that's acceptable. Pic related is what I'd be using as a stand in for a hellgun/scion trooper with a basic loadout. I am on the fence considering how comically large that rifle looks in the models hands let alone what a plasma or melta would look like.

>>52420383
Only their 'Artificer' brushes are that expensive, and iirc they're made by Kolinsky.

>>52420357
>HoR Kill Team

Better for campaigns, may require more than one box

>regular Kill Team

Better for fast games, simpler and generally requires one box

>Combat Patrol

Totally different than the other two, if you have an army and want to play 500pts then CP is the best option.

There's also Strike Forces but its for 30k and is better if you have a campaign in mind and Shadow War looks fun but that comes out next week.

>>52420211
>two uses
One, unless the Chaplain isn't attached

Don't feel obliged to charge anything though. It can be useful if the enemy unit is severely depleted and you want to finish them off, or occasionally if you can be sure the combat will last through your turn and theirs and no longer, so you can effectively hide from enemy shooting for a turn and then move back into action on yours.

>>52420357
I'd say Heralds of Ruin killteam, personally. There's more variety of models and interesting things you can take, and you're not as restricted with having to take full units.

The only thing I like from regular kill team is the idea of specialists to upgrade your models. Helps personalize them more.

Haven't tried out combat patrol.

>>52420437
Are we talking about citadel brushes or those hand made art brushes?

>>52420403
I'm pretty sure if you cut that little muzzle and scope off the end, that gun could pass for a Melta pretty well.

>>52420455
I didn't realize I'd have to use them both at once if he was attached.

I feel like if I am not in melee, then I am wasting the points of the chaplain. But I can see what you are talking about.

>>52420398
>no rapier lasers
Nah it's good

Just got the triumvirate. What should I run them with? My game store already has some an IG player, so I was thinking mechanicus, or maybe space vamps

>>52420383
That's what I paid for an s layer brush, yeah.
That and a can of imperial black primer cost me AU$50.

Looking at the website I got overcharged, though, as it says $11.

>>52417302
I know double digits of that overlap in Bris.

>>52417180
t. /pol/

>>52417047
Tell people that it's because you have a pewter thunderhawk at home.

>>52420020

Yea, I'm really hoping 8th helps, but wyches are only hurt by charging units attacking first. Looking at witch elves in AoS, their gimmick is getting extra combat steps, so maybe that? Hard to say though because they're not really the same. One are Khaine cultists and one are arena fighters.

>anti armor?

I was worried about that, too. Taking Lances on the raiders won't help because they'll be jinking/boosting, but I'm hoping the Reavers and the trueborn can take out anything problematic. I can also throw out some Haywires to finish things if needed.

I have a box of scourges, too, though I don't have the bits for the haywire blasters.

>>52420484
Citadel.

>>52420125

That would be pretty cool, actually and makes them distinct from PS stealers, though Marines with bolters would still murder.

>>52420529
Great; I though about dropping the earthshakers since the backline is getting a bit crowded and going for blobs of marines and maybe some more guns with pinning.

>>52420579
Is it possible to make an all wych cult ynnari list? I wonder if the trashfire wyches would balance the unacceptable cheddary power of soulburst into a normal, mid tier list.

>>52419712
lack of invuls
overcosted
joke npc race

>>52420533
you'll have to be more specific about quick character set you mean

>>52420636
Marines are dogshit but do you.

>>52420451
Combat Patrol
400-500 points
1 HQ
0-1 Elite
1-4 Troops
0-1 Fast
0-1 Heavy

No vehicle can have armour value greater than 33. F+S+R
No +2 saves
No models with more than 2W

HP was not a thing back then, but you can safely add no more than 3.

It was awesome.

>>52420517
>both at once
Not quite sure what you meant by that/if you got what I meant, but only one model per unit can use a grenade in melee, so unless the chaplain isn't attached (ie not a part of the unit) you'll be making one meltabomb attack.

Also yeah, you kinda are wasting the chaplain if he's not in melee, but you're also kinda wasting the bike squad if they're tied up in melee and not shooting. You could make them work together but you gotta be extremely to not get bogged down in a multi-turn fight, so avoid big squads of weak chaff units.

As for your other questions
>>52420211
>is that seen as attention seeking
Likely not, although it mostly depends on how you ask for the help rather than asking for help itself. It's kinda hard to be attention seeking without at least some awareness of it, so if you don't think you are you probably aren't.

And I have no clue what you could spend those points on. Can your bike squad take another special weapon? You could maybe drop the meltabombs from the chaplain (since he has s8 from his powerfist, and the bike sergeant can make the single meltabomb attack allowed) and see if 20 points is easier to spend.

>>52420636
>runs blobs of marines
>instead of blobs of cultists or zombies
>complains about CSM being shit

CSMfags

>>52420211
Play the game, talk what you like about it. Please no squealing, I've honestly dropped a model out of surprise it was so unexpected.

>>52420644

Not at all. They lose FnP without gaining any combat stopping or staying power.

>>52420670
Current rules are actually 0-1 HQ to also let Skitarii run the CAD.

