>ok anon are you sure you want to do x? >yes >ok...*gm

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>>52384408
>"Are you sure?"
>NO OK FINE I'LL DO Y INSTEAD
>"Are you sure?"

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>>52384408

>Who went into the room first?
>Checks notes

>"Which hand do you use?"

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>Is anyone resistant to poison?

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>>52384408
>It's the first round of combat and everyone is already begging the cleric for heals

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>>52384408
>What's your passive Perception and AC?

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>>52385561
>it's the first round of combat and everyone is already dead

>How DO you open the door?

>I open the door
>*gm laughs*

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>I just roll a die behind my screen without announcing anything
>What was that, anon?!
>Oooh nothing

>>52385828
I do that all the time. Shit's hilarious.

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>"which of the dice hit the table first?"

>places hand over red pencil and note pad and trap list.

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>"yeah but how did you say 'I don't want to fight' to him?"

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>What's your marching order?

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>"wait, did you put your shoes on; shoe, sock, shoe sock or sock sock shoe shoe?"

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>I do X damage to it
>noted

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>your hats a size 12 right?

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>"Who here has the highest disparity between INT and WIS?"

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>That family in your backstory, are they still alive?

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>"How tight was your pants done up anon?"

>>52385956
hold the fuck up. Who the hell does "sock shoe sock shoe?" Who in their right mind would ever end up barefoot on one side and fully shoed on the other?

>>52386040
Chaotic Neutral

>>52386040

Longhair dogs, hardwood floors, and dress socks mean that I do sock, shoe, sock, shoe.

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"How many arrows do you have left?"

>So do you open the door with your left hand or right hand?

>>52386040
If something happens in the middle of putting on my shoes and I am forced to abandon the process halfway though, I would rather have one foot fully protected and one bare than to have a useless cloth covering on both feet.

Note: I live the most boring, milquetoast existence possible, so I have never needed to abandon putting on my shoes to, say, run from a wild bear, but I feel it never hurts to prepare.

>>52386656
Depending on the nature of the interruption, not having your gait fucked up by the height difference between a shod and unshod foot might be important

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>roll for anal circumference

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>>52384408

>>52386040
I go sock shoe sock shoe, it makes it quicker.

>>52384408
>Are you sure you want to make statements about immigrants in an interview with a media outlet run by known white supremacists?

RIP JonTron's career

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>>52387312

>you rolled a critical...
>oh thank god
>...failure.

>>52387312

You know Jontron's channel has grown significantly since then, right?

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>>52384408
>anon make an awareness test
>ok.. uh... 4 degress of failure

>>52387312
Hey, an israeli immigrant is in a position to talk about it.

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>>52387312
>media outlet run by known white supremacists?

>>52384408
>are you sure you want to do that?
>"yes"
>are you really sure?
>"yeah."
>but you don't really want to do that right?
>"Yea- wait no fuck"
>okay you don't.

alternatively

>are you sure you want to do that?
>"no"
>cmon, really?
>"nope."
>but you don't really want to do it?
>"... yes. I don't want to do it."
>but thou must

>>52387480
>be racist
>hear this youtuber is getting shit for being racist
>sub to him because I like supporting racists
>he puts out a new video
>it's about video games
>I only care about shitposting
>don't watch it
>repeat for all new videos
>year 2019
>find this fucking persian fatty in my sub list
>no idea why he's here
>unsub

"Which hand are you using to pick up the item?"

"What's your will save modifier?"

"What's in your character's backpack right now?"

"Where is your character keeping his money?"

>>52388499
>"I aint usin my hand to pick it up. I'm using my teeth."

>"My will is unbreakable at a +4 bonus."

>"An iron ration (Tinned meat and fried potato mash) and a fifty foot coil of rope. Everything else doesn't even matter."

>">>>>>>>>>>>>>money"
>">implying I have any and didnt spend it all on wenches and Ale FUCK MEADFAGS GET THE FUCK OUT WITH THAT HONEY SWEET SHIT."

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>>52384408
>"Make a perception check"
>*rolls dice*
>"Hmm, I see..."
>*Checks gm notes*
>"You don't see anything out of the ordinary"

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>>52384408
>out of nowhere while players are talking amongst each other
>*dice roll* "huh, that's interesting"

>Are you sure you want to shoot the gibbering monster running towards you?

>Are you sure you want to shoot the shape before ID'ing it

>ARE YOU SURE you want to shoot the guardsman who's a bit bloody? He could be wounded or something.

Called it every time, fired with no hesitation

>been hallucinating for several rounds, fighting anyways because I'm passing willchecks to ignore the visions.
>go to reach for door, covered in maggots, rust and other bad things
>Hesitate
>"I touch the door with my sleeve first"
>DM sighs, sleeve immediately rots away.
>"Dammit I thought I had you that time."

Nice try, almost got me

>>52388683
what teh fuck is this image? context?

>>52384408

>"Everybody roll a will save"

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>JonTron gets into politics.
>Becomes an Alt-Right fuckboy, which is unusual since most politicized celebrities become SJW cucks.
>Stopped watching him because he is beginning to transform into a political shitball.


Anyways:
>be GM
>roll dice behind screen
>players ask what happened
>"nothing you know about"
>nothing actually happened, just trying to put the players on edge

>>52388920
>Be GM
>roll behind screen
>Players get paranoid
>Keep doing it to keep them on edge
>One of them starts freaking out
>Another starts freaking out
>One by one the table becomes a fear fest
Then it happens.
>Cleric gets up, packs her stuff and says "I'm outta here!"
>Wizard withdraws from the table!
>Fighter and Rogue withdraw from the table!
>Barbarian withdraws too!
>UH OH! TOO MANY NATIONS HAVE WITHDRAWN FROM THE PROJECT
>AYYLMAOS MIND CONTROLLED THE PRESIDENT
>THATS XCOM BABY!

don't post that racist asshole's face on this board again, go back to /pol/

>>52389087
--=={Trigger Warning!}==--
i disagree with you :^)

>>52389087
That reaction image has been around for longer than you've been on this website faggot. Keep your stupid /pol/ derailing shit out of this board. If you want to discuss Jontron go to /v/ or /pol/

>>52388204
you are out of touch
the subhumans who got upset about jontron are a tiny, vocal minority of his viewers, and most of them were actually outsiders

>>52386114
And then you pull your pants over your shoes? Because of the dogs? That's barbaric

>>52389087
0/10, actually try next time, marxist.

>>52387159
>but we're not playing FATAL
>yeah trust me, you might still want to make that roll

>>52388920
>fuck he's talking about shit that is true which hurts my feelings
>better plug my ears like a toddler

>>52386000
You know, I've always thought about building a super honor bound character with a living family as bait for the GM.

