Alright guardsmen, how have you proven yourselves to your commissar

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What do I got to prove to some damn commissar?

>>52403119
i'm alive enough to post this message

>>52403119
I only descended into a hopeless spiral of despair twice today!

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>>52403119
Well, I'm not sure sir.

This morning, we have received a replacement for our never-seen baneblade.

I'm fairly sure there's been a mistake, but I want to keep it, and the enginenseers, well, see for yourself.

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>>52403119

>>52403119
Stockpiled reaction images, memes, and other such weapons for Warhammer Wednesday so that I may rain fire into the board known as /b/

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>>52403506
Anon do you know what year it is

If you're not merely pretending take this

Well I killed a couple of orks today.
Thats something right guys?
Right?

I died in battle.

>>52406276
what are undead doing in the 41st millenium

go back to fantasy

>>52403119
well i managed to not die, and i think a popped an ork's arm off with a shot from my lasgun.

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>>52403170
Catachans and female Commissars were meant to be.

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>>52403119
I stole his hat and made him think an ogryn took it.

>>52403119
Sir, I have sucked on the Commissar's titties for a whole day sir!

>>52403119
Persuaded you to allow lightly wounded, but not combat capable, troops to temporarily withdraw from frontline in order to recover ammunition resupplies , which allowed us to capture the enemy position with only 82% casualties...

>>52403426
>Carnivorous dinosaur with HYOOGE jaw and teef
>Cybernetic gubbinz all over
>Shoulder mounter rocket launcher and gattling gun for extra dakka
>Adeptus Mechanicus
>Not Orkz
>Not Snakebite Savagetekk

>>52403119
>>52404057
>Commissar Thicc is best Commissar

>>52406842
>Necron schmecron. If the leg fits, wear it.

>>52403119
*Ignores commisar, continues cleaning gun while reciting prayers to the Emperor*

>>52406670
Tfw no slutty commissar gf to flex at

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What's this about a corpse on a golden toilet?

>>52413070
This guy looks like he has fought in and survived every battle involving Chaos since the Horus Heresy.

>>52409766
>even now the ork thinks of looting

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>>52403119
>emprah-fearin'
ONLY TRAITORS, COWARDS AND HERETICS NEED FEAR THE EMPEROR! TO ARMS BROTHERS, WE HAVE A SPY IN OUR MIDST!

>>52406664
>implying not two orkz will grow from dat

>>52406842
>cs goto fanart

now I have seen everything