>be wizard >looking to purchase a new crystal ball for

>>52412889
It could be an anti-magic orb, lock the door and seal the windows or GTFO out of there.

Or it could be a phylactery or a demon containing orb, get a refund.

>>52412889
Prepare for some fun adventures!

And by adventures I mean being liquified.

>>52412889
>Loc-Nar
Best part of that movie:
>the loc-nar is mine!
>stupid bitch, that's my loc-nar!

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>>52412889

Give it the Stars and Stripes OP!

Not be an idiot? Everyone knows you don't buy something you've never seen before.

>>52413180
Then why is organized religion so prevalent, anon?

>tip

>>52413269
Any actual examples besides "mug fedora meme"?

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>52413269
Nice fedora you've got there.
Let me roll INT to avoid euphoria.
Above one should work.

>>52413315
Okay, I was just memeing, but how about the fact that no one has ever probably seen God?

>>52413347
>probably

provably

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>>52413342
>>52413315
>>52413269
Silence!

>>52413360
Oh no I melted

I hate Tuesdays

Succumb to the Ultimate Evil across all multiverses?

I don't know what's going on here...what is the orb?

>>52412889
Go buy some more orbs. Some cubes, too. Orbs and cubes are where it's at when it comes to magic.

>>52413378
pretty much this.

>>52413347
Religion is about faith. If you know something exists then you don't need faith.

Salesmen should not be taken on faith.

inb4 priests are salesmen
Salesmen are after their own profits. Priests SHOULD* be about saving more people from damnation via religious and moral conversion and aiding the faithful that ask for aid.

*yes there are corrupt priests but corruption exists within every group of people

>>52413380
That's the Loc-Nar, the sum of all evils. Needless to say, it's Bad News.

>>52413269
But everybody's seen the choirboys. They keep them right up front.

>>52413380
Watch Heavy Metal yer damn whipper snapper!

>>52413421
I honestly don't care, dude. I'm sorry I asked that follow-up question and made you waste your time typing all that. I love you and I hope you have a great day.
>>52413429
Kek

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Welp, time to fulfill the pact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t1NuAQj0vY

>>52413459
>wasting your time typing
where do you think we are? Being on this website in the first place is a waste of time.

I love you too anon~

>>52412889
Why didn't you just go to a department store to get a new High Destiny orb? How could a shady merchant possibly have been a better idea?

>>52413518
I want to fulfill a pact with that ass

>>52413723
if that's all she regularly wears while riding she won't even feel you anon

Was the sequel any good?

>>52413741

That would be best for her.

>>52413765
I never saw it but I heard it was a full story and not a series of vignettes, which I don't think I'd like as much.

>>52413767
>he wants to pump away in to a woman while she looks disinterested and bored
kek