If they killed the family, I'd have my character commit suicide, just to fuck with them.

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>>52389087

>>52384408
>gm goes to check notes
If they gave you a warning, and it was actually bad, they arbitrate it on their own instead of checking notes.

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>when the retard sneaks a good idea in

>>52389523
>most of them were actually outsiders

REEEEE not outsiders!!!!

> the squishy caster gets too curious and moves ahead of the party

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>roll a constitution test

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>>52384408
Here anon, in higher quality

>I say we wait until everyone is seeping, take all their gear and leave them to die.
>upon hearing this the caravan leader draws a blade from his belt.
>what?
>you never said you were speaking out of character.

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I rolled an 18 to hit
>Ok that lands, roll damage
Uh... that'll be... 10, 11, 12. 12 damage
>12 damage ok,
>*starts writing something down*
>and how much of that is magical?
Oh, uh none
>None? Is your weapon magical?
No...
>*scribbles something out*

>>52385828
It's a good practice to have to randomly roll dice behind the screen from time to time even if nothing is up (and have the character's relevant stats written up there as well). If you only roll them when something is actually hiding from the party then the players know that there is something to be found.

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>Are you sure your gun is loaded?

>>52390027
>>you never said you were speaking out of character.
And that would be the point where I would stop playing with that GM.

>>52385956
Wait, shoe sock shoe sock? What the fuck?

>>52388008
At one point all this man was famous for was infestors gameplay. How the times have changed.

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>>52388920
>Stopped watching him because he is beginning to transform into a political shitball.

>>52388773
Paramilitary milkman

When they're going door to door pepper-spraying people, they need someone to dump milk on faces to neutralize the burn.

They shopped on the face of the guy who wrote Starting Strength because memes

>>52390201
lol! That's a bit silly! At some point in her life a women has to accept cruelty and learn to rise above it!

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>>52390201
>you MUST listen to this guy's political opinions otherwise you're pussy

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>party examines small cave for evil dude
>other party member goes scouting nearby area outside
>evil dude greets the stray player as they relax
>end the session

>>52390255
When has he injected his political opinions into his show though? He makes the occasional jab at current events but it's never been political.

>>52390201
There's a huge difference between a college deciding to not invite a speaker because his opinions might be considered offensive and an individual choosing to not go there because the ideas might be offensive to him. The latter is part of the right to free speech -- you have the right to speak your mind, you don't have the right to force others to listen -- the former is a violation of the right to free speech as some form of executive board claims to have the right which opinions are the correct ones.

>>52390277
Never.
Look up Destiny vs JonTron.

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>"So what's everyone's movement speed?"

>>52390513
Was that uploaded to his channel?

The answer is no.
Jon himself obviously has a political opinion like everyone else over the age of 12, but it hardly shows up in his videos.
That's why this is such big news to people, they couldn't tell his opinions from watching his videos and now it turns out they're very different from what they expected.

>>52384408
>Good GMs do shit like that for no reason sometimes, it throws PCs off.

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>The roar in the distance rapidly approaches

>>52390051
This desu!!!

>>52386656

I don't even have shoes in the same room as socks, they're out by the door and my socks are in the bedroom.

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>>52384408
>"And _______ hits his attack on you"
>"Anyone have extra d6?"
> two people hand over their d6s
>"I'll need more"

>>52390479
>There's a huge difference between a college deciding to not invite a speaker because his opinions might be considered offensive and an individual choosing to not go there because the ideas might be offensive to him. The latter is part of the right to free speech -- you have the right to speak your mind, you don't have the right to force others to listen -- the former is a violation of the right to free speech as some form of executive board claims to have the right which opinions are the correct ones.

Just because I am a huge faggot, I feel the need to clarify:

100% Private areas (including private colleges) can ban whomever.

But if the college accepts any government money (and most of them do) then any Public Forum or Limited Public Forum they have must be viewpoint-neutral.

An auditorium that occasionally gets rented out to public speakers is a good example of a Limited Public Forum.

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>>52390804
>first round of combat
>"the creature bites you for X damage"
>with X being half or higher of the player's hp
>everyone goes into Defcon 1

>>52386040
Dude, don't make me feel abnormal

>>52386040
well i learned something in this thread today.

like that time i found out on 4chan that like half the population stand up to wipe their asses.

>>52390810
Correct, and it's also probably important to point out that even a public space, such as a college, can deny people who want to speak or participate in a debate without it being a violation of the right to free speech, as long as what that person wants to say lacks relevance or is so far outside the consensus among specialists in the field that letting him speak would in itself be a violation of the viewpoint-neutrality.

For example, if there was gonna be a debate on immigration it makes sense to invite someone who's for a stricter policy and more extensive border patrools and someone who's for more open borders, you might even get away with inviting a libertarian who's for getting rid of all border controls entirely. It does not make sense, however, to invite someone who wants to put all immigrants in concentration camps and gas them.

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>>52388920

>Alt-Right fuckboy

You mad fag?

>>52390513
That's not his show though.

>>52391011
Bullshit!

>>52390051
I've found that an ambiguous "Everything's Fine" done in a singsongy voice will get players trying to rush through something to be more thorough. And by ambiguous, I mean that it neither indicates something bad is happening, nor does it mean that they've missed something. It's a general "As far as you know, everything's kosher",

You have no idea how often players will just assume that things are as easy to find in a dungeon as Genie's lamp in Aladdin.

>>52387952
He's half Persian/half Hungarian and refuses to acknowledge his heritage because he's "Only American".

His folks were most likely upper class when they immigrated to the states (hence why he says Persian and not Iranian), so he was probably raised to think anyone still there in the Middle East are subhuman anyway.

>>52391101
dirty dumb drakken scum

broken lords master race scalies get out

>>52389935
>a GM checking their notes is bad
I really hate it when people think that GM's are suppose to have everything down mentally.

>>52390201
But this is fake news, right?
Or is it only stuff that triggers the right that's fake news?

>>52391272
Can someone remind me what the proper name for this kind of fallacy is?
For now I'm going to call it the 'no u' fallacy.

>>52391304
It's called American Politics. Whichever party not in power will act like they're the underdog being oppressed, while the party in power will act as though their being in power is proof that the populous will only listen to their policies as being the right ones.

>>52390051
This. I regularly roll dice and ask other players' stats just to keep them on edge.

And just to make sure they never get used to it, sometimes I really do pull something out of my ass on the spot with little warning.

>>52391235
>He's half Persian/half Hungarian and refuses to acknowledge his heritage because he's "Only American".

There's nothing wrong with this. More people should do this. Hyphenated Americans causes needless subdivision in our country. Teddy Roosevelt said as much. Fucking "That's So" Raven Simone said this.