>>52417346

/fitbro checking back in

I curl 65 dumbbells for reps though. Trust me, you get to a point where you think "ah man, if I could curl 40 for reps, I'd have made it".. then it's 50, then 65, and you end up warming up with 35-40lbs. Then you watch a really skinny kid who used to be you, but didn't read or watch anything before starting, throwing their whole body into curling 25lbs and think "should i break the social contract and let him know he's not helping himself, or should I just leave it".

The same goes for shrugs. Started off at 40 in each hand, not I'm at 110.

It seems like a lot, but when you get there, it really doesn't seem that way anymore. I can't account for it succinctly, but it's just the way it goes.

>>52420658
the triumvirate of the imperium with the living taint, lawl, and gayfox

>>52420683
I see, would it be better to take a captain on a bike instead?

I didn't know if a PF was good enough for anti armor, since it doesn't have armorbane like a chain fist.

I will dink around with a biker captain instead and see what I can do. I just assumed biker squads were supposed to abuse relentless so that they could charge.

>>52420803
>squealing
Anyone who does that deserves to have their labia fused together. This does not exclude men who do it, because if they do they have a vagina by default.

>come into thread
>full of /fi/t/g/uys
Much better than /pol/acks, I suppose.

>>52420659
Stubborn, MEQ, FnP 6+ in 20 man units with 2 special weapons supported by lots of pinning artillery ought to work wonders.

I might try Nurgle marines instead.

>>52420831
I think you should break the social contract and tell the skinny kid always

t. skinny kid who's not ever entirely sure he's ever going about lifting the right way

>>52420687
>Using cultists ever

Who's complaining, anyway? I'm just trying to make a fun list.

>>52420854
It's like we are having a cultural exchange program, last week was /pol/ this week is /fit/. I wonder what possibilities the future holds?

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This is the perfect Ork list, it can defeat anything!

>>52420832
judging by your nicknames for the characters i would go blood angels, you'll get more childish giggles like that

>>52420615
Well, they are basically the most important part of a balanced breakfast for a bolter squad, I suppose. IMO wyches are best at fighting other melee units and heavy ranged infantry with low shot output.

>http://imgur.com/a/7FVNg
Is this what you guys think 8th edition will look like? Seems pretty good.

>>52420929
Hey kid, wanna get some /R9K/ up in ya?

>>52420836
I think a captain might actually be worse. The buffs from a chaplain mean that the bike squad can be used in melee, the issue is just ensuring that you're shooting again in your next shooting phase, and the solution to that issue is to be very discerning with what and and when you charge.

>>52420955
That place makes a shut in like myself feel like a social superstar. I will never understand them and their obsession on virginity in their 20's, tfw no gf threads, and all the fucking weird shit.

>>52420929
Can't wait for /o/ to come over. I'm sure their exchanges about the cars of the 40th millennium will be interesting. /u/ is having a perma-stay since Grayfax and Celestine came out anyway.

>>52420955
>implying most fa/tg/uys aren't autists already.

/r/4chan will eat up the stories about tards raging out about dice rolls and then crushing minis, winding up with their parents buying them "tendies" because they finally got out and socialized, though.

>>52420972
Too bad I can't take a librarian isn't it.

Maybe I shouldn't use a formation at 1250 points?

>>52420976
I'm afraid I don't know what those boards are. But I look forward to that (spoiler I don't know how to do) cultural enrichment

>>52420893
I know this is way off topic, but yeah man, I'll do that next time.

It's tough because more often than not, they've gone to heavy for themselves, and telling them to drop a little weight could be an ego buster for some.

So you know, it took me about 3 years to go from skinny-fat 180lbs at 6'4" to 235 at about 8% bf. It took a ton of work and I really had to commit to the right diets, for both bulking and cutting. Anyone who tells you a 12 week program or whatever will get you there is trying to sell you something.

>>52420954
I feel like some of that is for the skirmish nature of the game. Going back to BS penalties rather than cover saves would be a nice change though.

>>52420954
Shadow war armageddon literally uses 2e's rules. They even said as much.

8e's most likely not going to be like it. It may borrow tangentially from it, but not in any significant capacity.

>>52420955
I have enough with my own depression thank you. I do not need beta cucks bitching.

>>52420878
Too many points. Marines are god awful compared to the actual chaff that both your lists provide. Marines are literally ONLY EVER worth taking MSU in rhinos and that's because they're compulsory. There's too much that disregards the meager survivability you have in comparison to more numbers.
On one hand you have a blob of 20 marines at minimum 300 points with VotLW
On the other hand you can get 100 plague zombies with fearless and a 4++ for that cost.
More bodies, more units>slightly more survivable single unit

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What are you working on today /40kg/?

Skitarii troops for me, progress is slow but sure

>>52420998
tell me old one, was the melee in 2nd glorious?

>>52420954
Not a huge fan of how the strength effects armor save.

I'd rather weapons have a stat built in instead of AP. Like Sigmar's rend.

With this most of the stuff in the game will be at a -1 armor save. Because Bolters and Space Marine melee.