>His folks were most likely upper class when they immigrated to the states (hence why he says Persian and not Iranian), so he was probably raised to think anyone still there in the Middle East are subhuman anyway.

That's an awful lot of assumptions. Where are the proofs?

>>52391272
Not really, the Atlantic had some really good article on safe spaces, and say what you want, the Atlantic is both the most left leaning mainstream magazine in the US and generally really truthful to the source:
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/09/the-coddling-of-the-american-mind/399356/

>>52389848
>implying you don't ignore everything that unsettles your palate
hypocritical fuccboi

>>52391390
There's nothing intrinsically wrong with "Americans just being Americans" so long as everyone is willing to admit that they have no other culture than American. Which would mean that white's have to give up their notion that they have a culture; the only one they can have is an American one that has no ethnic identity.

As far as the whole upper class thing, I assume he's talking about the fact that most "Persians" are Iranians who try to dissociate themselves from the religious majority of Iran and there was a big mass exodus of the more educated ones in the 50s/60s. As far as Hungarians go, they're a peasant people, so none of them are upper class.

>>52391486
>left leaning
>truthful

So it's fake news.

>>52391490
He's literally engaging with something he doesn't like right now, dingus.

>>52391507
Have you even opened it? Or are you >only breitbart is real memeing?

>>52391516
I'm not giving liberals ad rev. Post a pastabin.

>>52391063
>can deny people who want to speak or participate in a debate without it being a violation of the right to free speech, as long as what that person wants to say lacks relevance or is so far outside the consensus among specialists in the field that letting him speak would in itself be a violation of the viewpoint-neutrality.

That sounds fake desu.

Do you have a case (that wasn't overturned) where a university successfully got that argument through federal court?

>>52391153
>Wanting to get toilet water on your knuckles
Gosh it's like your silly or something

>>52390149
A gm I played with warned us clearly at the beginning of the game that every thing we said (without saying it's OOC) is what our character says, it can lead to some funny situation

>>52391523
>Ass is literally so fat it hangs down millimeters away from the water's edge

Being american must be horrifying.

>>52389897
Do the campaign, kill the BBEG, and then write a death poem and commit seppuku without a second afterwards in front of the players and DM. That'll shut the faggot up.

>>52384408
Hey, remember time when Pewdiepie and Jontron weren't faces of white supremacy? Good times.

>>52386040
How does that make less sense than shoe, sock, shoe, sock? At least sock, shoe, sock, shoe ends up normally.

>>52391507
Reality has a liberal bias

>>52391011
What... What do you do otherwise? Reach between your legs and under your junk?

>>52388773

It's a /fit/ meme. That's Mark Rippetoe, who wrote Starting Strength. He also recommends drinking a gallon of milk a day (GOMAD) if you're stupidly skinny and haven't done any weight training before. Hence the milk.

>>52391734

... You slip in from behind like a civilized person

>>52391747
How far forward are you people sitting on the shitter?

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>>52391751
>His ass is literally so fat he can't find any space between the flab and the toilet seat

>>52391011
Wait, hold on. How the fuck else are you meant to do it?

>>52391272
Fake news is any news article that doesn't agree with your political/world views, regardless of the source of the offending article. Remember Anno, the only real news is the news that tells you what you want to here, regardless of how stupid it sounds, and anything that might challenge how you think about things is obviously fake.

>>52391734
Ignore >>52391747, that's retarded.

What I do is I slip the toilet paper under my balls, such that while wiping, the balls rest in the palm. It takes the least effort of all the methods so I find it a little strange that it's not the default, but whatever.

>>52391751

Like, not at all. lmao the thought that so many people haven't figured this out is so funny. I can totally see how it would happen; no one taught you how to wipe yourself properly, so you stand up like a moron. lmao

>>52391757
Unfortunately I'm a lankyfag rather than a fa/tg/uy. Sorry.

>>52391782
Yes because wiping forward is the peak of civilization, Have fun with skid marks on your taint.

>>52391821
You can wipe toward your back just the same as any other way.

Plus, this way it's easier to check for blood.

>>52391534
It's their toilets that are weird and have far more water in them than the European equivalent. Still horrifying though, especially when you consider their rampant obesity.

Can you imagine how many Americans literally dip their ass in water every time they take a shit?

>>52391868

It's nice because then you don't have to wipe. Over here we call it a yankee bidet.

>>52391615
>implying pewdiepie wasnt publically exonerated by the majority of people unlike jontron
>implying people are so stupid to not get the difference between someone jesting and someone stating his opinion

>>52391821

Wiping *forward*? What the fuck are you talking about?

>>52391868
>t. someone who has never used an American Toilet.

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>Roll to hit
>18
>"Nope, doesn't hit."

Also
>"Ok Anon, roll constitution and don't think about the number below two."

>>52384408
>"I enter the room"
>GM starts rolling 5+ times

>>52386656

>>52386695
This one, honestly. Having the shoe would be useful if you'd have to step through some pointy, broken stuff or something, but the difference in speed you'd have is very noticeable.

>>52390716
It doesn't throw anyone off, it changes their mind. If you ask if I'm sure, I'm not sure anymore, I'm not just second guessing the choice while still considering it, I'm just not doing it.

>>52386000
>That family in your backstory, are they still alive?
-and when he answers "yes" proclaim "Oh right! you remember that your mother has a nephew living in [town name here]! you might be able to stay at his place rather than the local Inn!"

Every so often I like to defy RPG convention just to see if I can cause the players brains to lock-up.

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>GMs who actually ask if a player wants to do something that is going to end up being stupid

Shit GMs detected

>>52392729
>defy RPG convention
That might have been defying conventions 10-15 years ago or so. I don't know anyone who's used PC contacts and family in any other way than the one you described for at least that long, and most of the other times it was horror stories told by people who had been in the hobby for far longer than me meant to explain why it's a bad idea to kill your PC's families in an attempt to create drama.

>>52391762
Because a hoax about Trump liking to be pissed on, created completely by /pol/, and then used by CNN as "news" doesn't qualify as objective "Fake News" to you ?

>>52391837
>Plus, this way it's easier to check for blood.
W-what?
Do you bleed from your ass a lot?

>>52391011

>Half the population stands up to wipe

Why and how? That sounds Gross and more messy than It needs to be

>>52393014
Not him, but can you link to CNN reporting about Trump getting pissed on? I couldn't find it.

>>52388204
>>52387312
In 2017, being called a "racist" is synonymous with "someone who disagreed with me about immigration."

There's significantly more people who are sick of the alt-left's bullshit than people who would actually be offended by racism. If that wasn't the case then Trump wouldn't be president.

>>52389848
>>52390201
If you want to rub skub on your dick/clit, then have at it, but I don't like playing in a quagmire of political internet drama. Politics utterly ruined Anthony Birch and Sinfest, don't think that JonTron isn't immune just because his politics isn't cuck. I'm not watching JonTron until I know that he isn't going to crash-and-burn down the road with political shoehorning.
I'll admit I'm overreacting, but if JonTron starts to get political, I don't want to watch him die. My life is already retarded enough with SJW bullshit. I don't need the Alt-Right making a threesome out of me.

Thank goodness JonTron isn't Anthony Birch, though.

>>52391320
Exactly! Liberals and Conservatives only care about free speech when they're the underdog. Once in power, free speech suddenly becomes problematic. Same goes for spending money and lobbying.

>>52391507
Nice meme.

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>>52394558
>implying trump got more votes than clinton

>"alright, so we're all agreed, we'll go for an aerial insertion"
>GM twitches slightly and quietly writes a note and places it in a sealed envelope

>>52394558
>If that wasn't the case then Trump wouldn't be president.
You know that Trump made it precisely because he appealed to people's fee-fees rather than anything remotely resembling facts or intelligent discourse, and (white) people ate it up, right?
>>52394575
The moment you use the word "cuck" means you pretty much have nothing intelligent to offer.
Memes != intelligent discussion, and I'm sorry that 4chan has warped your perception so badly that you believe otherwise.

>>52393014
Yes, that is exactly what I meant by my post, there is no other possible way to interpret it, especially the part where I said "the only real news is the news that tells you what you want to here, regardless of how stupid it sounds".

>>52388083
>every single premade module ever.

I stopped playing them as a GM and player, because it always demolished all role-playing. Player agency is out the window, and there are constant "fuck you, you are surrounded, fade-to-black and Wake up in a prison cell"

or even better, the "help this random guy you have no reason to help, with this pointless bullshit, that arbitrarily triggers this convoluted plot with constant forced derails that you HAVE to do for the campaign to make sense."-meta fuckfests, that will cause more groans than a weekend full of BDSM.

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>>52388735
>>Are you sure you want to shoot the gibbering monster running towards you?
>>Are you sure you want to shoot the shape before ID'ing it
>>ARE YOU SURE you want to shoot the guardsman who's a bit bloody? He could be wounded or something.

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>>52386040
>fully shoed

>>52394813
>Memes != intelligent discussion
I was calling anon's statement as a meme, not an intellectual statement.

I'm on 4chan. I need to speak /pol/'s language. They're likely not going to get what "warped egalitarian values driven by counter-productive guilt and resentment" means, so I instead say "cuck". Maybe I'm being a part of the problem by promoting a stale insult.

Also Trump won because Hillary took the Rust Belt for granted, allowing Trump to pander to the (white) working class individuals there.

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>"I walk in the room"
>"Anyone else coming with you?"
>"..."
>"Alright, gimme a sec..."

>>52392887
Every GM I've had has used my backstory against me for either cheap drama or cheaper sadism.
EVERY
SINGLE
ONE
WITHOUT FAIL
And then they wonder why I make orphans that are either self-taught or hate their teachers.
If you're going to make me have connections, don't just fucking throw them away.

>>52395097
Has there ever been GMs that try to force in rivals of a PC into the story? Some bullshit like "You thought it was BBEG! But it was me, Gary!"

>>52392854
If I know a PC knows better than the player, I say it. Otherwise, it's their funeral.

>>52388920
>Becomes an Alt-Right fuckboy,
BUTT BLASTED

>>52395140
I once had a rival killed by the BBEG while we were having a friendly fight
literally just shadow'd out of the ground and stabbed the rival in the back to show how tough he was, no explanation, the rival was more likely to work for the BBEG than against, just "lol there goes a piece of your past now cry delicious tears because your character actually cared about that dude"

And yes, I've tried not playing 3.pf, it doesn't help escape sadist GMs

>are you sure you-
>yes I'm sure now what you unimaginative hack ?

>>52395097
>GM forces us to make a 2 page word document of our backstory
>less than I usually do, so that's fine.
>Has to incorporate a at least two very important people, where they are, and their role in society, as well as an explained and reasoned relationship between them.
>kills them all during the first session
>I got you to care about them before the game started, and they mean a lot to your characters too, so go get revenge!
I have never walked out of a hand except for this 1 time. Holy shit I was mad.

It was even a friend I had games with quite often. Never let him GM again.

>>52395244
"Well you die. See you next week!"

>>52394941
I think you need to stop using bad modules as the baseline, anon.
>>52395040
>Maybe
No maybe.
>Rust Belt
A group that had turned on the Democrats as a whole the moment Obama made it into office?

>>52395269
Like I'd let that happen so easily.
Good thing we mainly do narrative heavy games. So we have plenty of time to enumerate things like :
>yes my gun is loaded
>yes I got my pants on
>yes I went to the toilet before leaving.
>YES my zipper is most assuredly closed
And when there's an obvious trap, and they are always obvious I make the door blow up
>uhh you can't do-
>little did the GM remembered I had dynamite

>>52395334
Your assumption that the gm is shit is the problem with this board.

>>52389897
My DM didn't kill my character's family. My DM drained my character's family of all their personality and made them unconditionally hate me for reasons to this day I still cannot understand.

>>52395361
Well the thing is: A good GM won't pull random shit like "what is being described in this thread". So the questions is void

>>52394625

>Clinton got more votes!

So fucking what? How is this an argument?

>>52395424
Because it directly refutes:
>There's significantly more people who are sick of the alt-left's bullshit than people who would actually be offended by racism. If that wasn't the case then Trump wouldn't be president.

>>52395515
>greentext is implying Clinton is Alt-Left

>>52395515

You can't deny that Trump's rise was in part because of people tired of PC and the modern meaning of racism.

I mean, double partisan system ensures loyal voters will always vote Dem/Rep either way.

>>52390051
I go the other way and have a felt dicebox to muffle the sound of my rolls. I also have sheets of pre-rolled numbers to reference, crossing them off as I go.

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>>52385639
>We haven't rolled initiative and half the party is dead.
Thanks DM, that's really what I wanted to do after a bad day at work. Come up with a plan, kill half the enemies before the fight even starts, roll really well, and then get wrecked because you didn't think about balance. It's really fun when 35% of the total enemies in a fight are capable of one shotting us before we even put of our pieces on the board.

>>52395315
>Turned on Democrats when Obama came into office
You mean the guys that almost universally continued to vote Dem in their local elections, and universally voted for Obama for re-election.