>>52421022
not him, but 2nd edition melee was... interesting. Lightning claw terminators were absolute monsters.

As a funny aside, anyone remember schmucks equipping Baharoth with vortex grenades in 2nd?

>>52421005
Assembling a Chaos Rhino. I managed to get a Havoc Launcher situated on it like a Razorback turret. I'm trying to figure out if I want to use the standard Dirge Caster or cobble together something else for it before I start painting.

>>52417047
We have a guy like that at our store. He gets teased for being too normie. The store's chubby tranny teased him a lot about it and flirted hard with him, so did the other few girls

The tranny beat out the other girls and got the bodybuilder to have sex

>>52421003
Marines get actual meaningful weapons though and VotLW for free with legions on top of whatever legion bonus.

>>52421042
The strength is for melee only, and weapons do have a save mod stat built in, check the last image in the album.

>>52421005
Nothing, I have my Not! SoB Gathering Stuff on them.

Between work, university and family there is little time for that. Maybe in June I'll have time again.
Thanks GW for the fucking slowest shipping in history! 5 months! 5 fucking months.

How long does forge world take to send you an email with tracking info?

>>52421064
Eh, a fun time is a fun time. Besides, I bet the tran promised no baggage and just wanted to get wrecked that night.

>>52420989
Follow your heart anon, if you want formations you can have formations

>>52417376
Sort of, but Ogryns and Bullgryns are really bad, so no one will care.

Man I am jealous of that Bullgryn, it looks fucking sick. Make sure to grab a Priest and maybe some Psykers to back them up.

>>52421005
Also worked on my Skitarii guns today and primed+undercoated my Kastelan robots. Still no idea how exactly to paint their different sections. Probably gonna do one kneecap and the opposite shoulder in blue and the others in red and mirror that for the other Kastelan. Still gotta figure out what to do with their visor, though. Might just go for a clear black one.

>>52421087
To be honest, the point still stands. Marine melee is S4 and bolters have a -1 save modifier

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>>52421005
I'll be working on my friend's Guilliman later today. I get to shade the gold and do the small details now.
I'm playing the new WoW patch.

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I feel this is more viable in 1500pts than it looks at first glance. I mean, each Eversor is capable of killing or badly mauling any unit in the game other than deathstars, and has a good chance of taking even MEQ with him when he does.

All of them have melta bombs and roll 3d6 to charge.

There's 11 assassins there. How many seperate units does you average 1500pts list actually have?

Obviously getting first turn would be quite important.

>>52421005
Adding bayonets to my shotgun troopers because why the fuck not?

>>52421078
>implying your special weapons will be on the table long enough to matter
>implying you're not nerfing yourself regarding range unless you put your special weapons in danger
MoN and Night Lords are the only legions worth the effort with CSM blobs.
Death Guard Vectorium makes them more attractive than other options but it's just such a bad idea.

>>52421022
it was the most time consuming part of the game

cinematic, but tedious when dealing with units

>>52421102
I agree. I just found it surprising because he's all swole and handsome and some of the girls are pretty nice looking, so you'd assume he would go for them. I think they both wanted a no baggage situation, but from what I heard from my buddy he's the one hooked on the tranny.

>>52421164
Is it any good? I've been busy with work all day and now I'm too tired to actually play it.

>tfw every other class got at least two pages of changes and warriors only got a single line of text about charge and intervene

>>52421089
you're the guy that ordered some stuff back in November right? geez, that really sucks. only time i had to wait on an order for a few months is ordering from overseas. i got a russian daemon prince within 3 months

>>52421200
So far I haven't been bored. There's always something to do. It might not help that I'm playing the new patch on a fresh 110 alt, though.

>>52421087
>strength is for melee
>chronos is strength 5
>no longer ap2
>force staff becomes the best force weapon over night
>walkers no longer need melee weapons to fight well in melee
>IG sentinel squads in purticular
>blood angels and khorne marines destroy armour saves in the charge

What else?

>>52421042
WEapons do have a stat built in instead of AP, the save modifier. Strength affecting saves is for close combat, it represents things with superhuman strength being able to poke holes in armor more easily than a normal human.

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>>52421164
That sword turned out great. I'm excited to work on mine now.
>>52421005
I'm gonna finish this fellow then work on my frag cannon dudes.

>>52421173
>no ap2
>multi wound T4

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GABRIEL IS THICCCCC X_X

>>52420952

Right? Hit/wound on 3s with no save. A failed charge for wyches might as well read "Remove this unit from the table" because they are FUCKED. It's funny because the safest place for them is melee, and they aren't particularly good at surviving melee.

They're so close to being decent, though. Make them WS5, make drugs less random and maybe give a defensive option, and make wych weapons mean something.

>Drugs
Offensive gives +1S, +1 Attack, or +1 to hit
Defensive gives +1T, +1FnP, or enemies get -1 to hit.

>Weapons
Hydra Gauntlets give 3+ poison
Razorflails have Bladestorm
Shardnet Impailer reduces enemy attack by 1

>>52421241


FUCKING

NULN OIL THAT SHIT