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>Players have bumped into animated scarecrows before, see a field of what looks like regular ones
>Party ranger ain't afraid of nuffin, goes to start hacking off limbs
>Roll randomly to see which scarecrows are alive
>ALL OF THEM ARE
>Party spends the ENTIRE session back-to-back blowing spells, arrows, healing items and basically fending off an entire army of knife-finger scarecrows and their hag creator who is pummeling the party with Magic Missile for 3d4+3 damage a turn, spread out over the party
>Paladin and cleric buff each other in a circlejerk of rising AC and temporary HP
>By the end they actually manage to kill all but 1 scarecrow and bring the hag down to half HP

I actually had the monsters retreat out of sheer respect for the players' guts. I enjoy being a dick DM but damn, not running away took balls.

Of course, the minute they saw the monsters retreat they bolted and the ranger got everyone lost with a natural 1 to navigate the wilderness. Win some, lose some.

>>52391063
I find it sickening that the idea of Open borders is viewed as something normal and acceptable.

It is just as insane and twisted position as rounding up migrants and gassing them.

A nation that cannot control it's borders is not a nation at all.

>>52391747
Civilized people use hand showers to clean their butts and then just dry them with toilet paper.

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>>52384408
Watching another player doom you is a hellish experience.

>okay, I take the bag and go to the bar across the street
>The mob bar?
>yes, I slam the bag on the counter and open it up
>The bag of drugs you stole from a police station you later blew up?
>yes
>the ones clearly labeled as evidence?
>yes
>okay

>>52396586
Because liberalism is a mental disorder. It's suicidal, pathological altruism

>we need open borders to help these poor people!
>what about the homeless?
>ew. Anon there will always be homeless, but we need to help out the syrians!
They would rather import refugees first instead of fixing the actual problems already present in the country. In America, it's the struggling education system, abused welfare, homeless problem, millions below the poverty line, all problems that would be exacerbated by removing the border. But these fucking shitheads wanna import shitskins by the boatload, because shitskins will work for lower prices. That's what the (((elites))) want, a cheaper, stupider workforce.

When someone is spouting "refugees welcome," they're never going to listen to you. They have become subverted and are useful idiots. You could recite facts and well rounded, fully logical arguments, and they'd refuse to listen to you.

>>52395515
No it doesn't.
What you are implying is that everyone who voted for clinton is A-ok with the insane progressive garbage the far left pushes, which is an unsound assumption, given that Clinton is basically a fucking neocon in a Democratic package.
She hardly represents the values of the far left.

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>>52396782
>When someone is spouting "refugees welcome," they're never going to listen to you. They have become subverted and are useful idiots. You could recite facts and well rounded, fully logical arguments, and they'd refuse to listen to you.

I have come to the same conclusion myself as well.
It is funny, how the people who advocate for mass immigration often also claim to be speaking for the poor and the working class, when mass immigration is basically fucking class warfare AGAINST the working class and the poor, because mass immigration of low skilled workers DIRECTLY LOWERS the pay of working class people due to increased competition.
Seriously, the only fucking people that benefit from mass immigration are the wealthy elite and the left wing parties who get more voters because they pander to the immigrants. The vast majority of the natives gain NOTHING from mass immigration.

Anyone advocating for it is the definition of an useful idiot.

>>52388008
You can't tell that he's actually only 5 foot 4 when he's on webcam like this.

>>52396882
The fallacy here is assuming that the poor and the working class are a separate entity to the immigrants. The immigrants are part of the poor working class that they want to protect. They don't want to sell out part of the poor working class for the benefit of another part of the poor working class, they want to help all of them.

You say the only people who benefit from mass immigration are the wealthy elite, but that's not true, the immigrants also benefit from mass immigration.

>>52394558
thank you.

Also noticed its those same leftists people who have to make everything political

>>52397143
>The fallacy here is assuming that the poor and the working class are a separate entity to the immigrants.

They are, because the former are actual natives of your fucking country, while the later are foreigners.
By importing massive numbers of low skill workers, advocates of mass immigration ARE FUCKING OVER THE NATIVE WORKING CLASS.

Just because they believe in the existence of some global working class, does not make it so. Unlike they think, people do not tribalize based on their fucking occupation and financial well being nearly as much as they do based on their nationality and ethnicity. The native working class does not recognize the immigrants as their kin or part of the same "class" as they themselves are. Hence, the native working class fucking HATES mass immigration.

>the immigrants also benefit from mass immigration.
Well, of course they do, but how does that benefit the NATIVES of the country, whose tax money fucking runs the system?
Of course parasites benefit from feeding on their host.

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>>52384408
>tfw GM who has lost control of their life and the players are going to do X because they do not fear death and the world is slowly grinding down under their relentless boot

help

>>52389087

>When you can'take even post a reaction gif without triggering someone

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>are you absolutely certain that the bridge is strong enough to support your weight?
>he says as we are halfway through sprinting across it

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>>52384408
>I'm not sure how you rolled that many 18s in a row, since the probability of that was literally one in a million, but man of man just let me bust out the explosion rules

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>>52387312
>complains that /pol/ is always leaking out of its containment board and shitting up other boards
>intentionally posts political flamebait in a perfectly good thread where everyone's having fun

>>52397226
But here you're assuming priority based on nativeness, which they fundamentally don't agree with. They prioritize basic human rights as a universal measure. Someone being native to your country does not make them inherently more deserving of rights than someone born here.

It's important to note here there is a distinction between an immigrant and a foreigner. While a general belief in universal human rights regardless of country from a moral standpoint is there, this does not equate to the political advocacy of the government interfering in foreign affairs, in contrast, the prevailing political philosophy in terms of foreign affairs is fairly non-interventionist, in the general spirit of anti-economic-imperialism. Regardless, the point is that they're not saying that the priorities of foreigners should necessarily be put above the needs of americans by the american government, but that immigrants should be considered americans just as much as a native born.

This is where the fundamental, irreconcilable difference lies. To the left, immigrants are seen to be just as valid americans as a native born, their plights are considered exactly as important, they are just as deserving of protection and help.

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>"Everyone roll perception."
>everyone fails miserably
>"Okay! Continue as you were!"

>>52397476
>But here you're assuming priority based on nativeness, which they fundamentally don't agree with. They prioritize basic human rights as a universal measure. Someone being native to your country does not make them inherently more deserving of rights than someone born here.

I do understand this, and it is the very reason I fundamentally disagree with the "globalists", who advocate for mass immigration, multiculturalism etc.
At least in murrica, they have some claim to their insanity with the whole "nation of immigrant" thing going on, but here in Europe, where my people have been living on this land since the fucking ice age, that bs just does not fucking fly.

I will always value my own people, my kin, the natives of this land, above foreigners. That doesn't mean that I hate foreign people, it simply means that I do not think that we should fuck over our own people for the sake of foreigners, which mass immigration essentially does, and I will not compromise on this principle.

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>>52397538

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>Roll 16
>"Doesn't hit"
>"Haha fag, remember my katana crits at 15 ?"
>"Where did you EXACTLY say you would hit ?"

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>me: I want to do x
>GM: are you sure?

>>52391243
Not using superior Morgawr master race.

>>52391500
The only American Caucasians that I have met who identify themselves ethnically are first or second generation immigrants. Even then the only second generation immigrants that I have met who do this are Serbians. What culture do you see American white people identifying as typically?

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>Tricking a guard to not kill me
>roll 2 on deception
>Guard counter-rolls insight
>"Oh, I'm sorry! Here, have a seat over here."
>me "WAIT THAT WORKED?"
>GM "looks like it..."

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>>52397585
>where my people have been living on this land since the fucking ice age
I have some bad news for you, anon.

>>52397538
I hate this. Rolling perception should be an action taken by a player, otherwise the DM should use passive perception

>"Aight so what's your to-hit?"
>"I rolled an 18"
>"18, ok, (quick head math). . . you miss"
>All their expressions dropped, and it was fucking nothing as he proceeded to roll straight 19s and 20s the rest of the fight

>>52397585
>where my people have been living on this land since the fucking ice age
you might want to be careful with that kind of assumption.
My family is old enough to have seen empires rise and fall and Tbh there's not many people around us that are there for that long. People come and sometime stay, those that do that and adhere to our culture laws and religion we call our own the rest are strangers, even after all that time

>>52397585
>mass immigration
You keep using this word, yet I have seen no one in power use it.
It seems to be a buzzword used to demonize refugees coming from wartorn nations that are being allowed to resettle out of the milk of human kindness.
And amusingly enough, the reason Europe has this sentiment is because the adults remember how the kind of nationalist thought you espouse helped bring about 2 world wars, and innumerable smaller ones. As usual, once peace has reined long enough, those that come after forget the lessons writ in the blood of their forefathers and seek to retreat to old foolishness.

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>civil thread about GM bullshit
>one person mentions Jontron because one or two people used Jontron pics, one being the OP
>thread suddenly devolves into a shitshow over ideologies

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>>52399564
>What political alignment are you?
>"I don't really do politics.
>GM Chuckles...

>>52399562
>yet I have seen no one in power use it.
So?

mods plz rangeban all life on earth

>>52399918
So what? You think astronauts can't shitpost?

>captcha: Stop touchell
I'm not touching you captcha

>>52399943

Now I imagined an astronaut using his allotted internet time to shitpost from space and its glorious

>>52400021
>>52399943
AEIOU
AEIOU

>>52396782
It's for easier movement of tourists, professionals and capital. Refugees are incidental and I don't give a fuck about the homeless.

>>52389087
You tolerated him on this board despite him being an obnoxious twat before, you will tolerate him now.

>>52391762
Youre supposed to wipe your ass while still sitting down. If you stand up, you physically cannot wipe all the shit out of your asshole, only by sitting down are you actually able to reach deeply enough

>>52386040
>>52386114
At first, I wondered why you would ever be putting your socks on so close to your shoes that this could ever be a problem. A bathroom/bedroom usually isn't that close to the entryway.

But them I remember that American's wear their shoes on inside.
>>52389778 and that is what is truly barbaric.

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>>52394625
>California alone has millions of illegal aliens and actively encourages them to vote, by allowing them to get driver's licenses, which automatically registers them as voters.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/02/01/experts-california-voter-registration-system-highly-susceptible-to-fraud.html

>a significant percentage of illegals surveyed were willing to admit they have voted illegally in 2008 and 2010, so the number that actually voted is much higher.
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0261379414000973
>even assuming the self-reported number is correct, there were still more 2.8 million votes cast by illegal aliens.

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I know what I said GM.
I do it.

>>52394948
in the DM's defense one time it turned out I was seeing shit and it was actually my dad.

On the other hand had I not shot him his hallucinating ass would've stabbed me to death.

>>52390210

My new Shadowrun character.

>>52399650
So it is exactly what I said it was, a meaningless buzzword to incite people against a threat that doesn't actually exist.

>>52401122
>being this stupid

>>52401122
you haven't seen crime rates and IQ by demographics if you believe this
or the growing number of terrorist attacks

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>>52395515
>Because it directly refutes

Not in America kiddo. We have a history of electing people who lost the popular vote due to the electoral college. If I remember right Bush pulled the same thing against Al Gore.

>>52384408
>'Okay, so now that Y and Z, we do X'
>DM begins to speak
>Pauses
>Narrows his eyes and looks distant for a moment
>Scratches his head in mild but obvious confusion
>'One second'
>Begins to dig through the binder that contains all his campaign and setting notes

Shit goes fucked up in 5... 4...

>>52391262
They certainly shouldn't have everything down.
But they also shouldn't have notes for, "if they assault the king" etc.

The referee should wing it for stupid decisions, because:
• stupid decisions are (or should be) rare ∴ not likely to come up ∴ prep. is likely to be a waste
• stupid decisions have obvious outcomes ∴ easy to improv ∴ no real loss for not preparing

>>52386040
At the gym, I wipe my foot with a sock then put it and the shoe on, then repeat. Gets the locker room crap off of my feet without putting my clean sock into it and the inevitable water pb the ground

>>52401169
>We have a history of electing people who lost the popular vote due to the electoral college
That's because the American election system is set up to protect the interests of small states against the interests of large states, even if that means going against the actual majority. The EU works exactly the same way, but most other Europeans seem to be completely unaware of this fact.

>>52384408
Upon his person you find
>rolls d20
A pair of black gloves with stranges markings on them! It seems to be some written language...
>wow wizard man cast identify, no wait can this guy do comprehend languages, no wait can I roll history to see if I know the language?
Very well... You recognize it as...
>rolls d20
Abyssal! The strange markings form a phrase in abyssal..
>oh wow its gonna be cursed guys, or maybe its like super good holy shit anyone know abyssal? Warlock bro?
The words are familiar to you: "For gardening and householding only."
>what the fuck man demons dont do householding this is gay I want my +1 blablabla
>warlock: im gonna wear them anyway
You put on the gloves, they fit snugly. Near your feet on the dungeon floor the weeds seem to tremble.
>what the fuck man you said they were nonmagical blablblablalala reeee
Why does that guys have no sense of humour?

>>52397476
Why are they throwing money at the left instead of vacationing in Africa while building free (but shitty) housing (and screwing over native construction workers)?

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>>52397585
>where my people have been living on this land since the fucking ice age,
So have the people who migrated yesterday. We're in an interglacial period of an ice age that started 2.6 million years ago, but we *are* in an ice age right this very second.

>>52386040
Americans. Normal people don't wear shoes indoors.

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>>52401524
Flawless.

>>52390226
Are you a new ironic meme?

>>52390027
I do this all the time
It's the silliest way to fuck with your party

>>52390149
>>52390027
>>52402165
This is why you use in-character hats.

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>>52396586

>>52399943
>>52400021

Silly anons, there aren't any Australians in space.

>"I open the door"
>"Okay, roll initiative"

>>52402450
That's not what open borders are anon.
Come on, you're smarter than that

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>>52396586
>>52396782
>>52396882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

>>52402589
no fun allowed

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>>52398637
>entire party rolls sub 10s on sneak, some sub 5s
>this repeats for four different rolls
>gnolls fail to notice, one even trips and falls into the fire
>entire planned encounter is a shitshow of people tripping over each other and gnolls eating too loudly or fucking each other too much to notice
>they get in and out without a single fight

I've never seen so many 1s.

>>52402589
oh I know, but whenever it gets brought up I always think of Civ shenanigans

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>Roll a 19
>Miss

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>Roll a 20+3
>He blocks
At this point I know he is out of my league

>player performs action
>DM checks to see if it's one of his "good" friends, or someone who will put his dick behavior into check
>If yes, fluffy bunnies attack
>If not, character dies
>It's more extreme if you are letting him host his game at your own residence.
>Burns his rules books to show he hasn't actually read anything
>says you are forbidden from acquiring your own materials and reading them

>>52393668
You'd never know if you don't check.

>>52402530
Not at the moment, but there have been two so far.

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>Where exactly in the room do you stand?

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>>52384408
>I go talk to the bartender
>you look at him
>roll a willpower check

>also OC

>>52388920
>I don't know what alt-right is: the post
People with conservative opinions are not alt-right by default.

>>52401524
>demonic gardening gloves
oh my god I am so stealing that

From a game a few weeks ago, DMing. Players walking into valley of massive spiders, Cirith Ungol style. Currently fighting through a tunnel of smaller leggies.
>As you move towards the end of the cave, you see a large shadow briefly pass over the landscape.
>Standing in your way is an enormous, aggressive...
>Realise the players can't actually see the big guy from their current position
>...nothing.

>>52395190
>And yes, I've tried not playing 3.pf, it doesn't help escape sadist GMs
why would it?

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>>52384408
>>GM gives me an envelope
>>Don't open it yet, let's see where this goes
Motherfucker always pulling JustAsPlanneds on us

>>52402981
Are we talking about tabletop games or the medieval Catholic Church?

>>52405085

smoke you

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>>52405085

>party walks through a room with a hole in the wall.
>"So which of you is in front."

>>52405085
notepassing is always fun

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>>52405085

>>52385319
t. metagaming faggot

>>52385428
Bonus points if the hand actually doesn't matter.

>>52384408
>OK anon you definitely want to rescue those orphans?
> yeah I'm a paladin it's what I do.
> rolls dice 3 times for each orphan.
>breaths in through teeth
>asks what our clerics spiritual perception is.
>cleric is unconscious
>grimaces, writes something down
>...OK nothing to worry about...yet.

Turns out the small group of orphans I saved were demons all along. I got the drunken I ever got that night.

>>52384408
>OK anon you definitely want to rescue those orphans?
> yeah I'm a paladin it's what I do.
> rolls dice 3 times for each orphan.
>breaths in through teeth
>asks what our clerics spiritual perception is.
>cleric is unconscious
>grimaces, writes something down
>...OK nothing to worry about...yet.

Turns out the small group of orphans I saved were demons all along. I got the drunken I ever got that night.

>OK anon you definitely want to rescue those orphans?
> yeah I'm a paladin it's what I do.
> rolls dice 3 times for each orphan.
>breaths in through teeth
>asks what our clerics spiritual perception is.
>cleric is unconscious
>grimaces, writes something down
>...OK nothing to worry about...yet.

Turns out the small group of orphans I saved were demons all along. I got the drunken I ever got that night.

>>52395380
>Dad I'm a rich and famous hero. Have a golden house.
>Son, you're a bitter disappointment and an embarassment to our proud dirt farming traditions.

>>52395820
So can we blame the upcoming alt-left president on the alt-right?

>>52405085
Sometimes I wish my group met in person, then I remember how they all play.

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>>52405085

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>>52402450
If you then declare war in Civ, your units are moved outside of your new enemy's borders.

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>>52396782
>reposting the same arguments Americans were using in 1930s against accepting Jewish refugees from Germany

>>52402187
This is so silly but I like it

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>>52388920
>alt right fuckboi

Daily reminder to purge the liberal degenerates and that Jontron is right about incarceration rates being disproportionate to blacks.

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>>52407866
Well if League of Nations had just given them Danzig back from their horrible Versailles Treaty, 100,000-200,000 jews didn't have to die from malnutrition and typhus

>>52399354
Right? Indo European lands for Indo Europeans. Based pajeet can come to my house and I can teach him to poo in loo properly.

Although the celts have been there for literally thousands of years and have existed as an ethnic group for longer.

>>52407919
1) Police are more vigilant in black-majority neighborhoods, therefore there is going to be more crime detected. The number will still be high, but not that high.
2) Poor areas with shit schools creates people with weak conscience that ill-equipped to resist morally degenerative parts of culture.
3) Distrust between police and black citizens makes peace difficult. Bad cops creates fear among black citizens. Black criminals makes good cops nervous.
4) Stereotypes are a hard mold to break, especially without financial stability. I don't think you're completely wrong. Urban African American culture is often somewhat backwards and lawless, which feeds a vicious cycle. There are those who wish to be the change they want to be, but there is resistance within the culture.

I don't even care about poor people, but at least I try not to spread misinformation or call for suppression of ideas.

>>52399354
>>52399546
Yeah, it is a bit of a hyperbole statement. My point is, that my ancestors have been living on this land for thousands of years.
The first of them came here slightly after the ice sheets started to recede from the northern parts of Europe.

>You keep using this word, yet I have seen no one in power use it.
Yes, and?
Of course the people in power do not use the term, because it accurately describes the current state of affairs, which is not popular among the masses.
Instead they speak of open borders, and our "duty" to aid the "refugees".

>resettle out of the milk of human kindness.
This shit is not done with the approval of the majority. If we had a fucking public vote about this shit, the refugees would be sent packing. The people pushing for this shit are useful idiots, and elites that benefit from mass influx of cheap labor.

> because the adults remember how the kind of nationalist thought you espouse helped bring about 2 world wars,
>muh nationalism caused the world wars.

Top kek.
The causes for the world wars were never just because of nationalism. They were far more complex, and both involved powergames of empires and economy, than the ideals of nationalism.

EU is a cancerous fucking union, and I hope it collapses soon. I do not want my people being under the rule of foreigners, like we are currently with Brussels decreeing laws that affect our lives.
Fuck that shit.
Brits did the right thing by voting to leave. I hope we follow suit.

>>52391729
Really? So in nature all animals are treated equally by everyone and are given welfare payments and subsidized public schooling? WTF I HATE THE RIGHT NOW

>>52408090
meant to link to this post as well>>52399562

>>52408049
1. Yes because they commit more crime, but even when you correct incarceration rate by overall wealth decile blacks still commit more crimes and are incarcerated for it. So thats 2 gone as well.

2) Little known fact, you are proportionately more likely to be shot by the police if you are white. Most cops in black areas are also black.

4) stereotypes do not create the genetic functions required to develop anti-social personality disorder or psychopathy which blacks have higher rates of as well.

stop spreadin misinformation lil nigga

>>52408090
Well, if you don't get to import cheap labor, the industry will move elsewhere. Tough shit. Then you can be irrelevant in peace.

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>>52408434
>the industry will move elsewhere

Not if you force them to stay on the moral grounds of not letting them exploit the 3rd world.

Nah just kidding

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>52394558

"Someone who disagreed with me about immigration" is a strawman. Here's a quick guide:

Not racist:
-We should thoroughly vet immigrants
-I don't think we need more immigrants
-I think immigrants should learn the language and assimilate

Racist:
-Immigrants dilute the gene pool
-Immigrants deserve any poor treatment they receive (see his comments on Italian immigration in the 20th century)

>>52408434
>Well, if you don't get to import cheap labor, the industry will move elsewhere.

That is preferable than permanently changing the demographic and ethnic makeup of my homeland by mass importing foreigners for cheap labor.
Besides, advances in automation are rapidly making human labor less and less in demand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pq-S557XQU

>Then you can be irrelevant in peace.
That is exactly what I want though.
I want my homeland to be an irrelevant, little safe heaven for my people, where we can live in peace and quiet.

>>52408115
4 - but shit like stress during pregnancy, incorrect nutrition in early development and so on actually do.
Funny thing, Puerto Ricans have lower prevalence of disorders like Conduct Disorder or Oppositional Defiant Disorder than white Americans.

>>52408434
This is actually bullshit. Just slap tariffs and you're good to go

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>Is your weapon out anon?
>Wha- no?...
>*dice roll behind screen*

>>52408502
>-Immigrants dilute the gene pool
How is this racist?
It is a factual statement.

If 5 million somalis moved to lets say, Sweden, and interbred with the natives, the resulting population would no longer be Swedish.

Genetics do fucking matter, and culture stems ultimately from the PEOPLE. If you change the people, you change the culture.
Genes are the roots, culture and civilization is the flower.

>>52407866
As a Jew I can tell you they were in the right mind back then.

>>52388920
I really hate you alt-left faggots bringing you political garbage into these threads.

>>52408556
>alt-left faggots
You mean Trolls, they just do it to get a reaction out of the /pol/tards.

>>52408567
But /pol/tards are alt-left. How new are you?

>>52408524
>skin colour is the fundament of culture
>how is that racist, guys?

>>52408567
It's still not healthy to board discussion. Their guy just had a terrible week politically so of fucking course they're going to be on high alert to start shitstorms and defend their stances

Why would you want to drag that into a /tg/ thread in the first place

>>52408509
>stress during pregnancy incorrect nutrition

Not enough to explain the extreme discrepancies in a country where 40%-50% the black population is culled each year. If the birth rate was higher holy shit can you just imagine the crime?

Also you do realize that Conduct Disorder and Oppositional Defiant Disorder aren't Anti-Social Personality Disorder/ Psychopathy, just precursors to it, right?

T. Castizo Puerto Rican.

At least God King Trump will provide lots of tears for liberals, and many laughs for rest of us.

>>52408578
God knows why, some people genuinely hate /tg/ and seek to ruin any fun people might have here, others just find it amusing shitting up what they see as unimportant threads.

And yeah, it does need to fuck off.

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>>52408574
Race is more than just skin color you dumbshit.

The claim that it is just about skin color is one made by leftists.

Somalis are not Swedes, Swedes are not Japanese, Japanes are not Indians and so on.
The differences of those people are as much cultural, as they are genetic, because ultimately, culture stems from the behavior the genes of the people predispose them towards.
Mixing them does dilute their uniqueness from one another.

The asumption that we are all the same under our skin, is without any basis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDBEWVbOOgw&

>>52408591
*and as precursors I mean most kids grow out of them and are used for adolescent and pre adolescent stages where its hard to diagnose anything?

>>52386040
No one I know puts on 1 sock, and then a shoe at a time. Its socks, and then shoes like a normal fucking human being. Why the fuck would you risk not having anything on one foot?

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>>52408596
Best game coming through

>>52408611
>Stop masturbating to dragons.

>>52408611
For some reason I read that as "My Frog".

>>52408599
>inb4 I get banned for this post because wrongthink.

>>52408599
>James Watson
Holy shit I know that guy. He's fucking hilarious.

Really not doing you any favors for coming off as purely logical though. He's a colossal asshole in every possible way.

>>52408636
No, you'll get banned for posting off topic discussion in a thread about DMs being dicks to their players on a board about Table Top gaming.

STUPID NIGGER

>>52386070
Chaotic neutral needs to get chaotic neutered.

>>52408654
Know him in person, or just because he's an important figure in science, given that he was one of the people responsible for the discovery of DNA?

>>52408655
Funny how all sorts of off topic shit is tolerated on /tg/, but the moment non liberal leaning politics come up, it is a bannable offence.

>>52408668
I can't find a Paladin Happy Merchant image but let us pretend I could.

>>52408655
This is one of the most off-topic boards on the whole damn site, at this point getting horrifically derailed is expected of us.

>>52408677
In person. Kinda second hand though. My cousin works with him in a lab nearby (don't know if he works with him or just shows up for conferences) and I've gone to some of them for the he'll of it, on top of plenty of stories from everyone there. And the after parties. Oh god the after parties.

The first thing he does when he enters a room is loudly proclaim that whoever stalking has no idea what the fuck they're talking about, tell the women to go sit down while the men discuss something actually important, then leave to drink all the liquor in a five mile radius. He bought my cousin a bottle of the most expensive wine they were serving because he thought the bartender looked too stupid to figure it out, then told him to fuck off while the people with something worth hearing talked.

The man is a superhero.

>>52408704
Oh shit, when was this?

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>>52408704
>James Watson is a spiritual australian cunt

wew

>>52408704
I'm not sure whether to believe you or not.
Though, some of the greatest scientists have been known to be eccentric as fuck, so I guess what you are saying could be plausible.

>Ok, player X, step outside with me real quick